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Piglet 17-Aug-20 07:58 PM
starts praying
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howard 17-Aug-20 08:05 PM
I’d wake up, and look around
I had been napping on the bench for quite a while
Suddenly, a car with blacked-out windows rolls around the corner, fast
As the windows roll down, I see a figure inside holding something
“Shit!, I exclaim
I hop behind the bench, and take cover
A stream of bullets fill the bench, and send splinters onto my back
The car squeals away, as I run into a nearby storefront
I was totally out of breath
*I immediately called @Bretagne *
“Are you okay?” I asked, panting
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Bretagne 17-Aug-20 08:08 PM
Hearing his call in the distance, having taken shelter at the sound of commotion, runs to his side
"I am alright, brother"
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howard 17-Aug-20 08:08 PM
“They- they shot at me!”
“Did they go for you, as well?”
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Bretagne 17-Aug-20 08:09 PM
"The cowards, it seems they missed me, whoever they were"
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howard 17-Aug-20 08:09 PM
“I am not injured either.”
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Bretagne 17-Aug-20 08:09 PM
"They dare not face a Chungii Warrior in open combat"
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howard 17-Aug-20 08:09 PM
“Who could that have been, though?”
“If you’ll call the police, I’ll start heading towards wherever you are.”
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Amaaroc 17-Aug-20 08:09 PM
(To the rest of the chungi: this is what actual good rp looks like) (Not the dumb trolling)
👌 4
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Bretagne 17-Aug-20 08:10 PM
"The possible culprits are as endless as the seas of grass. We have no need of the chungile police, we can handle this ourselves"
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howard 17-Aug-20 08:10 PM
“You’re right.”
“My days as a true warrior are behind me, but I can still hold my own if the need arises.”
“Stay safe.”
I hang up
I felt very anxious, now
It had been years since I was last shot at like that
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howard 17-Aug-20 08:31 PM
i took a step outside
“Shit...”
i was still shaken from yesterday’s incident
i almost sat down on the same bench
i stopped upon seeing the splinters, and that the back of the bench was almost gone
“There goes my favorite spot.”
i walked towards the center of town, now
i stopped by the side of a small building
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Deleted User 17-Aug-20 08:33 PM
a man walks up to you
Hey, you must be a that wack senator
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howard 17-Aug-20 08:34 PM
i look up
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character-confusion 17-Aug-20 08:34 PM
(billy joins rp!!)
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Deleted User 17-Aug-20 08:34 PM
Al-Chunghfoi or something right?
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howard 17-Aug-20 08:34 PM
“Who?”
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Deleted User 17-Aug-20 08:34 PM
You
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howard 17-Aug-20 08:34 PM
“I don’t know who that is.”
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Deleted User 17-Aug-20 08:34 PM
Arent you a senator though
Ive seen you on the news
I think
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Senator Boli 17-Aug-20 08:34 PM
(I like how all the Chungi are like stereotypical Gypsies who drank a gallon of beer)
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howard 17-Aug-20 08:34 PM
“No.”
“Not me.”
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Deleted User 17-Aug-20 08:35 PM
Oh, must be mistaken
sorry
ill be on my way
he walks off
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howard 17-Aug-20 08:35 PM
“Good day.”
I kept moving
I went into the busy store
I stood around the back for awhile
A man came forward to greet me, and escorted me to the back room
There was a small nightstand, a bed, and a lamp
Nobody had seen us enter, either
I took a seat on the bed and put my watch and headscarf into the nightstand’s drawer
I laid back, and adjusted myself to be lying on the bed properly
I dozed off to sleep
The grocer’s son stood near the door
He was there to protect me, as they were a pro-Chugii family (edited)
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Sen. Empharius 17-Aug-20 08:39 PM
(I like how all the Chungi are like stereotypical Gypsies who drank a gallon of beer)
@Senator Boli (that’s a slur, please@don’t use it)
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howard 17-Aug-20 08:40 PM
(what)
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Sen. Empharius 17-Aug-20 08:43 PM
(G*psy is a slur for the Romani people)
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Deleted User 17-Aug-20 08:43 PM
( Γύφτοι chad Greek version)
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howard 17-Aug-20 08:54 PM
i wake up and exit
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Amaaroc 19-Aug-20 11:50 PM
@character-confusion @Dr. Kris Lawrence (reeeeeeeeeee)
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character-confusion 19-Aug-20 11:52 PM
(Nooooo no fluff
(I’ll just
(Watch
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Amaaroc 19-Aug-20 11:53 PM
(I was gonna do more than that)
(You said yourself to go here
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character-confusion 19-Aug-20 11:53 PM
(Anhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
(Hhhhhhhhhhhhfine
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Amaaroc 19-Aug-20 11:54 PM
(Bruh)
(Reeeee)
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character-confusion 19-Aug-20 11:57 PM
(I said fine didn’t I?
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Dr. Kris Lawrence 19-Aug-20 11:58 PM
(mod infighting. ablobpopcorn)
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character-confusion 19-Aug-20 11:58 PM
(Ha. You think this is mod infighting?)
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Amaaroc 20-Aug-20 12:00 AM
(Oh you don’t know what happened 2 says ago)
Santana was pacing next to the walls in the senate again because of his many, many meetings, contemplating on many things. (edited)
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character-confusion 20-Aug-20 12:23 AM
(i am back
(sigh
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Amaaroc 20-Aug-20 12:25 AM
(Reeeeeee)
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character-confusion 20-Aug-20 12:27 AM
Character strides through the hall, heading home after yet another long day.
(me: let's do something new!) (you:)
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Amaaroc 20-Aug-20 12:29 AM
(Me: let’s do something new!) (You:)
(When u wanna do stuff with Santana but character said to put it in main rp but I can’t realistically have Santana’s apartment completely open to everyone)
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character-confusion 20-Aug-20 12:32 AM
( 😭
(respond
(well smh we can go back
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Amaaroc 20-Aug-20 12:34 AM
(What to do what to do)
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character-confusion 20-Aug-20 12:35 AM
(mfw
(bitch i stg
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Amaaroc 20-Aug-20 12:36 AM
(uwu)
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character-confusion 20-Aug-20 12:39 AM
(die. truly die today
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character-confusion 20-Aug-20 12:47 AM
( @Amaaroc oh no did you actually die?
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Sen. Empharius 20-Aug-20 12:50 AM
(That would be bad)
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character-confusion 20-Aug-20 12:50 AM
(indeed
(alright well i'll just be chillin then
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Sen. Empharius 20-Aug-20 01:01 AM
(I guess)
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Amaaroc 20-Aug-20 12:01 PM
(Reee I fell asleep)
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Jeb 20-Aug-20 12:01 PM
( (edited)
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Jeb 20-Aug-20 07:39 PM
Jeb do be sitting on a bench
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someguyinshorts 20-Aug-20 07:41 PM
a very much visible and normal shorts sits down on the bench, sippin on sweet tea and reading the recent news
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Jeb 20-Aug-20 07:41 PM
Hey
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someguyinshorts 20-Aug-20 07:42 PM
“Hey hey” sip, flips page “Found any good stories as of late?”
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character-confusion 20-Aug-20 07:45 PM
Shorts flips a page to see a story on Hassan's trial - he is reminded that it is coming up tomorrow. (edited)
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Amaaroc 20-Aug-20 07:45 PM
(Big ass brain)
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someguyinshorts 20-Aug-20 07:47 PM
(I’m the page flipper not jeb)
(Won’t worry about the confusion I’ll change it back in the mornin)
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Jeb 20-Aug-20 07:49 PM
Hmm
Not really
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someguyinshorts 20-Aug-20 07:51 PM
“I see, I se-.” Shorts comes to a small realization times almost upp “Uhh, jeb, you have evidence for the trial tommorow, right?”
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Jeb 20-Aug-20 07:52 PM
I do have some, actually
Some records of Hassan talking with Iran (edited)
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someguyinshorts 20-Aug-20 07:53 PM
“Huh, I have some of those two, where’d you get yours?”
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Jeb 20-Aug-20 07:54 PM
Chara showed them to me
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Dr. Kris Lawrence 20-Aug-20 07:54 PM
"Hey guys, I heard someone mentioning me"
"Is anything alright?"
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Jeb 20-Aug-20 07:55 PM
Oh hey Chara
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someguyinshorts 20-Aug-20 07:56 PM
“Yeah, were compiling evidence for the case tommorow”
“All we got is that video you got us”
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Jeb 20-Aug-20 07:57 PM
We could also find some way to use that footage from Alva as evidence
But I guess it's kinda late for that
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Dr. Kris Lawrence 20-Aug-20 07:58 PM
"We can still do something" (edited)
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Jeb 20-Aug-20 07:59 PM
What do you suggest?
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character-confusion 20-Aug-20 08:03 PM
A sudden thought crosses the minds of the senators to find out who took the video.
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someguyinshorts 20-Aug-20 08:05 PM
(I was thinking it was just some footage from Hassan himself)
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Jeb 20-Aug-20 08:11 PM
(I was thinking of blaming Hassan for it lmao)
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someguyinshorts 29-Aug-20 10:00 AM
the day is early, and the sun is only half on the horizon. Shorts, in a sort of daze wakes, and wonders to himself if the conversations and the desicions he made just last night really happened. He grasps for the phone on the bedside table and reads the messages, news and the like. As he does his nightmare solution of liberalization has been enacted, and he lets out a heavy sigh before doing his usual morning routine. During breakfast he reads the paper, and while sipping on some coffee one article catches his eye. “Predatory Bird Crisis Reaches Senate”. Reading through the article, shorts gets some names, some places of interest, and most importantly, a plan, all he needs is some research done here or there to make it a likely yet uninformed plan into something viable. After finishing up his routine, putting on the usual business casual, and heading out the door, he checks his phone to see if anything urgent is needed in the overseers office. Today is a silent day it seems, and with some names and places in his hand he turns his truck on, destination: a laboratory, some knowledge about the birds is what he needs right now. After one last check to see if his schedule is clear for some bill readership, he says to himself “Yeah, I got time.”
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Amaaroc 29-Aug-20 10:01 AM
(Fucker i have to read that now)
(My poor dyslexia)
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MemesOnPizza 29-Aug-20 10:01 AM
(Mucho texto)
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someguyinshorts 29-Aug-20 10:02 AM
(You wanted rp, and I took the bait, you should know what happens when I take the bait)
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Amaaroc 29-Aug-20 10:02 AM
(Yes)
(I’m very happy but also mucho texto)
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MemesOnPizza 29-Aug-20 10:02 AM
(Wait)
(Shorts is a liberal ??????????????)
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someguyinshorts 29-Aug-20 10:03 AM
(punished liberal)
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Amaaroc 29-Aug-20 10:03 AM
(We forced him to be dengist and it makes me so happy)
Shorts makes his way to a less city-like area, a rather large building cutting the view of the occasional houses and trees. It was that research and breeding facility, that laboratory he was going to. Some people were taking a bit of a smoke break outside.
(Do you just want to cut straight to scientist dudes or)
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someguyinshorts 29-Aug-20 10:11 AM
(Nah that’s fine)
after pulling into the lot, shorts looks at the facility in front of him “Yep, this is the place.” shorts gets out, makes his way up to auth building, and approaches the guys on smoke break “Big facility eh, y’all study Sun Rocs right?”
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Amaaroc 29-Aug-20 10:17 AM
One guy looks up from his phone. “oh? Aye, mostly sun rocs, some other birds too but mostly those guys.* The man taps his cigarette to get rid of the ash at the edge and looks up to the building. “ye need something?”
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someguyinshorts 29-Aug-20 10:22 AM
“Uhh yes, I’m here on... official senate business. I’d like to speak to someone who could teach me about these birds. Specifically someone who... knows about their natural habitats, whaere they can live, where they wanna live, maps of where they could live, that sorta thing.”
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Amaaroc 29-Aug-20 10:32 AM
The guy who was speaking looked at his buddy in a bit of confusion. “s-sure, let me just...” He pushed his cigarette into the ash tray and tidied himself up. “I guess I’ll take you inside...?” he looked to his buddy and the other nodded a bit in response, adding “maybe take him to the head guy, he’s working inside with ‘em.” “Follow me, then,” the one standing up said, walking into the facility.
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someguyinshorts 29-Aug-20 10:35 AM
shorts follows suit
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Amaaroc 29-Aug-20 10:41 AM
After a few large doors, shorts and the other entered an area with many tables, medical supplies, and documents. Next to the entrance, there was a stand that had many armored leather gloves ready. A pair of young zoologists were tending to a young roc and another some meters away from that pair was seeming to teach an adult tricks. Further at the back was a large, reenforced one-way window making up the wall and an entrance to the sanctuary.
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someguyinshorts 29-Aug-20 10:43 AM
shorts turns to the guide, after examining the room a bit “So, I assume our man of the hour is the one with the big bird?”
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Amaaroc 29-Aug-20 10:44 AM
“Oh, he’s one of them. The other’s in the aviary.”
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someguyinshorts 29-Aug-20 10:48 AM
“Hmm, well thanks for taking me here, I’ll see what I can do from here.” shorts laves the company of his guide, and after letting the reasercher do his thing for a time he asks him “‘Scuse me mister uhh, I’m on senate business, you’ve surely heared we’re working on the current crisis. I was wondering what you could tell me about their natural habitats. What they can live in, what they prefer, what parts of the nation do they live in, can they live in, that sorta stuff.” (edited)
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Adolf Augusto Pencenrio (NAZI/SP 29-Aug-20 10:53 AM
(What is going on)
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Sen.⬜⬛🔳🔲(CLEMENTS2022!) 29-Aug-20 10:53 AM
(Berb)
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someguyinshorts 29-Aug-20 10:58 AM
(What is going on)
@Adolf Augusto Pencenrio (NAZI/SP (Read announcements)
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Adolf Augusto Pencenrio (NAZI/SP 29-Aug-20 10:58 AM
(Ok)
#official-announcements )))
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Amaaroc 29-Aug-20 11:00 AM
(Birds)
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Adolf Augusto Pencenrio (NAZI/SP 29-Aug-20 11:02 AM
(Birds are getting rarer...)
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Amaaroc 29-Aug-20 11:11 AM
“Ah, yes, it came on the news,” He responded, still mostly focused on the bird. The bird climbed onto the man’s gloved arm and stretched its gigantic wings for comfort. “They’re most prevalent in the plains, actually... likely because they can see each other, it’s easier to coordinate, easier to take down their prey... it seems to be what they prefer, at least. They’re also frequently spotted in the forests and marshes, but don’t grow as big in size as they usually do, tend to have shorter wings as well. They don’t seem to like the coast or the dryer plains— I don’t know why, maybe because they don’t like the heat..? You rarely ever see them there, but the populations that do grow there, as little and far between as they are, seem most aggressive.” He gently pet the bird on its neck and cheek, causing its cream-colored crest to go up.
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someguyinshorts 29-Aug-20 11:21 AM
“I see, I see.” after a time, he pulls up a bio map of Patrium on his phone, and points to the plains region “So your best bet on say, finding one would be in this central region here, or at the very least this zone is where best to find them, also you’d find smaller ones down in that southern part?”
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Amaaroc 29-Aug-20 11:21 AM
(Want me to doodle in where you’d find them)
(I will if you want! Just like hold on while I do) (edited)
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Adolf Augusto Pencenrio (NAZI/SP 29-Aug-20 11:28 AM
(Hmm well this looks like pre war map cause yea)
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Amaaroc 29-Aug-20 12:14 PM
(No response)
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someguyinshorts 29-Aug-20 12:14 PM
(I was doing other stuf)
(Anyways, W H E R E S T H E M A P)
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Amaaroc 29-Aug-20 12:18 PM
Purple’s native reach where they’re common Pink is mostly little pockets Salmon’s where they started to spread
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someguyinshorts 29-Aug-20 12:25 PM
Alrighty
shorts, after getting a map on the Roc’s, shorts then asks “Now, say you needed to move one of em, maybe a population of them, how easy could that be done, moving them one zone to another?”
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Amaaroc 29-Aug-20 12:50 PM
“Fairly easily, if they have something to hunt and a flock behind their backs.”
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someguyinshorts 29-Aug-20 12:53 PM
“Hmm, their main food source is the Pygmy rhinos and elephants, yes? How hard would it be to move that food source then?”
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Amaaroc 29-Aug-20 12:57 PM
“Likely a bit difficult. Those creatures are just as smart and stubborn as their normal counterparts, however I bet if they have enough reason like a good food source they’ll move.”
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someguyinshorts 29-Aug-20 01:14 PM
“Alrighty, alrighty, well thanks for meeting you. I’ll keep all this in mind writing up a bill. I’ll be on my way and thank you for all the info.” shorts turns away and makes his way to his truck, now that he got some bird info, now is time for some corporate info. After getting his new documents settled in his truck, him as well, he looks for another name, another place, another place, another source of info. He looks down at his watch “Yeah, I still got time”
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Amaaroc 29-Aug-20 01:22 PM
(Time to use rp to cope) (Who do you want next?)
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someguyinshorts 29-Aug-20 01:25 PM
(Were going to the corporate hq for one of the more major invasive companies. I wanna see not just their lands, but the land of all the companies really, I wanna know what land is and isn’t being used basically)
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Amaaroc 29-Aug-20 02:04 PM
(If you want businessman character you might need @character-confusion but if you’re just going out looking at invasive companies in general I’ll be able to do it)
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someguyinshorts 29-Aug-20 02:08 PM
(I just want to know what industries owns what land, businessman might work or invasive company man)
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someguyinshorts 30-Aug-20 10:53 AM
(Danm, dis bich dead)
(I just wanted some maaaaaaaaps)
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Amaaroc 30-Aug-20 10:54 AM
(Well character was the businessman)
(Pinged and everything)
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someguyinshorts 30-Aug-20 10:57 AM
(Do I look even care about the rp anymore, I just want a gaddang map of what land is being used by the private sector!)
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character-confusion 30-Aug-20 11:00 AM
(Map’s all you Jasper)
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Amaaroc 30-Aug-20 11:05 AM
(Red’s areas that have a lot of mining up, green’s foresting stuff)
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someguyinshorts 30-Aug-20 11:07 AM
(Ok cool, pack it up boys) after some talked and drives to all the major businesses shorts returns home, maps in tow to write his bill
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Amaaroc 30-Aug-20 11:08 AM
(Hope it helped)
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someguyinshorts 30-Aug-20 11:10 AM
(Absolutely)
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Sen.⬜⬛🔳🔲(CLEMENTS2022!) 30-Aug-20 11:26 AM
(What's the difference between the scientists and the falconers)
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someguyinshorts 30-Aug-20 11:28 AM
(Idk, I just went to the professional instead of the enthusiastic)
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Amaaroc 30-Aug-20 11:28 AM
(I can be a professional falconer too)
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Sen.⬜⬛🔳🔲(CLEMENTS2022!) 30-Aug-20 11:29 AM
(I think the scientist would just be all around better to talk to)
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Amaaroc 30-Aug-20 11:29 AM
(Scientists study birds like anatomy and behavior, falconers actively work with them) (They’re intertwined, yes, but while I’m a falconer I’m not in the lab constantly testing my kestrel for his intelligence and what he can do)
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character-confusion 30-Aug-20 11:30 AM
(both of them be like: birds cool)
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Amaaroc 30-Aug-20 11:30 AM
(Character is anti bird) (Time to raise a flock of crows and send them to eat your toes)
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Sen.⬜⬛🔳🔲(CLEMENTS2022!) 30-Aug-20 11:30 AM
(Based)
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character-confusion 30-Aug-20 11:31 AM
(i will crush them beneath my feet because they are six inches tall)
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Amaaroc 30-Aug-20 11:32 AM
(I will teach every crow now to say “run” instead of usual cawing just to annoy you)
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Sen.⬜⬛🔳🔲(CLEMENTS2022!) 30-Aug-20 11:32 AM
(Then @Amaaroc will send ostriches to eat your toes)
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Amaaroc 30-Aug-20 11:32 AM
(No, no, cassowaries)
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someguyinshorts 30-Aug-20 11:34 AM
(I’m just gonna sit back, bird on bird mayhem will be the shit on the tele, should be pay per view I tell you)
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Amaaroc 30-Aug-20 11:37 AM
(War bird war bird war bird war bird)
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Sen.⬜⬛🔳🔲(CLEMENTS2022!) 30-Aug-20 11:41 AM
(Bird war Bird war)
(Also what could a falconer tell me that a scientist couldn't)
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character-confusion 30-Aug-20 11:41 AM
(f e e l s)
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Amaaroc 30-Aug-20 11:42 AM
(It’d tell you better how a bird hunts and what the bird can do) (And also you get to see a fully trained bird)
(I guess— as a falconer myself, it’s like this) (I can tell you how a kestrel works when it hunts for me, show you how it flies, how it obeys commands and tricks) (A scientist tells you its wild behavior and stuff)
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Sen.⬜⬛🔳🔲(CLEMENTS2022!) 30-Aug-20 11:44 AM
(Could I just meet a falconer and a scientist at the same time?)
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character-confusion 30-Aug-20 11:44 AM
(must...resist...the urge...to backtalk)
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Amaaroc 30-Aug-20 11:44 AM
(Bruh)
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character-confusion 30-Aug-20 11:44 AM
(shorts already met the scientists)
(well i said resist didn't i?)
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Sen.⬜⬛🔳🔲(CLEMENTS2022!) 30-Aug-20 11:45 AM
( I want to also okay?)
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Amaaroc 30-Aug-20 11:45 AM
(Why do you want to backtrack so bad my god)
(And also yeah, if you’d like to)
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character-confusion 30-Aug-20 11:45 AM
( 🤷‍♂️ it's my personality)
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Amaaroc 30-Aug-20 11:46 AM
(It’s like a sarcastic mr grinch)
(Backtalk if you want but then this is gonna turn into a bunch of banter instead of helping the players)
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Sen.⬜⬛🔳🔲(CLEMENTS2022!) 30-Aug-20 11:50 AM
(Can we timeskip to a falconer and scientist being here?)
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Amaaroc 30-Aug-20 03:52 PM
(Im some hours late but sure thing)
(Just say something whenever you’re ready)
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Jeb 03-Sep-20 11:59 AM
Jeb's doin his usual thing, AKA sitting on a bench outside the senate building and reading a newspaper
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Sen. Mihiwihi 03-Sep-20 12:01 PM
Until a Sun Roc picked him up and flew away with him.
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Jeb 03-Sep-20 12:03 PM
(bruh
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Sen. Mihiwihi 03-Sep-20 12:04 PM
(lmao)
(did i do something wrong?)
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Jeb 03-Sep-20 12:05 PM
(maybe
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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Sen. Mihiwihi 03-Sep-20 12:06 PM
(lmaoentj)
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Sen.⬜⬛🔳🔲(CLEMENTS2022!) 03-Sep-20 12:20 PM
🔣🔢🔡 is in his home watching the news on TV
UNTIL A SUN ROC BREAKS AND ENTERS AND THEN KIDNAPS HIM
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Sen. Empharius 03-Sep-20 12:22 PM
(Sun Rocs kidnap all Patrian politicians, declare tehmselves the new overlords)
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Sen.⬜⬛🔳🔲(CLEMENTS2022!) 03-Sep-20 12:22 PM
(yes)
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Sen. Mihiwihi 03-Sep-20 12:22 PM
(yes sun rocs are mad a politicians)
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Big Brother (Clement2022) 03-Sep-20 12:23 PM
Abe Political is in the maximum security basement of the TPO headquarters.
When a sunroc breaks in and kidnaps him
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Sen.⬜⬛🔳🔲(CLEMENTS2022!) 03-Sep-20 12:25 PM
the last remnant of humabity are in a highly fortified base with hundreds of armed guards
then a sunroc comes in and kidnaps them all
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Sen. Mihiwihi 03-Sep-20 12:41 PM
(Sun rocs are really smart)
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Amaaroc 03-Sep-20 12:42 PM
Sun rocs new humans confirmed?
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Sen. Mihiwihi 03-Sep-20 12:43 PM
(no but they are...........................smart)
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Amaaroc 03-Sep-20 12:44 PM
(Yes) (Insert that Jurassic park clever girl scene)
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Sen. Mihiwihi 03-Sep-20 12:44 PM
(yes....rocs are.............................................................smart)
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Amaaroc 03-Sep-20 01:24 PM
To clarify: All the roc shit that happened starting from here https://discord.com/channels/705637850967834665/745114137079709787/751155023001419866 Is not canon
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Sen. Empharius 03-Sep-20 02:24 PM
(The Sun Rocs have taken over almost teh entire world, and humans are now extinct. The only pocket of resistence left are the robot soldiers Chara made right before bieng eaten by a bird)
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Sen. Mihiwihi 03-Sep-20 02:24 PM
The Sun Rocs look for their next victim
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Sen. Empharius 03-Sep-20 02:25 PM
Sun Rocs vs Terminator: Dawn of Justice
coming to theaters near you
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Sen. Mihiwihi 03-Sep-20 02:26 PM
They see a Communist flag so they dive down, pick up the flag, and they rip it apart. After all, they are facists and want to fulfill Adolf Hitler's dream of conquering the world.
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Sen. Empharius 03-Sep-20 02:30 PM
(I thought they were commie-nazi-zombie-robot-aliens? Who were also birds of course)
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Sen. Mihiwihi 03-Sep-20 02:31 PM
(yeah)
(spread terror over the land of these Sun rocs so we can increase business)
(jk)
(my doggo is a commie)
(tryna convert him)
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someguyinshorts 06-Sep-20 05:38 PM
after making his way to the sheriffs office, shorts enters to make the request “Hey hey, heard about the current events and I think us senators should help y’all out. We helped you in the sat case and the Hassan case, and that’s not even mentioning the Leslie case. Just sign the papers giving us a warrant to [lists of the address to the TPO HQ], it’s the headquarters for the TPO and gotta have at least something useful.”
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parm 06-Sep-20 05:42 PM
(BASED)
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character-confusion 06-Sep-20 05:42 PM
“Uh...” The man at the front desk looks up in confusion. “That’s...that’s not how warrants work.”
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Sen. Empharius 06-Sep-20 05:42 PM
(Big oof)
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parm 06-Sep-20 05:42 PM
(AFAIK you need to be a police officer or smth)\
(or law enforcement)
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character-confusion 06-Sep-20 05:43 PM
“The court system grants us warrants.”
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Sen. Empharius 06-Sep-20 05:43 PM
(Extenuating circumstances?)
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someguyinshorts 06-Sep-20 05:43 PM
“That’s how it worked last time, don’t play games with me chief”
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Sen. Empharius 06-Sep-20 05:43 PM
(If we wait any longer thell destroy the evidence)
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character-confusion 06-Sep-20 05:43 PM
“I’m really not sure what you’re talking about.”
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parm 06-Sep-20 05:43 PM
(Doubt it, Patrium has due process AFAIK)
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Sen. Empharius 06-Sep-20 05:44 PM
(If we cant get a warrant I say we just go in anyway)
(Call the paras)
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character-confusion 06-Sep-20 05:44 PM
“The facility the TPO used for detainment is already under investigation.”
“There’s nothing else I can do for you.”
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parm 06-Sep-20 05:44 PM
(trespass onto private property? big oof and popularity decrease)
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Sen. Empharius 06-Sep-20 05:45 PM
(We need to go to thier HQ)
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parm 06-Sep-20 05:45 PM
(i think that's what Watergate's main thing was)
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Sen. Empharius 06-Sep-20 05:45 PM
(We have good reasons though)
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parm 06-Sep-20 05:45 PM
(We need to go to thier HQ)
@Sen. Empharius (You can't unless: you are an LEO with a warrant or invited on)
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Sen. Empharius 06-Sep-20 05:45 PM
(We have guns)
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parm 06-Sep-20 05:45 PM
(again, vigilante justice isn't allowed in nations with due process_
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Sen. Empharius 06-Sep-20 05:46 PM
(The NLF has the biggest paramilitary in the nation)
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parm 06-Sep-20 05:46 PM
(We have guns)
@Sen. Empharius (and you'd get charged with trespassing)
(if they did that, they might be forced to close the para)
(paramilitaries can only work within legal boundaries)
(they can't replace law enforcement)
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someguyinshorts 06-Sep-20 05:47 PM
“Alright, time to bring up some history. Remember the Sat raid? We got the legal authorization for the raid when I called you, an HOUR before it happened, and we were cleared. How did we do that but can’t do it now?”
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parm 06-Sep-20 05:47 PM
(bc mods didn't focus on realism as much for that one)
(tbh it was a VERY stupid plotline)
(so, yes, paramilitaries are not allowed to trespass on private property)
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someguyinshorts 06-Sep-20 05:48 PM
(Yeah but the precedent still stands)
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parm 06-Sep-20 05:48 PM
(ehhhhh....)
(that was probably not a great case to draw precedence)
(and countless other times vigilante justice WAS ruled illegal)
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Sen. Empharius 06-Sep-20 05:49 PM
(I say, if we can’t get it we send in the paras)
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character-confusion 06-Sep-20 05:49 PM
The man begins to look ticked. “As far as I remember of that, you offered your assistance to a police operation...” He raised an eyebrow. “Didn’t you?”
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Sen. Empharius 06-Sep-20 05:49 PM
(Legal or illegal)
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character-confusion 06-Sep-20 05:49 PM
(Shorts that only worked cause of our contacts in the police)
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parm 06-Sep-20 05:49 PM
(yea)
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character-confusion 06-Sep-20 05:49 PM
(That let it slide)
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parm 06-Sep-20 05:49 PM
(even then it was a massive stretch)
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someguyinshorts 06-Sep-20 05:50 PM
“Yes, I’m doing the same now, to investigate the TNO headquarters, because I believe some evidence could be gathered there.”
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character-confusion 06-Sep-20 05:50 PM
“That’s great. Tell it to the investigators, and they can look into getting a warrant.”
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someguyinshorts 06-Sep-20 05:51 PM
“Alright, got their number?”
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Sen. Empharius 06-Sep-20 05:51 PM
(We don’t have time for that dammit)
“We don’t have time to go through the process”
“By the time the warrant is here the evidence will have been destroyed”
“You can’t get a speed warrant or something?”
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character-confusion 06-Sep-20 05:53 PM
The man rolls his eyes and writes something down on a piece of paper, then holds it out to Shorts. “Knock yourself out.” Then mutters,Please.
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someguyinshorts 06-Sep-20 05:54 PM
shorts grabs and looks at the papers written
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character-confusion 06-Sep-20 05:54 PM
Scowls at Ultra. “You can’t get a warrant. Warrants are issued to law enforcement. Not to anyone who asks.”
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Sen. Empharius 06-Sep-20 05:54 PM
"All I meant was is there a way for you to get one, without dealing with days of beurocracy"
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Amaaroc 06-Sep-20 05:54 PM
(Cursed convo)
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Sen. Empharius 06-Sep-20 05:55 PM
(definitly)
(If we cant get this warrent, I vote to send in the para's)
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Amaaroc 06-Sep-20 05:55 PM
Santana looked in curiously and fairly quietly.
(That is all)
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character-confusion 06-Sep-20 05:57 PM
"All I meant was is there a way for you to get one, without dealing with days of beurocracy"
@Sen. Empharius Chuckles. “Hope your investigator there knows a friendly judge.”
(edited)
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Sen. Empharius 06-Sep-20 05:57 PM
(what does he mean by that?)
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someguyinshorts 06-Sep-20 05:58 PM
“Ultra, come with me back to the lot, we got phone calls to make”
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parm 06-Sep-20 05:58 PM
"THis is a bit rich coming from a self-professed anarchist and cop-hater, but leave law enforcement to law enforcement!"
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someguyinshorts 06-Sep-20 05:58 PM
walks back into (general one rp) parking lot
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Sen. Empharius 06-Sep-20 05:58 PM
I follow Shorts
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Sen. Mihiwihi 07-Sep-20 09:45 AM
Senator Mihiwihi was sitting in his house and chilling until....
(pls finish it)
(and don't out sun roc cus I closed the door)
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Sen.⬜⬛🔳🔲(CLEMENTS2022!) 07-Sep-20 10:32 AM
a sunroc learns to open doors and kidnaps him
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Sen. Mihiwihi 07-Sep-20 11:02 AM
Mihiwihi struggles with the Sun Roc and finally, the Sun Roc lets him go near his house. He then closes the door behind him and makes sure to lock it
(Continue it)
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Adolf Augusto Pencenrio (NAZI/SP 07-Sep-20 11:34 AM
(Wtf)
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Sen. Mihiwihi 07-Sep-20 12:05 PM
(Howz sniping?)
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Adolf Augusto Pencenrio (NAZI/SP 07-Sep-20 12:25 PM
(Ok I guess)
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Sen. Mihiwihi 07-Sep-20 12:26 PM
(R u going on a mission soon?)
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Adolf Augusto Pencenrio (NAZI/SP 07-Sep-20 09:14 PM
(What mission)
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Adolf Augusto Pencenrio (NAZI/SP 10-Sep-20 02:37 AM
(Guess I’m going to snipe a criminal from afar that’s in a farm... I guess)
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BrosPros 13-Sep-20 09:41 PM
senator jason with out a word pulls out his phone. Theres a recording showing his perspective. he turns it in the officer"it was self defense"
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character-confusion 13-Sep-20 09:42 PM
The officer watches the video, then nods. "I see. Can you tell me anything about the Ultrackius's mental state? Is he generally like this?"
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BrosPros 13-Sep-20 09:43 PM
"No, definitely not"The senator coughs" He pulled out a gun and started pointing it all over room"
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character-confusion 13-Sep-20 09:45 PM
The officer raises an eyebrow. "Interesting." He writes something down. "Well, I think that's all I need for now, sounds pretty open and shut to me...I do hope Ultrackius gets the care he needs. Good day, senator."
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BrosPros 13-Sep-20 09:46 PM
"You too officer"
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Jarx 13-Sep-20 09:58 PM
“If you kill someone here, are they muted from this channel?”
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Dr. Kris Lawrence 13-Sep-20 10:03 PM
(bruh)
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character-confusion 15-Sep-20 09:51 PM
( @someguyinshorts ) A bored-looking attendant stands at the counter of the post office.
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someguyinshorts 15-Sep-20 09:51 PM
Strohs walks up “Strohs, PD, here to ask you some questions”
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character-confusion 15-Sep-20 09:53 PM
He lifts his head. “How can I help you?”
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someguyinshorts 15-Sep-20 09:56 PM
“Recently, a package came through this office, small, very unorthodox addressing. Addressed to the senate, no return to address, that sorta thing. I’m wondering if you could tell me where you got it.”
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character-confusion 15-Sep-20 09:56 PM
Sighs “You got the box?”
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someguyinshorts 15-Sep-20 09:57 PM
short reaches into his coat and pulls out the box, freshly opened and examined, and places it on the counter
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character-confusion 15-Sep-20 09:59 PM
He takes the box and examines the tracking number, punching into his computer.
“Looks like it came from a post office near Puerto-del-Mer. Gets most of the mail from the north part of the island.” (edited)
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someguyinshorts 15-Sep-20 10:03 PM
“Island... Brabant?”
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character-confusion 15-Sep-20 10:04 PM
“That’s the one.”
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Sen.⬜⬛🔳🔲(CLEMENTS2022!) 15-Sep-20 10:04 PM
(Ask for the specific post office)
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someguyinshorts 15-Sep-20 10:05 PM
“So Ten Sticks... got a spot on the map?”
“... it appears it does! Dead center of the island, I think I can find my way there, thank you.” (edited)
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character-confusion 15-Sep-20 10:08 PM
(Okay lemme retcon real quick, that doesn’t make all that much sense)
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someguyinshorts 15-Sep-20 10:10 PM
“Before I go, you know about the routes to Del Mar, right? Fastest way by plane or boat?”
“can you go by plane?” (edited)
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character-confusion 15-Sep-20 10:12 PM
(Me, googling number of airports in Malaysia)
“Sure, you can fly there.”
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someguyinshorts 15-Sep-20 10:14 PM
“Thanks” Strohs nods his head and leaves the building and pulls out his phone from he way from the door to his car, and starts researching times to get a plane ticket. Destination: Puerto Del Mar (edited)
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Sen.⬜⬛🔳🔲(CLEMENTS2022!) 15-Sep-20 10:15 PM
(*strohs)
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someguyinshorts 15-Sep-20 10:16 PM
(Shorts but backward, probably German ic)
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character-confusion 15-Sep-20 10:17 PM
(shorts becomes german, based becomes...vaguely indian or middle eastern?)
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Dr. Kris Lawrence 15-Sep-20 10:18 PM
(desab, strohs. Wow, and I thought I'm not creative in naming things)
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Sen.⬜⬛🔳🔲(CLEMENTS2022!) 15-Sep-20 10:19 PM
(Shut up)
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someguyinshorts 15-Sep-20 10:25 PM
(Ight sooo, we gonna timeskip to the other post office ore is I gonna ha e to wait till tomorrow)
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character-confusion 15-Sep-20 10:25 PM
(eh we can do it now)
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someguyinshorts 15-Sep-20 10:29 PM
(I guess, how long will it take (it’s like 12:30)j
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character-confusion 15-Sep-20 10:29 PM
(Bruh IDK, you can just timeskip to there now)
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someguyinshorts 15-Sep-20 10:33 PM
next day, first thing after the offices opens, Strohs walks in, used package in hand “Strohs, PD, I’d like to ask you a few questions”
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character-confusion 15-Sep-20 10:35 PM
“Oh? Sure.”
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someguyinshorts 15-Sep-20 10:45 PM
“This package ended up at St. Solomon Post Office. They claim that the package came from this office, I’m here to ask... where did you acquire this package in the first place?”
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character-confusion 15-Sep-20 10:50 PM
“Well...a lot of the packages we get here aren’t labeled with tracking numbers, they just get dumped and we have to sort through them...”
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someguyinshorts 15-Sep-20 11:02 PM
I guess, do you recollect how this office received it physically? A person dropping it off, collected from a mail slot, anything?”
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character-confusion 15-Sep-20 11:10 PM
He shrugs helplessly. "On a truck from somewhere? I don't know, we receive hundreds of packages a day. We just label them and then take them out to the port for shipping. Don't concern ourselves too much over where they come from."
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someguyinshorts 15-Sep-20 11:13 PM
“Hmm, you think anyone noticed the unorthodox ness of the package before moving it?”
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Sen.⬜⬛🔳🔲(CLEMENTS2022!) 15-Sep-20 11:13 PM
(Ask for security footage)
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character-confusion 15-Sep-20 11:19 PM
"Unorthodox how?"
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someguyinshorts 15-Sep-20 11:27 PM
places it down side up, pointing at the shipping sticker and says “Look at that, no return date, addressed to “the patrium senate”, it’s a bit off don’t you think?”
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character-confusion 15-Sep-20 11:27 PM
“I guess...”
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someguyinshorts 15-Sep-20 11:29 PM
sigh, you got anything, anything here that could point me to this things origin?”
(So uhh, we gon be continuing orrr?)
(If not ima just go to bed)
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character-confusion 15-Sep-20 11:37 PM
(was gonna cut it off at some point)
"I can try to take a look for you."
Holds out hands for the package.
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someguyinshorts 15-Sep-20 11:38 PM
gives package to the worker
“How long should this take?”
“Well, I’ll be back soon, I expect updates” Strohs leaves to tend to other business. It’s clear Brabant will be his new home until the case is cracked (edited)
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character-confusion 15-Sep-20 11:43 PM
"Alright, I'll try to have something by then."
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cbass 15-Sep-20 11:43 PM
(strohs*)
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someguyinshorts 16-Sep-20 02:06 PM
Strohs returns the next day, and asks for a progress report
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character-confusion 16-Sep-20 02:45 PM
"Oh, welcome back, sir."
"Uh, I have our video recordings from the past week." Places a pile of tapes on the counter.
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someguyinshorts 16-Sep-20 02:51 PM
“...this is a weeks worth of footage I gotta go through?”
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character-confusion 16-Sep-20 02:52 PM
Shrugs. "I'm not sure what else I can do for you."
"I couldn't tell you where the package came from."
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someguyinshorts 16-Sep-20 02:56 PM
sigh, well you said that you handle just mail from the island? So whoever sent it must’ve been on this island, right?”
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character-confusion 16-Sep-20 02:57 PM
"Just from this island, yeah."
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someguyinshorts 16-Sep-20 02:58 PM
“Ok, ok, good”
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Sen.⬜⬛🔳🔲(CLEMENTS2022!) 16-Sep-20 02:59 PM
"Hello Strohs"
(Time skip lol)
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someguyinshorts 16-Sep-20 03:00 PM
“Hey Desab, I got some tapes we need to review, Wanna join?” Strohs left a while ago with the tapes and returns to his hotel, stopping along the way to but a VCR, and returns to his hotel to start watching over the tapes
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Amaaroc 16-Sep-20 03:00 PM
@Sen. Empharius (I guess we’re here now)
Santana pops in from who the hell *knows where.* “ultra said I could come here, maybe help and such—“
bruh 2
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Sen.⬜⬛🔳🔲(CLEMENTS2022!) 16-Sep-20 03:01 PM
( b r u h )
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Amaaroc 16-Sep-20 03:02 PM
(Shhh)
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Sen. Empharius 16-Sep-20 03:02 PM
"Hi Strohs!"
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Sen.⬜⬛🔳🔲(CLEMENTS2022!) 16-Sep-20 03:03 PM
"Do you senators just take him wherever you go?"
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Sen. Empharius 16-Sep-20 03:03 PM
"Yes"
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Sen.⬜⬛🔳🔲(CLEMENTS2022!) 16-Sep-20 03:04 PM
"..."
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someguyinshorts 16-Sep-20 03:04 PM
Strohs stops dead in his tracks when satana pops out from his usual idle movements, tensing up. After a moment of inner lockdown he utters “Well, you danm well look the part. heh, crazy how one spindly motherfucker could do so much damage”
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Amaaroc 16-Sep-20 03:04 PM
(Perish)
“L....look what part?”
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Sen.⬜⬛🔳🔲(CLEMENTS2022!) 16-Sep-20 03:05 PM
"Anyone can do damage if they have a gun..."
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someguyinshorts 16-Sep-20 03:05 PM
“... vent jumpers”
“Your a goddanm vent jumper and I’m still alive, what a world”
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Sen.⬜⬛🔳🔲(CLEMENTS2022!) 16-Sep-20 03:07 PM
(@Amaaroc What have you done)
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Amaaroc 16-Sep-20 03:07 PM
vent jumper? What are you even talking about?”
(Ultra took santana here and there’s some good rp drama in this house right now)
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Sen. Empharius 16-Sep-20 03:07 PM
"Santana does love his vents"
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Amaaroc 16-Sep-20 03:08 PM
“I... I mean, I’m pretty much dressed casually, comfortably”
“Hey! It’s a damn habit”
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Sen.⬜⬛🔳🔲(CLEMENTS2022!) 16-Sep-20 03:08 PM
"A habit you say"
(Desab can't help being a detective)
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Sen. Empharius 16-Sep-20 03:09 PM
"Its a faster way to travel"
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Sen.⬜⬛🔳🔲(CLEMENTS2022!) 16-Sep-20 03:09 PM
"Where did you get this habit, santana"
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someguyinshorts 16-Sep-20 03:09 PM
“Vent jumpers, you may be a sewer rat but we called you vent jumpers back in Brabant. 40 years ago. Sabatuers, spies, infiltrators, sakes the same...”
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Amaaroc 16-Sep-20 03:12 PM
“Well, yeah, I got trained as a spy and a bunch of other absolutely wonderful stuff I don’t need to remember right now for this kind of fuckin’ talk.” he waved his hand a bit “I’m used to climbing around, scanning areas, figuring things out, sneaking, those likes. I don’t need to, but it’s become a habit from how much I’ve done it.”
“I.. don’t see how it’s much of an issue.”
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Sen. Empharius 16-Sep-20 03:16 PM
"if anything, its an asset"
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someguyinshorts 16-Sep-20 03:17 PM
“Oh I knew you did, I know all your fucking tricks, if I didn’t I wouldn’t be here, and and that sumbitch that danm near wiped out the whole post would still be alive. Now his successor having a nice chat. God has a danmed way with time, I’ll give him that.” (edited)
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Amaaroc 16-Sep-20 03:18 PM
(Predecessor might not be the right word)
(Because I’m pretty sure santana came after that)
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someguyinshorts 16-Sep-20 03:18 PM
(It’s the opposite of ancestor, idk)
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Amaaroc 16-Sep-20 03:18 PM
(Bruh)
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someguyinshorts 16-Sep-20 03:19 PM
(It isn’t, but what is?)
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Amaaroc 16-Sep-20 03:19 PM
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someguyinshorts 16-Sep-20 03:19 PM
(Ok what’s the opposite of that)
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Amaaroc 16-Sep-20 03:19 PM
(Successor is its opposite)
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Sen. Empharius 16-Sep-20 03:19 PM
(replacement maybe)
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someguyinshorts 16-Sep-20 03:19 PM
(K)
(Edited thingy)
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Sen.⬜⬛🔳🔲(CLEMENTS2022!) 16-Sep-20 03:20 PM
(Tpo character tpo character)
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Sen. Empharius 16-Sep-20 03:20 PM
(alright)
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Amaaroc 16-Sep-20 03:22 PM
santana’s face sours and he crosses his arms. “How can you even tell I’m ‘one of them,’ and why do you think I still am?”
“Yes, I’m Thuzi, I know, I was trained with them, but I’m here now. The person who stuck his neck out for me most is captured by these terrorists.”
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Sen.⬜⬛🔳🔲(CLEMENTS2022!) 16-Sep-20 03:23 PM
(Wait wasn't that PIP?)
(Not shorts or wretch)
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Amaaroc 16-Sep-20 03:24 PM
(It was 2 pip senators and 2 NLF)
(Chara, Orion, Shorts, Character)
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Sen.⬜⬛🔳🔲(CLEMENTS2022!) 16-Sep-20 03:24 PM
(Oh)
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Amaaroc 16-Sep-20 03:24 PM
(Shorts was the one that stayed most connected tho)
(And character is a vibe)
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someguyinshorts 16-Sep-20 03:27 PM
“Your predecessor made my life a living hell for months, the paranoia, the senseless killings, the fires, Maurice... so sorry if I consider the types I had to root out and kill, practically on instinct, to live another day a bid fiendish from recollection. I’ll allow you to stay but I’ll have my eye, the best of em we’re able to blend in as our own brothers in arms if you could believe it.”
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Sen. Empharius 16-Sep-20 03:28 PM
"Goddamnit Strohs, no one here has done as much for Patrium as Santana has"
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Sen.⬜⬛🔳🔲(CLEMENTS2022!) 16-Sep-20 03:29 PM
(@Sen. Empharius = thuzi apologist) (edited)
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parm 16-Sep-20 03:30 PM
(based ultra)
"ahhhhhh...wassup, my dudes"
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Sen. Empharius 16-Sep-20 03:30 PM
"Fuck off Mega, how teh hell did you get here anyway?"
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someguyinshorts 16-Sep-20 03:30 PM
“I met this motherfucker over the phone with no knowledge about him besides my own intuition, ok!? Sorry if “Thuzi spy” rings a bad fucking bell even if he had a change of heart, how long was he in the core, how much damage did he do before that point, HUH!?”
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Amaaroc 16-Sep-20 03:31 PM
“Well, mate, why would I suddenly blow my cover? I could’ve killed you right easily the second I popped in here, but I didn’t, because I don’t work like that, because— because I’m not a fucking thuzi spy anymore! I helped you twats win the war!”
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Sen. Empharius 16-Sep-20 03:32 PM
"Strohs, your a good detective, but please, please shut the fuck up"
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parm 16-Sep-20 03:32 PM
"you...ain't nice"
starts tearing up and runs out sobbing
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Sen. Empharius 16-Sep-20 03:33 PM
(Mega what the fuck)
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parm 16-Sep-20 03:33 PM
( troll )
(y'all got mad i wasn't RPing)
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someguyinshorts 16-Sep-20 03:33 PM
“... none of you were there dammit” strohs, goes to the hotel kitchen a few feet away for a glass of water
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Amaaroc 16-Sep-20 03:36 PM
Santana shook his head and distances himself, sitting close to a window.
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Sen. Empharius 16-Sep-20 03:36 PM
I head over to sit near Santana
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someguyinshorts 16-Sep-20 03:38 PM
after a bit of silence, and drinking a ton of water, shorts simply remarks “Well, we aren’t here to haunt each others past’s, were here to find our senators and bring em home. I put a tape in the player already, we got alooot of footage to look through”
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Amaaroc 16-Sep-20 03:40 PM
Santana leaned his head against the wall. “yeah, yeah, go ahead.”
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Sen.⬜⬛🔳🔲(CLEMENTS2022!) 16-Sep-20 03:40 PM
"Also we should find an architect" (edited)
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Sen. Empharius 16-Sep-20 03:40 PM
(Architect?)
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someguyinshorts 16-Sep-20 03:40 PM
(Architect.)
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Sen.⬜⬛🔳🔲(CLEMENTS2022!) 16-Sep-20 03:44 PM
(Can we timeskip to the point where we see the people who delivered the package?)
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someguyinshorts 16-Sep-20 03:45 PM
(Sure) ( @character-confusion )
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character-confusion 16-Sep-20 03:46 PM
(um)
(i'm gonna be real guys, idk how you expect to see that...)
(like, what exactly are you looking for?)
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someguyinshorts 16-Sep-20 03:48 PM
(The package itself, it’s size, and when we notice it’s “the one” we stop and look at the carry-er) (edited)
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Sen.⬜⬛🔳🔲(CLEMENTS2022!) 16-Sep-20 03:48 PM
(^)
(@character-confusion )
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character-confusion 16-Sep-20 03:54 PM
(bruh you're looking through piles of hundreds of packages on low quality film)
(try to imagine looking at post office footage for a sec)
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Amaaroc 16-Sep-20 03:55 PM
(It’s not gonna happen)
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someguyinshorts 16-Sep-20 03:59 PM
(Then wtf should we use the footage for)
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character-confusion 16-Sep-20 04:03 PM
(idk, you asked for it)
(you can talk to postal staff or something, or look more into shipments, idk)
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someguyinshorts 16-Sep-20 04:05 PM
(Well I was given a lead, that lead was that post, post has shite to shinoa in terms and f usefulness, and you think going back would help?)
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character-confusion 16-Sep-20 04:06 PM
(mfw)
(you something, that the package came from the island, and you got footage, if you want something more from it idk, be creative?)
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someguyinshorts 16-Sep-20 04:11 PM
(Do I look like a creative mf?)
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character-confusion 16-Sep-20 04:12 PM
(well ask your entourage then, idk man)
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Amaaroc 16-Sep-20 04:27 PM
(Seems like it’s come to a stalemate until sat comes in so while I can’t give you investigation I can still givr you rp)
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someguyinshorts 16-Sep-20 04:36 PM
(Nah it hasn’t dropped I was just thinking and browsing memes)
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Amaaroc 16-Sep-20 04:36 PM
(Still tho)
(We’re kinda gonna have to wait for sat to say something)
(And I still wanna rp boohooo )
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Amaaroc 16-Sep-20 04:51 PM
Santana keeps himself close, curling up and furrowing his brows.
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Jeb 16-Sep-20 05:04 PM
(was going on rn
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character-confusion 16-Sep-20 05:05 PM
(they're in nuevo brabante stalking the post office)
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Jeb 16-Sep-20 05:06 PM
(uh
(okay
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someguyinshorts 16-Sep-20 05:13 PM
after a bit of thinking, shorts examines the boxes sticker again. “The number/scan was how they found out if it came from here back in St Solomon, right? Maybe we can track if it came from a smaller, more local PO with the same code”
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Amaaroc 16-Sep-20 05:38 PM
mfw
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Sen.⬜⬛🔳🔲(CLEMENTS2022!) 16-Sep-20 05:40 PM
"Good idea"
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character-confusion 16-Sep-20 06:03 PM
He shrugs helplessly. "On a truck from somewhere? I don't know, we receive hundreds of packages a day. We just label them and then take them out to the port for shipping. Don't concern ourselves too much over where they come from."
@character-confusion (Mfw)
(Ya know what, forget it. Imma just...I’ll be back)
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Amaaroc 16-Sep-20 06:05 PM
(At this point I say shed the mail shit unless some miracle happens)
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someguyinshorts 16-Sep-20 06:10 PM
(Ugg)
(Well, no other leads except that)
(What happened to the chara/desop task?)
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Sen.⬜⬛🔳🔲(CLEMENTS2022!) 16-Sep-20 06:19 PM
(We could continue that rn)
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someguyinshorts 16-Sep-20 06:21 PM
(Ye you should prob try and make leads there)
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Jeb 16-Sep-20 06:31 PM
(can I roleplay as a secondary character 😳 😳 😳
(like a guard or summn idk I'm bored
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character-confusion 16-Sep-20 06:32 PM
(i mean sure)
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Jeb 16-Sep-20 06:32 PM
(epic 😳
(wait
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character-confusion 16-Sep-20 07:14 PM
You get a voicemail from the post office attendant. *"So I asked around, and it looks like one of our sorters remembers that package of yours, it came in on a truck from near Salamanca. Hope that helps." ( @someguyinshorts there, go nuts )
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someguyinshorts 16-Sep-20 07:14 PM
(Oh shit almost forgot about this)
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character-confusion 16-Sep-20 07:15 PM
(get sat tho, that's my part done)
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someguyinshorts 16-Sep-20 07:16 PM
“Salamanca, I see... Well, we kno where the base ought to be near,,,”
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parm 16-Sep-20 07:16 PM
@SatiristicWretch
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someguyinshorts 16-Sep-20 07:21 PM
“Anyhow, before I go I want to know something. @Sen.⬜⬛🔳🔲(CLEMENTS2022!) , the fabric in the box, know where it came from?”
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Sen.⬜⬛🔳🔲(CLEMENTS2022!) 16-Sep-20 07:23 PM
"It looks like regular fabric to me"
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someguyinshorts 16-Sep-20 07:24 PM
“Huh, anything you could find about the guys in the footage?”
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Sen.⬜⬛🔳🔲(CLEMENTS2022!) 16-Sep-20 07:24 PM
"Well we found out where they got 🔣🔢🔡's shirt"
"And that the building is relatively old"
"Not much else of use though"
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someguyinshorts 16-Sep-20 07:26 PM
“Really, where they source the drip?”
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Sen.⬜⬛🔳🔲(CLEMENTS2022!) 16-Sep-20 07:30 PM
"Its from rattel's clothing company, know any near the post office?"
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someguyinshorts 16-Sep-20 07:32 PM
“No, but that’s what I intend to find out” (Balaclava is a facemask that the terrorists wear not emojimans shirt ya doof)
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Definitely Not Cain 16-Sep-20 07:33 PM
Stop calling serbs terrorists. It was ONE FUCKING TIME. WHO CARES ABOUT A LITTLE WAR AND A REVOLUTION
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cbass 16-Sep-20 07:33 PM
(shut the fuck up)
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someguyinshorts 16-Sep-20 07:34 PM
I never called Serbs terrorists dumbass I was calling the Irish terrorists
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Definitely Not Cain 16-Sep-20 07:34 PM
Lol
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cbass 16-Sep-20 07:34 PM
(the only good kinda terrorist)
(the IRA >>>>)
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Definitely Not Cain 16-Sep-20 07:35 PM
*NRA
National Rifle Association
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cbass 16-Sep-20 07:35 PM
(no)
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Sen.⬜⬛🔳🔲(CLEMENTS2022!) 16-Sep-20 07:37 PM
(Oh my god I am stupid)
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Definitely Not Cain 16-Sep-20 07:42 PM
(Yes)
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someguyinshorts 16-Sep-20 09:15 PM
“Well, I’ll search up places that sell Rattel’s” he leans on the doorframe looking up locations that sell Rattel’s in and around Salamanca on his phone
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Sen.⬜⬛🔳🔲(CLEMENTS2022!) 16-Sep-20 11:20 PM
(Isn't rattel's the store?)
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someguyinshorts 17-Sep-20 03:32 AM
(Idk)
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SatiristicWretch 17-Sep-20 11:03 AM
(Isn't rattel's the store?)
(@Sen.⬜⬛🔳🔲(CLEMENTS2022!) ye, the company)
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someguyinshorts 17-Sep-20 09:11 PM
(I just realized I made no progress today LAMO)
(Having irl responsibilities really do that to a mf)
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someguyinshorts 18-Sep-20 02:47 PM
(Ok now that school week is finish and this other rp I’m in has hit a lul I can do this again) strohs and friends makes their way to Salamanca, with the goal of going to the town Rattel’s clothing stores., they arrive at the first one, and Strohs enters
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Sen. Mihiwihi 18-Sep-20 02:47 PM
(hi)
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Sen. Empharius 18-Sep-20 02:48 PM
“Who’s still with us? I think some people left earlier” (edited)
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Amaaroc 18-Sep-20 02:53 PM
“I’m still here. I.. don’t know why, but I still am”
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Sen. Mihiwihi 18-Sep-20 02:54 PM
Mihiwihi be sitting on the ground, not knowing what the hell just happened.
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Sen. Empharius 18-Sep-20 03:09 PM
“Oh, hi Mihi”
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Sen. Mihiwihi 18-Sep-20 03:10 PM
"Hey"
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Sen. Empharius 18-Sep-20 03:10 PM
“So, y’all ready to find our missing senators?”
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Sen. Mihiwihi 18-Sep-20 03:10 PM
"Sure"
"But I ain't the fittest"
"How ya like my yankee accent?"
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cbass 18-Sep-20 03:22 PM
"am i too late to tag along?"
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Sen. Mihiwihi 18-Sep-20 03:22 PM
"nah"
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someguyinshorts 18-Sep-20 04:04 PM
shorts simply rings up the counter and asks “I’d like to see the owner”
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Amaaroc 18-Sep-20 04:05 PM
@character-confusion
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character-confusion 18-Sep-20 04:05 PM
(why me)
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Amaaroc 18-Sep-20 04:05 PM
(Idk, because you did it the last time and I don’t know why in the flying fuck they went to a clothing store)
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Amaaroc 18-Sep-20 04:12 PM
(Aight)
A mildly disgruntled teenage employee nods. “what for? Go to the help desk for returns n’ shit, I’m just the cashier.”
@someguyinshorts
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someguyinshorts 18-Sep-20 04:56 PM
(Sorry the lul kinda went)
“ok, does he own the store?”
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cbass 18-Sep-20 05:20 PM
( @Amaaroc i dont remember exactly why but the store was related somehow)
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Amaaroc 18-Sep-20 05:35 PM
(I was eating and tending to my bird you fucks)
“No, no, he doesn’t— why do you want to speak to the fucking store owner? Won’t a manager do? Are you like a male version of those damn Karens on the Internet? Come on, man.”
@someguyinshorts
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someguyinshorts 18-Sep-20 05:37 PM
shorts pulls out his wallet-badge and raises it “It’s because I’m PD and I’m here for an investigation, he’ll be more use then some pr crap”
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Amaaroc 18-Sep-20 05:44 PM
“Damn...” The teen went to a door accessible only by employees. Shortly after, a nicely dressed, tall, older man walked out. “how may I help you?” he asked.
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Sen.⬜⬛🔳🔲(CLEMENTS2022!) 18-Sep-20 05:57 PM
"We are investigators into the recent kidnappings in the senate, and after inspecting a video sent to us, we are pretty sure they got their baclavas from here, and here is the image from the video to prove it"
"Any recent spike in purchases? "
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Amaaroc 18-Sep-20 06:04 PM
“What even makes you think he got it recently?”
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someguyinshorts 18-Sep-20 06:06 PM
“Because the timing of the first kidnapping to now taken place in less then a month, and the job of acquiring their weapons was underwent a day before the second kidnapping.”
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Amaaroc 18-Sep-20 07:13 PM
(Bruh I don’t know what the fuck sat was planning)
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character-confusion 18-Sep-20 07:15 PM
(well he's back now)
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SatiristicWretch 18-Sep-20 07:51 PM
( #lore)
"I think we sold one of those a few days ago. Let me bring up the logs really quick. after a while It was bought by a certain Jose Sanchez"
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cbass 18-Sep-20 07:58 PM
"Jose Sanchez...can we do anything with that?" Beifong says, looking at Strohs
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someguyinshorts 18-Sep-20 08:00 PM
“Probably, thank god I have my connections” he lights himself a figgy as he goes outside to make a phone call with the local police chief
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SatiristicWretch 18-Sep-20 08:00 PM
"Hello, how may I help you?"
( uhhh @someguyinshorts )
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someguyinshorts 18-Sep-20 08:03 PM
“Yeah, it’s me Strohs. I’ve been hired out for the missing senators case if you could believe it. I believe we have a suspect, could you check if you have any records on a “Jose Sanchez” please and thank you”
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SatiristicWretch 18-Sep-20 08:08 PM
"Sure sir. After a while We lives in No.5, Franco Ave., in this very city. We know that because his older brother, Leo Sanchez, was caught for protesting and making a rucus outside the local government buildings."
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someguyinshorts 18-Sep-20 08:15 PM
“... uhh Great, I’ll head over there if that’s ok with you”
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cbass 18-Sep-20 08:16 PM
"ask if he minds if i tag along"
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SatiristicWretch 18-Sep-20 08:20 PM
“... uhh Great, I’ll head over there if that’s ok with you”
@someguyinshorts (sure)
you go to the place and knock on the door several times, just to find no response A child is playing in front of the house
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cbass 18-Sep-20 08:21 PM
beifong pulls out a dumdums and tosses it to the child
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someguyinshorts 18-Sep-20 08:21 PM
“Hey kid, person who lived here home?”
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cbass 18-Sep-20 08:23 PM
(the way we both reply really fast and then have to wait)
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SatiristicWretch 18-Sep-20 08:24 PM
beifong pulls out a dumdums and tosses it to the child
@cbass (what)
“Hey kid, person who lived here home?”
@someguyinshorts "He moved out a few days ago. Went along this road."
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cbass 18-Sep-20 08:25 PM
(its a kinda sucker lol)
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SatiristicWretch 18-Sep-20 08:25 PM
points in the appropriate direction
"He went on a white truck"
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someguyinshorts 18-Sep-20 08:26 PM
“Know if he left anything else behind? In the house?”
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SatiristicWretch 18-Sep-20 08:26 PM
"I don't know"
"Anyways I'll be going, now, mama may call me for lunch"
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someguyinshorts 18-Sep-20 08:28 PM
“Ight, see ya” shorts moves around the yard, peaking through the houses windows
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cbass 18-Sep-20 08:29 PM
beifong follows, a bit apprehensively
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SatiristicWretch 18-Sep-20 08:29 PM
you see a table with some parchment laid out
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someguyinshorts 18-Sep-20 08:30 PM
walks back to from door and tries opening the door
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SatiristicWretch 18-Sep-20 08:30 PM
It's locked
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someguyinshorts 18-Sep-20 08:32 PM
sigh, it’s never gotta be easy” he stops for a moment to light himself a cig “Hey jack, any ides?”
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cbass 18-Sep-20 08:32 PM
"i learned lockpicking back in middle school but its been a while. i could give it a shot"
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someguyinshorts 18-Sep-20 08:35 PM
“Same, learned it fighting the VDs, check the back of my car, I like to be prepared, should be a case” while Shorts is on his break waiting for jack to lockpic, he checks on google maps to see if that road the boy pointed is only one route or multiple changing points
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cbass 18-Sep-20 08:35 PM
(VDs?)
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someguyinshorts 18-Sep-20 08:37 PM
(It’s part of his lore, you’ll have to poke him about it)
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cbass 18-Sep-20 08:37 PM
jack goes to grab the pick from the back of strohs' car, then fiddles with the lock for several minutes, swearing under his breath until a loud click is heard
jack swings the door open, then gestures to strohs "after you"
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someguyinshorts 18-Sep-20 08:38 PM
“Not bad kid, let’s see what’s in the papers” he makes his way to the room he saw the parchment in
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cbass 18-Sep-20 08:38 PM
"you said VDs, outside?"
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someguyinshorts 18-Sep-20 08:40 PM
“Vent dwellers, my job in the later parts of the Brabant war was rooting them out, and killing them”
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SatiristicWretch 18-Sep-20 08:40 PM
the parchment is a map of the island, with three places marked with red crosses (edited)
another one lies circled
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cbass 18-Sep-20 08:42 PM
"well that seems...relevant" beifong seems a little thrown aback at the revelation
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someguyinshorts 18-Sep-20 08:42 PM
“Jackpot” strohs grabs the paper carefully and rolls it up before putting it in his coat “Let’s get back to the hotel, let’s not be out in the open, exposed while we work, what we have here is fucking vital.”
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cbass 18-Sep-20 08:44 PM
beifong has a new serious air about him, he seems tense, glancing over his shoulder all the way to the car
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someguyinshorts 18-Sep-20 08:44 PM
shorts walks out and back to the car with jack, and makes his way back to the hotel. All the while the same Danm thought crossed his mind. “This is going to Well, someone’s gonna put an end to the progress ain’t they?”. He continued however, he has a job to do
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cbass 18-Sep-20 08:46 PM
jack snaps a picture of the house before they pull away
"maybe we'll need it," he says, shrugging
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someguyinshorts 18-Sep-20 08:50 PM
“Maybe... one last thing before we head off, kid said the truck moved that way, see if you can mark that street on your phone, car map, anywhere to mark the spot of this road for later”
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cbass 18-Sep-20 08:50 PM
jack texts it to strohs so that they both have the address, photo, and street name "done"
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someguyinshorts 18-Sep-20 08:51 PM
“Groovy”
shorts pulls out and head out back to the hotel for further examination (Hotel time!)
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Amaaroc 18-Sep-20 08:53 PM
(G R O O V Y)
(Aight should I just. Vibe here or)
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cbass 18-Sep-20 08:54 PM
beifong hops out to check the pair in while strohs parks the car, then waits in the lobby
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someguyinshorts 18-Sep-20 08:55 PM
(Idk)
strohs goes back to the room, takes out the stuff from his coat and sprawls it all across the Tasman/le with only the map really being placed with some care or regard for object safety, before putting his coat up and sitting himself down on the bed
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SatiristicWretch 18-Sep-20 08:57 PM
(Aight I'll be busy now)
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cbass 18-Sep-20 08:58 PM
(toodles)
( @someguyinshorts i guess we're done for now)
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someguyinshorts 18-Sep-20 08:58 PM
(Yeah, we continue it’ll just be for drama/character development I guess)
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cbass 18-Sep-20 09:03 PM
(see ya later, then)
(unless another mod wants to guide it but 🤷‍♀️ )
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Amaaroc 18-Sep-20 09:05 PM
(Shhh I want wackiness and drama, it makes rp more fun in between the dungeon master shit)
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cbass 18-Sep-20 09:06 PM
(so should we keep going?)
(cause shorts is offline)
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Amaaroc 18-Sep-20 09:07 PM
Santana, for once, went against his instincts and entered like a normal person would. It felt weird, uncomfortable, like he was exposed. “Straight from the 1950s are you now?”
@someguyinshorts (this is so sad Alexa play despacito)
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cbass 18-Sep-20 09:08 PM
"what's that supposed to mean?" (also it wasnt normal entry cause we're in a hotel so i think it qualifies as breaking and entering lmlfaooo)
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Amaaroc 18-Sep-20 09:08 PM
(Shhhh)
(More Normal than usual)
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cbass 18-Sep-20 09:09 PM
"well, anyway. i think strohs fell asleep a few minutes ago. what can i do ya for?" (edited)
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Amaaroc 18-Sep-20 09:14 PM
“Ultra wanted me to help with the case— ultra isn’t here now, though. So... I popped in.”
“Ultra wanted me to help with the case— ultra isn’t here now, though. So... I popped in.”
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cbass 18-Sep-20 09:19 PM
"ah. ultra is quite the character, dont you think?"
(whyd you send that twice lmfao)
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Amaaroc 18-Sep-20 09:21 PM
(Glitches)
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someguyinshorts 18-Sep-20 09:21 PM
(I hath retuneth) (edited)
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Amaaroc 18-Sep-20 09:22 PM
“I don’t know, sure.. passionate, determined— aren’t politicians supposed to be atheist cunts with boeties and sticks up their asses?” he said with a crooked smile (edited)
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someguyinshorts 18-Sep-20 09:25 PM
strohs, who fell into a bit of a lul while the previous parts of the convo went down, has started to reaquire his senses. “Huh, is that.. it’s that... hey.”
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Amaaroc 18-Sep-20 09:26 PM
“Yes, bitch boy, it’s your, ahh... vent rat.”
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someguyinshorts 18-Sep-20 09:29 PM
“Vent... rat... ve-oh ah, oh yeah. Uhh, hey so, I feel like I should owe you an apology for lashing out at you a while back or somethin, as much ch as I still don’t trust you I think such facts shouldn’t be said for the better...”
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Amaaroc 18-Sep-20 09:37 PM
“Ehhhh didn’t sound genuine at all but I’ll take that anyways.” *he waves his hand “if I’m not hated for being a traitor I’m hated for being a Thuzi. People don’t know what I’ve done besides defect and give information... honestly, that’s how it should be. A spy’s a bad one if people know all that you’ve don.”
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someguyinshorts 18-Sep-20 09:53 PM
“I was never suspicious of you because you wee a Thuzi, I never was suspicious because uou were a spy. I was suspicious of you because your both at the same time, even if you are a “traitor” as some of your former comrades call you. It’s... really hard to explain where we are now... I guess. You seen terminator 2, right? I swear it kinda connects”
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Sen. Empharius 18-Sep-20 09:55 PM
“That... doesn’t make sense at all”
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cbass 18-Sep-20 09:56 PM
"No it's makes sense"
"You've seen the movie haven't you?"
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Amaaroc 18-Sep-20 09:58 PM
“I’ve... never exactly watched movies proper.”
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cbass 18-Sep-20 09:59 PM
"never?"
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Amaaroc 18-Sep-20 10:00 PM
“You expected me to?”
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cbass 18-Sep-20 10:01 PM
"well i dunno. i guess not"
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someguyinshorts 18-Sep-20 10:05 PM
“Never did eh, shits crazy I’ll y’all ya. But, if you need to know, there was this girl in the first movie, Sarah, she was being chased down by the terminator, a killing machine, no emotion, with the sole porpoise of killing you and everyone in the way of that. She nearly dies, her lover and most her friends are dead, and generally not the best well off, but she managed. Second movie comes around, a near clone of the first terminator is made and reprogrammed to protect her years later. But the total shock of seeing the thing she spent the last over a decade fearing... its some Danm fine cinematography. I’d say our relationship is sorta like that, your predecessors haunted me physically for months and mentally for years, takes you a bit to adjust...”
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Sen. Empharius 18-Sep-20 10:06 PM
“The terminator is a good guy in the second film, just want to clarify that”
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Amaaroc 18-Sep-20 10:06 PM
he shrugged “Seven siblings in an orthodox, little itty bitty town by the river, all of it head to toe ridden it’s propaganda for your wondrous country. All of it asking for people to train. Of course they wouldn’t give the freedom to watch movies whenever” “Nice to know I’m a living ghost as well” (edited)
“That... sounds like a confusing plot.”
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Sen. Empharius 18-Sep-20 10:08 PM
“It’s just hard to explain”
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someguyinshorts 18-Sep-20 10:09 PM
“Theres a lot more to it, I didn’t explain the AI, or time travel, none of that was important to the lesson however”
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Sen. Empharius 18-Sep-20 10:09 PM
“So the first movie, ther Terminator comes back in time to kill her, because her son leads the revolution against the robot overlords”
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Amaaroc 18-Sep-20 10:09 PM
santana looked even more visibly confused
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Sen. Empharius 18-Sep-20 10:09 PM
“And she kills it, with help from a guy sent back in time to help her”
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someguyinshorts 18-Sep-20 10:09 PM
“You’ll need to watch them yourself, one and two at least”
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Sen. Empharius 18-Sep-20 10:10 PM
“Then in the second one, her son is already like, 16 or something, and he’s living in a foster home, because she’s been locked in an insane asylum because she’s terrified the Terminator will come back”
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Amaaroc 18-Sep-20 10:11 PM
“Not sure if I want to watch them...”
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Sen. Empharius 18-Sep-20 10:11 PM
“And the Terminator does come back, and it looks like he’s trying to kill her son, and there’s a cop protecting him, but, twist, the Terminator was re-programmed to be good, and the cop is the new model of the terminator who can shape shift and stuff”
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Amaaroc 18-Sep-20 10:12 PM
santana gave an exasperated sigh
“Now I don’t have to watch them”
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Sen. Empharius 18-Sep-20 10:12 PM
“And the kid and the terminator break her out, and they fight the new terminator, and there’s this whole other plot where it turns out that the stuff they did in the first movie created the robots that would try and kill all of humanity, but they undo that, and stop it from happening at all”
“There very good films”
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someguyinshorts 18-Sep-20 10:13 PM
“That’s the basic plot but the details make it great”
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Sen. Empharius 18-Sep-20 10:14 PM
“Plus the Terminator is played by a super buff guy, so you should like that” I say this more quietly so Strohs diesnt hear (edited)
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someguyinshorts 18-Sep-20 10:17 PM
“...” “... yeeaahh im gonna have a smoke break before hitting the sack, I’ll be out” grabs box of ciggarets and a lighter from the table before making his way to the door
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Sen. Empharius 18-Sep-20 10:19 PM
“You doing okay Santana?”
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Amaaroc 19-Sep-20 06:23 AM
(I have awoken)
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Adolf Augusto Pencenrio (NAZI/SP 19-Sep-20 06:24 AM
(Ok)
(Also wtf is happening)
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Amaaroc 19-Sep-20 06:25 AM
“I don’t care much about buff if you haven’t noticed,” he said softly after he snapped out of daydreaming. (edited)
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Sen. Empharius 19-Sep-20 10:03 AM
"Yeah, it was just a joke"
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Sen. Empharius 19-Sep-20 10:52 AM
"You doing okay?"
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someguyinshorts 19-Sep-20 10:59 AM
after many hours, passing from night and even the morning, Strohs finally comes back from the smoke break “Well, I’m back”
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Amaaroc 19-Sep-20 12:19 PM
(He demands attention)
Santana fell asleep on the couch. “Wh—h— OH, hey there.” @someguyinshorts
he turned to Ultra “maybe I can watch a movie sometime, I don’t know”
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Sen. Empharius 19-Sep-20 12:49 PM
"Movies are fun, maybe we can make a list of some to watch in a bit"
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cbass 19-Sep-20 12:57 PM
"they're not that fun"
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Amaaroc 19-Sep-20 12:58 PM
“I like books well enough..”
“Is terminator based off books?”
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someguyinshorts 19-Sep-20 01:01 PM
“I don’t think so, think it was movie first, but it was probably based off of some AI kills humanity plot from a book.”
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Amaaroc 19-Sep-20 01:13 PM
“What are movies really like? the most I’ve watched is informational shit in camp.”
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Sen. Empharius 19-Sep-20 01:24 PM
“You’ve really never seen a movie?”
“Not even like, Star Wars?”
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cbass 19-Sep-20 01:26 PM
"harry potter?"
"nothing?"
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Amaaroc 19-Sep-20 01:30 PM
“Did you not believe me?”
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Sen. Empharius 19-Sep-20 01:30 PM
"its just suprising is all"
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Amaaroc 19-Sep-20 01:35 PM
“Didn’t grow up with the same stuff you had, that’s all”
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someguyinshorts 19-Sep-20 01:36 PM
“Danm... tell you what one day, and this day may never come, I’m gonna sneak up behind you an peace a collection of the golden classics, the shit everyone ought to see, maybe throw in some personal favorites.”
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Amaaroc 19-Sep-20 01:41 PM
“Fat fucking chance sneaking up behind me, just hand it to me straight on one day, eh?”
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Sen. Mihiwihi 19-Sep-20 01:57 PM
"I'll give you the movie the godfather"
"its really good"
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Sen. Empharius 19-Sep-20 02:14 PM
“That is a good one”
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Sen. Mihiwihi 19-Sep-20 02:15 PM
"yes"
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Sen. Empharius 19-Sep-20 02:15 PM
“Is it the best first movie though?”
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Sen. Mihiwihi 19-Sep-20 02:16 PM
"should we be talking about the disappearances of our Senators?"
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Sen. Empharius 19-Sep-20 02:16 PM
“Maybe”
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Sen. Mihiwihi 19-Sep-20 02:17 PM
"ok I have to work"
"I still have an education"
"but ill help rescue our senators from those thuzis!"
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Amaaroc 19-Sep-20 02:18 PM
(How to turn fluff into drama)
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Sen. Mihiwihi 19-Sep-20 02:18 PM
(where can I find the whole story?)
(I guess so lol)
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someguyinshorts 19-Sep-20 02:20 PM
(Easy, trigger Strohs wartime flashbacks somehow) “Yeah, we should get on that, lemme prepare” strohs goes over to his coat, putts it on, and puts his coat accessories he sprawled out on the table last night
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Sen. Mihiwihi 19-Sep-20 02:22 PM
"yeah man"
"sadly I don't have a coat since I am a poor senator:("
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someguyinshorts 19-Sep-20 02:23 PM
“Sure, But first we need to figure out which ones the holding facility. Hit the wrong place and they’ll prob move or kill the senators when they realize we have their locations. We need to recon first.”
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Sen. Mihiwihi 19-Sep-20 02:23 PM
"I only wear my underwear to work nowadats"
"yessir"
"go to the dirt around the military facility and check their foot prints"
"we could find their exact location doing that"
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someguyinshorts 19-Sep-20 02:24 PM
“Four, there were 3 x’s and a circle”
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Sen. Mihiwihi 19-Sep-20 02:24 PM
"thats how Sherlock does it"
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someguyinshorts 19-Sep-20 02:25 PM
“Mihi the base shits been over for a while, there should be some long as breefing logs in my desk, you figure out the case before you blabber your half naked ass.” (edited)
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Sen. Mihiwihi 19-Sep-20 02:27 PM
" ive been on vacation to Antarctica, at least EDUCATE ME ON THE CASE!!!!!!"
"wojak_cry peabrain "
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someguyinshorts 19-Sep-20 02:28 PM
“I am dumbass read the fucking logs, there’s a fuck ton to go through and I don’t feel like explaining it to your half naked ass... also how the fuck did you get in our hotel room!” (edited)
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Sen. Mihiwihi 19-Sep-20 02:28 PM
(I thought we were outside lmao)
" hey I'm a senator"
" and stop looking at my ass unless your gay"
"ur freakin me out" (edited)
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Big Brother (Clement2022) 19-Sep-20 02:30 PM
(what)
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Sen. Mihiwihi 19-Sep-20 02:31 PM
(visible confusion)
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Amaaroc 19-Sep-20 02:31 PM
(Fun to read)
(While my sog’s screaming at the bird)
“Well I’m gay so”
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Sen. Mihiwihi 19-Sep-20 02:33 PM
" ok.................................................pls dont"
"me?"
"I ain't theocratic"
"ok"
untroll
"so..............hi"
"looks like everyones staring at my ass wtf?"
" ig orta go get some pants this is freaking me out"
mihiwihi runs to his house to get some pants and comes back
"well thats fixed!"
" no"
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someguyinshorts 19-Sep-20 02:38 PM
“Yeah you aughts to go if you don’t know what your doing...”
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Sen. Mihiwihi 19-Sep-20 02:38 PM
" what r u doing, focus on ur work!"
"bye"
(no seriously bye)
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someguyinshorts 19-Sep-20 02:39 PM
(Ight, cya)
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Big Brother (Clement2022) 19-Sep-20 02:40 PM
@Sen.⬜⬛🔳🔲(CLEMENTS2022!) give me a tl;dr
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someguyinshorts 19-Sep-20 02:40 PM
“...” “... someone lock the door, satana is more trustworthy than that guy” strohs lights himself a ciggie in the hotel room “How the fuck did he even get in here anyways.” (edited)
“... close it”
“Anyhow, down to business. As much as these crosses are a godsend, until we find out what they are exactly all they are is lines on a map, any talk about it’s meaning is guessing.”
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character-confusion 19-Sep-20 02:44 PM
(What)
(Google maps? Military bases don’t show up on those for privacy)
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someguyinshorts 19-Sep-20 02:46 PM
(^)
(Governments pay google to cover shit up they don’t want people seeing)
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Amaaroc 19-Sep-20 02:48 PM
(My Brain is a single celled organism yes)
(Would y’all like to see a video of my bird screaming relentlessly)
“No need, I have a map of the area in my pocket” @someguyinshorts @Sen.⬜⬛🔳🔲(CLEMENTS2022!) (idk should I fuckin like,,, draw the place, or)
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someguyinshorts 19-Sep-20 02:50 PM
(We have three Xs and a circle, remember that)
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Amaaroc 19-Sep-20 02:50 PM
(Character I need input)
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Sen. Mihiwihi 19-Sep-20 02:51 PM
true troll
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Amaaroc 19-Sep-20 02:52 PM
( @character-confusion should I just draw a map or wait)
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character-confusion 19-Sep-20 02:52 PM
(Draw a map if you want, sure)
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Amaaroc 19-Sep-20 02:53 PM
(Ok but first I’m gonna send my bird screaming in ooc general)
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Amaaroc 19-Sep-20 03:11 PM
(Damn I don’t know if I want to fuck with sat’s ideas on stuff)
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character-confusion 19-Sep-20 03:44 PM
(Damn I don’t know if I want to fuck with sat’s ideas on stuff)
@Amaaroc (i mean, it's fine at this point)
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someguyinshorts 19-Sep-20 08:06 PM
( @Amaaroc map?)
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Amaaroc 19-Sep-20 08:17 PM
(I was waiting for sat and then got distracted) (So I don’t have it yet)
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cbass 19-Sep-20 08:18 PM
(i wanna fkin do things)
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Amaaroc 19-Sep-20 08:18 PM
(You wanted a map of what exactly)
(And beifong honestly I really wanna do things too)
(I’m just kinda,,, lost) (I don’t know what the fuck sat’s doing)
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cbass 19-Sep-20 08:19 PM
(why didnt they talk about it more to yall cause this homie is never online 😔 )
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character-confusion 19-Sep-20 08:19 PM
(just do it)
(hang on)
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cbass 19-Sep-20 08:20 PM
the parchment is a map of the island, with three places marked with red crosses
@SatiristicWretch
another one lies circled
@SatiristicWretch (map of this)
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someguyinshorts 19-Sep-20 08:20 PM
(What we are even looking for is knowing wtf the ax’s and O on the map mean)
(What exists on those spots and how you get there)
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cbass 19-Sep-20 08:23 PM
(yeah what he said)
(he?)
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someguyinshorts 19-Sep-20 08:23 PM
(Do I look like a girl)
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Amaaroc 19-Sep-20 08:23 PM
(Aight)
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cbass 19-Sep-20 08:24 PM
(i cant see you [redacted]) (edited)
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Sen. Empharius 19-Sep-20 08:24 PM
(We cannot see you)
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someguyinshorts 19-Sep-20 08:24 PM
(Ok but still you can get a vibe baes of how they act)
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cbass 19-Sep-20 08:25 PM
(not really)
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someguyinshorts 19-Sep-20 08:25 PM
(Or better yet, go by the age old rule: male until proven female, even on the modern internet the demographics are ok enough for this rule to kinda work)
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cbass 19-Sep-20 08:25 PM
(thats...no)
(nah we roll with they/them till stated otherwise)
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Amaaroc 19-Sep-20 08:26 PM
(What gender do y’all think I am)
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someguyinshorts 19-Sep-20 08:26 PM
(Male with female characteristics)
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cbass 19-Sep-20 08:27 PM
(well you were going by jasper for a long while so.. male?)
(but 🤷‍♀️ )
(beyond that i dont know nor care)
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Amaaroc 19-Sep-20 08:28 PM
(Long while)
(Ive been going like that since forever)
(It’s just I had a character I used to play here named Orion)
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cbass 19-Sep-20 08:29 PM
(what about me?)
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someguyinshorts 19-Sep-20 08:31 PM
“Ok we have us in green, La Marea is circled, and the three ax’s is out in bumfuck nowhere.. I’d say let’s investigate the one out near Salamanca, Jose most likely went to that one. Jack, see of you can draw a route from his home to the X, or at least get as close as you can before the road stops” (edited)
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cbass 19-Sep-20 08:34 PM
(serena?)
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someguyinshorts 19-Sep-20 08:35 PM
(Check again)
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cbass 19-Sep-20 08:36 PM
"that one first? why not the one right around Playa Oracion? its right there"
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someguyinshorts 19-Sep-20 08:37 PM
“Hmm, that could be true, but the mask in the video was bought by Jose, he’s most likely with the prisoners, and he’s most likely posted where he left from”
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cbass 19-Sep-20 08:37 PM
"fair enough" jack pulls up maps and plots a route there
"so it looks like we'll have to hike a bit, the road ends about half a kilometre before the actual x"
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someguyinshorts 19-Sep-20 08:40 PM
“You sure?”
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cbass 19-Sep-20 08:41 PM
"i mean if you'd like to give it a shot you're welcome to, but as far as i can tell"
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someguyinshorts 19-Sep-20 08:42 PM
“Ok, you wanna come with, stay here, or scout out the near us?”
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cbass 19-Sep-20 08:43 PM
"ill come with, but might i suggest we have an extraction team or something ready just in case things go sideways?"
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someguyinshorts 19-Sep-20 08:45 PM
“Sure, I’m gonna stock up on things, you devise a plan. Remember, we’re here to scout and take pictures. Do not alert them to your presence, do not do anything noticeable, stay at a far ass distance. We’re here to narrow things down, not get into a firefight.”
“Desab, is that feasible?”
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cbass 19-Sep-20 08:46 PM
"ive got a pretty long distance camera i can grab, we should be able to get some pics from far away"
"i dont think we should go in blind"
"not really"
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someguyinshorts 19-Sep-20 08:47 PM
“Y’all both have a point, that’s why we’re doing mild reconnaissance before we send in our boys, going in blind can still be a distaster”
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cbass 19-Sep-20 08:47 PM
"they'll be expecting that kind of shit"
"i dont think its the way to go"
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someguyinshorts 19-Sep-20 08:50 PM
“How risky is a light reconiscance?”
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cbass 19-Sep-20 08:51 PM
"ive just had an idea"
"are there any airbases or anything nearby? something that would justify a heli flying over, reasonably"
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Sen. Empharius 19-Sep-20 08:52 PM
“Just send the army in”
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cbass 19-Sep-20 08:52 PM
( @SatiristicWretch please guide this before it gets out of hand)
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someguyinshorts 19-Sep-20 08:52 PM
“Knowing what we’re dealing with is a good reward, it helps us know what we’re doing adnstopps our pots from being stopped. Remember that in the case of a raid us losing isn’t the only bad ending for a raid, we could kick their ass but if we don’t do it properly or with the right know how it’ll be for shit when they get to the prisoners before us because of it.”
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SatiristicWretch 19-Sep-20 08:52 PM
(k)
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Dieselkeough 19-Sep-20 08:54 PM
doctor bleu watches everything on television
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cbass 19-Sep-20 08:55 PM
(bruh)
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someguyinshorts 19-Sep-20 08:56 PM
“Why would buildings be in bumfuck nowhere, they’d be very much rare to have brick facilities at multiple camps, it’s most likely only one camp. Not only that but simple things like building positioning make all the difference when there’s minutes or even seconds on the clock for a bad raid to unfuck itself”
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cbass 19-Sep-20 08:58 PM
"seriously, we need some recon first." to strohs "call the chief, have them ready to pull us out, and lets go"
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Adolf Augusto Pencenrio (NAZI/SP 19-Sep-20 08:58 PM
(Yo what’s all this about)
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cbass 19-Sep-20 08:58 PM
(terrorism, dw about it)
(we're finding shorts and dino)
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Adolf Augusto Pencenrio (NAZI/SP 19-Sep-20 08:59 PM
(Have u found em)
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cbass 19-Sep-20 08:59 PM
(just back read) (edited)
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Adolf Augusto Pencenrio (NAZI/SP 19-Sep-20 09:00 PM
(They are at puerto del mar)?
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someguyinshorts 19-Sep-20 09:00 PM
“Listen, a couple fucking photos are not risky, and they can really help when planning a fucking be all end all raid” (edited)
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cbass 19-Sep-20 09:00 PM
(we dont know)
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Adolf Augusto Pencenrio (NAZI/SP 19-Sep-20 09:00 PM
(Can i join In?)
(I mean I’ll try to gather info, plan stuff and not fuck the whole operation up)
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Sen. Empharius 19-Sep-20 09:01 PM
“Let’s just send the army in”
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Adolf Augusto Pencenrio (NAZI/SP 19-Sep-20 09:01 PM
(I’m joining in)
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cbass 19-Sep-20 09:01 PM
"for the love of god, are you trying to get them killed?"
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Sen. Empharius 19-Sep-20 09:01 PM
“I care more about killing the terrorists then I do about our senetors”
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cbass 19-Sep-20 09:01 PM
( @someguyinshorts lets just go, this is a waste of time)
"thats the problem."
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Sen. Empharius 19-Sep-20 09:02 PM
“We can’t do anything that might alert them”
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Adolf Augusto Pencenrio (NAZI/SP 19-Sep-20 09:02 PM
What can I even do
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cbass 19-Sep-20 09:02 PM
"you mean like sending in a whole fucking army? you think they cant outrun the army?"
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Adolf Augusto Pencenrio (NAZI/SP 19-Sep-20 09:02 PM
(Well..)
“Well with enough outsmarting and good runners, they could outrun a whole army I guess”
“What if there are secret entries”
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cbass 19-Sep-20 09:03 PM
"you're all hopeless"
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Adolf Augusto Pencenrio (NAZI/SP 19-Sep-20 09:04 PM
“Good point, anyways do you have photos of the facility or something”
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Sen. Empharius 19-Sep-20 09:05 PM
“Just drone the base before they can react”
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Adolf Augusto Pencenrio (NAZI/SP 19-Sep-20 09:05 PM
“Do you want to get the senators fucking killed”
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cbass 19-Sep-20 09:05 PM
"jesus christ"
"yes karlos, he does"
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Sen. Empharius 19-Sep-20 09:05 PM
(Hey, if it removes my politics, rivals)
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cbass 19-Sep-20 09:05 PM
"he hates all of them"
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Sen. Empharius 19-Sep-20 09:05 PM
“No I don’t!”
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Adolf Augusto Pencenrio (NAZI/SP 19-Sep-20 09:05 PM
“For fuck sake @Sen. Empharius HOSTAGES DAMNIT”
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Sen. Empharius 19-Sep-20 09:05 PM
“I like Shorts”
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cbass 19-Sep-20 09:06 PM
"but you'll kill him anyway"
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Sen. Empharius 19-Sep-20 09:06 PM
“The rest of them can rot”
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someguyinshorts 19-Sep-20 09:06 PM
“Listen, I’m going out for recon, jack you can tag along if you want, anyone else can either stay here or get in contact with the military about organizing a raid for when I’m back with the pictures. Until then I suggest y’all shut the fuck up. We’re here to save senators, killing the terrorists isn’t the priority.”
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Adolf Augusto Pencenrio (NAZI/SP 19-Sep-20 09:06 PM
“They are not your typical businessman, it’s fucking senators being held hostage”
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cbass 19-Sep-20 09:06 PM
"this is how we end up with the united states giving us some 'freedom'"
"strohs, im with you"
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Sen. Empharius 19-Sep-20 09:06 PM
“Then you’ve got your priorities wrong”
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cbass 19-Sep-20 09:06 PM
(lol do we move to the other chat?)
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Adolf Augusto Pencenrio (NAZI/SP 19-Sep-20 09:06 PM
“Strohs, could i tag along as a sniper recon guy?”
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someguyinshorts 19-Sep-20 09:06 PM
(Sure. Uhhh general one)
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Sen. Empharius 19-Sep-20 09:07 PM
“I’d like to come along too”
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someguyinshorts 19-Sep-20 09:08 PM
“Kid, my priority was saving the senators, that was what the mercs hired me to do, they did not hire me to cap some terrorists. I’ll let you come only if you promise me you won’t do shit that could even alert them to our presence, you got that?”
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Sen. Empharius 19-Sep-20 09:08 PM
“I promise”
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Adolf Augusto Pencenrio (NAZI/SP 19-Sep-20 09:08 PM
@someguyinshorts could I come along as sniper recon?
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someguyinshorts 19-Sep-20 09:09 PM
“We don’t need a sniper but more the merrier if you got a high powered camera on that scope”
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Adolf Augusto Pencenrio (NAZI/SP 19-Sep-20 09:09 PM
“Well I only have the 16x and probably the 24x if I remember kind of zoom”
Which scope you want
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cbass 19-Sep-20 09:10 PM
"is more really merrier? this is supposed to be quiet"
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Adolf Augusto Pencenrio (NAZI/SP 19-Sep-20 09:10 PM
(No heat seeing thing)
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cbass 19-Sep-20 09:10 PM
(thermal)
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Adolf Augusto Pencenrio (NAZI/SP 19-Sep-20 09:10 PM
(Ok)
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someguyinshorts 19-Sep-20 09:10 PM
“More the merrier isn’t the case but if he’s a trained sniper he can keep his jabber shut and take the good photos”
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cbass 19-Sep-20 09:11 PM
"fair enough"
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someguyinshorts 19-Sep-20 09:11 PM
“Then he’s good enough”
“Anyhow, So it will be me, you, Karlos, and ultra?”
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Adolf Augusto Pencenrio (NAZI/SP 19-Sep-20 09:12 PM
“Well I did have some action back at sniper school aka waiting for lomg hours to kill some criminal” “And sounds ok” (edited)
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cbass 19-Sep-20 09:13 PM
"yeah, i guess. if ultra starts shit, can we all agree to knock him the fuck out?"
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Adolf Augusto Pencenrio (NAZI/SP 19-Sep-20 09:13 PM
“Also someone be a spotter I guess”
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someguyinshorts 19-Sep-20 09:13 PM
“Agreed”
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Adolf Augusto Pencenrio (NAZI/SP 19-Sep-20 09:13 PM
“Yes”
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someguyinshorts 19-Sep-20 09:14 PM
“Karlos, your the spotter, this isn’t a sniper op, this is taking pictures from half to a quarter mile out”
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Adolf Augusto Pencenrio (NAZI/SP 19-Sep-20 09:14 PM
“Yes detective”
“I’ll check my sniper rifle to always be on safety to prevent accidental fire”
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someguyinshorts 19-Sep-20 09:16 PM
“... good enough, take out the mag and unchained her if you need to... this island is hilly right? If it’s on top of a hil we can position ourselves on another hil or better yet if their st the pottom of a hil we could get some nice half top downs from on top of a hill”
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cbass 19-Sep-20 09:16 PM
"ultra, are you with us?"
"oh and strohs, ive got my cam"
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someguyinshorts 19-Sep-20 09:18 PM
“I got mine in the back of the car.”
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Adolf Augusto Pencenrio (NAZI/SP 19-Sep-20 09:18 PM
“Well I’ve put it on safety and the mag is out, aka there’s not a single bullet in the rifle... also done planning the recon?”
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someguyinshorts 19-Sep-20 09:19 PM
“I guess, once we stop about half s mile out and start the hike we can plan accordingly”
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cbass 19-Sep-20 09:19 PM
"you mind if i bring a handgun to cover myself?"
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Adolf Augusto Pencenrio (NAZI/SP 19-Sep-20 09:19 PM
“Sure I guess”
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someguyinshorts 19-Sep-20 09:19 PM
“I have mine on me, why not”
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Adolf Augusto Pencenrio (NAZI/SP 19-Sep-20 09:20 PM
“Well I have a rifle and a pistol” “And some water”
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cbass 19-Sep-20 09:20 PM
"alright well i dont think ultra is here, so lets just go"
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Adolf Augusto Pencenrio (NAZI/SP 19-Sep-20 09:21 PM
“If there is a hella lot of people or terrorist there, get an army But if there is just a small amt of terrorist... send in spec ops” “That’s how I think of this”
“But the spec ops need to rescue the hostages first”
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cbass 19-Sep-20 09:22 PM
(?)
(thats not even relevant to the conversation atm lmfao)
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someguyinshorts 19-Sep-20 09:22 PM
the trio load up, and head out to the point where the road ends, and look out to see the landscape ( @SatiristicWretch May you please help us progress, we’re reconning the x nearest to the house.)
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SatiristicWretch 19-Sep-20 09:23 PM
(Which x)
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cbass 19-Sep-20 09:23 PM
"so strohs, where are ya from?"
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SatiristicWretch 19-Sep-20 09:23 PM
(There were 3)
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someguyinshorts 19-Sep-20 09:23 PM
(The one near Salemenca)
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cbass 19-Sep-20 09:23 PM
(^)
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someguyinshorts 19-Sep-20 09:24 PM
(In amarocs map)
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SatiristicWretch 19-Sep-20 09:24 PM
(You sent a drone right?)
(Or yourself?)
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someguyinshorts 19-Sep-20 09:25 PM
(Us, half a mile out and hilly if the previous lore maps are anything to go by)
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Adolf Augusto Pencenrio (NAZI/SP 19-Sep-20 09:25 PM
(Aaarcos map?)
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cbass 19-Sep-20 09:25 PM
(dude if youre gonna rp, you gotta backread)
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someguyinshorts 19-Sep-20 09:25 PM
(Aaarcos map?)
@Adolf Augusto Pencenrio (NAZI/SP ( https://discord.com/channels/705637850967834665/745114137079709787/757080611658793001 )
(edited)
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SatiristicWretch 19-Sep-20 09:26 PM
(ok) (Approaching the X, you see a few shabby buildings from afar, which seem to be in the middle of nowhere)
(They look small, and made of cement, bricks, and nothing else)
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someguyinshorts 19-Sep-20 09:27 PM
“These are pretty good indicators, get out your cameras and start snapshoting” (edited)
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Adolf Augusto Pencenrio (NAZI/SP 19-Sep-20 09:27 PM
(Say I wonder how’s getting the army going on?) (With that other guy)
“Do you want me to set position here”
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someguyinshorts 19-Sep-20 09:27 PM
shorts pull his long range camera and starts snapping pics
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cbass 19-Sep-20 09:27 PM
beifong pulls out his camera, snapping 10-15 pictures, cringing at the aperture sound
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SatiristicWretch 19-Sep-20 09:28 PM
(cringing at the aperture sound)
(what)
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character-confusion 19-Sep-20 09:28 PM
(the click)
(when you take an analog picture)
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SatiristicWretch 19-Sep-20 09:28 PM
(that's something to cringe at?)
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Adolf Augusto Pencenrio (NAZI/SP 19-Sep-20 09:28 PM
Karlos aims his rifle, with no mag and safety on, then uses the 24x scope (yea) to take pics (and some click noises but who really cares)
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SatiristicWretch 19-Sep-20 09:29 PM
(mfw)
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cbass 19-Sep-20 09:29 PM
(its loud lmfao)
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character-confusion 19-Sep-20 09:29 PM
(it's just loud, i assume, when they're trying for sneaky)
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cbass 19-Sep-20 09:29 PM
(yessir)
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Adolf Augusto Pencenrio (NAZI/SP 19-Sep-20 09:29 PM
(Well the clicks aon mine are not that loud)
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someguyinshorts 19-Sep-20 09:29 PM
(It’s half a mile out a clicks not gonna be that noticeable from that distance)
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cbass 19-Sep-20 09:29 PM
(subconscious tingz)
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Adolf Augusto Pencenrio (NAZI/SP 19-Sep-20 09:30 PM
A radio?
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cbass 19-Sep-20 09:30 PM
(a radio?)
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someguyinshorts 19-Sep-20 09:30 PM
strohs responds
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cbass 19-Sep-20 09:30 PM
(ohhhhhh)
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SatiristicWretch 19-Sep-20 09:31 PM
( @character-confusion )
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Adolf Augusto Pencenrio (NAZI/SP 19-Sep-20 09:31 PM
“Strohs, can you ask if they have prepped spec ops”
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someguyinshorts 19-Sep-20 09:32 PM
(It’s still a radio) strohs says softly, crouching down and gesturing the other sto do so “We found one of the caps, shoddy, brick and concrete buildings out in bumfuck knowhere, but we do have the pictures.”
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Adolf Augusto Pencenrio (NAZI/SP 19-Sep-20 09:32 PM
(Are they sending spec ops units)
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character-confusion 19-Sep-20 09:32 PM
"We've started mobilizing. You haven't told me what the targets are, I need to know what kind of force to send." (edited)
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Adolf Augusto Pencenrio (NAZI/SP 19-Sep-20 09:33 PM
(This is a stealth covert operation, not all guns blazing)
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someguyinshorts 19-Sep-20 09:33 PM
“Well, we have pictures, we’ll send them immediately. You can use them and we are willing to take more if they don’t suffice”
“As for if this is the one, I’m confident but we need to see if the other targets have buildings like this”
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character-confusion 19-Sep-20 09:34 PM
"Do you have confirmation that the senators are there? Any word on numbers, or activity?"
"I will prepare forces for all four locations. We should be ready to move in a few hours."
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Sen. Empharius 19-Sep-20 09:35 PM
“Great”
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Adolf Augusto Pencenrio (NAZI/SP 19-Sep-20 09:35 PM
“Wait... this is suppose to be stealth operation, loud movements will alert them”
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Sen. Empharius 19-Sep-20 09:35 PM
“Ooh, good point”
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someguyinshorts 19-Sep-20 09:35 PM
“K, make sure you recon with your own forces, don’t want a bloodbath against our senators.”
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Sen. Empharius 19-Sep-20 09:35 PM
“Goal number 1 should be taking out the base, saving the senators comes second”
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Adolf Augusto Pencenrio (NAZI/SP 19-Sep-20 09:36 PM
“We need spec ops for a stealth operation, to ensure success”
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someguyinshorts 19-Sep-20 09:36 PM
strohs takes the photos from his camera and messages them over to Desab to give to the general
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Adolf Augusto Pencenrio (NAZI/SP 19-Sep-20 09:36 PM
“We need to save the senators then we can unleash bloodbath”
(What are the other places look like”
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character-confusion 19-Sep-20 09:36 PM
"Yes, our primary goal is saving the senators. We'll be sending small teams, not heavy firepower."
(he is on the radio)
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cbass 19-Sep-20 09:37 PM
"yeah strohs, lets look at the other ones"
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Adolf Augusto Pencenrio (NAZI/SP 19-Sep-20 09:37 PM
“Yes let’s see”
“What are the other buliding types”
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character-confusion 19-Sep-20 09:38 PM
"As soon as you send them, we will look them over. All four sets, I assume?"
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Adolf Augusto Pencenrio (NAZI/SP 19-Sep-20 09:38 PM
“Yea probably I guess?”
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someguyinshorts 19-Sep-20 09:39 PM
“I just sent the first sent to Desab to reply to you”
“Well send the rest of we can, keep forces near and on standbys”
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Adolf Augusto Pencenrio (NAZI/SP 19-Sep-20 09:40 PM
Karlos keep watch of the buildings on prone position... yea
*with the sniper for oblivious reason
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Sen.⬜⬛🔳🔲(CLEMENTS2022!) 19-Sep-20 09:40 PM
(Bruh I was banned)
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character-confusion 19-Sep-20 09:40 PM
( 😂 )
(put your name back)
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Adolf Augusto Pencenrio (NAZI/SP 19-Sep-20 09:41 PM
(What)
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Sen.⬜⬛🔳🔲(CLEMENTS2022!) 19-Sep-20 09:41 PM
( #ooc-general )
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Adolf Augusto Pencenrio (NAZI/SP 19-Sep-20 09:42 PM
(Wtf)
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someguyinshorts 19-Sep-20 09:43 PM
strohs turns to the others in the trio “Well, there’s three of us and three points, are y’all mature enough to get to the points without alerting them to your presence and getting good sets of data for the raid? I think we can save a lot of the valuable resource that is time just by splitting up and you two relaying your pictures back to me”
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Sen.⬜⬛🔳🔲(CLEMENTS2022!) 19-Sep-20 09:44 PM
"There are four"
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character-confusion 19-Sep-20 09:44 PM
(you're at one)
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Adolf Augusto Pencenrio (NAZI/SP 19-Sep-20 09:44 PM
“Oh please, i’ve done this shit a million times back at that school”
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cbass 19-Sep-20 09:44 PM
"yeah, obviously i can take it, but youll have to take me back to my car first"
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someguyinshorts 19-Sep-20 09:45 PM
(Yeah we just sent in the first grouping, three to go)
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Sen.⬜⬛🔳🔲(CLEMENTS2022!) 19-Sep-20 09:45 PM
"I can go to one of them"
"My job with contacting the military is done"
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Adolf Augusto Pencenrio (NAZI/SP 19-Sep-20 09:45 PM
“I’ll go to a position”
But I need mags for safety
(Incase)*
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Sen.⬜⬛🔳🔲(CLEMENTS2022!) 19-Sep-20 09:46 PM
(Oh god will mods have to make a THIRD roleplay general?)
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someguyinshorts 19-Sep-20 09:46 PM
“Ok.. ok,. Let’s get back to the car and get out of here, the longer we stay the longer we ask for trouble” strohs gestures the group to get up and get back to the car
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Adolf Augusto Pencenrio (NAZI/SP 19-Sep-20 09:46 PM
(“The assault rp”)
“Wait fuck, I see something but I can’t make it out”
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Sen.⬜⬛🔳🔲(CLEMENTS2022!) 19-Sep-20 09:47 PM
(The one where I assault women and minorities?)
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Adolf Augusto Pencenrio (NAZI/SP 19-Sep-20 09:47 PM
@someguyinshorts I see something from a window
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Sen.⬜⬛🔳🔲(CLEMENTS2022!) 19-Sep-20 09:47 PM
(troll)
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Adolf Augusto Pencenrio (NAZI/SP 19-Sep-20 09:47 PM
Do I stay or go to car
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someguyinshorts 19-Sep-20 09:47 PM
(The cells are windowless before you try anything. Source: experience)
“Take a photo then come with us to the car”
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Adolf Augusto Pencenrio (NAZI/SP 19-Sep-20 09:48 PM
(Yes I shat myself)
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character-confusion 19-Sep-20 09:48 PM
(just use #event-rp if you need it)
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cbass 19-Sep-20 09:48 PM
beifong gets in the car, packing up his stuff
(okay)
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Adolf Augusto Pencenrio (NAZI/SP 19-Sep-20 09:48 PM
“Photo taken and ima fuck off the the car now” (edited)
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someguyinshorts 19-Sep-20 09:49 PM
shorts packs his things in the back and gets in the diver seat “Just gotta wait on Karlos”
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Sen.⬜⬛🔳🔲(CLEMENTS2022!) 19-Sep-20 09:49 PM
"Which one should I go to?"
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Adolf Augusto Pencenrio (NAZI/SP 19-Sep-20 09:49 PM
(Still trekking)
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Sen.⬜⬛🔳🔲(CLEMENTS2022!) 19-Sep-20 09:49 PM
"I have a car of my own"
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Adolf Augusto Pencenrio (NAZI/SP 19-Sep-20 09:50 PM
(Well I’m here)
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someguyinshorts 19-Sep-20 09:51 PM
“You can go to the one closest to La Muerta, I’ll drop off one or two of the others in the second spot, and I guess me and the last guy can check out the circled area”
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cbass 19-Sep-20 09:51 PM
ill stick with you strohs
karlos go to the second one
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Adolf Augusto Pencenrio (NAZI/SP 19-Sep-20 09:51 PM
“So I’ll go the La Muerta position?”
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someguyinshorts 19-Sep-20 09:51 PM
“No, Desab will”
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cbass 19-Sep-20 09:51 PM
"no, desab is going there"
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Adolf Augusto Pencenrio (NAZI/SP 19-Sep-20 09:51 PM
I need to see the map again
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Sen. Empharius 19-Sep-20 09:52 PM
(Sorry I cant make it)
(I’m in the middle of a thing)
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cbass 19-Sep-20 09:52 PM
(nbd broski)
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someguyinshorts 19-Sep-20 09:52 PM
strohs pulls out and starts making his way to the midpoint (It’s ok)
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Adolf Augusto Pencenrio (NAZI/SP 19-Sep-20 09:52 PM
Ok
Where do I go
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someguyinshorts 19-Sep-20 09:53 PM
(The one next to Playa Oracion)
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cbass 19-Sep-20 09:53 PM
"go to playa oracion"
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Adolf Augusto Pencenrio (NAZI/SP 19-Sep-20 09:53 PM
(Ok jack’s going there)
(Where do I go again?)
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cbass 19-Sep-20 09:53 PM
(playa oracion)
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Adolf Augusto Pencenrio (NAZI/SP 19-Sep-20 09:53 PM
“Ok”
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cbass 19-Sep-20 09:53 PM
(me and strohs are gonna go to nuevo)
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Adolf Augusto Pencenrio (NAZI/SP 19-Sep-20 09:54 PM
“I’ll trek there again right?
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Sen.⬜⬛🔳🔲(CLEMENTS2022!) 19-Sep-20 09:54 PM
(My phone died lol)
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Adolf Augusto Pencenrio (NAZI/SP 19-Sep-20 09:54 PM
(F)
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someguyinshorts 19-Sep-20 09:54 PM
(Were at Nuevo jack)
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cbass 19-Sep-20 09:54 PM
(ah fuck)
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Adolf Augusto Pencenrio (NAZI/SP 19-Sep-20 09:54 PM
(In position scoping the place after trekking land)
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someguyinshorts 19-Sep-20 09:54 PM
(Were going back to scout the city La Marea)
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cbass 19-Sep-20 09:54 PM
(i guess you jsut direct this shit, im too tired)
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Adolf Augusto Pencenrio (NAZI/SP 19-Sep-20 09:55 PM
(Bruh I’m at the position, what you want me to do)
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Sen.⬜⬛🔳🔲(CLEMENTS2022!) 19-Sep-20 09:56 PM
(I'm just going to go to #event-rp , if you are going to the one near Nuevo go to that channel too)
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Adolf Augusto Pencenrio (NAZI/SP 19-Sep-20 09:56 PM
(I’m at playa)
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someguyinshorts 19-Sep-20 09:56 PM
strohs drops off Karlos with the advice of “keeping your radio handy and get good photos of the pic from far out, send them to me”, before jack and them go to La Marea, the city circled in the pic
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Adolf Augusto Pencenrio (NAZI/SP 19-Sep-20 09:57 PM
Ok
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someguyinshorts 19-Sep-20 09:57 PM
(Ima move us to #roleplay-general )
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Adolf Augusto Pencenrio (NAZI/SP 19-Sep-20 09:57 PM
Yes
(Well)
I’d begin scoping playa oracino
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someguyinshorts 19-Sep-20 10:02 PM
(Not the city but the camp near it, preferably from far out)
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Adolf Augusto Pencenrio (NAZI/SP 19-Sep-20 10:03 PM
Ok
I’d begin scoping out playa oracino (the camp near it)
(How the fuck am I suppose to know how well it did)
Well scoping and taking pics from the rifle’s scope
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someguyinshorts 19-Sep-20 10:04 PM
( @SatiristicWretch give this lovely man a description of what he’s photographing so we can be on our way)
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character-confusion 19-Sep-20 10:07 PM
You see a wide concrete field, surrounded by a fence, a two-story building in the middle.
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Adolf Augusto Pencenrio (NAZI/SP 19-Sep-20 10:08 PM
(Wide concrete field hmmmm....) (Does the 2 story buliding have windows)
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Sen.⬜⬛🔳🔲(CLEMENTS2022!) 19-Sep-20 10:09 PM
(It may but there can still be windowless rooms underground or deeper in the building)
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Adolf Augusto Pencenrio (NAZI/SP 19-Sep-20 10:10 PM
(I’ll move to a position where the are windows visable)
@character-confusion help
(Wait who tf was suppose to help me see)
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character-confusion 19-Sep-20 10:11 PM
It has windows.
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Adolf Augusto Pencenrio (NAZI/SP 19-Sep-20 10:11 PM
I scope the windows
What do I see
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character-confusion 19-Sep-20 10:12 PM
( @SatiristicWretch this one too )
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SatiristicWretch 19-Sep-20 10:13 PM
Some guns, nothing else
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Adolf Augusto Pencenrio (NAZI/SP 19-Sep-20 10:14 PM
(There are guns near the windows?)
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SatiristicWretch 19-Sep-20 10:15 PM
(Inside the building)
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Adolf Augusto Pencenrio (NAZI/SP 19-Sep-20 10:16 PM
(Ok do I see anyone from any of the windows)
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SatiristicWretch 19-Sep-20 10:19 PM
(No)
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Adolf Augusto Pencenrio (NAZI/SP 19-Sep-20 10:20 PM
(How many windows are there btw)
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SatiristicWretch 19-Sep-20 10:21 PM
(You can see about 10) (edited)
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Adolf Augusto Pencenrio (NAZI/SP 19-Sep-20 10:21 PM
*do I see anyone in the concert field)
(Or it’s perimeter)
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SatiristicWretch 19-Sep-20 10:23 PM
(No, you can't see people)
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Adolf Augusto Pencenrio (NAZI/SP 19-Sep-20 10:23 PM
(I’ll continue monitoring this place
(Do i even have a visual)
@SatiristicWretch do I even have a visual of a person
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Adolf Augusto Pencenrio (NAZI/SP 19-Sep-20 10:45 PM
@SatiristicWretch I still have no visual?
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SatiristicWretch 19-Sep-20 11:07 PM
(as I said no)
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Adolf Augusto Pencenrio (NAZI/SP 19-Sep-20 11:27 PM
Ok then
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Dieselkeough 20-Sep-20 09:58 AM
Doctor Marina bleu continues her campaign by visiting a local hospital
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Dieselkeough 22-Sep-20 08:48 PM
Madame Bleu, stuts highly along the floors of the senate, her new seat with a wry smile. "ah, of course, nobody but me could EVER get such a seat so elegantly. at least now, i can commute with perhaps some civility," she said with a huff, bouncing her hair a little. "i do wonder if any of the other newly appointed senators have arrived." she stated with anod.
"of course once they see my simply GRAND entrance they will have no choice but to be utterly entranced!"
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Sen.⬜⬛🔳🔲(CLEMENTS2022!) 22-Sep-20 08:49 PM
"Yeah yeah, remember to have fun on your first day troll"
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Dieselkeough 22-Sep-20 08:50 PM
"And what ever is that supposed to mean?!" she spun around with a huff. "Are you to imply that i would be overwhemed? nonesense! i am perfectly capable of being the MOST qualified senators out there!"
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Sen.⬜⬛🔳🔲(CLEMENTS2022!) 22-Sep-20 08:51 PM
"No, I was making fun of you for thinking people will care how """grand""" your entrance is"
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Sen. Mihiwihi 22-Sep-20 08:51 PM
Mihiwihi be coming in running. He's trying to burn calories
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Sen.⬜⬛🔳🔲(CLEMENTS2022!) 22-Sep-20 08:52 PM
"Being a senator isn't a fun job"
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Dieselkeough 22-Sep-20 08:52 PM
she guffawed. "REALLY?" why, i will simply HAVE to show you. I will always be the best at it! no matter how "fun" it is, it a formal duty that i must take part in! a duty that my country needs of me!"
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Sen. Mihiwihi 22-Sep-20 08:52 PM
The paranoia of Sun Rocs and being abducted is shown on his face as he has some gray hair and some wrinkles
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Dieselkeough 22-Sep-20 08:52 PM
"and i will show you the MOST devine AND spectacular entrance EVER!"
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cbass 22-Sep-20 08:53 PM
"Because the entrance is what matters..."
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Dieselkeough 22-Sep-20 08:53 PM
"Of course! the best entrance is KEY!"
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Sen.⬜⬛🔳🔲(CLEMENTS2022!) 22-Sep-20 08:53 PM
"Do you really not understand what it takes to be a senator, I was kidnapped and LOST A FINGER"
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Sen. Mihiwihi 22-Sep-20 08:54 PM
Mihiwihi b listening to the conversatio and trips both senators, He then emits an evil laugh
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Sen.⬜⬛🔳🔲(CLEMENTS2022!) 22-Sep-20 08:54 PM
"Entrances don't matter, and caring about flashyness over policy is dangerous"
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Dieselkeough 22-Sep-20 08:56 PM
"indeed! which is why YOU arent simply good enough!"
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cbass 22-Sep-20 08:56 PM
"He lost a finger."
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Dieselkeough 22-Sep-20 08:56 PM
"I am CLEARLY better, see? not a SINGLE kidnapping!"
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cbass 22-Sep-20 08:56 PM
"You just got here. Give it time."
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Sen.⬜⬛🔳🔲(CLEMENTS2022!) 22-Sep-20 08:58 PM
"Being kidnapped is a sign of being well known and having enemies, and you only have enemies if you pick a side and do what you believe"
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cbass 22-Sep-20 08:59 PM
"Are you a centrist? I hope you haven't come here as a centrist."
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Amaaroc 22-Sep-20 08:59 PM
(When u wanna join but u feel like santana or any other character up your sleeve is wildly unfit for this conversation)
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Dieselkeough 22-Sep-20 08:59 PM
"Centrist?" she guffawed. "what do you take me for? an utter buffoon?"
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Sen.⬜⬛🔳🔲(CLEMENTS2022!) 22-Sep-20 08:59 PM
"Unlike some senators that would just choose what the population wants at that specific time"
"I take you for a libertarian"
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cbass 22-Sep-20 09:00 PM
(When u wanna join but u feel like santana or any other character up your sleeve is wildly unfit for this conversation)
@Amaaroc (but the vents!!!)
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Dieselkeough 22-Sep-20 09:00 PM
"Libertarian, DARLING please listen to yourself! clearly, i will do so much better!"
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character-confusion 22-Sep-20 09:00 PM
(When u wanna join but u feel like santana or any other character up your sleeve is wildly unfit for this conversation)
@Amaaroc (then have more characters. i say that for a reason)
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Sen.⬜⬛🔳🔲(CLEMENTS2022!) 22-Sep-20 09:01 PM
"So wait what do you believe in? Wanting a weak military and hoping Patrium won't get obliterated?"
"Seems lib to me"
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cbass 22-Sep-20 09:01 PM
(have santana put their entrance to shame, drop from the ceiling)
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Amaaroc 22-Sep-20 09:01 PM
(I would but I don’t have vibes for any new characters)
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cbass 22-Sep-20 09:01 PM
"We need a massive military, air focused, to remind the world who we are."
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Dieselkeough 22-Sep-20 09:02 PM
"lib HAH! after we make all other nations fall to our beleifs, there will be no NEED for a military!"
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cbass 22-Sep-20 09:02 PM
"Pathetic."
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Sen.⬜⬛🔳🔲(CLEMENTS2022!) 22-Sep-20 09:02 PM
"We need all the military we can get, conquest FOR PATRIUM"
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Dieselkeough 22-Sep-20 09:02 PM
"of course! the airforce is the most important part of the military! as well as nuclear warheads!"
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Sen.⬜⬛🔳🔲(CLEMENTS2022!) 22-Sep-20 09:03 PM
"Become a world power in technology after taking over the island, and when we are advanced enough, we take over the planet in one foul swoop"
"Patrium forever!"
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cbass 22-Sep-20 09:04 PM
"At least we all agree a massive military should be created quickly...I have an idea brewing..."
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Amaaroc 22-Sep-20 09:04 PM
santana drops from the fucking ceiling vent and sticks his landing with a roll. “damn, another pompous cunt coming in thinking he owns the place?”
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Dieselkeough 22-Sep-20 09:04 PM
"war will only cause destruction! do you not care for those of other nations?
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cbass 22-Sep-20 09:04 PM
"Yessir, and how are you Santana?"
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Sen.⬜⬛🔳🔲(CLEMENTS2022!) 22-Sep-20 09:04 PM
"WHY ARE YOU ALWAYS UP THERE"
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Dieselkeough 22-Sep-20 09:04 PM
"Ah! now THAT is the kind of entrance i should try to lead!" she said with a nod toward santana
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cbass 22-Sep-20 09:04 PM
"Don't think about it too much"
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Sen.⬜⬛🔳🔲(CLEMENTS2022!) 22-Sep-20 09:05 PM
"war will only cause destruction! do you not care for those of other nations?
@Dieselkeough "You mean enemies?"
(edited)
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cbass 22-Sep-20 09:05 PM
"The people can be pacified, the cities rebuilt"
"There is no loss"
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Dieselkeough 22-Sep-20 09:05 PM
"Hello darling, i am Doctor Marina Bleu! delighted to make your aquaintence."
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cbass 22-Sep-20 09:05 PM
(transatlantic accent?)
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Dieselkeough 22-Sep-20 09:05 PM
"so bloodthirsty! you both remind me of barbarians!"
//somewhat french too
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Sen.⬜⬛🔳🔲(CLEMENTS2022!) 22-Sep-20 09:06 PM
"There are two types of people, Patrians and not Patrians"
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cbass 22-Sep-20 09:06 PM
(i cant figure out what that sounds like. hurts my head)
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Amaaroc 22-Sep-20 09:06 PM
“I think a part of me wished they killed Sigils on tape instead of cutting his finger but otherwise I’m good. Nice to meet you, uh.... Bleu. I’m Santana, former Thuzi spy, then double agent, then a kid that rummages around the vents”
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Sen. Empharius 22-Sep-20 09:06 PM
“Honestly, I’m with you”
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Sen.⬜⬛🔳🔲(CLEMENTS2022!) 22-Sep-20 09:06 PM
"I only care about the former, and in a war more land becomes Patrium, and more people become Patrians"
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cbass 22-Sep-20 09:07 PM
"Well, you all enjoy your evening everyone. Santana, don't spy on the defense meetings. Good day," Beifong says with a bow, then turning to leave
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Dieselkeough 22-Sep-20 09:07 PM
"the vents? oh goodness! you ahve cleaned up since then, yes?"
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Sen. Empharius 22-Sep-20 09:07 PM
“The plus of them being alive though is that we can execute them for their illegal torture centers”
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Amaaroc 22-Sep-20 09:07 PM
“I consider that an invitation”
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Dieselkeough 22-Sep-20 09:07 PM
"torture? oh goodness! how horrid. we ought to end that immediately!"
"no person ought to be subjected to torture ever!"
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Sen.⬜⬛🔳🔲(CLEMENTS2022!) 22-Sep-20 09:09 PM
"There was no war, the PAR has always been Patrian"
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Amaaroc 22-Sep-20 09:09 PM
“He and his... disgusting party that should never have been allowed to exist in the first place... ended up with, ah— how to put it...? Thinking that mistreatment and torture of people like me was a good idea.”
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Dieselkeough 22-Sep-20 09:10 PM
"Of COURSE! i do feel for you my dear. and frankly violence ought to never exist at all!"
"not on anyone!"
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Sen.⬜⬛🔳🔲(CLEMENTS2022!) 22-Sep-20 09:10 PM
"Violence is justified if it is the state doing it"
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Amaaroc 22-Sep-20 09:11 PM
“I’d make a few exceptions,’ Santana scowled at Sigils.
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Sen.⬜⬛🔳🔲(CLEMENTS2022!) 22-Sep-20 09:11 PM
(Who?)
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Dieselkeough 22-Sep-20 09:11 PM
"We need a strong oligarchy to prevent the atrocities of these senators from happening ever again!"
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Sen. Empharius 22-Sep-20 09:11 PM
“Oh fuck off”
“Communism is the only way to stop this kind of madness”
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Sen.⬜⬛🔳🔲(CLEMENTS2022!) 22-Sep-20 09:12 PM
"We need a totalitarian technocracy, and eventually AI running this country"
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Dieselkeough 22-Sep-20 09:12 PM
"technocracy! ecellent!
"though chosen by the wisest to lead!"
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Sen.⬜⬛🔳🔲(CLEMENTS2022!) 22-Sep-20 09:12 PM
"Have you ever read the theory book 1984?"
"There are a few problems but the system is pretty desirable"
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Amaaroc 22-Sep-20 09:13 PM
“Stuff it, you fuck-faced disgusting creature of a man.”
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Sen. Empharius 22-Sep-20 09:13 PM
“I’m with Santana”
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Dieselkeough 22-Sep-20 09:13 PM
"If you supported torture it is utterly garbage of you!
"and you ought to be punished accordingly!"
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Sen. Empharius 22-Sep-20 09:14 PM
“I say we shoot him”
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Sen.⬜⬛🔳🔲(CLEMENTS2022!) 22-Sep-20 09:14 PM
"I say we shoot you"
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Amaaroc 22-Sep-20 09:14 PM
“I’d love to but I don’t think I’m allowed.
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Dieselkeough 22-Sep-20 09:15 PM
"let us not shoot anyone!"
"let us rehabilitate him to be better!"
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Sen.⬜⬛🔳🔲(CLEMENTS2022!) 22-Sep-20 09:15 PM
"Yeah, re educate to be better"
(troll)
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Amaaroc 22-Sep-20 09:15 PM
“This man’s beyond repair.”
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Dieselkeough 22-Sep-20 09:15 PM
it will be rahabilitative, not re education!"
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Sen.⬜⬛🔳🔲(CLEMENTS2022!) 22-Sep-20 09:15 PM
"Same thing"
"You are all WAY too lib"
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Dieselkeough 22-Sep-20 09:16 PM
"and you are far too grotesque!"
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Sen. Empharius 22-Sep-20 09:16 PM
(I cannot wait until we execute this guy)
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Sen.⬜⬛🔳🔲(CLEMENTS2022!) 22-Sep-20 09:16 PM
"Haha funny name calling"
"So original and clever"
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Amaaroc 22-Sep-20 09:17 PM
Santana shouts out in frustration. He walks over, knees Sigils straight in the stomach, and promptly leaves.
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Sen.⬜⬛🔳🔲(CLEMENTS2022!) 22-Sep-20 09:17 PM
(Who is sigils?)
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Amaaroc 22-Sep-20 09:17 PM
(You)
(I’m not typing out your emotes)
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Sen.⬜⬛🔳🔲(CLEMENTS2022!) 22-Sep-20 09:17 PM
(But I am 🔣🔢🔢)
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Amaaroc 22-Sep-20 09:18 PM
(No)
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Sen.⬜⬛🔳🔲(CLEMENTS2022!) 22-Sep-20 09:18 PM
(Wait did you mean symbols?)
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Dieselkeough 22-Sep-20 09:18 PM
"goodness! you barbarians! have you no decency?"
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Sen.⬜⬛🔳🔲(CLEMENTS2022!) 22-Sep-20 09:18 PM
(LOOL)
"Ow"
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Amaaroc 22-Sep-20 09:18 PM
(Stop questioning it)
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Sen.⬜⬛🔳🔲(CLEMENTS2022!) 22-Sep-20 09:18 PM
(:No:)
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Dieselkeough 22-Sep-20 09:19 PM
"you utterly rude people! i will absolutely do FAR better than you at representing everyone!"
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Sen.⬜⬛🔳🔲(CLEMENTS2022!) 22-Sep-20 09:20 PM
"I represent my voters perfectly"
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Dieselkeough 22-Sep-20 09:20 PM
"you represent violence and the vileness of the earth!"
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cbass 22-Sep-20 09:20 PM
"as does our nation"
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Dieselkeough 22-Sep-20 09:20 PM
"nonsense!"
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cbass 22-Sep-20 09:21 PM
"the people are pigs, the government simply their feeder"
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Dieselkeough 22-Sep-20 09:21 PM
"We shall be the centerpeice of the earth that the world shall look at with awe!"
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cbass 22-Sep-20 09:21 PM
"you may argue to the contrary, yet look at the most recent poll"
"what is your takeaway?"
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Sen.⬜⬛🔳🔲(CLEMENTS2022!) 22-Sep-20 09:21 PM
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Sen. Empharius 22-Sep-20 09:21 PM
“Decency is for fools who are more interested in calm and peace then doing the right thing”
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Sen.⬜⬛🔳🔲(CLEMENTS2022!) 22-Sep-20 09:22 PM
(I represent my base perfectly)
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Dieselkeough 22-Sep-20 09:22 PM
I take that the people are misguided! and only an oligarchy can fix that misguided behavior!"
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Sen.⬜⬛🔳🔲(CLEMENTS2022!) 22-Sep-20 09:22 PM
"Decency is dumb"
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cbass 22-Sep-20 09:22 PM
"a western concept made to desecrate everyone else"
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Sen. Empharius 22-Sep-20 09:23 PM
“Democracy is the answer, not the problem”
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Sen.⬜⬛🔳🔲(CLEMENTS2022!) 22-Sep-20 09:23 PM
"Democracy but you Re educate dissenters"
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Dieselkeough 22-Sep-20 09:23 PM
"Democracy is futile as the misguided and corrupt take hold!
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cbass 22-Sep-20 09:23 PM
"democracy is too easily corruptible"
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Dieselkeough 22-Sep-20 09:23 PM
only the wisest ought to rule and watch over us!"
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cbass 22-Sep-20 09:23 PM
"only a step superior to an oligarchy"
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Dieselkeough 22-Sep-20 09:23 PM
//ngl this is kind of like platos republic esqu
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Sen.⬜⬛🔳🔲(CLEMENTS2022!) 22-Sep-20 09:23 PM
"True true"
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cbass 22-Sep-20 09:24 PM
(fuck democracy, all my homies hate democracy)
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Sen.⬜⬛🔳🔲(CLEMENTS2022!) 22-Sep-20 09:24 PM
"Technocracy is good"
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cbass 22-Sep-20 09:24 PM
"it has potential..."
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Sen.⬜⬛🔳🔲(CLEMENTS2022!) 22-Sep-20 09:24 PM
(I like democracy tho :()
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Sen. Empharius 22-Sep-20 09:24 PM
(Jack, why do you lead a communist party?)
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Dieselkeough 22-Sep-20 09:24 PM
and the morally oligarchs choose their heirs!
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Sen. Empharius 22-Sep-20 09:24 PM
(Your against th global revolution and democracy)
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cbass 22-Sep-20 09:24 PM
(not the global revolution, but your means of achieving it are shite)
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Dieselkeough 22-Sep-20 09:24 PM
//anarchists are agianst democracy too tbh
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cbass 22-Sep-20 09:25 PM
(and communism ≠ democracy)
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Sen.⬜⬛🔳🔲(CLEMENTS2022!) 22-Sep-20 09:25 PM
"No, only experts rule, chosen by standardized testing"
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cbass 22-Sep-20 09:25 PM
(im an ansynd)
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Dieselkeough 22-Sep-20 09:25 PM
"standardised testing, perhaps conducted by the oligarchs if they see fit
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cbass 22-Sep-20 09:25 PM
"oligarch schmoligarch"
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Sen. Empharius 22-Sep-20 09:25 PM
(Communism is the extension of democracy into the economic sphere)
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Dieselkeough 22-Sep-20 09:25 PM
"but the oligarchs choose their heirs, while the people choose which heir they want in the long term!"
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cbass 22-Sep-20 09:26 PM
(im an ansynd)
(i think an incredibly decentralized republic is the best route)
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character-confusion 22-Sep-20 09:26 PM
//anarchists are agianst democracy too tbh
@Dieselkeough ( mfw )
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cbass 22-Sep-20 09:27 PM
(nah they right)
(in true anarchy, one rules over themselves alone with no one holding power over them and them holding power over none)
(bdsm is authoritarian)
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Dieselkeough 22-Sep-20 09:28 PM
"We shall rise from our ashes from this war, and become the shining beacon as we were always meant to be!"
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Sen.⬜⬛🔳🔲(CLEMENTS2022!) 22-Sep-20 09:28 PM
Nobody chooses their heirs, there should be councils that when someone leaves the council, the smarter available expert in that specific field will be chosen automatically"
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character-confusion 22-Sep-20 09:28 PM
(mfw ancap conception of democracy)
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Sen.⬜⬛🔳🔲(CLEMENTS2022!) 22-Sep-20 09:28 PM
"No neo monarchism"
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cbass 22-Sep-20 09:29 PM
"yeah can we talk about the 1780 mentality theyre rocking?"
"next they'll start talking about the divine right of kings"
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Sen.⬜⬛🔳🔲(CLEMENTS2022!) 22-Sep-20 09:29 PM
"I stopped paying attention at divine"
yes 3
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Dieselkeough 22-Sep-20 09:30 PM
"oligarchy ensures that the wisest stay in power! and that corrupt people, though they may be "smart" will never see the throne!"
"and yes, it IS divine right! god put us here on patrium to show the world what society ought to look like! what to be!"
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Sen.⬜⬛🔳🔲(CLEMENTS2022!) 22-Sep-20 09:31 PM
"People choosing their successors just BREEDS corruption"
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Dieselkeough 22-Sep-20 09:31 PM
"not if they are morally just people from the get go!"
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cbass 22-Sep-20 09:31 PM
"god is dead."
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Sen.⬜⬛🔳🔲(CLEMENTS2022!) 22-Sep-20 09:31 PM
"People will just choose who they personally like"
"All it takes is one slip up for many generations of corrupt leaders"
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Dieselkeough 22-Sep-20 09:33 PM
"And that is why just in case, there are others in the oligarchy to ensure that wont happen! in addition, the oligarchs merely choose canidates, which the people then choose from!"
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character-confusion 22-Sep-20 09:34 PM
(Did you mean: liberal democracy?)
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Dieselkeough 22-Sep-20 09:34 PM
//based charachter
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Sen.⬜⬛🔳🔲(CLEMENTS2022!) 22-Sep-20 09:34 PM
"What if they only have one candidate?"
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Dieselkeough 22-Sep-20 09:34 PM
"That shall not happen! there will be multiple!"
"If one is chosen, the senate then can make the decision to nominate a canidate!"
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Sen.⬜⬛🔳🔲(CLEMENTS2022!) 22-Sep-20 09:35 PM
"What if the oligarchs just say no"
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Dieselkeough 22-Sep-20 09:35 PM
"if they say no, the senate still has that power in the system to override in that case!"
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cbass 22-Sep-20 09:35 PM
"then why do they exist"
"if the choices of the oligarchs can be overridden at the whim of the senate, what is their purpose"
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Sen.⬜⬛🔳🔲(CLEMENTS2022!) 22-Sep-20 09:36 PM
"^"
PepeLaugh 3
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Dieselkeough 22-Sep-20 09:36 PM
"not at any time mind you"
"this is a special case."
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Sen.⬜⬛🔳🔲(CLEMENTS2022!) 22-Sep-20 09:36 PM
"What if the oligarchs just unanimously vote that the senate shouldn't exist?"
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Dieselkeough 22-Sep-20 09:37 PM
"the senate controls the military."
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Sen.⬜⬛🔳🔲(CLEMENTS2022!) 22-Sep-20 09:37 PM
"So then the senate could just coup the oligarchs?"
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character-confusion 22-Sep-20 09:38 PM
(Actually the senate has little to no control over the military in Patrium. But idk if you’re talking in hypotheticals.)
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Dieselkeough 22-Sep-20 09:38 PM
"not exactly, the oligarchs also control the royal guard."
//hypotheticals
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character-confusion 22-Sep-20 09:38 PM
(Ah)
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Dieselkeough 22-Sep-20 09:38 PM
"as well as the airforce."
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Sen.⬜⬛🔳🔲(CLEMENTS2022!) 22-Sep-20 09:38 PM
"Then it just goes to whoever has more firepower"
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character-confusion 22-Sep-20 09:38 PM
(Well this is getting wacky quick. Keep at it 👍 )
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Dieselkeough 22-Sep-20 09:38 PM
"not really, as it is ikn everyones best interest to retain the peace."
"the oligarchs and senate together work in harmony to retain peace."
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Sen.⬜⬛🔳🔲(CLEMENTS2022!) 22-Sep-20 09:39 PM
"It's in everyone's best interest to try to get more power"
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Dieselkeough 22-Sep-20 09:39 PM
"that is simply a state of mind that simply isnt true."
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Sen.⬜⬛🔳🔲(CLEMENTS2022!) 22-Sep-20 09:39 PM
"You REALLY don't understand how the world works, don't you"
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Dieselkeough 22-Sep-20 09:39 PM
"people want to best for one another, no matter the circumstance."
"of course i do. you are just so blinded by hate, you simply cannot see it!"
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Sen.⬜⬛🔳🔲(CLEMENTS2022!) 22-Sep-20 09:40 PM
"People look out for themselves"
"Not each other"
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Dieselkeough 22-Sep-20 09:40 PM
"people look out for their fellow man."
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cbass 22-Sep-20 09:40 PM
"HHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHA"
"oh shit"
"dude i didn't know you were a comedian"
"oh jesus"
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Dieselkeough 22-Sep-20 09:41 PM
"to whom is that insult directed?"
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cbass 22-Sep-20 09:41 PM
"you"
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Sen.⬜⬛🔳🔲(CLEMENTS2022!) 22-Sep-20 09:41 PM
"It wasn't THAT funny"
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cbass 22-Sep-20 09:41 PM
"well of course not, it was ironic laughter because society shapes man into a greedy, selfish rat of a creature"
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Dieselkeough 22-Sep-20 09:41 PM
"HMMPH!" well i will show you how utterly FOOLISH you both are once the grand society begins!"
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cbass 22-Sep-20 09:42 PM
"and the notion that man will look out for one another is ridiculous with that in mind"
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Dieselkeough 22-Sep-20 09:42 PM
she spun around with a huff, hitting senator sigil with her fur neck warmer.
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cbass 22-Sep-20 09:43 PM
"jackass" beifong mutters (edited)
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Sen.⬜⬛🔳🔲(CLEMENTS2022!) 22-Sep-20 09:43 PM
(My name isn't sigil)
(Why do I keep getting called that)
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Sen. Empharius 22-Sep-20 09:43 PM
“If you start thar, and succeed, I will shoot you” (edited)
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Dieselkeough 22-Sep-20 09:43 PM
((im not gonna put those emojis out there
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Sen.⬜⬛🔳🔲(CLEMENTS2022!) 22-Sep-20 09:43 PM
(Just say senator symbols)
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Sen. Empharius 22-Sep-20 09:43 PM
“I’m the interests of the revolution”
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Sen.⬜⬛🔳🔲(CLEMENTS2022!) 22-Sep-20 09:43 PM
(Or senator emojis)
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Sen. Empharius 22-Sep-20 09:43 PM
(I call him numbers)
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cbass 22-Sep-20 09:43 PM
(emoji man is better)
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Sen.⬜⬛🔳🔲(CLEMENTS2022!) 22-Sep-20 09:44 PM
(Or abcd)
(Or 1234)
"She is WAY too sheltered, how did she even get elected?"
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cbass 22-Sep-20 09:48 PM
"i have no idea"
"money?"
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Sen. Mihiwihi 22-Sep-20 09:52 PM
"I think I know why we r all senators, its because we ask"
"Which is stupid, we should be voted in"
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someguyinshorts 22-Sep-20 09:52 PM
“Hey, someone had to fill the void of batshit crazy when LOGIC sank” (edited)
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Sen. Mihiwihi 22-Sep-20 09:53 PM
"Ur still strohs, the detective?"
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Dieselkeough 22-Sep-20 09:53 PM
she seemed to have been elected from one of the newly incorporated thuzi lands from Ciudad Brabante. with the old system no longer in place, it seemed that her, and her group managed to gain a ton of support in that region. still hyper religious, and still hyper in wanting a large government, though with social values.
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someguyinshorts 22-Sep-20 09:54 PM
“I’m still me, yeah what? I’m just on brake”
(Actually I just never changed it or someone changed it back lel)
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Sen. Mihiwihi 22-Sep-20 09:54 PM
(lol)
"Ur a senator, we r all senators, but wht makes us differnet is that we r corrupt as hell."
"But I ain't"
"I love the ppl"
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someguyinshorts 22-Sep-20 09:55 PM
“Yeah, and maybe they’d love you back if you pronounciated your words correctly”
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cbass 22-Sep-20 09:57 PM
"like ultra with his grammar"
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Sen. Mihiwihi 22-Sep-20 09:57 PM
"For god's sake shorts, read them as they are, they have nothing to do with pronunciation."
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Dieselkeough 22-Sep-20 09:57 PM
"read what? i thought we were speaking."
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cbass 22-Sep-20 09:57 PM
"dipshit"
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Sen. Mihiwihi 22-Sep-20 09:58 PM
(im too caught up in the real world)
(lmfao)
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someguyinshorts 22-Sep-20 09:59 PM
“Do I lol, like shorts? I’m the guy who helped rescue shorts, I’m just here on break, might as well check up on old partners”
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character-confusion 22-Sep-20 09:59 PM
(you probably have to give up the investigator character now that the event is over)
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cbass 22-Sep-20 09:59 PM
"how've you been, officer?"
(closing rp)
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Amaaroc 22-Sep-20 09:59 PM
(Congrats, shorts, now you have 2 characters living in the Patrium world)
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character-confusion 22-Sep-20 09:59 PM
(...)
(we did say no more duplicate characters)
(cause of like the military council and all, how shitty that went. it's been a rule all reason)
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Amaaroc 22-Sep-20 10:00 PM
(Well it’s your fault for lettin them make new characters in the mean time) (Should we just absorb them and make them NPCs) (edited)
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character-confusion 22-Sep-20 10:00 PM
( it was for the investigation, they were sad boohoo )
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cbass 22-Sep-20 10:01 PM
(npcs) (edited)
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Amaaroc 22-Sep-20 10:01 PM
(Yeah I get it)
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Sen.⬜⬛🔳🔲(CLEMENTS2022!) 22-Sep-20 10:02 PM
Desab: Strohs, hurry up, we are leaving
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someguyinshorts 22-Sep-20 10:09 PM
“I’m going I’m going”
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Sen. Mihiwihi 23-Sep-20 03:39 PM
Mihiwihi suddenly feels a strong urge of going to the restroom so he goes into the restroom.
While in there, he starts to think of getting a pet
"A sun Roc would be nice"
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Sen.⬜⬛🔳🔲(CLEMENTS2022!) 23-Sep-20 04:37 PM
a sun roc enters the bathroom and uses the urinal RIGHT NEXT to the one @Sen. Mihiwihi is using
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Sen. Mihiwihi 23-Sep-20 05:13 PM
"Oh nice, a sun roc with out having to pay money!"
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cbass 23-Sep-20 06:02 PM
the sun roc turns and pisses on mihi while other can be heard outside laughing
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Sen. Mihiwihi 23-Sep-20 06:12 PM
(bruh)
It then stops pissing on Mihiwihi, goes to Senator Jack Beifong outside and shits and pisses on him. The crowd laughs even harder (edited)
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cbass 23-Sep-20 06:14 PM
Beifong, a member of the crowd is heard laughing louder than anyone else, because that's a cutout
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Sen. Mihiwihi 23-Sep-20 06:14 PM
(this rp makes no sense. why would you put a cut out of urself in the middle of a building?) (edited)
It then holds its shit and goes to the real Jack Beifong, trips him, and continues shitting and pissing on him.
The crowd noticing his obnoxious laugh before, roars with laughter at Jack Beifong.
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cbass 23-Sep-20 06:17 PM
(i don't fuckin know, im just bored and tired and thought it sounded funny in my head)
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Sen. Mihiwihi 23-Sep-20 06:17 PM
(based)
The Sun Roc, completing its business on pissing on random people, flies out of the building. Both get showers and are clean again.
Mihiwihi rethinks his idea on getting a pet Sun Roc
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Adolf Augusto Pencenrio (NAZI/SP 23-Sep-20 07:55 PM
(Makes no sense but who cares)
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Amaaroc 24-Sep-20 08:47 PM
(Birds don’t even pee)
(I’m so disappointed in y’all)
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cbass 24-Sep-20 08:47 PM
(shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh <3)
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Jeb 24-Sep-20 09:04 PM
(Birds don’t even pee)
@Amaaroc (tell that to the pigeon who pissed on me and my friend in 4th grade)
(edited)
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Amaaroc 24-Sep-20 09:05 PM
(Thst wasnt piss)
(That was bad diarrea and that means the bird probably died shortly after)
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Jeb 24-Sep-20 09:05 PM
(untroll)
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Dieselkeough 24-Sep-20 09:14 PM
"A conchologist, i research the unique shells and their properties."
"did you know, that Patrium, of all the countries on earth, has the most scientifically diverse shells? as well as shells that hold unique properites!"
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cbass 24-Sep-20 09:15 PM
"I'm intrigued at the notion that there's an entire field dedicated to shells alone"
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Sen.⬜⬛🔳🔲(CLEMENTS2022!) 24-Sep-20 09:15 PM
"I'm listening..."
"So how can we weaponize them?"
(entj)
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Dieselkeough 24-Sep-20 09:16 PM
"Of course! there are shells that hold, well what can only be descrived as "magical" abilities!"
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cbass 24-Sep-20 09:16 PM
"Numbers..."
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Dieselkeough 24-Sep-20 09:16 PM
"weaponising the ocean? why would you want that?"
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cbass 24-Sep-20 09:16 PM
"You are stepping dangerously close to intolerable, my friend"
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Sen.⬜⬛🔳🔲(CLEMENTS2022!) 24-Sep-20 09:16 PM
"To gain an advantage against the other nations"
(Honestly I'm just having fun lol)
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cbass 24-Sep-20 09:17 PM
(and its fucking annoying)
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Sen.⬜⬛🔳🔲(CLEMENTS2022!) 24-Sep-20 09:18 PM
(How? Wanting to weaponize shells is perfectly in character for TPO)
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cbass 24-Sep-20 09:18 PM
(yeah but we're trying to have a functional conversation)
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Dieselkeough 24-Sep-20 09:18 PM
she sighs irritably. "Such as the metetitocis clamadaye! that shell has a property, at least according to local legend, to somehow swap dreams with two individuals next to one another"
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Sen. James Durham 24-Sep-20 09:18 PM
"Shells? What if we could assassinate somebody with them?"
(like the cia and castro)
(lul)
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Sen.⬜⬛🔳🔲(CLEMENTS2022!) 24-Sep-20 09:18 PM
"Jumble gets it!" (edited)
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Dieselkeough 24-Sep-20 09:18 PM
"and rem patterns have shown to changes with two individuals sleeping with one another versus them sleeping apart"
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cbass 24-Sep-20 09:19 PM
"Well doc...that's interesting, to say the least. Imagine what we could do with that!"
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Dieselkeough 24-Sep-20 09:19 PM
"but our ability to perceive dreams isnt quite there yet."
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cbass 24-Sep-20 09:19 PM
"One could learn in their sleep, theoretically"
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Sen.⬜⬛🔳🔲(CLEMENTS2022!) 24-Sep-20 09:19 PM
"Traumatize enemy world leaders?"
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cbass 24-Sep-20 09:19 PM
(dude, shut the fuck up)
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Sen.⬜⬛🔳🔲(CLEMENTS2022!) 24-Sep-20 09:19 PM
(no) (edited)
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Dieselkeough 24-Sep-20 09:20 PM
"theoretically of course! it could also be used to reform criminals! in addition, some shells, such as electrae skellae, have the ability to produce some sort of unknown energy!
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Sen.⬜⬛🔳🔲(CLEMENTS2022!) 24-Sep-20 09:21 PM
"We could have our enemies swap dreams to war veterans with PTSD"
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Sen. Empharius 24-Sep-20 09:21 PM
(The shell based laser gun)
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cbass 24-Sep-20 09:21 PM
"Incredible!" beifong says, astonished, while glaring at numbers
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Dieselkeough 24-Sep-20 09:21 PM
though of course, what it is, and how it can be used is currently known, i have a theory that it is direct mechanical energy"
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cbass 24-Sep-20 09:21 PM
"If only we had room in the budget for this...the technology could advance so far so fast"
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Dieselkeough 24-Sep-20 09:21 PM
"if we were able to reproduce these shells, we could, if we were able to harness this energy, produce a clean source of energy
though non-renewable, unless we were able to replicate these shells."
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Sen. Empharius 24-Sep-20 09:22 PM
(Are magic shells canon?)
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someguyinshorts 24-Sep-20 09:22 PM
“Numbers here has a point, maybe we shouldn’t wweaponiss them but if you don’t developed such... potential in any Fiedler it is but natural waste” shorts says as he strides in swaggerly
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cbass 24-Sep-20 09:22 PM
"Shorts, are you...sober?"
"that speech was a little slurred there, bud"
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Dieselkeough 24-Sep-20 09:22 PM
.... so this is the shorts individual?" (edited)
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cbass 24-Sep-20 09:22 PM
"yes..."
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someguyinshorts 24-Sep-20 09:22 PM
“As can be, proper pronunciation always my guy”
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cbass 24-Sep-20 09:23 PM
"You haven't said anything properly since you got here."
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Dieselkeough 24-Sep-20 09:23 PM
"hm..." she started with thought.
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cbass 24-Sep-20 09:23 PM
"I've been trying to make you sound like you deserve the two billion, but you're making it hard"
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character-confusion 24-Sep-20 09:24 PM
(hello, friendly reminder of no sci-fi)
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Amaaroc 24-Sep-20 09:24 PM
(Shorts not again)
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character-confusion 24-Sep-20 09:24 PM
(magic shells count)
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cbass 24-Sep-20 09:24 PM
(boring)
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someguyinshorts 24-Sep-20 09:24 PM
“Yes I have, I’m doing it right now!” snorts said in an slightly annoyed but trying to hide it, you know what I mean, manner
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Dieselkeough 24-Sep-20 09:24 PM
//boring
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character-confusion 24-Sep-20 09:24 PM
(but marina is crazy so that's fine)
(cope)
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Amaaroc 24-Sep-20 09:24 PM
(Lmao)
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cbass 24-Sep-20 09:24 PM
"Say, doc, I've got a question for you"
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Dieselkeough 24-Sep-20 09:24 PM
//of course, she did specify, local legend
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character-confusion 24-Sep-20 09:24 PM
(cool, cool)
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someguyinshorts 24-Sep-20 09:24 PM
(I’ll be real with you, my English ain’t fucked ic, it’s an ooc problem)
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cbass 24-Sep-20 09:24 PM
(ah)
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Dieselkeough 24-Sep-20 09:25 PM
"of course!"
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cbass 24-Sep-20 09:25 PM
"May I call you Marina? I feel it allows us to grow our political relationship, and potentially work together in the future"
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Amaaroc 24-Sep-20 09:25 PM
(Political relationship huh)
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Dieselkeough 24-Sep-20 09:26 PM
"hm." she started. "perhaps." she started with a nod.
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cbass 24-Sep-20 09:26 PM
"You, of course, are perfectly free to decline"
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Sen. Empharius 24-Sep-20 09:27 PM
(I’ll be honest, I just use everyone’s first name as default)
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Dieselkeough 24-Sep-20 09:27 PM
she nodded, buying a bottle of McCurtney Elixr
"you are fine to do so. i just do not want random people to start calling me "Marina" or "bleu" i am "DOCTOR MARINA BLEU" not some not-doctor."
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Sen.⬜⬛🔳🔲(CLEMENTS2022!) 24-Sep-20 09:29 PM
"Ok, marina"
(troll)
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Dieselkeough 24-Sep-20 09:29 PM
she shot daggers at numbers.
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cbass 24-Sep-20 09:29 PM
"Of course, you've worked for the title and should receive the respect that comes with"
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someguyinshorts 24-Sep-20 09:29 PM
“Well, don’t mind me asking, but did you do anything to earn the full title?”
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cbass 24-Sep-20 09:30 PM
"Bold accusation, shorts"
"We're here to make friends, not enemies"
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someguyinshorts 24-Sep-20 09:30 PM
“Hey, I genuinely don’t know, what’s the big deal here?”
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Dieselkeough 24-Sep-20 09:30 PM
"I did. i went to the university of thuziland and got my doctorate in conchology, and began teaching marine biology at the ciudad brabante college." (edited)
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cbass 24-Sep-20 09:31 PM
"It sounds to me like you're claiming she didn't work for it."
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someguyinshorts 24-Sep-20 09:32 PM
“I didn’t claim shit, your the one that’s been accusing me. As soon as I got here you called me a drunk, and when I didn’t have the context of previous works you say I’m being accusatory.”
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Sen.⬜⬛🔳🔲(CLEMENTS2022!) 24-Sep-20 09:32 PM
"Have there even been peer reviewed papers about these so called "magic" shells?"
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cbass 24-Sep-20 09:32 PM
(the mods already retconned it, dipshit)
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Dieselkeough 24-Sep-20 09:33 PM
"the REM studies i have mentioned, but we dont have the most accurate research into dreams quite yet."
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Sen.⬜⬛🔳🔲(CLEMENTS2022!) 24-Sep-20 09:33 PM
"I'm going to have to look into these shells"
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Dieselkeough 24-Sep-20 09:34 PM
"Dreams in general are quite... finicky to study."
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cbass 24-Sep-20 09:34 PM
"You all are the bane of my existence..."
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someguyinshorts 24-Sep-20 09:34 PM
“As to the doctor, sorry for the rudeness of the question from earlier if it came off as accusatory. Say, what brought you into politics?”
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character-confusion 24-Sep-20 09:36 PM
(the mods already retconned it, dipshit)
@cbass (you don't have to retcon what she said, just actual existant magic)
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cbass 24-Sep-20 09:37 PM
(i thought i said that like 20 minutes ago and looked at the time and its been like 5 minutes)
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Sen.⬜⬛🔳🔲(CLEMENTS2022!) 24-Sep-20 09:37 PM
(So dream altering shells COULD be real?)
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Dieselkeough 24-Sep-20 09:37 PM
"Well, the thing is, other parties in thuziland arent propmoted due to the one party system they have there. i already helped lead the PADRE party in ciudad brabante before the war, but it never could make any headway. after patrium invaded, the many parties of patrium, allowed PADRE to get massive success politically speaking as people felt they had a chance of winning, as well as the fact that many thuzis want patrium to stop their violence, at least where i am." (edited)
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character-confusion 24-Sep-20 09:37 PM
(So dream altering shells COULD be real?)
@Sen.⬜⬛🔳🔲(CLEMENTS2022!) (no. but she can think that)
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cbass 24-Sep-20 09:37 PM
"I enjoyed the alliteration"
"'parties of patrium allowed padre to get massive success politically peaking people'"
"you come up with that just now?"
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Dieselkeough 24-Sep-20 09:39 PM
"huh?"
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someguyinshorts 24-Sep-20 09:39 PM
“Ahh, your a Thuzi-Patri. Say, what do you think of the current way things are being run in the PAR?”
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Dieselkeough 24-Sep-20 09:40 PM
"they are horrid. Thuzis ought to be considered as patrians, and the propaganda you put out is just horrid."
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cbass 24-Sep-20 09:40 PM
"A fun little interview from your friendly neighborhood provisional overseer"
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Dieselkeough 24-Sep-20 09:40 PM
"We are people too. and we ought to be treated just like patrians!"
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cbass 24-Sep-20 09:40 PM
"Hm, get ready for a fight"
"That's a bold claim here"
"It's a shame"
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Amaaroc 24-Sep-20 09:40 PM
(This is so sad I want to join but I know it’d be dumb to throw santana everhywhere and this is juicy on its own)
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Sen. James Durham 24-Sep-20 09:41 PM
"yes but would you say the same about other peoples previously conquered by a nation? The process must be gradual"
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Dieselkeough 24-Sep-20 09:41 PM
"No, it shouldnt. it should be immediate."
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someguyinshorts 24-Sep-20 09:41 PM
“You are now! Don’t act like I don’t just fix shit, I was here to finish up the paperwork on the massive reforms you heard in the papers if you didn’t know”
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Sen.⬜⬛🔳🔲(CLEMENTS2022!) 24-Sep-20 09:41 PM
( @Lukas Von Becker @Emma’s catboy be racist against the Thuzi, I want to see that interaction lol)
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cbass 24-Sep-20 09:41 PM
beifong leans back, calling for a bowl of popcorn
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Sen.⬜⬛🔳🔲(CLEMENTS2022!) 24-Sep-20 09:41 PM
(Solarist vs thuzis)
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Sen. James Durham 24-Sep-20 09:41 PM
"I fully support the region of PAR and their self-determination as a memeber of the CFP, but we cannot allow them to just have their way instantly"
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Dieselkeough 24-Sep-20 09:42 PM
"we should. we are people just like you are. it does not matter what previous label we once had." she sighed. "Can we NOT talk about all this political stuff?"
mfw 2
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Sen. Empharius 24-Sep-20 09:43 PM
“Immediate integration is the only way to solve the issues”
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Sen. James Durham 24-Sep-20 09:43 PM
"What do you think of the Patrian football team?"
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someguyinshorts 24-Sep-20 09:43 PM
“If it suits the purpose of our meeting, then yes, we can stop.”
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Sen. Empharius 24-Sep-20 09:43 PM
“Mari, we are in the Senate cafe, what else would we talk about?”
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Sen.⬜⬛🔳🔲(CLEMENTS2022!) 24-Sep-20 09:43 PM
"Yeah, we also need to crack down on religious extremists, except MAYBE the God builders"
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Sen. Empharius 24-Sep-20 09:44 PM
(The god boulders do be based)
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cbass 24-Sep-20 09:44 PM
"This isn't a meeting...this is a frail attempt at companionship"
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Sen.⬜⬛🔳🔲(CLEMENTS2022!) 24-Sep-20 09:44 PM
(Yeah)
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Sen. Empharius 24-Sep-20 09:44 PM
( @pyromirp your party was mentioned, maybe you’ll become relevant eventually)
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someguyinshorts 24-Sep-20 09:44 PM
“Companionship attempt, meeting, sakes the same”
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Dieselkeough 24-Sep-20 09:45 PM
she shugged. "i was never into sports really." she said. " i will say they have a far better uniform than thuziland though."
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cbass 24-Sep-20 09:45 PM
"Aye, sports are quite boring"
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Dieselkeough 24-Sep-20 09:46 PM
... "do you know Mr.McCurtney?" she asked beifong.
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cbass 24-Sep-20 09:46 PM
"No," beifong says, shrugging
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Sen.⬜⬛🔳🔲(CLEMENTS2022!) 24-Sep-20 09:46 PM
"I have heard of him"
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Dieselkeough 24-Sep-20 09:47 PM
"really?" she asked senator numbers. "He is a good freind of mine. helped me get through college at thuzland when i was in it." (edited)
"We llost touch during the war, and i have found it rather hard to get ahold of him sadly."
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Sen.⬜⬛🔳🔲(CLEMENTS2022!) 24-Sep-20 09:48 PM
"Wait.... Did you just call it thuziland?" (edited)
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Sen. Empharius 24-Sep-20 09:48 PM
“That is its name”
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Dieselkeough 24-Sep-20 09:49 PM
"Yes, i am a thuzi."
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cbass 24-Sep-20 09:49 PM
"I don't think there's an 'i' in it, though I've seen it referred to both ways"
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Sen.⬜⬛🔳🔲(CLEMENTS2022!) 24-Sep-20 09:49 PM
(Its real name is Thuzland lol)
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Sen. Empharius 24-Sep-20 09:49 PM
“That’s one more vote to execute you numbers”
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cbass 24-Sep-20 09:49 PM
"So belligerent..."
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Dieselkeough 24-Sep-20 09:49 PM
"its more of a northern dialect to call it thuziland, the south says thuz."
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character-confusion 24-Sep-20 09:50 PM
(no)
(thuzland is correct)
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Dieselkeough 24-Sep-20 09:50 PM
"at least from what i know."
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Sen. Empharius 24-Sep-20 09:50 PM
“Mari, this guy ran an illegal torture facility for random Thuzi’s he kidnapped”
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character-confusion 24-Sep-20 09:50 PM
(thuziland is just a way to insult it senators do smh)
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Sen.⬜⬛🔳🔲(CLEMENTS2022!) 24-Sep-20 09:50 PM
(Thuziland is the name anti thuzis use for it)
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cbass 24-Sep-20 09:50 PM
"It's tiring trying to talk to you two without getting into politics"
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Dieselkeough 24-Sep-20 09:50 PM
...
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Sen. Empharius 24-Sep-20 09:50 PM
(I thought that that’s what it name was)
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Dieselkeough 24-Sep-20 09:50 PM
"can we please have a nice evening?"
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cbass 24-Sep-20 09:51 PM
"And ultra, I don't recall you getting permission to call her that..."
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Sen.⬜⬛🔳🔲(CLEMENTS2022!) 24-Sep-20 09:51 PM
"Impossible"
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Sen. Empharius 24-Sep-20 09:51 PM
“I use everyone’s first name”
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Sen.⬜⬛🔳🔲(CLEMENTS2022!) 24-Sep-20 09:51 PM
"Nice evenings are unprecedented"
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cbass 24-Sep-20 09:51 PM
"That's a problem with you and no one else"
"Why are you even still here?"
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Dieselkeough 24-Sep-20 09:52 PM
she sighed irritably. "I suppose i will head home then. My head hurts from all this bickering."
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Sen.⬜⬛🔳🔲(CLEMENTS2022!) 24-Sep-20 09:52 PM
"Because"
"I am everywhere and nowhere"
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cbass 24-Sep-20 09:52 PM
"Aye. Goodnight Marina." beifong says, getting up to leave
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Dieselkeough 24-Sep-20 09:53 PM
she gets up and begins to leave, strutting toward the exit with a huff.
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someguyinshorts 24-Sep-20 09:53 PM
shorts simply sits there in swaggered and complete silence. His plan to not talk about McCurtney worked
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Dieselkeough 24-Sep-20 09:54 PM
she stands outside, hailing for a taxi
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Sen.⬜⬛🔳🔲(CLEMENTS2022!) 24-Sep-20 09:55 PM
"Hey shorts, you remember him too, right?"
(troll)
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someguyinshorts 24-Sep-20 09:57 PM
“... ...huh?”
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Sen.⬜⬛🔳🔲(CLEMENTS2022!) 24-Sep-20 09:58 PM
"Yeah, when that one bill was passed"
"Pretty sure it was the Legoland one"
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someguyinshorts 24-Sep-20 09:59 PM
“I’ll be honest, I couldn’t give a fuck about that controversy, my main thing with him is that he became my most vocal critic, and I can’t shut him up cause he lives in the state under “asylum””
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Sen.⬜⬛🔳🔲(CLEMENTS2022!) 24-Sep-20 10:00 PM
"You could at least silence him in the PAR"
(Did you like how I called it the legoland bill?)
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someguyinshorts 24-Sep-20 10:02 PM
“I try but then I’d get lambasted everywhere else”
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Sen.⬜⬛🔳🔲(CLEMENTS2022!) 24-Sep-20 10:02 PM
(Was that sufficient funny?)
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someguyinshorts 24-Sep-20 10:03 PM
(I forgot the controversy entirely, I remember so little about it that I can’t even fine legoland part funi even if it was a main addition if I remember correct)
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Sen.⬜⬛🔳🔲(CLEMENTS2022!) 24-Sep-20 10:04 PM
(No, legoland was a VERY minor addition, the bill itself as about highways and nationalizing construction company)
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someguyinshorts 24-Sep-20 10:10 PM
(It was? Huh, forgot bout it lol)
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Dieselkeough 27-Sep-20 05:00 PM
Madame Bleu decides to be at "imperial teas". she seemed to be waiting on someone. she twiddled her thumbs and waited, looking out onto the afternoon streets of the capital.
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Dieselkeough 27-Sep-20 06:46 PM
she sighed, the newly made tea that she ordered, sitting softly atop the table afront of her. Maybe they were running late. After all, with all the construction still going on with the highway, it wasnt unheard of.
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Amaaroc 27-Sep-20 07:01 PM
Santana walked in normally this time, which was a bit boring to him. It’s not fun when you feel so vulnerable going in like a normal person. He got himself a cold, red drink and sat down close to Bleu, minding his own business for the most part.
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cbass 27-Sep-20 07:02 PM
Beifong walks in right behind Santana, electing to sit next to him after getting a black coffee
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Amaaroc 27-Sep-20 07:03 PM
“Coffee? At a tea shop?” Santana said raising an eyebrow.
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cbass 27-Sep-20 07:04 PM
"Don't think about it too much" he said, shrugging
"Anyway, what led you to comin in so.....not you-esque?"
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Amaaroc 27-Sep-20 07:08 PM
“I’d probably get arrested if I went in the same way I usually do with the coffee shop and.. other places” “They just don’t know me much, and they don’t like Thuzis, which isn’t a huge fuckin’ shocker around here”
“It doesn’t feel right just walking around , though. Not how I work”
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cbass 27-Sep-20 07:12 PM
"Hm, I mean, would they arrest you though? I don't see a manger or anything here, and none of these people are gonna call the cops on you" Beifong says, gesturing at all the patrons who all seem to be half--or more--alseep
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Amaaroc 27-Sep-20 07:14 PM
“Not like they can keep me in one cell anyways,” santana said with a laugh, sipping his funky iced tea.
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cbass 27-Sep-20 07:15 PM
"Did they ever try?"
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Amaaroc 27-Sep-20 07:17 PM
santana’s smile went a bit lopsided. “do you really need to know?”
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Dieselkeough 27-Sep-20 07:17 PM
she looked up to see the two. "pardon?" she asked confused
she sighed, slightly irritated. "what brings you here?" she asked them.
she took a sip of her tea, though still irritated that they didnt at the very least give a "hello".
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cbass 27-Sep-20 07:20 PM
"Boredom, mostly. And you?"
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Amaaroc 27-Sep-20 07:20 PM
“I wanted to try a new place”
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Dieselkeough 27-Sep-20 07:22 PM
"I do not beleive it to be any of your buisness." she stated simply. "it is of quite personal matters." she sighed. "But if you truly must know, I am meeting an old freind here." she stated.
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cbass 27-Sep-20 07:22 PM
"We could go, if you'd like" Beifong says, apologetically
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Dieselkeough 27-Sep-20 07:24 PM
she frowned. "You are already here." she stated simply. "And frankly, I do not care either way. But you REALLY should have at least asked before sitting down!"
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cbass 27-Sep-20 07:25 PM
Beifong looks to Santana, accusingly "You were here first..."
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Dieselkeough 27-Sep-20 07:27 PM
"Both. of you." she stated with a sigh. "I swear, you patrians have no reguard for manners!" //she does not know that santana is a thuzi//
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Amaaroc 27-Sep-20 07:28 PM
“I could not give any less of a shit, frankly, madam. where I’m from none of the people were this stuck up.”
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cbass 27-Sep-20 07:28 PM
Beifong stares at Santana, then looks to Marina for her reaction
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Dieselkeough 27-Sep-20 07:31 PM
she frowned and shrugged. "It is the culmination of being proper." she stated with a nod. "obviously you havent lived a proper, civilised lifestyle. not unlike those buffoons of the patrium order."
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cbass 27-Sep-20 07:32 PM
"Oh come now, don't you think you're being the least bit pretentious?" Beifong says, an unnatural emphasis on 'least'
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Dieselkeough 27-Sep-20 07:33 PM
"maybe." she stated. "I am called 'nitpicky' quite alot I am afraid." she said, without any real reaction, as if this were a normal thing for her to hear.
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Amaaroc 27-Sep-20 07:35 PM
Santana groaned in frustration. “you’re one of the aristocrat cunts, then, hmm? God damn you’re almost as annoying as some of the racist patrians I’ve seen”
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cbass 27-Sep-20 07:38 PM
"Ya know...he's not entirely wrong.."
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Dieselkeough 27-Sep-20 07:38 PM
she frowned. "If being civilised is akin to being an aristocrat, then sure." she stated with a huff. "But i can assure you, that being prim and proper is nothing to be ashamed of. In fact, being proper is quite a good thing! Particularly when you approach someone you have only seen once before at a tea shop." (edited)
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cbass 27-Sep-20 07:39 PM
"But doesn't life become...boring? bland?" (edited)
"Repetitive? Are you not left feeling caged?" (edited)
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Sen. Empharius 27-Sep-20 07:41 PM
"Why not have fun once in a while?"
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Amaaroc 27-Sep-20 07:41 PM
“I’m just as civilized as I need to be, you’re just overdoing it so, so fucking much”
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Sen. Empharius 27-Sep-20 07:41 PM
"God being fancy is so much damn work"
"I can barely manage it for senate speeches, I dont know how you could survive doing it 24/7"
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Dieselkeough 27-Sep-20 07:43 PM
she thought for a moment, but shook her head. "i feel more lively than ever. sure, lots of rules to follow, etiquette and all that. I find it more of a game really. the better you are at it, the more "points" you get. I do not feel as if i am caged, far from it! I quite enjoy this life. sure repetative at times, but so is going to a 9-5 job or waking up every morning! I do have my "fun" as you say, but it is fun that i share with my closest freinds."
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Amaaroc 27-Sep-20 07:44 PM
“Sounds like you’re trying to convince yourself, sweetie
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Sen. Empharius 27-Sep-20 07:45 PM
"There's a reason I dont have a 9-5 job"
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Dieselkeough 27-Sep-20 07:45 PM
she glared at santana. "Dont you DARE call me that again. understood?" she stated bluntly, and with force. (edited)
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Sen. Empharius 27-Sep-20 07:46 PM
(Call her it again)
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Amaaroc 27-Sep-20 07:46 PM
“Sweetie.”
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Sen. Empharius 27-Sep-20 07:47 PM
(Mwahahaha)
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Dieselkeough 27-Sep-20 07:48 PM
she resisted the urge to slap him, though it was evident she wanted to. she glared at santana stood up firmly, shifitng the coffee table aggressively. "it has been a horrid time with you all.
goodbye." she stated angrily, before moving to another table.
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Amaaroc 27-Sep-20 07:48 PM
“You asked for it”
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Sen. Empharius 27-Sep-20 07:48 PM
"See you later!"
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Amaaroc 27-Sep-20 07:48 PM
(Sad! I wanted her to discover Santana was a Thuzi on her own)
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Dieselkeough 27-Sep-20 07:49 PM
it could be that "sweetie" had some sort of negative emotional effect, though it was unclear why. (edited)
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cbass 27-Sep-20 07:50 PM
"I stop to check my phone for two minutes..."
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Dieselkeough 27-Sep-20 07:50 PM
she huffed as she sat down at the other table, quite angrily, though calming herself down to at least maintain the facade of calmness.
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Sen. Empharius 27-Sep-20 07:51 PM
(Sad! I wanted her to discover Santana was a Thuzi on her own)
@Amaaroc (I dont think she has yet)
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Dieselkeough 27-Sep-20 07:52 PM
she muttered some things under her breath as she sat, hoping that the group would leave.
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Sen. Empharius 27-Sep-20 07:52 PM
I order some wine
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Amaaroc 27-Sep-20 07:52 PM
“A... at a tea store?”
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Sen. Empharius 27-Sep-20 07:53 PM
"Yes"
"I can get some tea as well"
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Dieselkeough 27-Sep-20 07:53 PM
they didnt serve it. they didnt have the alchohol certification
but the coffee and tea was brought out promptly (edited)
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Sen. Empharius 27-Sep-20 07:54 PM
(I did not know this was a tea store)
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cbass 27-Sep-20 07:54 PM
(maybe u should back read before you jump in 👀 )
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Sen. Empharius 27-Sep-20 07:55 PM
(I did, I jsut missed that detail)
I take a flask out and pour wine into the tea
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cbass 27-Sep-20 07:56 PM
"Can't you...not?"
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Sen. Empharius 27-Sep-20 07:56 PM
"No"
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cbass 27-Sep-20 07:58 PM
"Fair enough, I suppose"
"Well, I'll be going now," Beifong says, standing to leave
"Good day everyone," he says, pointedly at Santana but also to the wider group (edited)
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Dieselkeough 27-Sep-20 07:59 PM
a little bit later, an individual wearing buisness-casual clothes strutted in. it was obvious who this was, the man who made headlines a while back for a particular issue with the road, the face, and namesake of the McCurtney brand, Timothy McCurtney. it would seem that marina spotted him immediately. she smiled, and stood up to greet him. McCurtey smiled back. this seemed to be just a freindship. McCurtney greeted Marina, who greeted him back with a warm smile, talking to one another as if they hadent seen one another in a long while.
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Sen. Empharius 27-Sep-20 07:59 PM
(Is he the guy who complained that his property was nationalized in a corrupt way?)
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character-confusion 27-Sep-20 07:59 PM
(no)
(he's the guy that tried to stop it)
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Dieselkeough 27-Sep-20 08:00 PM
//leslie tried to stop it, using his brand, which brought him into it (edited)
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Sen. Empharius 27-Sep-20 08:00 PM
(He tried to stop the nationilization, or the corruption?)
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character-confusion 27-Sep-20 08:00 PM
(failed to stop it cause he got caught)
(tried to stop the nationalization)
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Sen.⬜⬛🔳🔲(CLEMENTS2022!) 27-Sep-20 08:00 PM
🔣🔢🔡 is in a corner of the Tea shop eating bread
(Hello time to insert myself into the RP)
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Amaaroc 27-Sep-20 08:01 PM
(I dont know whst to do snhnore so I’m awkwardly sitting here now)
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Sen. Empharius 27-Sep-20 08:01 PM
"Who are you?"
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Amaaroc 27-Sep-20 08:01 PM
(And also)
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cbass 27-Sep-20 08:01 PM
(ultra you arent part of that convo lmfaooo)
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Amaaroc 27-Sep-20 08:01 PM
(I’m upset I can’t do shit to tim because Santana doesn’t know him)
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Dieselkeough 27-Sep-20 08:02 PM
he looked at the interrupter. "Hm?" he asked. "Ah, I am Timothy McCurtney. i apologise, but I am a little busy right now. Perhaps later?" he asked of ultra.
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Sen.⬜⬛🔳🔲(CLEMENTS2022!) 27-Sep-20 08:02 PM
🔣🔢🔡 notices McCurtney
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Sen. Empharius 27-Sep-20 08:03 PM
"Okay"
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Amaaroc 27-Sep-20 08:03 PM
Santana kept drinking his tea.
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Sen.⬜⬛🔳🔲(CLEMENTS2022!) 27-Sep-20 08:03 PM
🔣🔢🔡 walks over to Timothy
"Hello"
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Sen. Empharius 27-Sep-20 08:03 PM
I keep drinking my wine spiked tea
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Dieselkeough 27-Sep-20 08:05 PM
he turned to look at him. Marina frowned. "Dont bother with him. he is an imbicile, through and through." she stated with an irritated sigh. timothy looked at her. "The senate getting to you already?" he asked her. "Oh no, it just gets quite annoying at timea to work with such incompetant buffoons such as he." (edited)
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cbass 27-Sep-20 08:06 PM
(jasper im stealing your vibe)
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Sen.⬜⬛🔳🔲(CLEMENTS2022!) 27-Sep-20 08:06 PM
"I'm incompetent? Don't make me laugh"
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cbass 27-Sep-20 08:06 PM
Beifong pokes his head out from behind the cash register "What did you call us?"
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Sen. Empharius 27-Sep-20 08:06 PM
"I wouldnt call numbers incompetent, just activly malevolent"
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Sen.⬜⬛🔳🔲(CLEMENTS2022!) 27-Sep-20 08:07 PM
(I have the vibe of just being there, nobody knows when or how I got there)
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Dieselkeough 27-Sep-20 08:07 PM
"As he, as in individual." she stated with a sigh. "Perhaps we ought to go elsewhere to get a drink?" she asked McCurtney
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Sen.⬜⬛🔳🔲(CLEMENTS2022!) 27-Sep-20 08:08 PM
"Eh, being called malevolent is better than being called incompetent, I'll take it"
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Sen. Empharius 27-Sep-20 08:08 PM
"It isnt"
I finish my spiked tea
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Amaaroc 27-Sep-20 08:08 PM
(My vibe, it’s been stolen)
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Sen. Empharius 27-Sep-20 08:08 PM
(I'll call the vibe cops)
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Amaaroc 27-Sep-20 08:09 PM
“My man— my.. lady..? I’m not even a senator”
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Sen.⬜⬛🔳🔲(CLEMENTS2022!) 27-Sep-20 08:09 PM
"I wonder how this interaction will go"
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Amaaroc 27-Sep-20 08:10 PM
“How many times to i have to explain shit to people”
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Sen.⬜⬛🔳🔲(CLEMENTS2022!) 27-Sep-20 08:10 PM
"Between Santana and whats her name"
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Sen. Empharius 27-Sep-20 08:10 PM
"It seems like quite a few"
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Dieselkeough 27-Sep-20 08:10 PM
she sighed irritably "As in individual, as in he, symbols, sigils, whatever. Do honestly none of you know how to identify individual targeting in speech?"
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cbass 27-Sep-20 08:10 PM
"Rough day, chief"
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Amaaroc 27-Sep-20 08:11 PM
he looked over to ultra “want to tell them for a change of pace or should I?”
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cbass 27-Sep-20 08:11 PM
Beifong disappears behind the counter again
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Sen. Empharius 27-Sep-20 08:11 PM
"Santana was a spy for the Thuzi government during the war, and become a double agent to work for us"
"Now he roams the vents of teh senate biulding, popping in randomly to conversations"
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Amaaroc 27-Sep-20 08:12 PM
“Upsetting! Voice doesn’t add much pizazz to your explanation”
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Dieselkeough 27-Sep-20 08:12 PM
it seemed at this point they weren't listening to them, rather talking to one another, though more irritated than before.
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Sen. Empharius 27-Sep-20 08:12 PM
"I'll do better next time"
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Amaaroc 27-Sep-20 08:13 PM
(Bruh)
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Sen.⬜⬛🔳🔲(CLEMENTS2022!) 27-Sep-20 08:13 PM
(I o l) (edited)
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Amaaroc 27-Sep-20 08:13 PM
(This is so sad) (I’m getting myself more coffee and a cookie)
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Sen.⬜⬛🔳🔲(CLEMENTS2022!) 27-Sep-20 08:13 PM
"I'm going to go buy more bread"
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Sen. Empharius 27-Sep-20 08:14 PM
I stop getting tea, and just pour some wine into the tea mug
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Amaaroc 27-Sep-20 08:14 PM
Santana looks rather disturbed at ultra
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Sen. Empharius 27-Sep-20 08:14 PM
(Haha, alchoholism)
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Amaaroc 27-Sep-20 08:15 PM
(Mood!)
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Sen.⬜⬛🔳🔲(CLEMENTS2022!) 27-Sep-20 08:16 PM
"This is why there needs to be mandatory rehabilitation for addictions to alcohol"
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Dieselkeough 27-Sep-20 08:16 PM
"You remember summer of '99?" Tim could be heard talking to marina. she laughed. "Oh goodness, dont tell me you still have all those photos." he smiled a little. "Still do! oh, it seems soo long ago now! we were all together at Noki bay, Rodney, Leslie, you and I. goodness it was such a different time back then!" she smiled a little. "like when you tried to skate drunk?" she laughed. "Just thinking about it makes me laugh!"
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Amaaroc 27-Sep-20 08:17 PM
(I’m gonna revive leslie and kill her myself)
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Sen. Empharius 27-Sep-20 08:17 PM
"I'm not addicted, I just like wine. It tastes good"
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Dieselkeough 27-Sep-20 08:17 PM
//leslie's death is actually a hoax made by the patrium government//
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Amaaroc 27-Sep-20 08:17 PM
(Bruh)
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Dieselkeough 27-Sep-20 08:17 PM
//X3
//is joke
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Sen.⬜⬛🔳🔲(CLEMENTS2022!) 27-Sep-20 08:18 PM
"Sure"
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Amaaroc 27-Sep-20 08:18 PM
“That’s an awful lot of wine”
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Sen.⬜⬛🔳🔲(CLEMENTS2022!) 27-Sep-20 08:19 PM
(Wrong surround)
(Yes a joke, definitely)
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Dieselkeough 27-Sep-20 08:19 PM
The two continued to chatter, their conversation seemed to change tone
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Sen. Empharius 27-Sep-20 08:19 PM
"Its just a mug and a half"
"teacups are small"
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Sen.⬜⬛🔳🔲(CLEMENTS2022!) 27-Sep-20 08:21 PM
"Alcohol has disastrous effects to your body"
yes 2
(TRY to do the sugar addiction argument, I dare you)
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Sen. Empharius 27-Sep-20 08:22 PM
"Damn, I wish I cared"
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Sen.⬜⬛🔳🔲(CLEMENTS2022!) 27-Sep-20 08:23 PM
"I'll have the last laugh when you die early due to alcoholism"
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Sen. Empharius 27-Sep-20 08:23 PM
"You'll be executed far before that happens"
"When is this shits trial again?"
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Sen.⬜⬛🔳🔲(CLEMENTS2022!) 27-Sep-20 08:24 PM
"We'll see about that"
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Sen. Empharius 27-Sep-20 08:24 PM
"Even if you live, I give 10 to 1 odds someone Hassan's you"
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Sen.⬜⬛🔳🔲(CLEMENTS2022!) 27-Sep-20 08:25 PM
"You know the person who killed Hassan was hired by Hassan to evade the harsh prison sentence, right?"
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Sen. Empharius 27-Sep-20 08:25 PM
"I dont recall that ever bieng found out"
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Sen.⬜⬛🔳🔲(CLEMENTS2022!) 27-Sep-20 08:26 PM
(Am I misremembering, because I'm 90% sure that was what happened)
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Dieselkeough 27-Sep-20 08:26 PM
she and tim continue to chat.
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character-confusion 27-Sep-20 08:26 PM
(irl it was, in-game no one knows whetehr that happened or not, but it's a prominent conspiricy theory)
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Sen.⬜⬛🔳🔲(CLEMENTS2022!) 27-Sep-20 08:27 PM
"It's the most common theory as to what happened, and I'm not going to hire someone to kill me"
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Sen. Empharius 27-Sep-20 08:28 PM
"Yeah, but I might"
"For legal reasons, that is a joke"
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Sen.⬜⬛🔳🔲(CLEMENTS2022!) 27-Sep-20 08:29 PM
"Yeah I'm not taking that risk, time to get more guards"
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Amaaroc 27-Sep-20 08:30 PM
“You don’t have to,” santana said. In the blink of an eye, Sigils could hear the whoosh of a knife barely missing the side of his face and going deep into the wall. “Stop trying to be funny, it’s not” (edited)
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Sen. Empharius 27-Sep-20 08:30 PM
(Is that directed at me or him?)
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character-confusion 27-Sep-20 08:30 PM
(you can't puncture a wall with a spook 🙄 )
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Amaaroc 27-Sep-20 08:31 PM
(It was a knife and I am dumb for thinking about spoons)
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character-confusion 27-Sep-20 08:31 PM
(you can hardly puncture a wall with a butter knife)
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Dieselkeough 27-Sep-20 08:31 PM
Marina seemed to have enough of this, and she and McCurtney began to leave.
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Amaaroc 27-Sep-20 08:31 PM
(You can puncture the wall with a fucking card, character)
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cbass 27-Sep-20 08:33 PM
(get fucked idiot)
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Sen.⬜⬛🔳🔲(CLEMENTS2022!) 27-Sep-20 08:33 PM
"Why do you keep calling me that?"
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cbass 27-Sep-20 08:33 PM
"Hey santana, that was kinda hot to be honest"
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Amaaroc 27-Sep-20 08:33 PM
(Beifong gay beifong gay)
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character-confusion 27-Sep-20 08:33 PM
(You can puncture the wall with a fucking card, character)
@Amaaroc (go try it on your wall then)
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Amaaroc 27-Sep-20 08:34 PM
(Bruh)
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cbass 27-Sep-20 08:34 PM
(beifong gay beifong gay)
"Well...anyway back to steali—shit." beifong bolts out of the shop and down the street
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Sen. Empharius 27-Sep-20 08:37 PM
(Senetor resorts to petty theft)
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Amaaroc 27-Sep-20 08:37 PM
santana winked to beifong and hops up and disappears to a vent
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Sen.⬜⬛🔳🔲(CLEMENTS2022!) 27-Sep-20 08:37 PM
"Also, you really shouldn't try to actually kill me, I know many don't like me, so I have guards around at all time" three people from across the room simultaneously look up
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cbass 27-Sep-20 08:37 PM
(retard solidarity)
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Sen.⬜⬛🔳🔲(CLEMENTS2022!) 27-Sep-20 08:38 PM
(Bruh)
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Sen. Empharius 27-Sep-20 08:38 PM
I finish my wine
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Amaaroc 27-Sep-20 08:38 PM
“You ask the Thuzi spy if he didn’t take note of that” he said through the vents (edited)
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Sen. Empharius 27-Sep-20 08:39 PM
"He's got you there numbers"
"Plus, if it really came down to it, I could just shoot you at some social outing"
"Like this one!"
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cbass 27-Sep-20 08:41 PM
beifong runs back in, tosses everyone nerf guns, and yells, "have at it then" (edited)
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Sen.⬜⬛🔳🔲(CLEMENTS2022!) 27-Sep-20 08:42 PM
"Did you steal these?"
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Sen. Empharius 27-Sep-20 08:42 PM
I shoot numbers with the nerf gun
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cbass 27-Sep-20 08:42 PM
"no"
"not yours at least"
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Sen. Empharius 27-Sep-20 08:42 PM
(He says, clearly lying)
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Sen.⬜⬛🔳🔲(CLEMENTS2022!) 27-Sep-20 08:43 PM
"Ah dang I'm dead"
falls to the floor
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Sen. Empharius 27-Sep-20 08:43 PM
I rest one foot atop his body and strike a victorius pose (edited)
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cbass 27-Sep-20 08:44 PM
i shoot up at the vent santana went into
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Sen. Empharius 27-Sep-20 08:44 PM
I shoot Jack
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Sen.⬜⬛🔳🔲(CLEMENTS2022!) 27-Sep-20 08:45 PM
"Also I think an employee saw Santana go into the vent"
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cbass 27-Sep-20 08:45 PM
"fuck" dropping to the floor
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Sen. Empharius 27-Sep-20 08:45 PM
"He hath returned form the grave!"
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Amaaroc 27-Sep-20 08:45 PM
santana dodges beifong and throws the entire fucking gun at ultra
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Sen. Empharius 27-Sep-20 08:46 PM
It hits me in the jaw, I stuble backward and fall on one of those round one person tables, knocking it over (edited)
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Amaaroc 27-Sep-20 08:47 PM
“Perish”
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Sen. Empharius 27-Sep-20 08:47 PM
I then use the table as cover
"Though canst not defeat me!"
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cbass 27-Sep-20 08:47 PM
i slide another gun to santana
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Sen. Empharius 27-Sep-20 08:48 PM
I fire a few shots as Santana, my aim wildly off from getting hit in the jaw with a NERF gun
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cbass 27-Sep-20 08:48 PM
this one has a dollar stapled to the handle
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Sen.⬜⬛🔳🔲(CLEMENTS2022!) 27-Sep-20 08:48 PM
"I'm going to go before the police are called"
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Sen. Empharius 27-Sep-20 08:48 PM
I continue to use the table as cover
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Sen.⬜⬛🔳🔲(CLEMENTS2022!) 27-Sep-20 08:48 PM
🔣🔢🔡 leaves
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Sen. Empharius 27-Sep-20 08:48 PM
(If the cops come I'm firing the nerf gun at them)
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Amaaroc 27-Sep-20 08:49 PM
“Jack what are you trying to say here,” santana says, as he takes the dollar off and starts firing towards ultra (edited)
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cbass 27-Sep-20 08:49 PM
"don't worry about it" jack says, still dead
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Sen. Empharius 27-Sep-20 08:50 PM
I return fire at Santana
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Amaaroc 27-Sep-20 08:50 PM
a nerf dart hits Santana’s hand. He hisses and jumps down from the vent to confront ultra head on
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Sen. Empharius 27-Sep-20 08:51 PM
I try and use the table as a shield while I back away, but it slows me down, and I fall over backward, dropping my gun
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cbass 27-Sep-20 08:51 PM
"ooohhhh shittttttt"
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Sen. Empharius 27-Sep-20 08:53 PM
(You dont control thier actions, the mods do)
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Dieselkeough 27-Sep-20 08:53 PM
//i control the tea shop in particular
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Amaaroc 27-Sep-20 08:53 PM
(Do u really now)
(Was that a challenge)
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Sen. Empharius 27-Sep-20 08:54 PM
(uh-oh)
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Dieselkeough 27-Sep-20 08:54 PM
//i controlled imperial teas in the past, i dont see why not now
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Amaaroc 27-Sep-20 08:54 PM
the entire police force fucking dies
/s
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Sen.⬜⬛🔳🔲(CLEMENTS2022!) 27-Sep-20 08:54 PM
Random person at the tea shop: "WHY ARE YOU MAKING SUCH A MESS AND WHY HAVENT EMPLOYEES STOPPED IT YET"
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Sen. Empharius 27-Sep-20 08:54 PM
(oh no)
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Dieselkeough 27-Sep-20 08:54 PM
//i am changing the response though as it is drastic
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Amaaroc 27-Sep-20 08:54 PM
(Nooo youre ruining the fun)
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Sen.⬜⬛🔳🔲(CLEMENTS2022!) 27-Sep-20 08:54 PM
Random person: "That's it I'm leaving"
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Sen. Empharius 27-Sep-20 08:55 PM
"If you call the cops I will raise property taxes on small businesses, this is your only warning"
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Sen.⬜⬛🔳🔲(CLEMENTS2022!) 27-Sep-20 08:55 PM
(Based)
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Sen. Empharius 27-Sep-20 08:55 PM
I grab my gun and hid by a chair, taking a few potshots
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Dieselkeough 27-Sep-20 08:55 PM
"OI! ye fooken wankers! what tha bloody 'ell do ye thenk ye are doin?!" the owner exclaimed. "Get tha fook outta me tea shop, or im callen tha cops fer publec diesturbance!"
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Amaaroc 27-Sep-20 08:55 PM
(Bruh)
“Fucking try!santana said, hopping into the vents again
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cbass 27-Sep-20 08:56 PM
beifong follows santana, complaining about his back
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Dieselkeough 27-Sep-20 08:56 PM
"honestly, ye are actin like children! an ye are suppost ta be tha ones leadin our country!"
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Sen.⬜⬛🔳🔲(CLEMENTS2022!) 27-Sep-20 08:56 PM
an unknown person casually replaces the nerf hubs with real ones /s
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Sen. Empharius 27-Sep-20 08:56 PM
I fire some NERF shots at the owner, and attempt to follow Santana into hte vents
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Amaaroc 27-Sep-20 08:57 PM
“I’m not the jackass leading this country, jackass!”
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Dieselkeough 27-Sep-20 08:57 PM
"OI!" he growls. the media would definitely hear about this. and needless to say, they wouldnt be welcome back in his shop.
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Sen. Empharius 27-Sep-20 08:57 PM
(This was completely worth it)
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Sen.⬜⬛🔳🔲(CLEMENTS2022!) 27-Sep-20 08:57 PM
🔣🔢🔡 walks into the shop
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Dieselkeough 27-Sep-20 08:58 PM
the shop owner gives him a look, as if to say "just go. im already pissed enough as it is."
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Amaaroc 27-Sep-20 08:58 PM
(In this episode of nationalizing the tea shop so I can have mod jurisdiction over it without diesel complaining:)
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Sen. Empharius 27-Sep-20 08:58 PM
(based)
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Amaaroc 27-Sep-20 08:58 PM
(Start writing bitch)
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Sen.⬜⬛🔳🔲(CLEMENTS2022!) 27-Sep-20 08:58 PM
"I am just here to buy the bread"
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Sen. Empharius 27-Sep-20 08:59 PM
(I have to make good on my promise)
(I said I would raise taxes on small businesses if they called the cops, and I have a reputation of honesty to keep)
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Dieselkeough 27-Sep-20 08:59 PM
//honestly, though this is how real people would respond.// the owner sighs irritably, and nods. "thatll be 5 then." he stated, getting the bread.
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Amaaroc 27-Sep-20 09:00 PM
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Sen.⬜⬛🔳🔲(CLEMENTS2022!) 27-Sep-20 09:00 PM
🔣🔡🔡 hands over $6 "keep the change"
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character-confusion 27-Sep-20 09:01 PM
(ew is that an xbox knife?)
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Amaaroc 27-Sep-20 09:01 PM
(Plus, diesel, youre not allowed more than one character)
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Dieselkeough 27-Sep-20 09:01 PM
he nodded. "thank you much sir." he stated with a nod. "i think we will be closin early tonight then."
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Amaaroc 27-Sep-20 09:01 PM
(Except in rare circumstances where the mods say it’s okay)
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cbass 27-Sep-20 09:01 PM
(lol get fucked)
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Dieselkeough 27-Sep-20 09:01 PM
//i mean, the tea shop, in the past was said to be okay
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Sen. Empharius 27-Sep-20 09:01 PM
(what's the name of the company that owns the shop?)
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Dieselkeough 27-Sep-20 09:02 PM
//Imperial, a subsidary of McCurtney beverages
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Sen.⬜⬛🔳🔲(CLEMENTS2022!) 27-Sep-20 09:02 PM
(I think one off characters should be ok)
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Sen. Empharius 27-Sep-20 09:02 PM
(Imperial Tea, or just Imperial?)
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Dieselkeough 27-Sep-20 09:02 PM
//imperial tea
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Sen. Empharius 27-Sep-20 09:02 PM
(thanks)
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Dieselkeough 27-Sep-20 09:02 PM
//imperial tea company if you want to be specific
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Amaaroc 27-Sep-20 09:02 PM
(These aren’t one off chsracters)
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Sen.⬜⬛🔳🔲(CLEMENTS2022!) 27-Sep-20 09:02 PM
(Do I have the bread get?)
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Dieselkeough 27-Sep-20 09:03 PM
//ye
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Sen.⬜⬛🔳🔲(CLEMENTS2022!) 27-Sep-20 09:03 PM
(It's a TEA SHOP OWNER, you can't do much with that)
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Amaaroc 27-Sep-20 09:03 PM
(Issue is that mods are supposed to control NPCs and they’re supposed to act differently to people depending on things)
(And also)
(Season 1)
(Just)
(Season 1)
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Dieselkeough 27-Sep-20 09:03 PM
Timothy McCurtney was known to be a previously existing charachter in this seasons patrium lore // (edited)
//and i did still have contol at that time of mccurtney during the whole leslie thing
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Amaaroc 27-Sep-20 09:04 PM
(And you chose not to play him and opted for marina bleu)
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character-confusion 27-Sep-20 09:04 PM
//and i did still have contol at that time of mccurtney during the whole leslie thing
@Dieselkeough (yes but things have changed 🤷‍♂️ )
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Sen.⬜⬛🔳🔲(CLEMENTS2022!) 27-Sep-20 09:04 PM
🔣🔢🔡 takes the bread and leaves
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Amaaroc 27-Sep-20 09:05 PM
(We didn’t let shorts keep Detective Stroh once the situation was done and turned him into an NPC for future events)
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Sen. Empharius 27-Sep-20 09:06 PM
In recognition of the economic usefulness of Tea shops, and in the interest of preserving honesty among the senate, the nation of Patrium hereby Nationalizes the subsidy of McCurny beverages known at the time of this bills writing as “Imperial Tea” Increases the corporate ta...
(Any suggestions?)
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Amaaroc 27-Sep-20 09:06 PM
(Lmao)
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Sen. Empharius 27-Sep-20 09:06 PM
(Also any signitures?)
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character-confusion 27-Sep-20 09:06 PM
(lmao i love how it's just halfway through "nationaliz")
(like, you know where this is going)
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Amaaroc 27-Sep-20 09:07 PM
(Irks McCurtney, not mcurny)
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Sen. Empharius 27-Sep-20 09:07 PM
(Thanks)
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Amaaroc 27-Sep-20 09:07 PM
(This is beautiful) (Stupid but so beautiful)
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Dieselkeough 27-Sep-20 09:08 PM
//the thing is, i specifically designed McCurtney with the future in mind. McCurtney is intended to have a freindship with the good doctor, as well as other charachters, who billy and i spoke to each other about.
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Sen. Empharius 27-Sep-20 09:08 PM
(I need ten signitarys)
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Sen.⬜⬛🔳🔲(CLEMENTS2022!) 27-Sep-20 09:08 PM
(I'm not signing until I see the approval ratings)
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Sen. Empharius 27-Sep-20 09:08 PM
( @cbass ?)
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cbass 27-Sep-20 09:08 PM
(?)
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Amaaroc 27-Sep-20 09:08 PM
(Billy isnt mod anymore)
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Sen. Empharius 27-Sep-20 09:08 PM
(Sign the bill)
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Amaaroc 27-Sep-20 09:09 PM
(Billy wasn’t even that active of a mod)
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cbass 27-Sep-20 09:09 PM
(add me lmao)
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Sen.⬜⬛🔳🔲(CLEMENTS2022!) 27-Sep-20 09:09 PM
(Post the approval ratings)
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Dieselkeough 27-Sep-20 09:09 PM
//also we still have the thing with the somaliland recongnition that was signed by two
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cbass 27-Sep-20 09:09 PM
(that's the dumbest fuckin bill i ever did see)
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Amaaroc 27-Sep-20 09:09 PM
(No, we need the active player base to stay the active player base)
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Sen. Empharius 27-Sep-20 09:09 PM
(add me lmao)
@cbass (I made it editable by anyone with a link, you can add yourslef)
(But I can do it)
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Amaaroc 27-Sep-20 09:10 PM
(We experienced a fall when active players like me and character got added) (And we don’t need the help much)
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cbass 27-Sep-20 09:10 PM
(i don't care enough to do it myself lmao)
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Sen.⬜⬛🔳🔲(CLEMENTS2022!) 27-Sep-20 09:10 PM
(I'm not singing anything and then finding out the population hates it)
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character-confusion 27-Sep-20 09:10 PM
(We experienced a fall when active players like me and character got added) (And we don’t need the help much)
@Amaaroc (we didn't, cause we immeidately recruited a bunch of new people. like jack and ultra)
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Amaaroc 27-Sep-20 09:10 PM
(Yea)
(Well, bad phrasing)
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Sen. Empharius 27-Sep-20 09:10 PM
(With the lower levels of activity, I think we should make it 5 signitures that you need, instead of 10)
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Amaaroc 27-Sep-20 09:10 PM
(We would’ve experienced a fall)
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cbass 27-Sep-20 09:11 PM
(hey babes)
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Sen. Empharius 27-Sep-20 09:11 PM
(becuase ten is damn hard to get)
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cbass 27-Sep-20 09:11 PM
(i heard my name)
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Amaaroc 27-Sep-20 09:11 PM
(Hmm)
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cbass 27-Sep-20 09:11 PM
(also ultra is right lmao, there's barely 10 active people)
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Amaaroc 27-Sep-20 09:11 PM
(Y’all Can just dm people) (I did that)
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Dieselkeough 27-Sep-20 09:11 PM
//we can just make it two
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Amaaroc 27-Sep-20 09:11 PM
(It’s probably why we suddenly got over 100 votes)
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Dieselkeough 27-Sep-20 09:11 PM
//but from different parties
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Sen.⬜⬛🔳🔲(CLEMENTS2022!) 27-Sep-20 09:11 PM
(Post the approval ratings)
(Do it mods)
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cbass 27-Sep-20 09:12 PM
(do it)
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Amaaroc 27-Sep-20 09:12 PM
(Gdi)
(This is a meme bill come on)
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Sen.⬜⬛🔳🔲(CLEMENTS2022!) 27-Sep-20 09:12 PM
(And?)
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cbass 27-Sep-20 09:12 PM
(do it)
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Sen.⬜⬛🔳🔲(CLEMENTS2022!) 27-Sep-20 09:12 PM
(It can still be passed)
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Sen. Empharius 27-Sep-20 09:12 PM
(popularity: 100%)
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cbass 27-Sep-20 09:13 PM
(lower it to 5 signatures)
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Dieselkeough 27-Sep-20 09:13 PM
//just dont. also media will be released reguading the incident
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Sen. Empharius 27-Sep-20 09:13 PM
(I also think we should move it to 5)
(good)
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Dieselkeough 27-Sep-20 09:13 PM
//as high profile figures doing it
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Sen. Empharius 27-Sep-20 09:13 PM
(you know what they say, all press is good press)
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Sen.⬜⬛🔳🔲(CLEMENTS2022!) 27-Sep-20 09:13 PM
(Yes)
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Dieselkeough 27-Sep-20 09:13 PM
//except when it makes you look like you just want revenge on the thing
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Sen. Empharius 27-Sep-20 09:13 PM
(That's for acting, not politics, but it still holds for this game)
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cbass 27-Sep-20 09:13 PM
(imagine thinking a nerf war is offensive)
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Dieselkeough 27-Sep-20 09:14 PM
//for kicking you out and acting childish
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Sen. Empharius 27-Sep-20 09:14 PM
(Look, I told them I would raise the corporate tax, and I am)
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Sen.⬜⬛🔳🔲(CLEMENTS2022!) 27-Sep-20 09:14 PM
(All press is good press, especially being accused of running illegal torture camps)
yes 2
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Dieselkeough 27-Sep-20 09:14 PM
//they never actually called the cops
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Sen. Empharius 27-Sep-20 09:15 PM
(I'm still doing this)
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cbass 27-Sep-20 09:15 PM
(lol)
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Dieselkeough 28-Sep-20 11:05 AM
Doctor bleu could be seen in a public park, seeming to read the newspaper. she seemed a little irritated at the moment, though held a facade of formality and calmness.
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Sen. Mihiwihi 28-Sep-20 11:22 AM
Mihiwihi be jogging in the park
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Dieselkeough 28-Sep-20 12:47 PM
she notices mihiwihi, but looks back at her paper.
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Sen. Mihiwihi 28-Sep-20 12:50 PM
Mihiwihi needs to lose weight, he's kinda overweight. He checks his apple watch and sees that that he still needs to burn 700 more calories. He's already sweating but he has to for the sake of his health. He starts to jog faster. (edited)
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Dieselkeough 28-Sep-20 03:09 PM
she watched, but didnt comment. at least there was excercise being done! that was more than could be said for her.
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cbass 28-Sep-20 03:27 PM
Beifong drives by in a car that most in the area didnt recognize but it was excessively loud and he was definitely speeding
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Dieselkeough 28-Sep-20 03:27 PM
Marina covered her ears and winced. the noise was loud! she didnt know who was driving the vehicle.
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Sen. Mihiwihi 28-Sep-20 03:27 PM
Must be a tank... is what mihiwihi is thinking (edited)
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cbass 28-Sep-20 03:32 PM
The car slams to a stop as beifong recognizes both mihi and marina
Beifong steps out, walking over to marina
"How are ya now?"
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Dieselkeough 28-Sep-20 03:34 PM
she frowned, not looking up. it was clear she didnt enjoy the screeching
"what was that all about?" she asked him
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cbass 28-Sep-20 03:34 PM
"Oh ya know, just blowing off some steam, you know the deal"
"You've got to let loose, have some fun every once in a while"
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Dieselkeough 28-Sep-20 03:35 PM
she huffed a little. she was still mad over last night.
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cbass 28-Sep-20 03:36 PM
"Alright well I'll be going then, just thought I'd say hi," Beifong says, turning to go, glaring slightly, nodding to mihi
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Amaaroc 28-Sep-20 03:37 PM
(Saaad I was gonna go in :c)
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Sen. Mihiwihi 28-Sep-20 03:37 PM
Mihiwihi is on his 8th lap. He looks at his Apple Watch and sees he has 300 more calories to go. Mihiwihi groans and continues jogging. He slows down a bit to listen to the conversation between the two senators while jogging in place.
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cbass 28-Sep-20 03:38 PM
Beifong stops, turning to Mihi "How've you been? You missed quite the night last night, ya know"
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Dieselkeough 28-Sep-20 03:39 PM
she huffed a little. "If by alot you mean completely ruining my evening." she stated
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Sen. Mihiwihi 28-Sep-20 03:40 PM
"Yeah, been busy with my fitness. I'm not sitting down too often writing bills, it ruins my health." (edited)
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cbass 28-Sep-20 03:40 PM
(actions go in italics and speech in quotes, broski)
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Amaaroc 28-Sep-20 03:40 PM
Santana’s just vibin on a tree because Jasper clearly needs to make more characters with future events but is too attached to santana (edited)
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Sen. Mihiwihi 28-Sep-20 03:41 PM
"And I'm getting pretty paranoid with Sun Rocs"
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Dieselkeough 28-Sep-20 03:41 PM
she looks up and spots him. she looks away in disgust.
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Sen. Mihiwihi 28-Sep-20 03:42 PM
Mihiwihi continues jogging. He needs to finish this before going to the local gym to do weights (edited)
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Dieselkeough 28-Sep-20 03:43 PM
"Why do you never fail to ruin my evenings."
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cbass 28-Sep-20 03:43 PM
"Ya know, if it weren't Santana, I might defend him, but I'm 101% confident he can hold is own."
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Amaaroc 28-Sep-20 03:54 PM
(Bird wanted company)
(Typing slow, he’s on my hand)
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Sen. Mihiwihi 28-Sep-20 03:54 PM
(cool)
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Amaaroc 28-Sep-20 03:56 PM
“It’s you who ruins them by thinking me reading a book on a tree will bother you “
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Dieselkeough 28-Sep-20 03:57 PM
she frowned. "All i wanted last night was a nice evening. and then all of you come in and ruin it! Its not every day i can meet with one of the few freinds i have left after the war!"
"do you know how long it took to plan us meeting?"
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Amaaroc 28-Sep-20 03:58 PM
“I had none after the war,” Santana spoke. “they died”
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Dieselkeough 28-Sep-20 03:58 PM
"how busy his and my schedule was?"
she frowned. "I wanted a nice, calm evening. not all this bickering and harrasment that occurred."
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Amaaroc 28-Sep-20 03:59 PM
“You could’ve just hung out, or called him..?”
(Bird scared od keyboard )
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Sen. Mihiwihi 28-Sep-20 04:00 PM
Mihiwihi finally finishes his jog. He goes to the local newspaper store and purchases one. He then goes to a nearby bench to read the news. The news was extremely weird and there was one story where a group of senators raided a shop with Nerf guns. What was happening? Disgusted with the news, he throws it away and walks towards his house. (edited)
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Dieselkeough 28-Sep-20 04:00 PM
"We cant! dont you understand? its not every day i can do that! Thats why we arranged this! it took a ton of effort to even schedule with all the travel time!"
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Amaaroc 28-Sep-20 04:01 PM
“Friends are more important than pompous bull”
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Dieselkeough 28-Sep-20 04:02 PM
she frowned, and stood up, and started to walk away with a huff.
"I mean honestly, you all acted like little kids in there. you are grown adults for gods sake and high profile individuals at that!"
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Amaaroc 28-Sep-20 04:16 PM
(H)
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Sen. Empharius 28-Sep-20 04:23 PM
“We had fun. You should try it sometimes”
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Dieselkeough 28-Sep-20 04:29 PM
"I was trying to! you just ruined my fun in that shop!"
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Sen. Mihiwihi 28-Sep-20 04:38 PM
Mihiwihi be doing the bench press.
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Dieselkeough 02-Oct-20 07:48 PM
Doctor bleu could be seen strutting down the more "elite" areas of st.solomon, where she stood in front of what seemed to be a rather expensive looking outfit shop. she seemed to be window browsing, and quite enjoying it.
it was quite a good thing there were no nerf bullets or insane senators around to ruin her time.
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cbass 02-Oct-20 07:48 PM
(i want to harass you so bad)
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Dieselkeough 02-Oct-20 07:49 PM
//noh
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Amaaroc 02-Oct-20 07:49 PM
(Sad)
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Sen.⬜⬛🔳🔲(CLEMENTS2022!) 02-Oct-20 07:53 PM
"I am here to harass you"
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cbass 02-Oct-20 07:54 PM
(vive!!)
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Sen.⬜⬛🔳🔲(CLEMENTS2022!) 02-Oct-20 07:54 PM
🔣🔢🔡 is at a restaurant eating bread
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cbass 02-Oct-20 07:55 PM
(eat more foods, loser)
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Sen.⬜⬛🔳🔲(CLEMENTS2022!) 02-Oct-20 07:55 PM
(No)
(B r e a d)
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Sen.⬜⬛🔳🔲(CLEMENTS2022!) 21-Oct-20 11:20 PM
⬛⬜🔲🔳 walks up onto the podium
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Sen. Empharius 21-Oct-20 11:21 PM
(Just send it all at once)
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Sen.⬜⬛🔳🔲(CLEMENTS2022!) 21-Oct-20 11:21 PM
(But that would require more effort)
(Actually)
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Deleted User 21-Oct-20 11:21 PM
I’ll block off #senate-floor
Hold on
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Sen.⬜⬛🔳🔲(CLEMENTS2022!) 21-Oct-20 11:21 PM
(Pog)
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Sen. Julian Titus (Chiang) 17-Nov-20 08:29 PM
Turns to Senator Chishti "Oh - Its going good, and you?"
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Chishti351 17-Nov-20 08:30 PM
smiles “It’s been okay! Stressful so far from the tensions between us and the president but the weather’s genuinely been great today so I’m in a good mood” (edited)
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Sen. Julian Titus (Chiang) 17-Nov-20 08:31 PM
"Ahhh, ok, i can see why its been stressful with the economic bill vote and all."
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Chishti351 17-Nov-20 08:33 PM
“Ya absolutely. Well, I have to leave, but it’s been great catching up with you!” tips his hat to Senator Gen and walks off
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Sen. Julian Titus (Chiang) 17-Nov-20 08:34 PM
"Well good seeing you as well" Walks to the other Senators and the President
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Dieselkeough 22-Nov-20 12:40 PM
Marina would try to get into a meeting room with the Indian Ambassador
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character-confusion 22-Nov-20 12:45 PM
@cbass
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cbass 22-Nov-20 01:11 PM
(im at work, i get off in 50 minutes and then ive got some shit to do, does 7ish work for you? @Dieselkeough )
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Dieselkeough 22-Nov-20 01:11 PM
//Let me check my schedule
//maybe 10 or 11 CST? my family is doing thanksgiving today
//or maybe sometime tomorrow before 2:00 CST
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cbass 22-Nov-20 01:34 PM
(sure either or, just gimme a ping)
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someguyinshorts 22-Nov-20 02:10 PM
( @cbass M1 garand sound) Shitass, after getting some rest this time, awaits a new ambassador (edited)
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cbass 22-Nov-20 04:00 PM
( @someguyinshorts still interested?) (edited)
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someguyinshorts 22-Nov-20 04:01 PM
(Si)
@cbass
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cbass 22-Nov-20 04:08 PM
(alright sick)
(russia or india)
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someguyinshorts 22-Nov-20 04:13 PM
(Я хочу, чтобы папа Путин надрал мне задницу, everyone)
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cbass 22-Nov-20 04:13 PM
( DisgustedWookiee )
(so...russian then?)
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someguyinshorts 22-Nov-20 04:16 PM
(Yes)
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cbass 22-Nov-20 04:16 PM
Ambassador Ivanovich is sitting in a meeting room in the senate hall, seemingly waiting for someone
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someguyinshorts 22-Nov-20 04:18 PM
“Ahh, Ivanovich, thanks for meeting me, I’m here to discuss possibly creating and strengthening bonds between our two nations, we scratch your back and you scratch ours, eh?
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cbass 22-Nov-20 04:19 PM
"That is why I am here, is it not?"
true 2
"Your nation is in crisis. On the brink of collapse."
(mega if you'd like to participate, you're welcome to)
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someguyinshorts 22-Nov-20 04:21 PM
“Yes, it is, and I believe you are our best bet to fix this crisis. So, in exchange for your economic aid, what could we do for mother Russia”
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parm 22-Nov-20 04:21 PM
(ehh i wanna talk t o india first)
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cbass 22-Nov-20 04:22 PM
"Yes, I have noticed the presence of...others, here."
He pauses a moment, thinking. "We are not here to discuss the problems of my country."
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someguyinshorts 22-Nov-20 04:24 PM
“I understand that, but surely your nation has something it wants in return for helping our nation?”
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cbass 22-Nov-20 04:27 PM
"Of course. We struggle with projecting into the Indian Ocean, as I'm sure you're aware?"
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someguyinshorts 22-Nov-20 04:29 PM
“I see, I see... how about this: in exchange for helping us out of economic crisis through building up our industry, opening trade, starting up infrastructure projects, etc, we allow you to build a costal military base and airport on our northern seaboard.”
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cbass 22-Nov-20 04:33 PM
"Your northern seaboard...is that not near the base you commissioned to the British not too long ago..?" (edited)
"I feel there could be a...conflict of interest."
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someguyinshorts 22-Nov-20 04:35 PM
“Hmm, we could have the bases be built on different sides of the seaboard but if we need to we can move it onto the eastern seaboard?”
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cbass 22-Nov-20 04:37 PM
"That's a bit better. Can you promise no intervention will come from the British should we follow through with this?"
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someguyinshorts 22-Nov-20 04:38 PM
“It is our nation, we can diplomatically hold ourselves together if the brits get any ideas, but it shouldn’t come to that, hopefully and most likely”
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cbass 22-Nov-20 04:38 PM
"Hopefully is not a promise."
"You haven't exactly done a very good job ah...'holding it together.'" he said, sneering
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someguyinshorts 22-Nov-20 04:46 PM
“It’s more then just hopefully, I say that as a promise, and don’t think our economic prowess is as lacking as our diplomatic, oh no.”
(sorry, bit late cause device died)
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cbass 22-Nov-20 04:47 PM
(youre good, im playing mc at the moment lmao)
"Your case isn't very strong, I have to say."
"But for the sake of friendship between our two nations, I will agree for now."
He stands "Best of luck getting the rest of your 'Senate' to agree to this."
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someguyinshorts 22-Nov-20 04:50 PM
shitass extends for a shake “I will try”
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cbass 22-Nov-20 04:51 PM
Ivanovich nods, withholding his hand "Good day." He buttons his coat and then leaves, getting into a limousine waiting outside.
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someguyinshorts 22-Nov-20 04:52 PM
shitass simply stands there, a smile on his face and hand still outreached, as a single tear rolls down his left side
troll 1
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cbass 22-Nov-20 04:53 PM
Laughing can be heard coming from down the hall where the security feeds are
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someguyinshorts 22-Nov-20 04:54 PM
his hand slowly goes down, and shitass quickly evacuates the area for the sake of his own dignity (edited)
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cbass 22-Nov-20 04:57 PM
@parm
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parm 22-Nov-20 04:57 PM
Strides into the Senate
"Uh, may I speak with Malviya?"
(mega has indian heritage so...troll) (edited)
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cbass 22-Nov-20 04:58 PM
(gay)
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parm 22-Nov-20 04:58 PM
(entj)
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cbass 22-Nov-20 04:58 PM
Malviya steps out of the elevator at the same time, and looks around, having heard his name
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parm 22-Nov-20 04:58 PM
"Ayo"
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cbass 22-Nov-20 04:59 PM
"Um..hello"
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parm 22-Nov-20 04:59 PM
Hello, sorry for the awkwardness
I'm here to speak about an economic future for both of our countries
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cbass 22-Nov-20 05:00 PM
"Yes. Yours more than mine."
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parm 22-Nov-20 05:01 PM
Well, as you can see, our economy is in quite the pickle
We're willing to do as much as we can to improve the lot of the common Patrian
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cbass 22-Nov-20 05:02 PM
"Oh?"
"Such as?"
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parm 22-Nov-20 05:04 PM
We could perhaps undertake some joint infrastructure projects to stimulate both of our economies (edited)
We could set up a common wealth fund for any resources found out in the Indian Ocean
We could set up free trade agreements as well
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cbass 22-Nov-20 05:05 PM
"You're going to pay us?" he says, failing to stifle laughter
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parm 22-Nov-20 05:05 PM
Well, I mean, there's nothing stopping these plans from benefitting both of us... he smirks (edited)
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cbass 22-Nov-20 05:06 PM
"Elaborate."
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parm 22-Nov-20 05:07 PM
Well, you see, undertaking these projects would stimulate the local Patrian economy by upgrading our infrastructure, employing Patrians, and increasing economic activity.
and the Indian Ocean Common Wealth Fund could be used to invest around the world using the profits from licensing, selling, or anything with the resources in the international part of the Indian Ocean
and those investments will return a lot
and serve to further integrate our economies (edited)
We are afterall strategic allies in the Indian Ocean space
and we share a common currency
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cbass 22-Nov-20 05:11 PM
"Indian Ocean Common Wealth Fund..." "I like the way that sounds. How will you begin this...fund?"
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parm 22-Nov-20 05:13 PM
"Simple, we here in Patrium set up a state-owned oil/natural gas/natural resource company and we contribute our profits to this fund. Similarly you also contibute to this fund" (edited)
"We use this fund to make strategic investments across the world and build up a substantial portfolio"
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cbass 22-Nov-20 05:14 PM
"How will you pay for that? You can't make money appear out of thin air."
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parm 22-Nov-20 05:14 PM
"With the profits of the oil company"
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cbass 22-Nov-20 05:15 PM
"Paid for how..?" (edited)
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parm 22-Nov-20 05:16 PM
"well, what do you mean exactly"
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cbass 22-Nov-20 05:16 PM
"How are you going to start this oil company?"
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parm 22-Nov-20 05:16 PM
"Right, that's where we especially will need your help"
"We'd like a very low interest loan to acquire all assets necessary for the creation of this company. Of course, everything I say here is pending approval by the rest of the Senate, so I'm not promising anything this instant, but I do think that the Common Wealth Fund idea will be popular with the people and my colleagues to say the least."
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cbass 22-Nov-20 05:20 PM
"So....I don't follow. What advantage does this provide to India?"
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parm 22-Nov-20 05:24 PM
"By funding these projects, you'd be able to acquire a share of these ventures and the profit that comes with those ventures"
"Also, contributing to the Common Wealth Fund would allow you to use a portion of the fund when needed"
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cbass 22-Nov-20 05:26 PM
"Allow? So you will be in control of the Fund?"
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parm 22-Nov-20 05:28 PM
"The details of the Fund will be discussed later, but we're thinking that the decision power would be somewhat correlated to the money contributed. Also, this is meant to be a savings fund, not a place to just keep taking money from" (edited)
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cbass 22-Nov-20 05:29 PM
"Hm. I won't lie to you, your pitch was weak, but it sounds like a good plan. How much money will we have to contribute to...kick things off?"
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parm 22-Nov-20 05:30 PM
"I'll run the numbers and the proposal with the Senate but honestly, I dont know as of right now. I do admit that I am not a great orator, but I sure try to improve"
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cbass 22-Nov-20 05:32 PM
"Your plan sounds appealing, to say the least. I will discuss with my compatriots and return an answer to you soon."
He stands to go "But before then, I must explore this country. It is incredible to me"
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parm 22-Nov-20 05:32 PM
(inb4 he steps on an undetonated landmine from the war)
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Dieselkeough 22-Nov-20 08:27 PM
@cbass Marina tries to seek out the indian ambassador, certainly they must be around here somewhere...
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cbass 22-Nov-20 08:27 PM
(fuck)
The ambassador is lounging on a bench outside of the Senate Hall
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Dieselkeough 22-Nov-20 08:29 PM
Doctor Bleu begins to slowly, and in a casuall fashion approach them, "do you mind if i sit here?" she asked, gesturing to the bench. "its been quite hectic day after all."
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cbass 22-Nov-20 08:30 PM
"Oh not a problem at all." he scoots over to make room
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Dieselkeough 22-Nov-20 08:32 PM
She sits down alongside him. "Enjoying your stay here in patrium? St. Solomon is quite the beautiful city, of course once you get past all the nonsense that goes on in the building behind you. she chuckles a little. "Ambassador Malviya am I correct?" she asked
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cbass 22-Nov-20 08:34 PM
"Yes, that's correct. Do get to the point. I am limited on time." (deadass lol i gotta sleep soon)
(no offense to u, ive made all my character's assholes today)
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Dieselkeough 22-Nov-20 08:35 PM
she sighed a little. "Of course, well, I was wondering if we could work together in improving our relationship with one another, as well as boosting our economy in a little bit."
"see, If i recall correctly, India is needed alot of minerals and building materials to house your increasingly growing population."
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cbass 22-Nov-20 08:36 PM
"this is true, yes"
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Dieselkeough 22-Nov-20 08:38 PM
"What i would like to propose then, is that we offer your nation a bit of a benefit, to encourage purchases from our nation. Our government shall pay for some percentage of both industrial goods and mined goods to be sold to India. as shipping is so quick, the incentives would be great for your people, and your government to buy from our nation."
"We could pay for a certain percentage of goods bought then imported into india, as well as get rid of all tarrifs going in and out."
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cbass 22-Nov-20 08:39 PM
"what do you want from us?" (edited)
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Dieselkeough 22-Nov-20 08:40 PM
"Well, we do need foreign investment, seeing as how india is so close to Patrium, Your companies could move in, and more easily send product to your nation. "
"If you provided some incentive for indian companies to export some labour over to patrium, we can supply cheaper mined goods and cheaper industrial goods."
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cbass 22-Nov-20 08:41 PM
"how soon can we expect a return on our investment?"
"ive already spoken to one of your fellow senators and he proposed a solid plan."
"senator...mini..? i believe?"
entj 1
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boohooo 1
( entj )
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Dieselkeough 22-Nov-20 08:44 PM
"It depends on how much your country is willing to spend. I will leave that up to you on how much you are willing to spend on such an endeavor, I beleive we will reduce the costs immediately upon the passing of the bill. not to mention we shall promote indian products to be purchaced in patrium through a potential almanac."
"I was thinking we could reduce costs for your nation, and its companies by 15%" (edited)
"On industrial and mined goods that is."
"Not cost in total."
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cbass 22-Nov-20 08:53 PM
"i would suggest the two of you come together and form a cohesive plan, and then we speak again. you have very similar ideas."
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Dieselkeough 22-Nov-20 08:54 PM
"of course."
"i hope you have a good evening ambassador, and do stay safe."
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cbass 22-Nov-20 08:55 PM
"thank you"
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Sen. Empharius 24-Nov-20 03:50 PM
(So what has China said so far? I’ve been out of it for a bit) (edited)
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parm 24-Nov-20 03:51 PM
(uhhh we're building a nuclear power plant and a 5g netowrk with them and the UK
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Sen. Empharius 24-Nov-20 03:51 PM
(Sounds good to me)
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cbass 25-Nov-20 11:59 AM
The receptionist speaks over the phone for a moment and then Malviya comes out of an office and says, "Ah yes, Senator Mega, how are you today?" @parm (edited)
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parm 25-Nov-20 12:00 PM
"Hello, I am doing well"
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cbass 25-Nov-20 12:00 PM
"I'm glad to hear it. What brings you to me today?"
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parm 25-Nov-20 12:00 PM
"We have reviewed the proposal and thought it would be prudent to put off the Sovereign Wealth fund idea for abit"
"Instead, we are looking into gaining strategic investments in our Manufacturing sector and an expansion of the port of New Porto
"We're also looking to reduce the tariffs between our nations"
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cbass 25-Nov-20 12:03 PM
"Ah. I'm disappointed to hear that the fund will have to wait."
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parm 25-Nov-20 12:03 PM
"Indeed, but we are doing quite a lot so it would be prudent to wait for a bit"
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cbass 25-Nov-20 12:04 PM
"I suppose we're back to square one here then. What will we get in return for investing in your economy?"
"Sell me on it."
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parm 25-Nov-20 12:06 PM
"Well, b investing in our manufacturing sector, you'd be able to earn a lot of profit by owning some shares in some of our manufacturing companies. By investing in the Port of New Porto, you'd: 1) Be more able to deliver indian goods to patrium 2) get preferential treatment for indian ships"
"also by removing tariffs, trade will be much easier between our nations"
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Sen. James Durham 25-Nov-20 12:10 PM
(it would be prudent to note our rare ores being helpful to their emerging tech industry)
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parm 25-Nov-20 12:10 PM
(true)
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Senator Evans 25-Nov-20 12:12 PM
(We’ll still own the port right?)
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cbass 25-Nov-20 12:12 PM
"Ah I see what you're suggesting. This plan sounds favorable, although I have a question, if you don't mind."
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parm 25-Nov-20 12:13 PM
(yes we do)
"waht shall it be?"
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cbass 25-Nov-20 12:17 PM
"How will Indian ships be given preferential treatment? A tariff?"
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parm 25-Nov-20 12:19 PM
"We will give Indian ships a reduced fee for using the New Porto Port"
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cbass 25-Nov-20 12:19 PM
"New Porto exclusively or throughout Patrium as a whole?"
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parm 25-Nov-20 12:19 PM
(what are the current fees for the port?) "Perhaps through out Patrium but especially in New Porto
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cbass 25-Nov-20 12:21 PM
"Interesting" (edited)
"I can agree to this."
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parm 25-Nov-20 12:21 PM
"Thank you, Ambassador"
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cbass 25-Nov-20 12:24 PM
"Of course. Good day, Senator"
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Sen. Julian Titus (Chiang) 26-Nov-20 08:18 PM
"Ummm, i am a General in the Military, so yes i do, Why??" (edited)
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Dieselkeough 26-Nov-20 08:19 PM
"Well, i need to get to Noki Bay as quick as i can." She tried to explain
"A tad bit of an emergency see."
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Sen. Julian Titus (Chiang) 26-Nov-20 08:20 PM
"Uhhhh ok i can call and get some planes ready." (edited)
"Are we under attack?" Chiang asks worried
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Dieselkeough 26-Nov-20 08:21 PM
She looked at him. "I am afraid i cant say."
She looked at him. "But suppose if i were to say we were attacked, what would be your response?"
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Sen. Julian Titus (Chiang) 26-Nov-20 08:22 PM
"To strike back hard so the enemy would never try it again? Why?"
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Dieselkeough 26-Nov-20 08:23 PM
"Nothing." She stated, looking forward, she quickly tried to get into her car. "You know where to go yes?"
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cbass 26-Nov-20 08:23 PM
( peabrain )
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Sen. Julian Titus (Chiang) 26-Nov-20 08:25 PM
"Well i'll call the Nearest Military Air Base to get Planes ready and transport for you to go with the Planes, and seeing that you are scared im now going to Military Command."
Chiang takes out his phone and make a call
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Dieselkeough 26-Nov-20 08:27 PM
She tried to stop him from doing that. "Consider it... an information breach." She stated, or... perhaps a breach of security. Nothing the military needs to be concerned with." She said to him. (edited)
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cbass 26-Nov-20 08:27 PM
>your (😳)
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Sen. Julian Titus (Chiang) 26-Nov-20 08:28 PM
"Im sorry, but if it is of National Security i will be concerned with it, I'll go to Military Command and make the call there. It's my sworn duty to protect Patrium."
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Dieselkeough 26-Nov-20 08:29 PM
She tried to drive toward the airbase. "It will be Nothing of that scale." She stated, though it was unclear if it was truth or a lie. "Look, if i can get there in time, everything will be okay."
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Sen. Julian Titus (Chiang) 26-Nov-20 08:31 PM
"Well the Planes are on stand by and waiting for you."
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Dieselkeough 26-Nov-20 08:31 PM
"Its nothing, really. The military does not need to be involved and besides, that would be bad publicity for you and myself should they eventually not be needed."
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Sen. Julian Titus (Chiang) 26-Nov-20 08:32 PM
"Well its better to be safe then sorry, i'd rather be prepared then be defenseless with my pants down."
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Dieselkeough 26-Nov-20 08:32 PM
She nodded. "I do thank you general." She stated, speeding down the highway toward the airbase.
Soon, arriving at its gates.
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Sen. Julian Titus (Chiang) 26-Nov-20 08:32 PM
(So im with in the car with you right.)
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Dieselkeough 26-Nov-20 08:33 PM
//assuming ye
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Sen. Julian Titus (Chiang) 26-Nov-20 08:33 PM
(Ok)
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Dieselkeough 26-Nov-20 08:34 PM
She arrived at the gates, looking at chiang to give her and the guard the okay to enter
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Sen. Julian Titus (Chiang) 26-Nov-20 08:34 PM
Signals the Guard to let us through the gate
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Dieselkeough 26-Nov-20 08:35 PM
She quickly drives inside to approach the aircraft, stopping short of the runway, parking and gathering her things, to start running toward the plane, well as best as one could run wearing high heels
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Sen. Julian Titus (Chiang) 26-Nov-20 08:36 PM
"What ever it is, i'll be in Military Command" Yells towards Dr. Marina
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Dieselkeough 26-Nov-20 08:37 PM
She nodded. "I will see you next session!" She exclaimed back, getting herself into the plane, before it would eventually take off.
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Sen. Julian Titus (Chiang) 26-Nov-20 08:38 PM
Gets in driver seat and leaves the Air base to go to Military Command
(Well this was/is Interesting)
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Dieselkeough 26-Nov-20 08:40 PM
From the information he would see reguarding noki bay, it seemed only a couple of things were of interest. A volunteer firemans navy seemed to stop in the cities ports for refeuling. And there was a slight electromagnetic irregularity. But that was about all that happened that could be deemed as irregular
Something went on however that warranted her reaction. Though it was unclear what that was by broad observation
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Sen. Julian Titus (Chiang) 26-Nov-20 08:49 PM
Sen. Chiang thinking "hmmm, her reaction did not seem that i was nothing to be worried about." Gives order to put Military Bases in the area on alert but to demobilize in a instant if it was nothing. Sen. Chiang thinking "Like i said i don't want to be caught unprepared" (edited)
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Dieselkeough 26-Nov-20 08:50 PM
After a while the electromagnetic anomaly subsided.
Its seemed that maybe this was what she was concerned about.
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Sen. Julian Titus (Chiang) 26-Nov-20 08:53 PM
Gives an order to try and find where that electromagnetic anomaly came from
Sen. Chiang thinking "I knew that was what she was talking about"
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Dieselkeough 26-Nov-20 08:56 PM
Results would be unclear. It was however determined to be in the industrial district of the city, sonewhere.
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Sen. Julian Titus (Chiang) 26-Nov-20 09:01 PM
Sen. Chiang thinking "Should i send in a Squad...." Gives order to send 3 Squads to the industrial district of the city to see if they can find anything out of the ordinary
(Squad is 10 people btw, so that is 30 people)
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Dieselkeough 26-Nov-20 09:05 PM
In the industrial district they would find multiple factories, as well as catch some drug smugglers. There were a few active factories in the area, a Ship parts producing factory, a rebar processing plant, as well as the McCurtney Elixr Bottling plant. It would seem that Marina was spotted heading toward Springlake after the electro magnetic anomoly ceased.
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Sen. Julian Titus (Chiang) 26-Nov-20 09:09 PM
Orders the 3 squads in the direction of Springlake
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Dieselkeough 26-Nov-20 09:11 PM
She would be seen trying to take the bus over to the city. It would be up to chiang if he wanted to stop her or not.
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Sen. Julian Titus (Chiang) 26-Nov-20 09:17 PM
Gives order to let her go Sen. Chiang thinking "What ever she is doing it better be for the betterment of Patrium" Goes to the Bathroom Makes a call to the Local PML to be on alert and find Dr. Marina and spy on her
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Dieselkeough 26-Nov-20 09:24 PM
She took the bus, none the wiser, and travelled to springlake. It seemed springlake had the local party headquarters, so she would get a free place to sleep at the moment.
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Sen. Julian Titus (Chiang) 26-Nov-20 09:25 PM
(well now what ever she does there she will be spied on)
(Shall we leave it there for now, cuz its 12:25 am where i live)
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cbass 03-Dec-20 11:30 AM
Beifong lounges at the doors of the senate hall, flipping through some files
(someone talk to me 🙂 )
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Sebastian Matthews 03-Dec-20 11:36 AM
“Hello ambassador how are you?”
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cbass 03-Dec-20 11:40 AM
"Good, and you?"
"Although a bit stressed" he says, gesturing at the guards
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character-confusion 03-Dec-20 11:42 AM
(smh if you're not gonna be the ambassador @cbass change your name back)
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cbass 03-Dec-20 11:42 AM
(oops) (edited)
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Sebastian Matthews 03-Dec-20 11:42 AM
“Doing alright, and yes it makes me a little uneasy too”
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cbass 03-Dec-20 11:44 AM
"Aye. Have you heard what's going on with the NLF?"
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Sebastian Matthews 03-Dec-20 11:46 AM
“I am unaware of any developments”
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cbass 03-Dec-20 11:47 AM
"Unfortunate. It's quite exciting."
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Sebastian Matthews 03-Dec-20 11:50 AM
“My ability to keep up with internal  party politics is limited.” (edited)
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cbass 03-Dec-20 11:51 AM
"You are aware the NLF is a political party in Patrium...right?"
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Senator Evans 03-Dec-20 11:52 AM
“Everything is fine, there is nothing to see here”
entj
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Sebastian Matthews 03-Dec-20 11:52 AM
(That was a typo)
(My b 😆)
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character-confusion 05-Dec-20 09:25 AM
Mid way through the broadcast of the speech, one of Patrium’s biggest radio stations stops it’s broadcast of the speech to interrupt our regularly scheduled programming we have a special bulletin regarding Senator Constantine. “Constantine, it’s Maria, where ever you are I want you to know that we’re looking for you, and that we just want you safe at home. For when you return to us, and I pray that you will soon, some of yia yia’s galaktoboureko is waiting for you, I know it’s your favorite. And to the citizens of Patrium if any of you have information on my cousins whereabouts please contact the senate security committee so we can bring him home. Thank you.
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Deleted User 05-Dec-20 09:26 AM
(I’ll be in #the-news in a minute)
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Senator Evans 05-Dec-20 09:27 AM
(Tfw Greek deserts in a national radio broadcast)
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Deleted User 05-Dec-20 09:27 AM
(Lmao)
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Duchess Ita Taîýrudá 05-Dec-20 09:48 AM
Ita leaves the senate building and directs herself to a quieter corner of the city, turning on her phone she struggles for a second as she attempts to call @Senator Evans, few seconds of messing with later she manages to start the call
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Senator Evans 05-Dec-20 09:49 AM
picks up “duchess Taiyruda, I hope you’re not upset at me for affording the president the respect he deserves”
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Duchess Ita Taîýrudá 05-Dec-20 09:50 AM
"Yes, yes, whatever you like to tell yourself Evans. Look, do you have anything to do with this? I'm scared i already know the answer"
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Senator Evans 05-Dec-20 09:51 AM
“If you want an answer to that it’s probably best you make your way to the outskirts”
“Discussing such matters over an insecure line may not be a good idea given the circumstances” (edited)
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“We have much to discuss”
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Deleted User 05-Dec-20 09:54 AM
(I’ll reappear ic in a few hours i think)
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Duchess Ita Taîýrudá 05-Dec-20 09:55 AM
"Oh for Rudás sakes... Fine, look, I'll bike out there to meet you, just don't do anything stupid in the off time" Ita hangs up and takes her bike, starting the track to meet with Evans
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Senator Evans 05-Dec-20 09:55 AM
“Oh and since you’re coming here anyway...l
“Would it be that much trouble to pick up something to eat?”
(troll)
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Duchess Ita Taîýrudá 05-Dec-20 09:56 AM
(Fuck off) (edited)
(I'll pick something cheap i guess)
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Senator Evans 05-Dec-20 10:03 AM
(But Muh dumplings)
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Deleted User 05-Dec-20 10:03 AM
// dumplings are just wet socks
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Senator Evans 05-Dec-20 10:06 AM
(Cursed)
(She would tho)
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Duchess Ita Taîýrudá 05-Dec-20 10:08 AM
Ita pulls up to a cabin outside of the capitol, it doesn't really look to be a very comfortable place to be in... Bur regardless, none of her business where Evans likes to spend his time "Hello? Evans? Are you there?"
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Senator Evans 05-Dec-20 10:09 AM
“Hello Duchess, or should I call you senator? I’m not sure which title you prefer”
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Duchess Ita Taîýrudá 05-Dec-20 10:10 AM
"Duchess does make me feel a bit more important, but either works, i don't imagine you actually care that much"
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Senator Evans 05-Dec-20 10:11 AM
“Well it’s best to try and be somewhat polite”
“As the master said “The superior man does not, even for the space of a single meal, act contrary to virtue."”
“So let’s eat, and I can fill you in”
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Duchess Ita Taîýrudá 05-Dec-20 10:14 AM
"I uh- I didn't really bring anything for you so if you want to eat you'd need to share with me"
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Senator Evans 05-Dec-20 10:15 AM
“Fiiine”
“So, as I’m sure you know this all started when the president flooded the Capitol with troops”
“for seemingly no reason”
“During that time the NCP also sent delegates to the United States, to try to get help from them in case of a coup by the president”
“I also contacted a few people, but that isn’t especially relevant to this particular issue”
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Duchess Ita Taîýrudá 05-Dec-20 10:19 AM
"Mhm... And i imagine you are somehow involved in this scandal"
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Senator Evans 05-Dec-20 10:19 AM
“Of course, I couldn’t just stand by”
“So I threatened a general strike”
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Duchess Ita Taîýrudá 05-Dec-20 10:19 AM
"That's not that bad, anything else?"
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Senator Evans 05-Dec-20 10:20 AM
“And got the president to pull troops out of the city, in a great victory for the people”
“During that time the NCP submitted a bill to create an army loyal to the senate, but due to their incompetence that group is now probably on the side of the president and the CIA”
“But our party has lots of officers and troop within it, so that isn’t completely bad for us”
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Duchess Ita Taîýrudá 05-Dec-20 10:21 AM
"I do recall that bill, personally i voted i against it"
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Senator Evans 05-Dec-20 10:21 AM
“But yeah we discovered that the CIA was plotting a coup against us”
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Duchess Ita Taîýrudá 05-Dec-20 10:22 AM
"The president said otherwise mr. Evans, what evidence do we have exactly?"
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Senator Evans 05-Dec-20 10:22 AM
“Well.... (shows the photos of the documents)”
“These make that seem fairly plausible”
“And while I don’t entirely trust the NCP, it isn’t exactly shocking that the United States would do something like this”
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Duchess Ita Taîýrudá 05-Dec-20 10:24 AM
"I- I have a bad feeling about this whole thing Evans, this whole thing stinks"
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Senator Evans 05-Dec-20 10:25 AM
“I understand that the NCP isn’t especially trust worthy, which I why I have taken some other precautions that I’m not sure I should go into right now”
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Duchess Ita Taîýrudá 05-Dec-20 10:26 AM
"So Evans, what do you plan on even doing from here?"
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Senator Evans 05-Dec-20 10:27 AM
“Something major is on its way, and I have already taken actions that prevent any funny business on the part of the Americans”
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Duchess Ita Taîýrudá 05-Dec-20 10:28 AM
"Your vagueness scare me senator, I've heard you are quite the schemer so this isn't exactly helping our whole mutual trust"
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Senator Evans 05-Dec-20 10:28 AM
“Though I could use some of your help”
“I would love to go into even more detail, but frankly I have no way of ensuring that you’re loyal to me and the party” (edited)
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Duchess Ita Taîýrudá 05-Dec-20 10:29 AM
"Party this, party that, our loyalties should stand with the people Evans"
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Senator Evans 05-Dec-20 10:30 AM
“I agree, the party is the vanguard of the people after all”
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Duchess Ita Taîýrudá 05-Dec-20 10:31 AM
Ita mumbles "Whatever you have to tell yourself senator" (edited)
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Senator Evans 05-Dec-20 10:31 AM
“If I had some way of guaranteeing your loyalty I could tell you everything”
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Duchess Ita Taîýrudá 05-Dec-20 10:33 AM
"Well, how exactly do you suggest i may prove my loyalty senator?"
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Senator Evans 05-Dec-20 10:34 AM
“As I understand it you have your own militia” (edited)
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Duchess Ita Taîýrudá 05-Dec-20 10:35 AM
"Kind of, yes. It's more of a private police force in my old estate"
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Senator Evans 05-Dec-20 10:35 AM
“Well, would it be possible for you to redirect a portion of them to new Catalan and another portion to the outskirts of the Capitol
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Duchess Ita Taîýrudá 05-Dec-20 10:37 AM
"That's a dangerous move Evans, if i do end up doing that don't expect them to act as anything more than a deterrent. I don't want my hands bloodied by your poorly thought out plans"
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Sen. James Durham 05-Dec-20 10:37 AM
(👀 )
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Senator Evans 05-Dec-20 10:38 AM
“Of course, they will act as a deterrent, and they’ll reinforce the red guards, to make up for the other transfers we’re doing”
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Duchess Ita Taîýrudá 05-Dec-20 10:38 AM
"I suppose you have a deal senator..."
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Deleted User 05-Dec-20 10:38 AM
(Evans: Im against the PMJs paramils, so watch as I make my own)
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Senator Evans 05-Dec-20 10:38 AM
(Pog)
(Also this convo is only between the two of us brainlets)
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character-confusion 05-Dec-20 10:40 AM
(that's why its ooc smh)
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Senator Evans 05-Dec-20 10:40 AM
(Ik, just making sure for when I say sensitive info)
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character-confusion 05-Dec-20 10:40 AM
(i do find it heavily ironic that evans asked the prez to condem paramils while leading one)
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Duchess Ita Taîýrudá 05-Dec-20 10:40 AM
(Evans is a snake)
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Kermit the C_L_A_M 05-Dec-20 10:40 AM
(Cope hardertroll )
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Deleted User 05-Dec-20 10:40 AM
(die)
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Senator Evans 05-Dec-20 10:40 AM
( @character-confusion I mean yeah I’m a snake)
(But the condemnation only hurts militias aligned with the military and the government)
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character-confusion 05-Dec-20 10:41 AM
(sure hope that won't come back to bite you 🙂 )
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Kermit the C_L_A_M 05-Dec-20 10:41 AM
(Also umm aktually I run the red guard not Evan's troll )
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Dr. Kris Lawrence 05-Dec-20 10:41 AM
(lmao Ferrok made a para and I have to justify it with volunteer former resistance members)
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Senator Evans 05-Dec-20 10:41 AM
(troll)
( @Kermit the C_L_A_M yeah yeah we get it)
(You’re the scary terrorist one)
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Deleted User 05-Dec-20 10:41 AM
(lmao this is why none likes u guys)
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Kermit the C_L_A_M 05-Dec-20 10:41 AM
(Then stop acting like they like you r*visionist)
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Senator Evans 05-Dec-20 10:42 AM
( @Deleted User I mean yeah it’s just political maneuvering)
(So what do you think of the request)
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Deleted User 05-Dec-20 10:42 AM
(dont get me weong, its a great maneuver and I applaud you for it, on the other hand, fuck you)
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Senator Evans 05-Dec-20 10:43 AM
(That’s basically evan’s whole character lol)
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Duchess Ita Taîýrudá 05-Dec-20 10:43 AM
"So Evans, now that you have my word, you mind sharing the plan?"
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character-confusion 05-Dec-20 10:44 AM
(weeks?)
(did we say weeks?)
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Senator Evans 05-Dec-20 10:44 AM
(Eh it was more like one week)
(I think?)
Original message was deleted.
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Deleted User 05-Dec-20 10:45 AM
(private but its fun to make fun of Evans)
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Senator Evans 05-Dec-20 10:45 AM
(I meannnnn we can’t trust people not to meta game riiiight?) (edited)
( @character-confusion r i g h t ?)
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character-confusion 05-Dec-20 10:45 AM
(oh totally)
(when has metagaming ever come into play?)
(frankly i'm absolutely shocked that you even think that whatsoever)
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Senator Evans 05-Dec-20 10:45 AM
(Eh whatever, the thuzi thing is noticeable in any case)
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Dr. Kris Lawrence 05-Dec-20 10:47 AM
(Ark: ah shit, time to ruin the fun of everyone by metagaming)
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Sen. James Durham 05-Dec-20 10:47 AM
(I knew already 😇 )
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Senator Evans 05-Dec-20 10:48 AM
(But eh I did a dm for the actual secret part)
(People knowing about the thuzi thing does basically nothing for them, there’s really no way around it)
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Duchess Ita Taîýrudá 05-Dec-20 10:49 AM
"Must have some balls to think you can pull that off Evans... But you know what? I'm in"
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Senator Evans 05-Dec-20 10:50 AM
“Good, oh and two more things, could I take a handful of your men to enhance my security detail?”
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Kermit the C_L_A_M 05-Dec-20 10:51 AM
(mfw )
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Senator Evans 05-Dec-20 10:51 AM
(Cope harder)
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Kermit the C_L_A_M 05-Dec-20 10:52 AM
(im feeling quite bored today... maybe i need to revolutionze the party's culture troll )
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Senator Evans 05-Dec-20 10:53 AM
(Basically @character-confusion if I have red guards and tribe people in my security detail both @Kermit the C_L_A_M and @Duchess Ita Taîýrudá will need to be in on something if they want to kill me right?)
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Kermit the C_L_A_M 05-Dec-20 10:53 AM
(i never said kill smh)
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Senator Evans 05-Dec-20 10:53 AM
(I meannnn)
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Dr. Kris Lawrence 05-Dec-20 10:53 AM
(cultural revolution moment)
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Kermit the C_L_A_M 05-Dec-20 10:53 AM
(just make a cult od personality around me and make you illegitimate troll )
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Sen. James Durham 05-Dec-20 10:53 AM
(You are Lenin and they are Stalin/Trotsky) (edited)
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Kermit the C_L_A_M 05-Dec-20 10:54 AM
(no)
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Sen. James Durham 05-Dec-20 10:54 AM
(head canon :))
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Kermit the C_L_A_M 05-Dec-20 10:54 AM
(this has been a long discussion)
(at best i am stalin and he is trottard)
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character-confusion 05-Dec-20 10:54 AM
(wellllll he's technically party head rn...)
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Sen. James Durham 05-Dec-20 10:54 AM
(exactly^)
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Kermit the C_L_A_M 05-Dec-20 10:54 AM
(too bad troll )
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Duchess Ita Taîýrudá 05-Dec-20 10:55 AM
"I don't trust you with my people Evans, as i said, they are only there as to prevent this from escalating too far. They'll stick by my side"
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Kermit the C_L_A_M 05-Dec-20 10:55 AM
(entj )
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Senator Evans 05-Dec-20 10:55 AM
(Sad!)
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Kermit the C_L_A_M 05-Dec-20 10:55 AM
(me in the gaming server in a nutshell ^)
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Senator Evans 05-Dec-20 10:55 AM
“Your people are loyal to yourself and the party, and their only job will be my protection”
( @Kermit the C_L_A_M lol yeah pretty much)
“I fail to see how this risks escalation?”
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Kermit the C_L_A_M 05-Dec-20 10:57 AM
(clearly she doesnt want to help you be more powerful troll )
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Senator Evans 05-Dec-20 10:57 AM
(I mean technically she gets a bit more power at your expense)
(Because rn evans doesn’t see her as a threat)
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Duchess Ita Taîýrudá 05-Dec-20 10:58 AM
"Incorrect senator, they are loyal to me yes, but I've heard things from fellow senators that make me doubt your capabilities to maintain civility on your own"
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Senator Mucus 05-Dec-20 10:59 AM
(Based timeline? comflushed)
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Senator Evans 05-Dec-20 10:59 AM
(But I literally did a Confucius quote at you that said that my civility mask doesn’t slip boohooo)
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Kermit the C_L_A_M 05-Dec-20 10:59 AM
(so a cursed world)
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Duchess Ita Taîýrudá 05-Dec-20 10:59 AM
(We all know it will)
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Senator Evans 05-Dec-20 10:59 AM
(Basically yeah, it’s amazing @Senator Mucus)
“Are you worried about me being rude to my detail?”
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Kermit the C_L_A_M 05-Dec-20 10:59 AM
(i even made my character jsut look like asian stalin troll )
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Senator Evans 05-Dec-20 10:59 AM
I’m only rude to you duchess
( @Kermit the C_L_A_M hehehe)
(So mao?) (edited)
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Kermit the C_L_A_M 05-Dec-20 11:00 AM
(mfw )
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Senator Evans 05-Dec-20 11:00 AM
(Cope)
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Duchess Ita Taîýrudá 05-Dec-20 11:00 AM
"Not rude, I'm scared of what you would do given you are left unsupervised with the paramilitaries"
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Sen. James Durham 05-Dec-20 11:00 AM
(destroy the child)
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Senator Evans 05-Dec-20 11:00 AM
“I’m already as you say unsupervised around the red guards”
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Kermit the C_L_A_M 05-Dec-20 11:01 AM
(NLF drama wouldnt need to happen if evans wasnt such a r*visionist smh) (edited)
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Senator Evans 05-Dec-20 11:01 AM
(Not everyone can be a scary terrorist)
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Kermit the C_L_A_M 05-Dec-20 11:01 AM
(yes they canentj )
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Senator Evans 05-Dec-20 11:01 AM
(Also you’re the revisionist)
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Kermit the C_L_A_M 05-Dec-20 11:01 AM
(no u troll )
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Senator Mucus 05-Dec-20 11:01 AM
(I just wish Evans roleplayed as a technocrat like they actually are. I’d probably hop ship to the NLF in a second.)
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Senator Evans 05-Dec-20 11:02 AM
(Hmmm, rn most of my rp is dengoid)
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Kermit the C_L_A_M 05-Dec-20 11:02 AM
(i would have killed evans the second i got back if that was the case)
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Duchess Ita Taîýrudá 05-Dec-20 11:02 AM
"Well Evans, you either take the no for an answer or the Raoni stay in the estate"
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Senator Evans 05-Dec-20 11:02 AM
(But I did have a technocratic party in season one that did okay)
(I’m just coping crying that the PLP shat on me)
( @parm I did lol)
(Listen, it did okay pre civil war)
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Kermit the C_L_A_M 05-Dec-20 11:03 AM
(even i won more battles i was jsut a bunch of frenchaboosentj )
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Senator Evans 05-Dec-20 11:03 AM
(You didn’t get yeeted by spec ops tho)
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Kermit the C_L_A_M 05-Dec-20 11:03 AM
(yes and?)
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Senator Evans 05-Dec-20 11:03 AM
(entj)
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Dr. Kris Lawrence 05-Dec-20 11:03 AM
(Lenin -> Bukharin -> Trotsky TrollFace)
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Kermit the C_L_A_M 05-Dec-20 11:03 AM
(i didnt get yeeted becuase i dont think half the players knew i had secededentj )
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Kermit the C_L_A_M 05-Dec-20 11:04 AM
(no stop, i dont want tno patrium edition)
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Dr. Kris Lawrence 05-Dec-20 11:04 AM
(we are literally Komi²)
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Senator Evans 05-Dec-20 11:04 AM
“Fine, but you remember that I shared indignation with you, don’t make me regret my decision” (you will)
(@Dr. Kris Lawrence lol)
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Kermit the C_L_A_M 05-Dec-20 11:04 AM
(petra is tabby entj )
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Duchess Ita Taîýrudá 05-Dec-20 11:04 AM
"If that was all may return home now?"
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Dr. Kris Lawrence 05-Dec-20 11:05 AM
(TrollLaughGlitch)
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Kermit the C_L_A_M 05-Dec-20 11:05 AM
(inb4 petra gasses all of patrium to try and get adams to come back to life and save us)
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Duchess Ita Taîýrudá 05-Dec-20 11:05 AM
(How did you guess my plan?)
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Senator Evans 05-Dec-20 11:05 AM
“yes, I’ll stay here with the union members”
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Kermit the C_L_A_M 05-Dec-20 11:05 AM
(i know you too well smh)
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Dr. Kris Lawrence 05-Dec-20 11:05 AM
(I take Kardashev. Howard, grab Chelomei troll)
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Senator Evans 05-Dec-20 11:06 AM
(Lol)
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Duchess Ita Taîýrudá 05-Dec-20 11:06 AM
(I'll make Taboristky look like a fucking joke when I'm done with the colonizers)
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Kermit the C_L_A_M 05-Dec-20 11:06 AM
(i just wanna vibe in tyumen with kaganovich boohooo )
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Senator Evans 05-Dec-20 11:06 AM
(Tfw I’m a colonizer)
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Dr. Kris Lawrence 05-Dec-20 11:07 AM
(-120% population moment)
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Kermit the C_L_A_M 05-Dec-20 11:07 AM
(thats actually the only good ending the mods have planned troll )
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Duchess Ita Taîýrudá 05-Dec-20 11:07 AM
(I'm going to nuke the earth so only pure bread Austronesians survive)
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Dr. Kris Lawrence 05-Dec-20 11:08 AM
(Tabby+Yakov)
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Senator Mucus 05-Dec-20 11:08 AM
(So did I but you didn’t listen)
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Dr. Kris Lawrence 05-Dec-20 11:08 AM
(TrollLaughGlitch) (edited)
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Duchess Ita Taîýrudá 05-Dec-20 11:08 AM
(Step 1: Cover yourself in blood)
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Senator Evans 05-Dec-20 11:09 AM
(Stfu anarkiddie marketoid)
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Senator Mucus 05-Dec-20 11:10 AM
(I’m not ready to make any decisions now, but I may form a technocratic party if the TPO doesn’t start to pivot towards technocracy.)
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Kermit the C_L_A_M 05-Dec-20 11:10 AM
(step 1: cover yourself in red guards) (step 2: cover yourself in red guards) (step 3: cover yourself in red guards) (step 4: ??????????????????????) (step 5: become leader of the NLF)
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Dr. Kris Lawrence 05-Dec-20 11:10 AM
(oh forgot Meihnof for good measure)
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Dr. Kris Lawrence 05-Dec-20 11:12 AM
(Corn Lord: no)
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Deleted User 05-Dec-20 11:13 AM
(because having the most qualified, and skilled in charge is retarded) (edited)
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Kermit the C_L_A_M 05-Dec-20 11:15 AM
(mfw when people act like democracy and meritocracy are unironically mutually exclusive)
(educated democracy creates its own form of meritocracy)
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Deleted User 05-Dec-20 11:15 AM
(not entirely mutually exclusive but enough so. Democracy tends to be rule by the incompetent sadly)
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Kermit the C_L_A_M 05-Dec-20 11:16 AM
(no, what you call democracy is called liberalism) (edited)
(mfw when i sound like an anarkiddie when i defend democracy mfw )
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(chad rousseau gang with state mandated anarchism) (edited)
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(he has the only good social contract)
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Deleted User 05-Dec-20 11:17 AM
(the class of rulers will always diverge from the interest of the public in a Democracy as the tyrant majority within a Democracy can shield their greedy, malicious actions under the guise of acting in the interest of the people through a vote, and unlike a dictatorship wherein all blame can be targeted upon that of a single person, under a Democracy blame can be shifted and many take no consequences due to it)
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Kermit the C_L_A_M 05-Dec-20 11:18 AM
(thats because of capitalism not actual democracy entj )
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Senator Evans 05-Dec-20 11:18 AM
(We’ve been over this)
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Sen. James Durham 05-Dec-20 11:18 AM
(hahhahaha)
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Kermit the C_L_A_M 05-Dec-20 11:18 AM
(literally stfu)
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Deleted User 05-Dec-20 11:18 AM
(Democracy forces the will of the tyrant majority down the throats of the minority whose vote failed)
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Senator Evans 05-Dec-20 11:19 AM
(People can’t actually be experts in every area, and they’re unwilling to listen to people who are telling them to do things they don’t like)
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Deleted User 05-Dec-20 11:19 AM
(It happens under both Capitalism, and Communism, and Socialism, this isn’t strictly an economic issue and equating as such is just wrong)
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Senator Evans 05-Dec-20 11:19 AM
(Also robes’ russeauoid version is pretty majoritarian)
( @Deleted User this)
(Nothing about capitalism causes those issues)
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Kermit the C_L_A_M 05-Dec-20 11:19 AM
(mfw when J S Mill-oids are are coping that majortitarianism is a bad thing entj )
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Senator Evans 05-Dec-20 11:19 AM
(They’ve been a thing since ancient Athens as doing this shit)
(Oh and if mega’s consensus democracy happened we’d get even worse issues)
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Kermit the C_L_A_M 05-Dec-20 11:20 AM
(they had proto capitalism in athens becuase they were under the slave society systementj )
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Deleted User 05-Dec-20 11:20 AM
(I agree with this actually, I believe those who are expert or meritorious on a subject should make the decisions, not a panel who claims to be experts on all subjects)
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Senator Evans 05-Dec-20 11:20 AM
(Yeah experts should get decision making power in the areas of their expertise)
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Kermit the C_L_A_M 05-Dec-20 11:21 AM
(why yes i use marxist historical analysis to defend my claims even tho im not a marxist chad )
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Deleted User 05-Dec-20 11:21 AM
(Tyranny of the Majority opresses the Minority, and when even a fraction of a collective has their rights reduced, everyone loses)
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Deleted User 05-Dec-20 11:21 AM
(Yes)
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Senator Evans 05-Dec-20 11:21 AM
(See someone’s based)
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Dieselkeough 05-Dec-20 11:21 AM
Welcome tO PADRE troll
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Kermit the C_L_A_M 05-Dec-20 11:21 AM
(clearly youve never read the social contract as you do not understand the notion of the general will)
Avatar Dieselkeough Welcome tO PADRE troll
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Deleted User 05-Dec-20 11:21 AM
(fuck off PADRE)
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Senator Evans 05-Dec-20 11:21 AM
(The General will is brainlet. Such a thing does not exist)
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Dieselkeough 05-Dec-20 11:21 AM
You cant deny it forever
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Kermit the C_L_A_M 05-Dec-20 11:22 AM
(maybe we should channels so i dont have to put fucking parenthesis everytime)
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Senator Evans 05-Dec-20 11:22 AM
(It’s as immaterial as talking about natural rights, or souls)
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Dieselkeough 05-Dec-20 11:22 AM
You are a platoist
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Deleted User 05-Dec-20 11:22 AM
(I have read the Koinikos Symvialo) (edited)
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Dieselkeough 05-Dec-20 11:22 AM
J o i n u s
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Senator Evans 05-Dec-20 11:22 AM
( @Kermit the C_L_A_M eh maybe)
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Dieselkeough 05-Dec-20 11:22 AM
You have but one more step to take
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Deleted User 05-Dec-20 11:22 AM
// I would but your policies are shit
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Kermit the C_L_A_M 05-Dec-20 11:22 AM
(i do not know what that is but i am talking about rousseaus Social Contract)
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character-confusion 05-Dec-20 11:23 AM
( #casual-debates smh )
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Deleted User 05-Dec-20 11:23 AM
(Jfc, the Koinikos Symvialo is the original name for the Social Contract Theory)
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Senator Mucus 05-Dec-20 11:23 AM
(I would step in to defend technocracy, but it looks like you guys have it handled.)
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Senator Evans 05-Dec-20 11:23 AM
(Eh feel free to jump into the screeching)
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Dieselkeough 05-Dec-20 11:26 AM
Your policies ARE our policies
J o i n u s
Closeted PADRE
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Deleted User 06-Dec-20 10:43 AM
several hours after the discussion between senators on the Chinese carrier, rumors begin to spread that multiple paramilitary forces are making their way through any area with high Chinese activity
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Senator Evans 06-Dec-20 10:45 AM
(There are literally no Chinese troops on our hell island entj)
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Dieselkeough 06-Dec-20 10:49 AM
Firemans navy ships seem to be more active around North Atlas island os of recently.
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Deleted User 06-Dec-20 10:49 AM
(north atlas?)
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Deleted User 06-Dec-20 10:49 AM
(I didnt say troops, I said Chinese activity, as in, Chinese workers and managers and businessmen)
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Dieselkeough 06-Dec-20 10:51 AM
//north atlas, basically PAR, south atlas, basically springlake
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Deleted User 06-Dec-20 10:51 AM
(you mean Nuevo Brabante and Darsney?)
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character-confusion 06-Dec-20 10:51 AM
(Like the one who just got shot entj )
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Dieselkeough 06-Dec-20 10:51 AM
//basically
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Deleted User 06-Dec-20 10:52 AM
(Yeah)
(why use different names?)
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Dieselkeough 06-Dec-20 10:52 AM
//but its canonically called north and south atlas//
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parm 06-Dec-20 10:52 AM
(it is?)
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Deleted User 06-Dec-20 10:52 AM
(no it isnt?)
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Dieselkeough 06-Dec-20 10:52 AM
//according to ozy in the first civil war
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Deleted User 06-Dec-20 10:52 AM
(we renamed them)
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Dieselkeough 06-Dec-20 10:52 AM
//its been north and south atlas for a long time
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Deleted User 06-Dec-20 10:53 AM
(no one has called it that for months)
(its nuevo brabante and darsney)
(or whatever the small one is, idk what the spelling is @Dr. Kris Lawrence what is it?)
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Dieselkeough 06-Dec-20 10:55 AM
//its literally just you. Its been known by most people as north and south atlas
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Deleted User 06-Dec-20 10:55 AM
(no, it really hasnt my guy)
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Dieselkeough 06-Dec-20 10:55 AM
//it really has
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Deleted User 06-Dec-20 10:55 AM
(search north atlas and nuevo brabante in the search tool)
(dumbass)
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Dieselkeough 06-Dec-20 10:56 AM
//nuevo brabante is a city
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Deleted User 06-Dec-20 10:56 AM
(its the fucking island)
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Dieselkeough 06-Dec-20 10:57 AM
//of course people would talk about the city
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Deleted User 06-Dec-20 10:57 AM
(no one but you said north atlas before today moron)
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Dieselkeough 06-Dec-20 10:57 AM
//no it isnt
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Deleted User 06-Dec-20 10:57 AM
(idiot funwaa )
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Dieselkeough 06-Dec-20 10:57 AM
//nuev9 brabante is not the island, but the city on the island
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character-confusion 06-Dec-20 10:57 AM
(bruh)
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Dieselkeough 06-Dec-20 10:57 AM
//dumbass funwaa
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Deleted User 06-Dec-20 10:58 AM
(diesel you are literally wrong)
(i named the cities on the map)
(i named the city on the island)
(lmao)
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Dieselkeough 06-Dec-20 10:58 AM
//who are the one who clearly never read the map
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Deleted User 06-Dec-20 10:58 AM
(all non Patrian cities i named)
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Dieselkeough 06-Dec-20 10:58 AM
//the city, not the islamd, is nuevo brabante
//the island canonically from the first civil war is north atlas
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Deleted User 06-Dec-20 10:58 AM
(where is the city moron, where)
(why are you retarded)
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Dieselkeough 06-Dec-20 10:59 AM
//why are you retarded
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Senator Evans 06-Dec-20 10:59 AM
//bruh moment
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Deleted User 06-Dec-20 10:59 AM
(no one used the name you used, please have your water checked for lead)
(thanks)
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Dieselkeough 06-Dec-20 10:59 AM
//it was ALWAYS called noth atlas no matter what you try to lie
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Deleted User 06-Dec-20 11:00 AM
(ok bye, let me know when you finish second grade)
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Dieselkeough 06-Dec-20 11:00 AM
//"nuevo brabante" is a bullshit name you made up
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Deleted User 06-Dec-20 11:00 AM
(frank made it)
(lmao)
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Dieselkeough 06-Dec-20 11:00 AM
//yet ozy called it north atlad beforehand
//and it canonically is called north atlas
//can we agree that both names refer to the same thing
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-mute @Deleted User 5m
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🔇 Muted Billy_B03#3806 for 5 minutes
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character-confusion 06-Dec-20 11:02 AM
shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Look, we've been calling the island Nuevo Brabante for a while now, so atm that's it's canonical name (there's even a war named after it). Diesel, if this steps on the toes of what it was called before that's probably in part because you left and we didn't have your old lore to refer to. Just have both names refer to the same place, alright?
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-unmute @Dieselkeough
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🔊 Unmuted Dieselkeough#5676
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Deleted User 06-Dec-20 11:04 AM
thx
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Dieselkeough 06-Dec-20 11:04 AM
//Two names referring to the same place canonically makes more sense (edited)
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Deleted User 06-Dec-20 11:05 AM
(i mean no, but whatever)
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parm 06-Dec-20 11:05 AM
(shut the fuck up)
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Deleted User 06-Dec-20 11:05 AM
(im sorry you drank lead as a child)
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Dieselkeough 06-Dec-20 11:05 AM
//thanks charachter.
//oh SURRE. But i think it makes sense. Referring to the islands together as atlas is on par with british isles and then seperating it into england scotland ect. It is just another way to refer to it.
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Dieselkeough 06-Dec-20 11:08 AM
//not clicking that troll (edited)
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Deleted User 06-Dec-20 11:08 AM
(F it doesn’t show the preview)
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🔇 Muted Billy_B03#3806 for 15 minutes
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🔇 Muted Dieselkeough#5676 for 15 minutes
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character-confusion 06-Dec-20 11:08 AM
seriously
shhhh
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Amaaroc 06-Dec-20 11:10 AM
What the fuck
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Sen. Mihiwihi 09-Dec-20 12:23 PM
The coat is making mihiwihi sweat a lot
He's panting
He then faints
on the sidewalk (edited)
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Sen. James Durham 09-Dec-20 12:57 PM
I walk up to Mihi and check on him
I call an ambulance and @Deleted User to come help
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parm 09-Dec-20 12:57 PM
(nigga just fainted holy shit)
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Sen. James Durham 09-Dec-20 12:58 PM
(and we didnt realize until 30 minutes later)
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Deleted User 09-Dec-20 12:58 PM
I meet you at the hospital
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parm 09-Dec-20 12:58 PM
(he's dead prolly untroll)
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Sen. James Durham 09-Dec-20 12:59 PM
"So I think he's been there for 30 minutes. Jesus."
"What even happened?"
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Sen. Empharius 09-Dec-20 01:00 PM
"Maybe the LP deplyoed thier fainting gun"
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Sen. James Durham 09-Dec-20 01:00 PM
"Hmmmmm. It wouldn't be out of the question for the LP to have mad scientists."
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Sen. Empharius 09-Dec-20 01:01 PM
"They might have bought the heart attack gun from the CIA"
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parm 09-Dec-20 01:01 PM
rolls eyes "Look, these are clear symptoms of hyperthermia"
"Get him an ice bath, stat!"
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Deleted User 09-Dec-20 01:02 PM
He also had a heavy coat on in the 80 degree Patrian weather
for some reason
yeah its december, but its warm
Jesus Mihi
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Sen. Mihiwihi 09-Dec-20 01:27 PM
(see my character sheettroll )
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Deleted User 09-Dec-20 01:35 PM
(lmao)
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Sen. Mihiwihi 09-Dec-20 01:36 PM
Mihiwihi wakes up to see a bunch of people around him
They take off his favorite coat
And throw it away
On to the dirt
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Deleted User 09-Dec-20 01:41 PM
Mihi this is for your own good
no more coats
(Burn the coat)
(Burn the body)
(Leave nothing as evidence)
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Sen. James Durham 09-Dec-20 01:44 PM
Mihi should keep his coat, just not kill himself by wearing 15 layers underneath and bundling up like a snowman.
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Deleted User 09-Dec-20 01:45 PM
(What does it say on his sheet, Im lazy)
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Sen. James Durham 09-Dec-20 01:47 PM
(idk either entj) (edited)
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character-confusion 09-Dec-20 06:38 PM
The Lieutenant strolls into the senate hall (edited)
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Duchess Ita Taîýrudá 09-Dec-20 06:39 PM
Ita looks at the Lieutenant, a mix of disgust and distrust in her eyes "Welcome Lieutenant how may we be of help to you?"
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Deleted User 09-Dec-20 06:39 PM
“I trust you finished the report Leftenant?”
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Your Friend Tamara 09-Dec-20 06:39 PM
Kills the Lieutenant not actually this is just a meme ignore this
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character-confusion 09-Dec-20 06:40 PM
"That's a lot of venom for someone here to root out the corruption in the senate. Why so defensive, Taiyruda?"
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Deleted User 09-Dec-20 06:40 PM
Great report Lieutenant, I knew Taylor got the right woman for the job!
“Suspicious to say the least.”
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character-confusion 09-Dec-20 06:40 PM
"Quite a job, but yes, I believe I've gotten everything."
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Senator Michelle Evans 09-Dec-20 06:40 PM
(Can I join?)
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character-confusion 09-Dec-20 06:40 PM
(please)
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Deleted User 09-Dec-20 06:40 PM
“Most excellent news leftenant.”
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Dr. Kris Lawrence 09-Dec-20 06:40 PM
Chara rushes in, still wearing the lab coat on top of the suit "Welcome Lieutenant"
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Deleted User 09-Dec-20 06:40 PM
(No)
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Duchess Ita Taîýrudá 09-Dec-20 06:41 PM
"I've never had the best experience with military men, but i am willing to leave that behind for the time being in the name of national stability"
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Dr. Kris Lawrence 09-Dec-20 06:41 PM
(eh, why not)
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Big Brother (Clement2022) 09-Dec-20 06:41 PM
BB already knows all of these.
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character-confusion 09-Dec-20 06:41 PM
"I'd thank you to pronounce my title correctly, if you wouldn't mind."
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Your Friend Tamara 09-Dec-20 06:41 PM
@Senator Michelle Evans yes you can, he is memeing
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Senator Michelle Evans 09-Dec-20 06:41 PM
(boohooo)
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Jeb 09-Dec-20 06:41 PM
(in what part of the senate is this happening)
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Deleted User 09-Dec-20 06:41 PM
“Cultural habit to be sure, Lieutenant.”
Avatar Big Brother (Clement2022) BB already knows all of these.
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Dr. Kris Lawrence 09-Dec-20 06:41 PM
(shut orwellitard)
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character-confusion 09-Dec-20 06:41 PM
"Oh, but I'm not military. Simply from the national police."
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Senator Michelle Evans 09-Dec-20 06:41 PM
walks in uninvited and late
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character-confusion 09-Dec-20 06:41 PM
(patrian fbi)
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Deleted User 09-Dec-20 06:41 PM
(Are there different parts?)
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character-confusion 09-Dec-20 06:41 PM
(meeting room? like hte senate floor ig?)
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Big Brother (Clement2022) 09-Dec-20 06:42 PM
BB has concluded.
That all of these people.
Are terrorists.
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Dieselkeough 09-Dec-20 06:42 PM
"Thank you leiutenant for assisting out great nation."
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Duchess Ita Taîýrudá 09-Dec-20 06:42 PM
"There's no good difference between your two little branches, but go on, this is neither the time nor place for me to bash our neo-nobility"
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Jeb 09-Dec-20 06:42 PM
(i mean there's the senate floor, and a cafeteria, and some halls too i guess) (edited)
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Deleted User 09-Dec-20 06:42 PM
(No shit sherlock, who hear hasnt killed a slew of people?)
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Deleted User 09-Dec-20 06:43 PM
(So... the Senate Floor then?)
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Big Brother (Clement2022) 09-Dec-20 06:43 PM
We also investigated.
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Deleted User 09-Dec-20 06:43 PM
Lieutenant, for posterity sake, is there any current evidence that I am involved in any of these terrorist plots?
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Dr. Kris Lawrence 09-Dec-20 06:43 PM
"There is no Easter Bunny, and there is no Ingsoc. Stop larping"
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character-confusion 09-Dec-20 06:43 PM
"I might be a bit inclined to agree with you, BB." she looks suspiciously around at the ohter senators. "How many of your own crimes, I wonder, are here on this list?"
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Big Brother (Clement2022) 09-Dec-20 06:43 PM
That these people.
Are violent.
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Jeb 09-Dec-20 06:43 PM
(Understandeable) (edited)
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character-confusion 09-Dec-20 06:43 PM
" 🤨 "
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Dieselkeough 09-Dec-20 06:43 PM
"I have not been involved with any of them."
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Your Friend Tamara 09-Dec-20 06:43 PM
Looks down at the floor for a bit
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character-confusion 09-Dec-20 06:43 PM
"I've gotta say that right now I'm not sure, senator."
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Deleted User 09-Dec-20 06:44 PM
Ok
(oof)
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Dieselkeough 09-Dec-20 06:44 PM
"i have been active in pushing the president to act. and i am so glad he did."
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Senator Michelle Evans 09-Dec-20 06:44 PM
“Good thing that the leader of the least corrupt party is here to represent decency and legality”
(entj) (edited)
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Dieselkeough 09-Dec-20 06:44 PM
"why thank you senator evans for that compliament."
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character-confusion 09-Dec-20 06:44 PM
"Ha. Least corrupt party. What an oxymoron."
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Big Brother (Clement2022) 09-Dec-20 06:44 PM
BB suggests we form a secret task force so information does not leak to Senators involved in the crimes.
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Senator Mucus 09-Dec-20 06:44 PM
“It’s honestly a strange choice to go to the senate for matters such as these. Most of us aren’t capable of governing, let alone investigating.”
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Big Brother (Clement2022) 09-Dec-20 06:45 PM
BB doubleplusagrees.
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character-confusion 09-Dec-20 06:45 PM
"The problem, Big Brother, is that I have no idea who is and isn't involved in the crimes."
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Deleted User 09-Dec-20 06:45 PM
"Jesus Christ"
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Dieselkeough 09-Dec-20 06:45 PM
which is why it ought to be up to the president, and moral advisors, not this senate."
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Dr. Kris Lawrence 09-Dec-20 06:45 PM
"We did investigate multiple cases"
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Your Friend Tamara 09-Dec-20 06:45 PM
"Can we just...not with the cynicism, Lieutenant...." I kinda seem nervous
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character-confusion 09-Dec-20 06:45 PM
"Yes, there have been many investigaitons."
"A lot of the evidence is burried."
"Either somewhere in the news."
"Or with some of you."
"I haven't yet compiled all of it -- I hoped you'd help."
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Dieselkeough 09-Dec-20 06:46 PM
"i will be glad to help in any way i can."
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Senator Mucus 09-Dec-20 06:46 PM
“Or better yet, actual investigators. I trust the president no more than I trust the Senate.”
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Dieselkeough 09-Dec-20 06:46 PM
on governing matters."
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Dr. Kris Lawrence 09-Dec-20 06:46 PM
"Well, I will try my best"
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character-confusion 09-Dec-20 06:46 PM
"Don't worry, Mucus, we've got a whole team of investigators working on this."
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Senator Michelle Evans 09-Dec-20 06:47 PM
“I’ll be happy to help in any way I can”
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character-confusion 09-Dec-20 06:47 PM
"But I thought the senate might bring a...unique persepctive."
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Dr. Kris Lawrence 09-Dec-20 06:47 PM
"Hang on, let me go grab some things"
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character-confusion 09-Dec-20 06:47 PM
"Please, share with me any evidence you have, whenever you can."
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Senator Michelle Evans 09-Dec-20 06:47 PM
“But I still wonder how these groups are getting away with all of this”
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Big Brother (Clement2022) 09-Dec-20 06:47 PM
(I am literally not involved in any crimes so I have no idea)
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cbass 09-Dec-20 06:47 PM
"if by unique you mean ridiculous and unfounded, you'd be correct."
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Big Brother (Clement2022) 09-Dec-20 06:47 PM
(like how were clues present to us)
(wouldnt the people who know the most about their crime)
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Your Friend Tamara 09-Dec-20 06:47 PM
(Yo, what the fuck?)
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Big Brother (Clement2022) 09-Dec-20 06:48 PM
(just not present?)
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Deleted User 09-Dec-20 06:48 PM
"I trust Taylor to preform this investigation correctly"
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Duchess Ita Taîýrudá 09-Dec-20 06:48 PM
"Well, i have nothing on any of these cases so if you don't mind I'll likely go get a snack while this whole ordeal goes on."
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Deleted User 09-Dec-20 06:48 PM
"I believe Lieutenant Khan is the right person for the job"
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Senator Mucus 09-Dec-20 06:48 PM
“On anything. This government is full of corrupt profiteers and bafoons. I’m not even sure I’d excuse myself from that list. Still, I’ll focus on the matter at hand.”
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Your Friend Tamara 09-Dec-20 06:48 PM
(There should be photos of the crime.)
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Dr. Kris Lawrence 09-Dec-20 06:48 PM
rush into office and come back with a box of spying and investigating equipment. Drones, spy pens, all the stuff "Well, I haven't not used this since the Satiristic incident, but they still work"
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cbass 09-Dec-20 06:49 PM
"you just... okay."
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Senator Michelle Evans 09-Dec-20 06:50 PM
“Can maybe borrow one of those pens”
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Dr. Kris Lawrence 09-Dec-20 06:50 PM
"Sure"
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Senator Michelle Evans 09-Dec-20 06:50 PM
“Thanks, I have a meeting with the central committee soon, I might need this” troll
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cbass 09-Dec-20 06:50 PM
"what does it even do...?"
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character-confusion 09-Dec-20 06:51 PM
"I remember the Satiristic case."
"If I recall correctly, those pens allowed you to locate and save the lives of two kidnapped senators."
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cbass 09-Dec-20 06:51 PM
"that's fucking ridiculous."
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Dr. Kris Lawrence 09-Dec-20 06:52 PM
"Accurate"
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Senator Michelle Evans 09-Dec-20 06:52 PM
(I have no idea what it does)
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Senator Mucus 09-Dec-20 06:52 PM
“For what it’s worth, I don’t think any senator has enough evidence against them to conclude they had a hand in the attacks. The only exception may be Jason Smith.”
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character-confusion 09-Dec-20 06:52 PM
"Oh?"
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cbass 09-Dec-20 06:52 PM
"what?"
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character-confusion 09-Dec-20 06:52 PM
"You've got evidence against him?"
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Senator Mucus 09-Dec-20 06:53 PM
“The only reason I remain suspicious is the recent tweet made. I know, hardly the strongest evidence.”
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Senator Michelle Evans 09-Dec-20 06:54 PM
“About that, can we maybe muzzle some of our colleagues more violent rhetoric?”
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Senator Mucus 09-Dec-20 06:54 PM
https://discord.com/channels/705637850967834665/785221519957032960/786075291311276053 Here’s the tweet in question. At best, it’s terribly improper conduct. At worst, it’s a sign they’re linked to the attacks.”
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Dieselkeough 09-Dec-20 06:54 PM
"lets not forget apostolatos advocated for attacks during the protest."
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Senator Michelle Evans 09-Dec-20 06:55 PM
“I think there is reason enough to fully investigate the LP at the very least”
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Senator Mucus 09-Dec-20 06:55 PM
“That seems like a fair approach to me. I see little harm in an investigation.”
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Your Friend Tamara 09-Dec-20 06:56 PM
"Why not stop there? We should investigate the NCP."
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Senator Michelle Evans 09-Dec-20 06:56 PM
“I wouldn’t disagree with that”
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Senator Mucus 09-Dec-20 06:56 PM
“I could also see justification for investigations being done into the MLF and NCP for their involvement in the protests.”
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Deleted User 09-Dec-20 06:56 PM
"go ahead and waste resources on us"
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cbass 09-Dec-20 06:56 PM
"may i also suggest the NLF?" (edited)
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Deleted User 09-Dec-20 06:57 PM
(nlk?)
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Your Friend Tamara 09-Dec-20 06:57 PM
"Go ahead, we have done nothing wrong."
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Deleted User 09-Dec-20 06:57 PM
(National Leaders of the KKK?)
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Senator Michelle Evans 09-Dec-20 06:57 PM
“Well this is a well funded department (troll) I’m sure lieutenant Khan can handle investigating more than one party”
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Deleted User 09-Dec-20 06:57 PM
"true true"
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Senator Mucus 09-Dec-20 06:57 PM
“Quite honestly, I see no issue in investigating all parties. I know for a fact the TPO has done nothing wrong, but I would still support an investigation.”
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character-confusion 09-Dec-20 06:57 PM
"Senators, senators! There will be investigations into every party."
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Deleted User 09-Dec-20 06:57 PM
"Under the guidance of His Excellency President Taylor all will be resolved"
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Your Friend Tamara 09-Dec-20 06:57 PM
(Nartin Luther King)
entj 1
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cbass 09-Dec-20 06:58 PM
"Even ALP?"
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Deleted User 09-Dec-20 06:58 PM
(Ni— gets blammed)
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character-confusion 09-Dec-20 06:58 PM
eyes jack "Even ALP."
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Deleted User 09-Dec-20 06:58 PM
“And the newly formed POOP?”
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Senator Mucus 09-Dec-20 06:58 PM
“Huh, it seems we’re on the same page then.”
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Senator Michelle Evans 09-Dec-20 06:58 PM
“Every party?” starts sweating (edited)
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cbass 09-Dec-20 06:58 PM
"not POOP"
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Dr. Kris Lawrence 09-Dec-20 06:58 PM
"Let's see the attacks NLF, MLF, FSL, NCP, TPO. Some of the most popular parties here"
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Senator Michelle Evans 09-Dec-20 06:59 PM
“The main parties who have yet to be attacked are the PIP and the LP”
“excluding the possibility of a false flag those are the parties it could be, but we have no reason to believe the PIP is responsible”
“So really the LP is the only suspect”
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Senator Mucus 09-Dec-20 06:59 PM
“I think general corruption inspections of all parties are fair. Maybe even abolish the parties themselves. Or even democracy. (edited)
funwaa 1
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Sen. Empharius 09-Dec-20 06:59 PM
"I just got here"
"What did I miss?"
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Deleted User 09-Dec-20 07:00 PM
(Yas Kween Based)
"I doubt PIP is responsible, though the notion of PIP violence isnt unheard of"
a tear rolls down his cheek as he remembers his younger brother who was killed by PIP members
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“The PMJ will be happy to cooperate fully in whatever way asked for its investigation.”
"As will the NCP"
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Sen. Empharius 09-Dec-20 07:01 PM
"As will the MLF"
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character-confusion 09-Dec-20 07:01 PM
"Good. That's good, senators."
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Deleted User 09-Dec-20 07:01 PM
(Good little doggies)
"Anything to help Lt. Khan"
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Dr. Kris Lawrence 09-Dec-20 07:01 PM
"I am deeply sorry for your brother, that rouge member are no better than these terrorists, and they should rot in hell"
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Senator Mucus 09-Dec-20 07:02 PM
“Quite honestly, I still doubt that parties are involved at all. I find it disgusting that some parties and senators would even hint at the possibility of the attacks being justified, but I have little reason to believe any are directly responsible.” (edited)
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parm 09-Dec-20 07:02 PM
"this tbh"
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Deleted User 09-Dec-20 07:02 PM
Thank you Senator Lawrence, I know you despised him though never took violent action, just political squabbles, thats all
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parm 09-Dec-20 07:02 PM
"LP is the most suspicious, followed by the NCP and TPO. then PIP and MLF"
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Senator Mucus 09-Dec-20 07:03 PM
“This isn’t twitter, this is a formal meeting, please use complete sentences.”
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Your Friend Tamara 09-Dec-20 07:03 PM
"What did we do?"
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Deleted User 09-Dec-20 07:03 PM
"Mega, I was writing the damn language bill during all of this"
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cbass 09-Dec-20 07:03 PM
"how do we know you didn't bomb yourself to throw us off the trail?"
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parm 09-Dec-20 07:03 PM
"Linguistic perscriptivism is pretty uncool"
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Deleted User 09-Dec-20 07:03 PM
"If the NCP is involved it was not my doing, I can assure you that my friend"
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Sen. Empharius 09-Dec-20 07:03 PM
"I wouldnt put it past Jumble though" (edited)
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Deleted User 09-Dec-20 07:03 PM
"Which is why he was demoted"
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parm 09-Dec-20 07:04 PM
"How do we know that any of these attacks aren't false flags?"
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Your Friend Tamara 09-Dec-20 07:04 PM
(I have bombed so many people it isn't even funny anymore. Such a shame you can only do it once per day.)
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Sen. Empharius 09-Dec-20 07:04 PM
"didnt you repromote him?"
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parm 09-Dec-20 07:04 PM
"Can't prove a negative"
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Senator Mucus 09-Dec-20 07:04 PM
That read like a list of political enemies in descending order. Please enlighten us to what the TPO has done to provoke an accusation, or even what motive we may have.”
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true 2
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Deleted User 09-Dec-20 07:04 PM
(Weak)
"After the investigation cleared him of the shooting, though he is not in the inner circle sort of speak"
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parm 09-Dec-20 07:04 PM
"The arms dealing"
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Deleted User 09-Dec-20 07:04 PM
"I am weary of him"
"NPO and the NLF were engaged in illegal arms trading almost half a year ago"
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parm 09-Dec-20 07:04 PM
"Which also should apply to the NLF, but they have a new leadership"
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Deleted User 09-Dec-20 07:04 PM
(Is Arms Dealing illegal?)
(this was black market)
(Ah, I do it legally then, cool)
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Senator Michelle Evans 09-Dec-20 07:05 PM
“Before I was party leader you mean?”
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Senator Mucus 09-Dec-20 07:05 PM
“I recently returned from my leave as Senator, so please enlighten me. I’m unaware of any recent arms deal.”
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Deleted User 09-Dec-20 07:05 PM
"well yes, before"
"You are not involved"
"though i find Mucus' story unreliable"
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Your Friend Tamara 09-Dec-20 07:05 PM
"The goal of the LP is right wing terrorism, everyone knows it, no one has any evidence."
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character-confusion 09-Dec-20 07:05 PM
"You're correct about the arms dealing. There is a whole list of ongoing investigations not specifically involving terrorism that I could have included."
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Deleted User 09-Dec-20 07:06 PM
"Mucus was on my brothers Senatorial Advisory Council and he leaked information, he is not to be trusted by anyone!"
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Senator Mucus 09-Dec-20 07:06 PM
“That I went on a leave as Senator? Feel free to check my senate attendance records, I did indeed leave.”
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Deleted User 09-Dec-20 07:06 PM
"You still held elected office yes?"
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Senator Mucus 09-Dec-20 07:07 PM
In theory, but I did not participate.
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Deleted User 09-Dec-20 07:07 PM
"I find your story highly doubtful, maybe this leave was used to negotiate arms trading"
"Sweep it under the rug"
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parm 09-Dec-20 07:07 PM
(wait what when?)
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cbass 09-Dec-20 07:07 PM
"aren't you the fucker who paid off pirates?"
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parm 09-Dec-20 07:07 PM
"you are"
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Senator Mucus 09-Dec-20 07:07 PM
(Oh fuck I don’t have an IC explanation for why I disappeared for 2 months. I need to think for a second.)
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parm 09-Dec-20 07:08 PM
"I'm still not sure how you didn't rot in jail"
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parm 09-Dec-20 07:08 PM
(mine was "appendix surgery")
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Deleted User 09-Dec-20 07:08 PM
(You went to the drugstore for milk, my Dad did that and hes been gone for over a decade. Dad I miss you.)
"I have been acquitted of all crimes"
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Your Friend Tamara 09-Dec-20 07:08 PM
Under my breath "I am not sure how any of us aren't in jail."
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Deleted User 09-Dec-20 07:09 PM
chuckles after hearing that
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cbass 09-Dec-20 07:09 PM
"that doesn't make you innocent"
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character-confusion 09-Dec-20 07:09 PM
"Acquitted, by definition, means not innocent, Senator Apostolatos."
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Sen. Mihiwihi 09-Dec-20 07:09 PM
(um wtf is going on?)
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character-confusion 09-Dec-20 07:09 PM
#official-announcements
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Deleted User 09-Dec-20 07:09 PM
"Of course of course"
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Sen. Mihiwihi 09-Dec-20 07:09 PM
(k)
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cbass 09-Dec-20 07:09 PM
#the-news
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Your Friend Tamara 09-Dec-20 07:09 PM
"@character-confusion I feel a bit under the weather, I think I will be leaving..."
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Senator Michelle Evans 09-Dec-20 07:09 PM
“Lieutenant, If I may make a suggestion, feel free to stop me if I say anything absurd.”
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character-confusion 09-Dec-20 07:09 PM
"Don't forget your security detail, senator."
"Dangerous times."
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Senator Mucus 09-Dec-20 07:10 PM
“I’m free of illegal activity, if memory serves. The fact that that’s an accomplishment shows the failure of democracy, but that’s another matter.”
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Senator Michelle Evans 09-Dec-20 07:10 PM
“As I understand it the LP is our primary suspect, but we don’t have enough evidence to do much”
“Correct?”
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Senator Mucus 09-Dec-20 07:11 PM
“That’s been my perspective from the start.”
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Big Brother (Clement2022) 09-Dec-20 07:11 PM
The TPO also had new leadership. (edited)
Do you perhaps have a personal vandetta that interferes with your ability to investigate crime?
If so I may ask you to leave this room Senator.
Avatar Senator Michelle Evans “Correct?”
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character-confusion 09-Dec-20 07:12 PM
"In some things, the general libertarian party does seem to be implicating themselves."
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Big Brother (Clement2022) 09-Dec-20 07:12 PM
( troll )
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Senator Michelle Evans 09-Dec-20 07:13 PM
“So, what if during your investigation you also took a look at some of their financial paperwork, specifically their taxes troll
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character-confusion 09-Dec-20 07:13 PM
" 🤨 "
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Senator Michelle Evans 09-Dec-20 07:14 PM
“I mean, if you have nothing else to get them on, that could work”
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character-confusion 09-Dec-20 07:15 PM
"And...what do you hope to find there?"
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Deleted User 09-Dec-20 07:15 PM
"funding for groups"
"obviously"
"my finances were audited during the pirate scandal"
"and i would like to note again that no money was sent to any somali pirate by hand of me"
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Sen. Mihiwihi 09-Dec-20 07:16 PM
"Fund our military and police and combat these terror groups"
"Fund our anti-terrorist units"
"Locate and destroy their bases"
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Deleted User 09-Dec-20 07:17 PM
“My finances are audited, receipt checked, and scoured by the taxing agencies of more than a dozen nations and a gross more of client companies and organizations.”
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Sen. Mihiwihi 09-Dec-20 07:17 PM
"Assassinate their leaders"
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Deleted User 09-Dec-20 07:17 PM
"Precisely Mihi, now Rex, we never asked about your finances, why so quick to jump on them?"
"There should be no harm in looking further"
"Right?"
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character-confusion 09-Dec-20 07:18 PM
"No harm."
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Sen. Mihiwihi 09-Dec-20 07:18 PM
"What do you propose?"
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character-confusion 09-Dec-20 07:18 PM
"And potentially a lot of good."
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Sen. Mihiwihi 09-Dec-20 07:18 PM
(joine da bit late)
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Dieselkeough 09-Dec-20 07:18 PM
//fuckfuckfuckfuck
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Senator Michelle Evans 09-Dec-20 07:18 PM
“It should also be easy to convince a judge to allow you to audit them”
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Sen. Mihiwihi 09-Dec-20 07:18 PM
"But we need to take out their bases and leaders"
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Deleted User 09-Dec-20 07:18 PM
“I wasn’t jumping to anything Senator, I was just pointing out as per my previous statement, that I have them fully available for anyone to see. I intend for the PMJ to cooperate fully.”
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Sen. Mihiwihi 09-Dec-20 07:19 PM
"We are fighting a war"
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Deleted User 09-Dec-20 07:19 PM
"Now, Evans you realize an audit will inevitably link you to me chuckles"
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parm 09-Dec-20 07:19 PM
"You were their co-leader the whole time, but ok"
"Sen. Dinoboy has been found guilty of crimes to humanity" (i think?)
(was it?)
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Senator Michelle Evans 09-Dec-20 07:19 PM
( @Deleted User the birithday party troll)
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Deleted User 09-Dec-20 07:20 PM
(i mean you have family money lmao)
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Senator Michelle Evans 09-Dec-20 07:20 PM
(Eh that’s Maria’s problem)
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Deleted User 09-Dec-20 07:20 PM
(the most cursed event of the game tho)
(we gotta have greek new years too lmao)
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Senator Mucus 09-Dec-20 07:20 PM
Dinoboy has been convicted of what?
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Dr. Kris Lawrence 09-Dec-20 07:23 PM
"Concentration camps"
Avatar Dr. Kris Lawrence "Concentration camps"
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Deleted User 09-Dec-20 07:23 PM
(Based)
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character-confusion 09-Dec-20 07:23 PM
"No."
"Torture camps, actually."
"Torturing prisioners of war."
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Deleted User 09-Dec-20 07:24 PM
"No one knows where he has gone either"
"He may be in hiding somewhere"
"Perhaps the former Senator is orchestrating these attacks as revenge!"
"Everything must be considered"
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Deleted User 09-Dec-20 07:24 PM
(I wanna do that too)
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Senator Michelle Evans 09-Dec-20 07:25 PM
“Yeah we should probably get The Hague on that”
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Dr. Kris Lawrence 09-Dec-20 07:25 PM
"Or he might be dead at the Hague, his ash floating on the Atlantic Ocean"
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Senator Michelle Evans 09-Dec-20 07:25 PM
oh
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Dr. Kris Lawrence 09-Dec-20 07:25 PM
"maybe"
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Senator Mucus 09-Dec-20 07:26 PM
“And to think I respected him. I’m happy to see him gone, the TPO will be infinitely better without him.
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parm 09-Dec-20 07:26 PM
"indeed"
(ooc he made a new character then he had a nuclear seethe over party caps and he left)
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Senator Mucus 09-Dec-20 07:27 PM
(Oh I know about the party cap stuff. The war crimes must have been while I was gone or something.) (edited)
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Jeb 09-Dec-20 07:28 PM
My man Jeb arrives, eats a sandwich, and looks at the PNN on the TV (edited)
Yo is that Marina
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Sen. Mihiwihi 09-Dec-20 07:28 PM
"Aye its Jeb!"
"How are you?"
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Jeb 09-Dec-20 07:28 PM
Hey
Good, and you?
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Sen. Mihiwihi 09-Dec-20 07:29 PM
"I just fainted at the park."
"Cus of wearing a coat in the summer heat."
"And they threw my favorite coat in the dirt!"
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Dr. Kris Lawrence 09-Dec-20 07:31 PM
"Oh hey Jeb"
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Jeb 09-Dec-20 07:38 PM
Why were you wearing coat in the middle of the summer?
Avatar Dr. Kris Lawrence "Oh hey Jeb"
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Jeb 09-Dec-20 07:38 PM
Hey Chara
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Sen. Mihiwihi 09-Dec-20 07:42 PM
"Oh, I just love wearing coats. It helps me feel secure." (check my character sheet)
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Jeb 09-Dec-20 07:43 PM
Aight then
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Sen. James Durham 09-Dec-20 07:44 PM
"What happened? I finally got locked out of trying to log into my twitter account for 24 hours. Constantine sure knows how to make a good password. I've tried everything! Even 'ConstantinoplenotIstanbul'!" (edited)
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Jeb 09-Dec-20 07:46 PM
Was it your's or Constantine's?
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Sen. James Durham 09-Dec-20 07:47 PM
"He stole my twitter account and changed the password. Something about 'rhetoric' and 'optics'." (edited)
"I also think there was a 'you're acting like Trump' in there a couple of times." (edited)
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Jeb 09-Dec-20 07:48 PM
How did he steal your account?
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Sen. James Durham 09-Dec-20 07:48 PM
"Which, of course, just proves that the Deep State got to Constantine."
"He hacked it!"
"Probably got one of his hackermen from a company to get the password!"
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Jeb 09-Dec-20 07:50 PM
The deep... What?
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Deleted User 09-Dec-20 07:51 PM
“Jumble it was written on a post it in your desk drawer”
“I went in cause I forgot my water bottle and saw it”
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Sen. James Durham 09-Dec-20 07:53 PM
"Motherfucker! Give me my account back!"
"The people need to know the TRUTH!"
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Deleted User 09-Dec-20 07:54 PM
"Did you just call me a mother f-word?"
"Decorum senator"
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Sen. James Durham 09-Dec-20 08:04 PM
"Whatever. I better get my account back soon."
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Dr. Kris Lawrence 09-Dec-20 08:08 PM
"Save it on a note in your phone ffs"
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Sen. James Durham 09-Dec-20 08:10 PM
"I'm not trusting some CHINESE made device to be secure!"
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Jeb 09-Dec-20 08:16 PM
Then why do you even use it
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Sen. James Durham 09-Dec-20 08:17 PM
"Because it's faster to tweet this way! Who goes on their computer to tweet?"
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Dr. Kris Lawrence 09-Dec-20 08:22 PM
"Why do you use a Chinese made phone in the first place?"
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Sen. James Durham 09-Dec-20 08:26 PM
"ALL phones are Chinese made! They all have parts coming from there! Whose to say that they haven't hidden bugs in all of their parts?"
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Deleted User 09-Dec-20 08:34 PM
(We should make our own phones with Thuzi labor)
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Sen. James Durham 09-Dec-20 08:34 PM
(based!)
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Your Friend Tamara 10-Dec-20 05:44 PM
I hold a rally in Catalan against terrorism
troll 4
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parm 10-Dec-20 05:50 PM
("against terrorism")
(entj)
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Your Friend Tamara 10-Dec-20 05:50 PM
(TF do you mean)
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parm 10-Dec-20 05:50 PM
(troll)
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Deleted User 10-Dec-20 06:01 PM
(Sounds like an Onion News Network title: Alqaeda is holding an anti-terrorism rally in grief over those lost in 9/11)
entj 6
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Jeb 11-Dec-20 06:42 PM
Jeb is using le laptop in his office (edited)
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Deleted User 11-Dec-20 06:42 PM
(The laptop explodes jk)
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Dieselkeough 12-Dec-20 07:58 PM
A large firemans navy fleet is present in ciudad brabante.
They seem to only be armed with watercannons and basic rescue goods at the moment.
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Dieselkeough 12-Dec-20 08:07 PM
Some of the ships are docked, being outfitted with real cannons.
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cbass 12-Dec-20 08:10 PM
//pov: diesel doesnt follow #rp-rules
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Dieselkeough 12-Dec-20 08:10 PM
//its not ooc
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Sen. James Durham 12-Dec-20 08:10 PM
//pov: people gaf about rp rules
Avatar Dieselkeough //its not ooc
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cbass 12-Dec-20 08:11 PM
//nah ik but you didnt actually do anything just now, you just said those words to no one lmfao
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Dieselkeough 12-Dec-20 08:12 PM
//yeah.
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someguyinshorts 12-Dec-20 09:54 PM
Shitass can be seen sitting down, alone, at only the most distinguished establishment for a man of ya social stature: a Catalan bar on the south side of town.
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Sen. Cassandra Balistic 12-Dec-20 09:56 PM
A fellow pubgoer appears "Hey shitass, wanna see me speed build"
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someguyinshorts 12-Dec-20 10:04 PM
shitass simply stares at the pubgoer
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Sen. Cassandra Balistic 12-Dec-20 10:12 PM
The pubgoer preceeds to take out several pieces of wood from seemingly nowhere and quickly places them down
"Now you try"
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Deleted User 12-Dec-20 10:17 PM
//the fuck am I reading
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cbass 12-Dec-20 10:24 PM
//he's speed building
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Deleted User 12-Dec-20 10:25 PM
//speed building.... wood
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someguyinshorts 12-Dec-20 10:43 PM
shitass, in a matter of seconds, pills out seemingly impossible amount of wood from his coat and has one side of the bar to the other covered in a mini wall of wood
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cbass 12-Dec-20 10:44 PM
//damnnnnn this man's a god
@Sen. Cassandra Balistic
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Deleted User 12-Dec-20 10:46 PM
//proceeds to smoke a fat one and the wood on fire
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Sen. Cassandra Balistic 12-Dec-20 10:46 PM
The pubgoer is clearly shocked “wha- you’re bad, you’re bad, you’re bad” (edited)
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someguyinshorts 12-Dec-20 10:49 PM
shitass, with little hesitation, pulls out a final plank from the coat and whacks the Barger from across the room
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Sen. James Durham 12-Dec-20 11:48 PM
I, Taylor, and Constantine and are on a flight to Washington D.C.
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cbass 12-Dec-20 11:48 PM
(oooo)
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Deleted User 12-Dec-20 11:48 PM
i sit awkwardly with a lemonade
and a croissant
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Sen. James Durham 12-Dec-20 11:49 PM
"You're welcome Constantine."
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Deleted User 12-Dec-20 11:49 PM
nom nom nom
slurp
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Sen. James Durham 12-Dec-20 11:49 PM
"I saved you from those terrorists."
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Deleted User 12-Dec-20 11:49 PM
slurp
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cbass 12-Dec-20 11:49 PM
//😐
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cbass 12-Dec-20 11:49 PM
^
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Deleted User 12-Dec-20 11:50 PM
(ive literally been dragged here)
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cbass 12-Dec-20 11:50 PM
//what are you guys doing?
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Deleted User 12-Dec-20 11:50 PM
(idk)
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Sen. James Durham 12-Dec-20 11:50 PM
"Anyways, we're about to land."
"Just stay in the Hotel, Taylor and I will take care of it."
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cbass 12-Dec-20 11:50 PM
//F
//@Sen. James Durham whatcha doin
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Sen. James Durham 12-Dec-20 11:50 PM
//making dealings
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cbass 12-Dec-20 11:51 PM
//what kinda dealings
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Sen. James Durham 12-Dec-20 11:51 PM
//dealings.
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cbass 12-Dec-20 11:51 PM
//interesting
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Sen. James Durham 13-Dec-20 12:20 AM
(mfw constantine is captured when at the hotel)
@character-confusion I call the American diplomat and request a meeting
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character-confusion 13-Dec-20 12:21 AM
he agrees
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Sen. James Durham 13-Dec-20 12:21 AM
I walk in through the door and sit down
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Deleted User 13-Dec-20 12:22 AM
//oooooo traitor
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Sen. James Durham 13-Dec-20 12:22 AM
"Hello, Mr...?"
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character-confusion 13-Dec-20 12:22 AM
"Mr. Miller." puts hand out
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Deleted User 13-Dec-20 12:22 AM
(WAIT TIM MILLER)
( 👀 )
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character-confusion 13-Dec-20 12:23 AM
(gh-)
(no relation )
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Deleted User 13-Dec-20 12:23 AM
(we almost had the PCU, Patrian Cinematic Universe)
(sad!)
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Sen. James Durham 13-Dec-20 12:23 AM
I shake it back
"Thank you for meeting with me."
"I know that America has helped me in the past."
"I hope it will do so now."
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character-confusion 13-Dec-20 12:24 AM
"Of course, of course."
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Sen. James Durham 13-Dec-20 12:24 AM
"I have a few requests, if you would like to hear them."
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Deleted User 13-Dec-20 12:24 AM
//ROFL, Amerikkka having helped u
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Sen. James Durham 13-Dec-20 12:26 AM
"First off, I was wondering if you would be willing to back our government publicly against the Chinese Communists backing the rebels. Additionally, I would be wondering if you would be interested in either giving us guns and other supplies, or giving us more heavy-duty equipment such as 5-ton trucks you are phasing out."
"I would also be very thankful if you would allow some of your advisors to come to Patrium and train troops, specifically units such as the PFL etc."
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character-confusion 13-Dec-20 12:29 AM
"Oh?"
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Sen. James Durham 13-Dec-20 12:29 AM
"We are in dire straits currently, Mr. Miller."
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character-confusion 13-Dec-20 12:29 AM
"We'd be more than happy to assist Patrium again in maintaining control of their government."
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Sen. James Durham 13-Dec-20 12:29 AM
"Thank you. We need assistance against the Communist backed and led rebels, and I am glad you provided it instead of other nations such as Russia."
"I have a document here, if you would like." I give him a piece of paper saying that the US will send approx. 120 advisors from SOCCOM, publicly support the government, 5,000 of the being phased out M16, 10 tons of general supplies, and 50 5-ton trucks.
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cbass 13-Dec-20 12:38 AM
//can't wait to be a us puppet :/
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Deleted User 13-Dec-20 12:38 AM
//same, just like what @character-confusion wants
//actually
//we are technically already are a puppet
//of the US
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character-confusion 13-Dec-20 12:39 AM
(gh-)
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Sen. James Durham 13-Dec-20 12:39 AM
//gh
// troll
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Deleted User 13-Dec-20 12:39 AM
//gh
//damn durham broke the chain
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character-confusion 13-Dec-20 12:49 AM
"Oh?"
"An easy enough deal."
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Sen. James Durham 13-Dec-20 12:56 AM
"Why thank you."
"I'll be leaving now."
I board a flight back to Patrium instantly (edited)
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Dieselkeough 13-Dec-20 12:58 AM
//roll for an "accident" troll
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cbass 13-Dec-20 01:01 AM
//why is constantine gone lmao
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Dieselkeough 13-Dec-20 01:01 AM
//"accident"
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Sen.⬜⬛🔳🔲(CLEMENTS2022!) 13-Dec-20 01:02 AM
(Bleu no)
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Adolf Augusto Pencenrio (NAZI/SP 13-Dec-20 01:03 AM
(Wtf are you doing)
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Dieselkeough 13-Dec-20 01:05 AM
//troll
//meming
Original message was deleted.
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Deleted User 13-Dec-20 06:51 AM
//Constantine was takne before you left Patrium iirc
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Sen. James Durham 13-Dec-20 07:30 AM
//oh then disregard
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Adolf Augusto Pencenrio (NAZI/SP 14-Dec-20 09:34 PM
Fucking hell i guess im going to investigate the cause of phillostown explosion... If you have anything idk... say it here or dm
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parm 14-Dec-20 09:34 PM
(what explosion?)
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cbass 14-Dec-20 09:35 PM
// #the-news
//message was from jasper
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Adolf Augusto Pencenrio (NAZI/SP 14-Dec-20 10:32 PM
//Is someone going to idk... be the police
id ring up the central police command (thing)
Avatar Adolf Augusto Pencenrio (NAZI/SP //Is someone going to idk... be the police
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character-confusion 14-Dec-20 10:45 PM
(hmm i'll do this tomorrow like i said...)
(ping me when you're available)
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Adolf Augusto Pencenrio (NAZI/SP 14-Dec-20 10:50 PM
(Ok)
(There is time difference...)
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character-confusion 14-Dec-20 11:04 PM
(no ik)
(but it's night here)
Avatar Adolf Augusto Pencenrio (NAZI/SP (There is time difference...)
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character-confusion 14-Dec-20 11:04 PM
(fuck it, i'll do something if you want)
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Adolf Augusto Pencenrio (NAZI/SP 14-Dec-20 11:06 PM
(Ok then)
“Hello central police? This is Sen, karlos . I’m investigating the terror bombing in phillostown”
“Can I get an address for a person by the name “Hank topper” and check if has any recent offenses”
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character-confusion 14-Dec-20 11:10 PM
"Do you have anything more specific than a name...?"
"A whole boatload of Hank Toppers around here, I'm afraid."
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Adolf Augusto Pencenrio (NAZI/SP 14-Dec-20 11:33 PM
i’d give the information of the half burnt credit cardhalf of the numbers on the credit card
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character-confusion 14-Dec-20 11:42 PM
"That'll work."
He sends you back information on the man.
You get his phone number and home address.
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Adolf Augusto Pencenrio (NAZI/SP 15-Dec-20 12:00 AM
“Are there any recent offenses by this man”
“Also trace that phone number to any recent calls, texts, sms, whatever”
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character-confusion 15-Dec-20 12:04 AM
"No recent offences but a recent stay at a local psychiatric ward."
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Adolf Augusto Pencenrio (NAZI/SP 15-Dec-20 12:13 AM
This as well
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Dr. Kris Lawrence 15-Dec-20 12:13 AM
(let her rest)
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Adolf Augusto Pencenrio (NAZI/SP 15-Dec-20 12:13 AM
//well I better head to the bomber’s house
//ok
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character-confusion 15-Dec-20 12:16 AM
(ye i'm going off now)
(you can ping another mod if they're around)
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Adolf Augusto Pencenrio (NAZI/SP 15-Dec-20 07:39 AM
// @Arksiane hey can you help me as central police (edited)
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Arksiane 15-Dec-20 07:45 AM
//no
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Adolf Augusto Pencenrio (NAZI/SP 15-Dec-20 07:48 AM
//ok then
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Adolf Augusto Pencenrio (NAZI/SP 15-Dec-20 10:29 AM
(Any mods?)
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character-confusion 15-Dec-20 10:35 AM
(i'll be back in a bit)
(like 20 minutes)
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Adolf Augusto Pencenrio (NAZI/SP 15-Dec-20 11:51 PM
(Any spare mods who know how to central police)
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character-confusion 15-Dec-20 11:55 PM
(Mfw 12 hours ago)
Avatar Adolf Augusto Pencenrio (NAZI/SP (Any spare mods who know how to central police)
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character-confusion 16-Dec-20 12:10 AM
?
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Adolf Augusto Pencenrio (NAZI/SP 16-Dec-20 01:16 AM
//well im still tryna see whos bombing phillostown but tome zone differences make everything go fucking shit
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Adolf Augusto Pencenrio (NAZI/SP 16-Dec-20 02:16 AM
//idk wtf to do now
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Adolf Augusto Pencenrio (NAZI/SP 16-Dec-20 06:45 AM
( @Amaaroc hey mod can you take over character as central police... idk?)
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character-confusion 16-Dec-20 07:23 AM
“Couldn’t find any texts or calls from him.”
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Adolf Augusto Pencenrio (NAZI/SP 16-Dec-20 07:34 AM
//uhh ok then
//should I go to his house or the psychiatric ward...
(Well I’ll go to his address aka his house)
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character-confusion 16-Dec-20 08:15 AM
(you find a small apartment in New Hall, messily kept. it seems abandoned)
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Adolf Augusto Pencenrio (NAZI/SP 16-Dec-20 08:37 AM
id open the door to the apartment (Lucky if it’s unlocked)
👀 1
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character-confusion 16-Dec-20 08:37 AM
it's locked
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Sen. James Durham 16-Dec-20 08:38 AM
//fucking bust it down
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Adolf Augusto Pencenrio (NAZI/SP 16-Dec-20 08:39 AM
id attempt to pick the fucking lock
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cbass 16-Dec-20 08:39 AM
//my inner voice that is just my dad at age 25 says he should go get a screwdriver and take the door handle off
//alternatively a sledge would work
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character-confusion 16-Dec-20 08:39 AM
you break down the door
Felonies committed: 1
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Your Friend Tamara 16-Dec-20 08:40 AM
(yooo what is going on?)
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Sen. James Durham 16-Dec-20 08:40 AM
//keeeeeeeeeekw
//fucking criminal
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Adolf Augusto Pencenrio (NAZI/SP 16-Dec-20 08:40 AM
//ok...
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character-confusion 16-Dec-20 08:40 AM
(every senator should have a pop-up game window that follows them at all times)
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Adolf Augusto Pencenrio (NAZI/SP 16-Dec-20 08:40 AM
(Sure, now wtf do I find)
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parm 16-Dec-20 08:41 AM
(acts of corruption: ~1k)
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Adolf Augusto Pencenrio (NAZI/SP 16-Dec-20 08:41 AM
(Yo continue?)
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character-confusion 16-Dec-20 08:41 AM
small messy apartment. nothing particularly interesting
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cbass 16-Dec-20 08:41 AM
//ahaha yes
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Adolf Augusto Pencenrio (NAZI/SP 16-Dec-20 08:42 AM
“damn... if nothing interesting... then why does he have the flag on the confederacy...” * (edited)
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cbass 16-Dec-20 08:42 AM
//look around more
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Adolf Augusto Pencenrio (NAZI/SP 16-Dec-20 08:42 AM
I’d look around more
(Uhh)
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character-confusion 16-Dec-20 08:44 AM
(idk what were you hoping to find)
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Adolf Augusto Pencenrio (NAZI/SP 16-Dec-20 08:44 AM
(Idk, a fucking note I guess?)
(Or interesting personal items like how the fuckers did it in LA noire)
troll 2
(What are the chances I find hidden things)
(Dice maiden?)
(Fuck it)
!roll1d 100
!roll 1d100
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Dice Maiden BOT 16-Dec-20 08:46 AM
Karlos (or Sen, del amas) Roll: [26] Result: 26
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Adolf Augusto Pencenrio (NAZI/SP 16-Dec-20 08:46 AM
(Ok then)
@character-confusion (So I found jack shit)
(Well I’m going to that ward then)
//Before I do that, should I inform central to secure this place?
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cbass 16-Dec-20 08:48 AM
//so they can arrest you for breaking and entering?
//lmfao
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character-confusion 16-Dec-20 08:48 AM
(if you'd like)
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Adolf Augusto Pencenrio (NAZI/SP 16-Dec-20 08:48 AM
//fuck it
I’d call central
“Central this is the senator, I’d like you to secure and check (address here), the home of the terror bomb suspect... mind the door, i have to force my way in first”
“Also get those tech guys in here, to find some hidden things...”
...
//fuck
// guess I’ll head to the ward where that bomber stayed recently
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Sen. James Durham 16-Dec-20 08:51 AM
//literally admitted to a crime
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Adolf Augusto Pencenrio (NAZI/SP 16-Dec-20 08:51 AM
@character-confusion (... a little help I guess?)
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Sen. James Durham 16-Dec-20 08:51 AM
//rofl
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character-confusion 16-Dec-20 08:52 AM
(okay)
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cbass 16-Dec-20 08:52 AM
//pov: karlos gets fucking arrested for breaking and entering after admitting to it over the phone directly to the dispatcher
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Adolf Augusto Pencenrio (NAZI/SP 16-Dec-20 08:54 AM
//well I’m going to that physicatric ward or some shit now
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cbass 16-Dec-20 08:54 AM
//till the cops catch you entj
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Adolf Augusto Pencenrio (NAZI/SP 16-Dec-20 08:55 AM
id head to this fucking place...
(I’m still waiting)
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character-confusion 16-Dec-20 09:04 AM
you arrive
it's a run-down building, resembling a small hospital
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Adolf Augusto Pencenrio (NAZI/SP 16-Dec-20 09:05 AM
//run down? How bad is it?
id enter the buliding
(Hank topper has stayed here just recently...)
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Adolf Augusto Pencenrio (NAZI/SP 16-Dec-20 09:08 AM
id enter the hospital that was actually a physicatric ward or some shit.....
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character-confusion 16-Dec-20 09:11 AM
It's bleak inside. the lobby is empty except for a woman sitting at the front desk, behind a sheet of glass (edited)
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Adolf Augusto Pencenrio (NAZI/SP 16-Dec-20 09:12 AM
//well this place smells like... shit.....
I’d talk to the woman or aka the receptionist
“Hello this is Sen, Del Amas I’m investigating a terror bomb case (thing)”
“Can I know if you have a recent patient by the name of (Hank topper)”
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character-confusion 16-Dec-20 09:14 AM
"Yeah we did."
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Adolf Augusto Pencenrio (NAZI/SP 16-Dec-20 09:15 AM
“Which room did he stay in and also his check in and check out time”
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character-confusion 16-Dec-20 09:16 AM
"Hm hm we're not really s'posed to give that info out."
"Patient confidentiality and all that mess."
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Adolf Augusto Pencenrio (NAZI/SP 16-Dec-20 09:17 AM
“Listen here fuck face, there is a fucking terrorist that killed the vice-mayor of this city and he recently stayed here”
“You either hand me over the info I need or I’ll hand this case over to central.”
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cbass 16-Dec-20 09:20 AM
//jesus christ
// felony count: 2
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Adolf Augusto Pencenrio (NAZI/SP 16-Dec-20 09:21 AM
//what felony was that btw
//secret information?
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cbass 16-Dec-20 09:22 AM
//threatening a random lady
//not technically a felony
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Adolf Augusto Pencenrio (NAZI/SP 16-Dec-20 09:23 AM
//well I did not threaten to hurt her... I guess?
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character-confusion 16-Dec-20 09:24 AM
(mm mm technically handing this case over to the national police is what you should do but okay)
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Adolf Augusto Pencenrio (NAZI/SP 16-Dec-20 09:24 AM
(You know what... your right)
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character-confusion 16-Dec-20 09:24 AM
(let's just pretend you have some authority)
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Adolf Augusto Pencenrio (NAZI/SP 16-Dec-20 09:24 AM
(Sure I guess...)
(Btw do the national police know about this?)
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character-confusion 16-Dec-20 09:26 AM
(idk)
(probably)
"He checked out around a week ago."
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Adolf Augusto Pencenrio (NAZI/SP 16-Dec-20 09:26 AM
//a week ago...
(If he checked out a week ago... how tf did he make a bomb and bomb the vice mayor)
//how did he bomb the vice mayor again? (Aka I need to review the case notes)
@character-confusion (I need to review the case notes)
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character-confusion 16-Dec-20 09:37 AM
(ookie?)
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Adolf Augusto Pencenrio (NAZI/SP 16-Dec-20 09:38 AM
(Yea... like how the vice mayor was killed... how did he do it and etc)
(Or like that fucking notepad in LA noire)
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character-confusion 16-Dec-20 09:43 AM
(wait wasn't he the one killed with teh parasail suicide bomber?)
(That's what's in the file right?)
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Adolf Augusto Pencenrio (NAZI/SP 16-Dec-20 09:48 AM
(Yea?)
(Was the vice mayor killed?)
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character-confusion 16-Dec-20 10:12 AM
(Yeah)
@Adolf Augusto Pencenrio (NAZI/SP
(What else do you wanna know about it? Mostly the police just know what you do, which is the guys name who was found blown up)
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Adolf Augusto Pencenrio (NAZI/SP 16-Dec-20 10:17 AM
(How did it happen8
(Did he run into the “place” and detonate the bomb) or did he do something else
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parm 16-Dec-20 10:18 AM
(what the hell r u guys doing?)
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character-confusion 16-Dec-20 10:19 AM
(He flew on a hangglider with a bomb attached to him)
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character-confusion 16-Dec-20 10:20 AM
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parm 16-Dec-20 10:20 AM
(tfw like 1.5K civvies died right next door)
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cbass 16-Dec-20 10:21 AM
(tfw 7 inf can kill 1.5k civvies with like three bombs in the sewers)
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character-confusion 16-Dec-20 10:21 AM
(That’s already going to trial)
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cbass 16-Dec-20 10:21 AM
(still gonna bully mega)
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Adolf Augusto Pencenrio (NAZI/SP 16-Dec-20 10:25 AM
(Is the handglider well made by a company or home made)
(Also can and did lab tech manage to figure out why and how was the bomb made or whatever)
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character-confusion 16-Dec-20 10:29 AM
(it's well-made)
(uhh)
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Adolf Augusto Pencenrio (NAZI/SP 16-Dec-20 10:29 AM
(Did those guys at tech know if it belong to a handglider company)
(Also lab tech)
(Did they know how was the bomb made, was it home made, bought on black market or given by someone else)
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character-confusion 16-Dec-20 10:31 AM
(the bomb was gov't made as far as they can tell)
(the hang glider was from some generic sporting goods company)
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Adolf Augusto Pencenrio (NAZI/SP 16-Dec-20 10:31 AM
(Bomb was government made)
(But did the handglider have the company name on it... even just some burnt letter scraps)
...
(Wait a fucking second)
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Adolf Augusto Pencenrio (NAZI/SP 16-Dec-20 10:32 AM
(How the fuck did the bomber get this merchandise)
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character-confusion 16-Dec-20 10:33 AM
( 🤷‍♂️ )
(local police, not necessarily military grade)
(but i s'pose someone gave it to him)
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Adolf Augusto Pencenrio (NAZI/SP 16-Dec-20 10:34 AM
(And this?)
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character-confusion 16-Dec-20 10:35 AM
yes
[generic sports company]
like i said
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Adolf Augusto Pencenrio (NAZI/SP 16-Dec-20 10:36 AM
So I’ll be paying [generic sports company]’S local store a visit
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Adolf Augusto Pencenrio (NAZI/SP 16-Dec-20 10:37 AM
// Police “giving” weapons? Well guess I’ll need to check records... or have central check it for me
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character-confusion 16-Dec-20 10:48 AM
(check for what?)
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Sen. James Durham 16-Dec-20 10:50 AM
// the most scuffed investigation ever.
// just go arrest somebody, say they sold him the bomb
// hooray! you did it!
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character-confusion 16-Dec-20 10:52 AM
(gh)
(you already know who did it)
(they're dead)
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Adolf Augusto Pencenrio (NAZI/SP 16-Dec-20 10:53 AM
...
(Fucking hell...)
(Central needs to check the input and output of police explosives)
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Sen. Empharius 16-Dec-20 10:56 AM
(who?)
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character-confusion 16-Dec-20 10:56 AM
(uh)
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cbass 16-Dec-20 10:56 AM
//you
// entj
//just like you shot dino
//your aim got better tho
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character-confusion 16-Dec-20 10:57 AM
(hank topper)
(some crazy dude from the confederacy region)
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Sen. James Durham 16-Dec-20 10:58 AM
// based
// now go kill them
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character-confusion 16-Dec-20 11:00 AM
(he's dead)
(he suicide bombed dumbass)
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Sen. James Durham 16-Dec-20 11:00 AM
// no i mean the entire confederate shtick
// kill all confederates for the suicide attack
// troll
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Adolf Augusto Pencenrio (NAZI/SP 16-Dec-20 11:09 AM
(Can central check the input and outgoing of police explosives)
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Deleted User 16-Dec-20 11:09 AM
//when is my trial?
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character-confusion 16-Dec-20 11:10 AM
(idk probably)
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Adolf Augusto Pencenrio (NAZI/SP 16-Dec-20 11:10 AM
(Did central find out which officer took out explosive at a suspicious time)
(Well I guess they need time to search the stacks of outgoing explosives)
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character-confusion 16-Dec-20 11:17 AM
(sure uh, ping me later?)
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Senator Morshu Ferrok 16-Dec-20 11:18 AM
(We’ve already concluded that the explosives detonated a store of ammonium nitrate)
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Adolf Augusto Pencenrio (NAZI/SP 16-Dec-20 11:19 AM
(What?)
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Sen. James Durham 16-Dec-20 11:20 AM
// fake news
// and how was he supposed to know that?
// fog of war
// very unfortunate
// billy is not a war criminal
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Adolf Augusto Pencenrio (NAZI/SP 16-Dec-20 11:20 AM
(Can central ((or lab tech)) conform it)
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Sen. James Durham 16-Dec-20 11:20 AM
// (yet) troll
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Deleted User 16-Dec-20 11:41 AM
//I am once again asking for a trial time
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character-confusion 16-Dec-20 11:43 AM
(later)
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Sen. James Durham 16-Dec-20 11:45 AM
// based billy stays free
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Adolf Augusto Pencenrio (NAZI/SP 16-Dec-20 11:49 AM
(Did central find suspicious withdraw of explosives?)
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Sen. James Durham 16-Dec-20 11:51 AM
// no b/c it was a lone wolf with no ties to anybody :D
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Deleted User 16-Dec-20 11:51 AM
//i wish my actions were war crimes but they arent
troll 3
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Adolf Augusto Pencenrio (NAZI/SP 16-Dec-20 11:57 AM
(That fucking bitch has a flag of the confederacy under him)
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Sen. James Durham 16-Dec-20 11:58 AM
// lone wolf!
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parm 16-Dec-20 12:01 PM
(based
Avatar Sen. James Durham // based billy stays free
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character-confusion 16-Dec-20 12:15 PM
(actually he's arrested)
LETSFUCKINGGOOOOOOO 2
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Sen. James Durham 16-Dec-20 12:16 PM
// :(
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character-confusion 16-Dec-20 12:16 PM
( ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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Adolf Augusto Pencenrio (NAZI/SP 16-Dec-20 12:22 PM
(Did central have news?)
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character-confusion 16-Dec-20 12:49 PM
(hm huh it was taken by one maria chavez)
(a cop)
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Adolf Augusto Pencenrio (NAZI/SP 16-Dec-20 01:08 PM
(Hmmmmmmm)
(Tell central to bring her to interview... also search her place Search her contacts, texts. phone calls. Mail etc)
(Basically search her home and online activity and recent places she visited)
(I’ll be waiting for central since I’ll be snoozing)
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character-confusion 16-Dec-20 02:14 PM
(kk)
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Adolf Augusto Pencenrio (NAZI/SP 16-Dec-20 11:21 PM
(Hello)
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Dieselkeough 16-Dec-20 11:24 PM
//nukes
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Sen. James Durham 16-Dec-20 11:24 PM
//nukes
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Dieselkeough 16-Dec-20 11:24 PM
//and now we have chernobyl
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Adolf Augusto Pencenrio (NAZI/SP 16-Dec-20 11:38 PM
(Yo has central find anything tho)
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Sen. James Durham 16-Dec-20 11:39 PM
//no, theyre too busy dealing with the nuclear attack kekw
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Dieselkeough 16-Dec-20 11:45 PM
//tiny bomb< nuclear bomb
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Sen. James Durham 16-Dec-20 11:46 PM
//mfw the reactor bill passed like a week ago
//and they havent even passed the time of getting aid and experiments yet
//but somehow there is a reactor
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Big Brother (Clement2022) 16-Dec-20 11:50 PM
//nuclear bomb is a cover-up iirc
//reactors aren't done yet
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Sen. Empharius 16-Dec-20 11:51 PM
(no, one of the bombs hit teh reactor)
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Dieselkeough 16-Dec-20 11:52 PM
//its canonised
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Adolf Augusto Pencenrio (NAZI/SP 17-Dec-20 12:48 AM
@character-confusion (Did central find anything or are they too busy with nuclear)
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character-confusion 17-Dec-20 12:49 AM
(gh)
(busy)
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Adolf Augusto Pencenrio (NAZI/SP 17-Dec-20 12:49 AM
(Ok)
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Adolf Augusto Pencenrio (NAZI/SP 17-Dec-20 03:03 AM
(Ummm ya free?)
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Adolf Augusto Pencenrio (NAZI/SP 17-Dec-20 05:44 AM
(Are ya... free? @character-confusion )
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character-confusion 17-Dec-20 05:44 AM
Gh
No
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Adolf Augusto Pencenrio (NAZI/SP 17-Dec-20 05:45 AM
(Ok then... i be waiting)
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Adolf Augusto Pencenrio (NAZI/SP 17-Dec-20 07:29 AM
(I am once again asking central if they did their homework)
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Adolf Augusto Pencenrio (NAZI/SP 17-Dec-20 10:37 AM
(Fuck it... the case remains archived)
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Sen. James Durham 17-Dec-20 10:49 AM
// dunno seems p simple
// guy was a lone wolf
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Your Friend Tamara 29-Dec-20 12:06 AM
(What do I see outside? @character-confusion )
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cbass 31-Dec-20 06:22 PM
//anybody down for some rp doe?
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character-confusion 31-Dec-20 07:02 PM
( 👀 )
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cbass 31-Dec-20 07:05 PM
//oy vey hello there
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character-confusion 31-Dec-20 07:06 PM
(whachu wanna do?)
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cbass 31-Dec-20 07:07 PM
//hmmm
//dunno
//just bored
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character-confusion 31-Dec-20 07:08 PM
(gh)
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cbass 31-Dec-20 07:08 PM
//gh!
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character-confusion 31-Dec-20 07:11 PM
(not helpful smh)
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cbass 31-Dec-20 07:11 PM
//i'm less helpful than mega is at creating a functional economic system
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character-confusion 31-Dec-20 07:11 PM
(wow dude, don't be so harsh on yourself)
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cbass 31-Dec-20 07:11 PM
// troll
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parm 31-Dec-20 07:11 PM
(😔)
(gh my bill stopped the economy from imploding
(slowed it down somewhat)
(not counting the war tho troll )
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character-confusion 31-Dec-20 07:12 PM
(actually technically the ULP bill was first)
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parm 31-Dec-20 07:12 PM
(yea but the ULP bill didnt do shit)
(cbass imploded the economy)
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character-confusion 31-Dec-20 07:13 PM
(yes)
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cbass 31-Dec-20 07:13 PM
//yes
//still better than mega
//let's just chill in the senate hall
//you can bring taylor or character, idc
//i wanna bully mega ic
boohooo 1
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character-confusion 31-Dec-20 07:14 PM
(mega your bill set up infastructure didn't actually like change policy that much)
(okay)
(go on then)
(there) (edited)
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cbass 31-Dec-20 07:14 PM
//sorry hang on then, i'm creating a literal shithole suburban neighborhood in cities: skylines
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parm 31-Dec-20 07:15 PM
(i would have nationalized shit but the right would have MALDED)
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character-confusion 31-Dec-20 07:15 PM
(but why tho?)
troll 1
(smh)
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parm 31-Dec-20 07:15 PM
(srsly, the whole bill was hanging by a fucking straw)
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cbass 31-Dec-20 07:15 PM
Senator Hugo is lounging in the Senate Hall, scrolling the news on her phone, stress in her eyes
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character-confusion 31-Dec-20 07:16 PM
Character walks through the hall, seeing Hugo looking stressed. She passes her, then sighs and turns around. "What's wrong?" she asks flatly.
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cbass 31-Dec-20 07:18 PM
"Well, things are moving quickly, and I'm concerned about...certain abuses, coming from the right."
"The left-wing, as I'm sure you've noticed, has been effectively crushed, and I'm really our main stronghold now, and I definitely am not going to be able to have much of an impact against them."
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parm 31-Dec-20 07:19 PM
Opos walks into the hall
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character-confusion 31-Dec-20 07:19 PM
Character chuckles darkly. "Yes, I've noticed you all have let the left wing collapse lately."
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parm 31-Dec-20 07:19 PM
"Hello, I am quite new to this whole Senate thing"
"It is sure sad to see such violence and division in the Senate"
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character-confusion 31-Dec-20 07:20 PM
"Mmm."
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parm 31-Dec-20 07:20 PM
"alas"
sighs "I wish we could work together on something for once"
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character-confusion 31-Dec-20 07:20 PM
"In any case, the right will abuse you, because they're idologues."
"As you are."
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cbass 31-Dec-20 07:20 PM
"Yes, I'm sure you're so upset about the violence."
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character-confusion 31-Dec-20 07:21 PM
"That's the only reason you're thinking of them as the right, isn't it?"
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parm 31-Dec-20 07:21 PM
"Mmm?" looks confused
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cbass 31-Dec-20 07:21 PM
"More as an...opposition. Though they require a name, no?"
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parm 31-Dec-20 07:21 PM
"I don't like naming enemies"
"I don't want an opposition"
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character-confusion 31-Dec-20 07:21 PM
"They shouldn't."
"They're senators, same as you."
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parm 31-Dec-20 07:21 PM
"I want to co-operate with the whole Senate"
"Throw out "the Right" or "the Left""
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cbass 31-Dec-20 07:22 PM
"Senators with goals directly contrarian to my own, and so I'm forced into meaningless compromise."
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character-confusion 31-Dec-20 07:22 PM
"What is your goal that they're so opposed to?"
"Helping Patrium?" (edited)
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parm 31-Dec-20 07:23 PM
"Perhaps you should assert yourself somewhat instead of being angry at 'the Right' yet submitting to them"
"Treat them as friends but understand that you also should have a say at the table"
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cbass 31-Dec-20 07:23 PM
"They're quite opposed to not allowing Patrium become a puppet of the Americans..."
"I've done so, have I not?"
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parm 31-Dec-20 07:23 PM
"I mean...have you?"
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cbass 31-Dec-20 07:24 PM
"I did say I've compromised."
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parm 31-Dec-20 07:24 PM
"You've signed a bill that sets up statues of sitting Senators, some of whom I personally am acquainted with and do know well"
"but that bill does little to heal the divide"
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cbass 31-Dec-20 07:24 PM
"It sets up a statue of myself as well." smiles
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parm 31-Dec-20 07:25 PM
"it does"
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character-confusion 31-Dec-20 07:25 PM
Character sighs loudly.
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parm 31-Dec-20 07:25 PM
(>obama_giving_himself_medal.jpg)
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cbass 31-Dec-20 07:25 PM
//yes
"What are you huffing about?"
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character-confusion 31-Dec-20 07:25 PM
"What am I--"
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cbass 31-Dec-20 07:26 PM
// troll
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character-confusion 31-Dec-20 07:26 PM
"You see no issue with a bill that spends millions on statues when half our cities are fucked."
"At all?"
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parm 31-Dec-20 07:26 PM
sigh, mutters under breath, barely audible "what an egotistical bunch of Senators"
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character-confusion 31-Dec-20 07:26 PM
"Well...nevermind."
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cbass 31-Dec-20 07:26 PM
"You said I'm an ideologue. I'd argue I'm a narcissist."
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parm 31-Dec-20 07:26 PM
"It is quite a minor thing"
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character-confusion 31-Dec-20 07:26 PM
"You can be both." Character smirks.
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Dieselkeough 31-Dec-20 07:27 PM
"This is exactly why this country is fucked." Senator fred figglehorn sad
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parm 31-Dec-20 07:27 PM
"Still riding off your granddad's legacy?"
"I kid, I kid"
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cbass 31-Dec-20 07:27 PM
"And I may be, but I'd suggest a narcissist pragmatist with a hair of idealism."
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character-confusion 31-Dec-20 07:27 PM
Character frowns. "There's a reason I abandoned the NLF for the ALP, Opos."
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parm 31-Dec-20 07:27 PM
"I realize so"
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cbass 31-Dec-20 07:28 PM
"And it's that you're a spineless coward," Hugo smiles
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parm 31-Dec-20 07:28 PM
"Anyways, I want to draft a plan to bring this country forward with input from every party"
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cbass 31-Dec-20 07:28 PM
//i have no fucking clue what the context was lmfao
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parm 31-Dec-20 07:28 PM
"I don't want to fall into the personal drama of the Senate"
//idk either lol
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character-confusion 31-Dec-20 07:28 PM
(hm?)
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character-confusion 31-Dec-20 07:29 PM
"It's that I'm a pragmatist. Pragmatism on its own means nothing, it's simply a pursuit of goals. What's important is what those goals are."
"You can be pragmatic for narcisism."
"That doesn't make it a good thing."
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parm 31-Dec-20 07:29 PM
"My goal is to make sure patrium doesn't fall into chaos once again"
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character-confusion 31-Dec-20 07:30 PM
"Well...that's easily enough acomplished, to be frank."
"It's just that...people in power lack the will to make it happen."
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parm 31-Dec-20 07:30 PM
"The current Senate has had a lot of difficulty with that"
"Indeed"
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cbass 31-Dec-20 07:31 PM
"The goal, is to keep as many Patrians alive and happy as is possible, but letting shameless capitalists run rampant really isn't on the road to that. Thus, 'The Right.'"
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character-confusion 31-Dec-20 07:31 PM
"And the same to shameless communists."
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parm 31-Dec-20 07:31 PM
"Some people are more pre-occupied with living out their fantasies of the 1917 revolution or allowing foreign investors to own child slaves than fixing our problems, unfortunately"
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cbass 31-Dec-20 07:32 PM
"Well of course. I find myself somewhere down a Third Road. Something that allows a market for some but not others. It's a peculiar thing I'm only working out as I go."
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parm 31-Dec-20 07:32 PM
(character disrespecting her grandpappy smh) (edited)
(holy shit new labor moment) (edited)
"I don't find myself down a 'road', I do what i feel would help the country in the long-term, whether it be left-wing, right-wing, libertarian, authoritarian, communist, or capitalist"
"Labels are labels and should be treated as such"
"I wish there were others who understood this" frowns
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character-confusion 31-Dec-20 07:34 PM
"Mmm."
"In any case...what abuses in particular are you so concerned about?"
( @cbass come back )
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cbass 31-Dec-20 07:36 PM
//sorry was doing electrical shit
//cities skylines with cheats guy 😎
//anywho
"I'd rather not see something to the level of the Americans taking place, nor something more to the tune of the Russians. I'd rather not see a genocide on grounds of political belief, and unfortunately, I trust neither side to not do that."
"I merely shed more concern toward those who identify as capitalist because they hold the power at the moment."
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character-confusion 31-Dec-20 07:37 PM
"I see."
"A valid concern, I suppose."
"Anything I can do to help with it?"
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parm 31-Dec-20 07:40 PM
"I think the only thing we can do to help is to take input from everyone in the Senate"
"Not just the "left" or the "right""
😞
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character-confusion 31-Dec-20 07:40 PM
"...you said that already."
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parm 31-Dec-20 07:40 PM
( @character-confusion can we use emojis to express emotion ic)
"I have"
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cbass 31-Dec-20 07:41 PM
"You're focusing far too much on the labels, and far too little on the point."
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parm 31-Dec-20 07:41 PM
"I do see the danger that some senators pose to the country"
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character-confusion 31-Dec-20 07:41 PM
"The point is that you're concerned about power balance in the senate."
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parm 31-Dec-20 07:41 PM
"Power balance is a fuck"
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cbass 31-Dec-20 07:41 PM
"Aye."
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character-confusion 31-Dec-20 07:41 PM
"Yes well, unfortunately most of the left decided to launch a failed rebellion and now we're stuck."
"So yes, power balance is a fuck."
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parm 31-Dec-20 07:42 PM
"power this, balance that. why can't this senate just take care of the country"
"😩"
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character-confusion 31-Dec-20 07:42 PM
"You think far too highly of these politicians."
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parm 31-Dec-20 07:42 PM
"I consider these Senators my friends"
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character-confusion 31-Dec-20 07:42 PM
"If we were to, for instance, purge senators shown to act in self-interest..."
"...that might be a step in the right direction."
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parm 31-Dec-20 07:42 PM
"That could be"
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character-confusion 31-Dec-20 07:43 PM
"But unfortunately, any attempt to stop self-serving behavior seems to be met with overwhelming resistance."
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cbass 31-Dec-20 07:43 PM
"Yeah, pretty consistently."
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parm 31-Dec-20 07:43 PM
"I'm pretty sure spending money on vanity projects when our country is ripped to shreds might not be a great idea"
"As unfortunately many of our recent bills have been"
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cbass 31-Dec-20 07:44 PM
"It's a..." Mumbling: "What did he say?" "It's a national unity project."
"And otherwise, only one of them has been."
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parm 31-Dec-20 07:45 PM
shoots a brief glare at Hugo "Sure it is. Point being is that we gotta put our differences aside and get a together a consensus recovery plan for this godforsaken senate"
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character-confusion 31-Dec-20 07:45 PM
"National unity, haha. I'm sure people in war-torn areas will see such a sense of unity as we erect statues while they starve, homeless, beheath them."
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Deleted User 31-Dec-20 07:45 PM
//Fuck the darkness, praise the sun... Veni Vidi Patrium
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parm 31-Dec-20 07:46 PM
chuckles at hearing those words
"Perhaps a more spiritual path could assist in unifying our nation"
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character-confusion 31-Dec-20 07:46 PM
Character narrows eyes in distaste.
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parm 31-Dec-20 07:47 PM
"As Former Senator Bleu, one of the most stabilizing Senators in this country advocated, we ought to engrain these ideals into people in the most personal ways possible"
"We must bring peace and kindness to the forefront of society"
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character-confusion 31-Dec-20 07:47 PM
"Peace and kindness."
"Because spirituality always leads to nothing but."
"Just look at our neighbors." (edited)
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parm 31-Dec-20 07:48 PM
"Do you not see that as important?" 🤔
"Not talkign about religion"
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character-confusion 31-Dec-20 07:48 PM
"Are you a Thuzi, Opos?"
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parm 31-Dec-20 07:48 PM
"Just want to create a sort of civic faith"
"No, I am not"
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character-confusion 31-Dec-20 07:48 PM
"A Thuzi sympathizer?"
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parm 31-Dec-20 07:48 PM
(im trying to do the french rev thing of a civic cult)
"Oh hell no"
"I oppose a Catholic led state"
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character-confusion 31-Dec-20 07:49 PM
"Then stop acting like one."
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parm 31-Dec-20 07:49 PM
"Heretics, the lot of them"
"Is it Thuzi to want a civic faith, not one held in some 2000 year old book but rather an active expression of Patrian values"
"A secular, national spirit"
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character-confusion 31-Dec-20 07:50 PM
"That's called nationalism....something good Patrians have in spades."
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parm 31-Dec-20 07:50 PM
"One that teaches the virtues of being a good Patrian"
"Then I'm sure you'd support such an idea"
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character-confusion 31-Dec-20 07:51 PM
"Secular faith sounds unambiguously pointless."
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cbass 31-Dec-20 07:51 PM
"Secular faith....What the fuck are you talking about?"
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parm 31-Dec-20 07:51 PM
sigh "I implore you guys to open a history book"
"Or read about the birth of antionalism"
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character-confusion 31-Dec-20 07:52 PM
"I implore you to stop trying to impose hundred year old values on our country."
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parm 31-Dec-20 07:52 PM
(NEVARRRR)
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cbass 31-Dec-20 07:52 PM
//i know what it is
//just calling you a bitch on main
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parm 31-Dec-20 07:53 PM
"Patriotism is not a 'hundred year old' value" 😞
"Anyways, I must go and get on with work"
👋
Walks to office, with a stack of papers in hand (edited)
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cbass 31-Dec-20 07:53 PM
"Well he's...interesting," Hugo says, frowning.
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character-confusion 31-Dec-20 07:53 PM
Character stares after Opos. "Newbies," she mutters.
"Anyway..."
"Do let me know if I can help with your, uh, power issues."
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cbass 31-Dec-20 07:55 PM
"Yeah, will do. I'd rather not see a second civil war, and even less so a political genocide."
"The diversity here, I'd argue, allows for quite the interesting society."
kek 1
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character-confusion 31-Dec-20 07:55 PM
"Political genocide?"
"Who do you imagine is being genocided?"
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cbass 31-Dec-20 07:56 PM
"Oh no one, at the moment, but it's nowhere near out of the question from happening in the future."
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character-confusion 31-Dec-20 07:56 PM
"Hah."
"Some might argue a political purge is exactly what we need..."
"But that's a policy discussion for another day."
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cbass 31-Dec-20 07:57 PM
"Yes, but a purge based on a position on a line is the last thing we need."
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character-confusion 31-Dec-20 07:57 PM
"Depends on the line."
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cbass 31-Dec-20 07:58 PM
"If it's based on anything other than a line from Moderate to Radical, then it should be out of the picture."
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character-confusion 31-Dec-20 07:58 PM
"Hm...so you do have some line you'd accept."
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cbass 31-Dec-20 07:59 PM
"That one is questionable."
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character-confusion 31-Dec-20 07:59 PM
"Still."
"Nice to see some pragmatic thinking."
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cbass 31-Dec-20 08:00 PM
"Oh yes, because I never do any of that."
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character-confusion 31-Dec-20 08:00 PM
"As I said...the goal is what matters."
"I happen to think a purge of radicals is a worthy one."
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cbass 31-Dec-20 08:02 PM
"Though I'd advise against killing them." "Don't need any martyrs."
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character-confusion 31-Dec-20 08:03 PM
"Of course, of course."
"Although there are certainly cases where it's justified."
"Your old friend Ultrackius, for instance."
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cbass 31-Dec-20 08:05 PM
"'Friend,'" she repeated, sneering.
"Now that was an ideologue."
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character-confusion 31-Dec-20 08:06 PM
"My point exactly."
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cbass 31-Dec-20 08:08 PM
She frowns, "even to the extent that he betrayed his own ideals by siding with the President, even if only for a time. It showed which of his values he cared for more."
"Followed the party line until he could set it himself."
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character-confusion 31-Dec-20 08:09 PM
"Given that he slaughtered loyalist soldiers, I highly doubt he ever truly sided with the president."
"But I agree."
"These are the sort of people who shouldn't be allowed anywhere near this senate."
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cbass 31-Dec-20 08:10 PM
"Yet they make up a majority."
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character-confusion 31-Dec-20 08:11 PM
"So do something about it."
Character sighs. "I do sometimes miss the political maneuvering that came with being head of a major party. Back then, I would have already had a bill drafted to get rid of them."
"Have I ever told you about the time I tried to have libertarian parties banned? Almost worked, too, but unfortunately I had to go and get kidnapped before I could pass it..."
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cbass 31-Dec-20 08:15 PM
"I hate to be the burster of bubbles, but I've heard incredibly little about your time here."
"How the hell did you manage that?" (edited)
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character-confusion 31-Dec-20 08:15 PM
"NLF was quite powerful back then."
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parm 31-Dec-20 08:15 PM
(it was stirner)
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character-confusion 31-Dec-20 08:16 PM
"And then someone had to go and start murdering people in the name of anti-authoritarianism."
"Great opportunity."
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parm 31-Dec-20 08:16 PM
(chad)
(based person murdering people)
(wait i dont recall who was that)
(fair died idk about the others)
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character-confusion 31-Dec-20 08:16 PM
"Well...actually it turned out it was an authoritarian murdering to get more auth policies passed."
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parm 31-Dec-20 08:16 PM
(i do not miss when the PIP was NLF's bitch)
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character-confusion 31-Dec-20 08:16 PM
Character laughs. "Not my doing, but I do respect it."
(it was sat smh)
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parm 31-Dec-20 08:17 PM
(sat was radcent SMH)
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character-confusion 31-Dec-20 08:17 PM
(he was crypto-auth actually)
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parm 31-Dec-20 08:17 PM
(did he actually do much other than the event as a player?)
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cbass 31-Dec-20 08:17 PM
"Well that's pretty neat."
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character-confusion 31-Dec-20 08:18 PM
(eh. he supported policies, didn't draft much)
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cbass 31-Dec-20 08:18 PM
"'A powerful NLF....'"
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parm 31-Dec-20 08:18 PM
(right right)
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cbass 31-Dec-20 08:18 PM
"Won't ever see that again."
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parm 31-Dec-20 08:18 PM
returns
chuckles in response to Hugo
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Big Brother (Clement2022) 31-Dec-20 08:18 PM
//how did u know
//how do u know*
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character-confusion 31-Dec-20 08:18 PM
(cause he did a whole event about it smh)
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Big Brother (Clement2022) 31-Dec-20 08:18 PM
//oh right right
//where he like killed himself or something?
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character-confusion 31-Dec-20 08:19 PM
(yea)
(fake killed)
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parm 31-Dec-20 08:19 PM
(ehh wasnt a big fan of the event but nostalgic nonetheless)
"I do recall that we are due to receive our 3-Year Guideline soon"
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cbass 31-Dec-20 08:20 PM
"Our huh what?" (edited)
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parm 31-Dec-20 08:20 PM
"from the CEB, thankfully mostly out of the clutches of politics, for now"
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cbass 31-Dec-20 08:20 PM
"Oh right."
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parm 31-Dec-20 08:20 PM
"Former Senator Mega's bill, the CEB Act, Section 3"
"Stating that we are to receive a 3 year guideline before sept 1 2022"
"We ought to take that advice"
"Pretty good idea to listen, anyways"
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Senator Uzbek III Esq. 31-Dec-20 08:21 PM
//hey uhh, I was wondering if I could hire some mercenaries (for self defense of course)
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character-confusion 31-Dec-20 08:21 PM
("CEB says: free market capitalism is the way forward")
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parm 31-Dec-20 08:21 PM
(doesn't ele run it?)
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character-confusion 31-Dec-20 08:21 PM
(I suppose so)
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character-confusion 31-Dec-20 08:21 PM
(no)
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parm 31-Dec-20 08:21 PM
(also wait...a sec)
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character-confusion 31-Dec-20 08:21 PM
(npcs run it)
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parm 31-Dec-20 08:21 PM
(oh yea yea)
(hmmm)
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parm 31-Dec-20 08:22 PM
(👀 perhaps)
(i was thinking more paternalistic capitalism tbh)
(but im down for dereg)
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character-confusion 31-Dec-20 08:23 PM
(you canonballed rp)
(ghhhhhhh!)
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parm 31-Dec-20 08:24 PM
(troll)
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character-confusion 31-Dec-20 08:25 PM
"I have no idea how Patrium so consistently fails to run an adaquate economy."
"Oh wait..."
Character glances around pointedly.
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Big Brother (Clement2022) 31-Dec-20 08:25 PM
CEB: "The cameras in bathrooms are necessary for productive forces."
troll 2
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character-confusion 31-Dec-20 08:25 PM
"Yes I do."
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Big Brother (Clement2022) 31-Dec-20 08:27 PM
//I mean I'd argue it's more of a time issue than anything
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cbass 31-Dec-20 08:27 PM
"I have no idea what you're referring to."
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Big Brother (Clement2022) 31-Dec-20 08:28 PM
//an economy doesn't get suddenly better over years, let alone a couple months (edited)
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character-confusion 31-Dec-20 08:28 PM
"Oh, of course not."
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character-confusion 31-Dec-20 08:28 PM
(smh it's an issue of y'all reversing your econ policy every two months)
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Big Brother (Clement2022) 31-Dec-20 08:28 PM
//yeah
//agreed on that
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character-confusion 31-Dec-20 08:28 PM
"Anyway...I'm bored, Hugo."
"I'm bored and tired of this senate."
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Sen. James Durham 31-Dec-20 08:29 PM
"Are you implying the communists having hostile takeovers of vital industries every other month is poor form for a developing economy?" (edited)
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cbass 31-Dec-20 08:29 PM
"Agreed."
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parm 31-Dec-20 08:29 PM
"What do you mean by that, sir?"
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character-confusion 31-Dec-20 08:29 PM
"I'm implying that putting ideology and political victory over practical policy is poor form for any country."
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cbass 31-Dec-20 08:29 PM
//she's about to peg you mf, be ready
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parm 31-Dec-20 08:30 PM
//rip jumble
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Sen. James Durham 31-Dec-20 08:30 PM
"The construction industry, the telecoms scandal, the entire River and Dam system."
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character-confusion 31-Dec-20 08:30 PM
(nooooo i can't argue against jumble's policy ic)
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parm 31-Dec-20 08:30 PM
"I think blaming the 'communists' here is not a good idea, sir"
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parm 31-Dec-20 08:30 PM
"construction was a while ago, telecoms wasn't a scandal, and rivers and dams was just an energy project"
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character-confusion 31-Dec-20 08:30 PM
(tfw jumble is using american standards and america has less national industry than any developing country in the world)
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Sen. James Durham 31-Dec-20 08:31 PM
"Every single major communist has done something radical to please voters over the country improving it's situation economically."
"Ultra was the best example."
"But Evans, Mega and others did other things."
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parm 31-Dec-20 08:31 PM
"Ultra was, well, Ultra"
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Sen. James Durham 31-Dec-20 08:31 PM
"Fair."
"Fucker."
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parm 31-Dec-20 08:31 PM
"He was a terrorist"
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Sen. James Durham 31-Dec-20 08:31 PM
"More than that."
"Snake."
"He was a snake."
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character-confusion 31-Dec-20 08:32 PM
"Ultra is dead and gone, and frankly his head should hang over this hall as an example to anyone who'd follow his path."
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cbass 31-Dec-20 08:32 PM
"Understatement."
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Sen. James Durham 31-Dec-20 08:32 PM
"I truly am trying to move our nation in a better direction though."
"Workers rights are important, but we need to have workers in the first place."
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parm 31-Dec-20 08:33 PM
"as for Evans and Mega, they did push some pretty major policy but it was quite decent. The miller scandal was a product of Evans's incompetency however"
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Sen. James Durham 31-Dec-20 08:33 PM
"I still despise Mega for that godforsaken CEB bill and the American bill afterwards."
"Otherwise I would agree."
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parm 31-Dec-20 08:33 PM
"I surely hope he's moved on from....creating a scandal to create a ruse to nationalize a company"
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character-confusion 31-Dec-20 08:34 PM
"Ha."
"It wasn't Evans' incompetency."
"He was, in fact, quite competent."
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Sen. James Durham 31-Dec-20 08:34 PM
"I am shocked that the PIP and FSL are well and gone. The MLF as well."
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cbass 31-Dec-20 08:34 PM
"Disappointed."
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character-confusion 31-Dec-20 08:34 PM
"It was his corruption that caused the scandal."
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cbass 31-Dec-20 08:34 PM
"Diversity is dying."
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Sen. James Durham 31-Dec-20 08:35 PM
"I can't say I lost sleep over it, but some of their Senators were good people."
"They may have made a fatal mistake in the rebellion, but I truly do believe some were good at heart."
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parm 31-Dec-20 08:35 PM
"I partly agree with you, the CEB was a decent idea, but the council part was a plain power grab. The American bill was not at all a good idea, but the council is where Mega went wrong.
Other than that he was a decent legislator, if a little radical at times"
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character-confusion 31-Dec-20 08:35 PM
"If they were good people, they would have left their parties."
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Sen. James Durham 31-Dec-20 08:35 PM
"Well at least the Security committee can seize it in case of an economic disaster."
"Which is looming."
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parm 31-Dec-20 08:35 PM
"I admire the creation of the AWA"
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Sen. James Durham 31-Dec-20 08:36 PM
"As do I."
"His best piece."
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parm 31-Dec-20 08:36 PM
"Technically they can take control if the Board is incompetent as hell but their decisions are up to senate approval"
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character-confusion 31-Dec-20 08:36 PM
"Might have been more effective if he'd been willing to use the government as their bargaining tool instead of a wish and a prayer."
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Sen. James Durham 31-Dec-20 08:36 PM
"Well that was a smart decision at least. Checks and balances."
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parm 31-Dec-20 08:37 PM
"Perhaps, I still do admire the AWA a lot"
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Sen. James Durham 31-Dec-20 08:37 PM
"He lied to my face about the Committee being """"non-partisan"""", but I would be a liar if I didn't know the true intent behind Constantine's statue bill."
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parm 31-Dec-20 08:37 PM
"I guess it's even between you and him"
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Sen. James Durham 31-Dec-20 08:37 PM
"So, I cannot blame him for that."
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Sen. James Durham 31-Dec-20 08:37 PM
"It is."
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parm 31-Dec-20 08:37 PM
(troll that was like my biggest strategic mistake entj)
"I want to create plan with input from everyone fgoddammit, NCP, LP, WUF, you name it"
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Sen. James Durham 31-Dec-20 08:38 PM
// you fucker I would've been fine with that way the council was. 1 of the NCP members was basically a nazbol
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parm 31-Dec-20 08:38 PM
"TPO as well"
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parm 31-Dec-20 08:38 PM
(i really over stepped on the council) (edited)
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cbass 31-Dec-20 08:38 PM
Hugo frowns at the addition of the TPO.
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parm 31-Dec-20 08:38 PM
(but i managed to get a shitton of other things as well) (edited)
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Sen. James Durham 31-Dec-20 08:39 PM
"Well, Hugo and I have a bill in the works. It's in it's infancy but.... I do want to improve the nation."
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character-confusion 31-Dec-20 08:39 PM
"Hugo? You take issue with TPO?"
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Sen. James Durham 31-Dec-20 08:39 PM
"I think everybody does."
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parm 31-Dec-20 08:39 PM
"The TPO managed to seize power during the civil war"
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character-confusion 31-Dec-20 08:39 PM
"Everybody seems to take issue with everybody else."
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Sen. James Durham 31-Dec-20 08:39 PM
"Not saying I would not work with them, it's just they're far from my first choice."
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parm 31-Dec-20 08:39 PM
"Can't blame them, it was an open shot"
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Sen. James Durham 31-Dec-20 08:40 PM
"I'm proud to say that the NCP has been a far more 'clean' party under my leadership."
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character-confusion 31-Dec-20 08:40 PM
"Low standards."
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Sen. James Durham 31-Dec-20 08:40 PM
"Heavens know that Constantine would've seized power for himself."
Avatar character-confusion "Low standards."
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Sen. James Durham 31-Dec-20 08:40 PM
"Let's hope I raise them."
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parm 31-Dec-20 08:40 PM
"Constantine was a son of a bitch"
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character-confusion 31-Dec-20 08:40 PM
"Unfortunately, he still is."
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parm 31-Dec-20 08:40 PM
"Mega and him actually were good friends in private"
"Same with Evans"
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Sen. James Durham 31-Dec-20 08:41 PM
"He was my friend, I'm just pointing out the obvious."
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parm 31-Dec-20 08:41 PM
"Wonder how that was 🤔 "
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Sen. James Durham 31-Dec-20 08:41 PM
"He was everybody's friend to be frank."
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parm 31-Dec-20 08:41 PM
"It was fun to see his constant attempts at a power grab"
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Sen. James Durham 31-Dec-20 08:41 PM
"I know about Evans. He confided in me about Mega at points."
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parm 31-Dec-20 08:41 PM
(FUCKING KNEW IT)
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Sen. James Durham 31-Dec-20 08:41 PM
"He probably trusted Mega the most after me."
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parm 31-Dec-20 08:41 PM
(I FUCKING KNEW IT)
(i trusted the nigga with everything goddammit)
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Sen. James Durham 31-Dec-20 08:42 PM
// he had me test you about your loyalty to him
// like ages ago
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parm 31-Dec-20 08:42 PM
(when?)
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Sen. James Durham 31-Dec-20 08:42 PM
// way before the civil war
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parm 31-Dec-20 08:42 PM
(like when tho?
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Sen. James Durham 31-Dec-20 08:42 PM
// can't remember
// I dm'd you
// about a party coup
// or smth
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parm 31-Dec-20 08:42 PM
(gh will check DMs)
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cbass 31-Dec-20 08:43 PM
"Anywho...."
"Anyone have anything interesting cooking up?"
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character-confusion 31-Dec-20 08:43 PM
"Well...it's nice to see that most of the senators involved in that traitorous mess are gone."
"Oh?"
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Sen. James Durham 31-Dec-20 08:43 PM
"It is."
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character-confusion 31-Dec-20 08:43 PM
Shoots Jumble a sideeye.
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Sen. James Durham 31-Dec-20 08:44 PM
I grin
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parm 31-Dec-20 08:44 PM
"I am genuinely saddened about Mega being involved in the rebellion and overstepping his power"
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Sen. James Durham 31-Dec-20 08:44 PM
"Which mess are you referring you?"
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parm 31-Dec-20 08:44 PM
"He was a good legislator prior"
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character-confusion 31-Dec-20 08:44 PM
Looks miffed about Jumble. "As I said, Hugo, I think a cleansing is in order.*
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parm 31-Dec-20 08:44 PM
"I agree 100%"
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Sen. James Durham 31-Dec-20 08:44 PM
"I wasn't here for that. A cleansing?"
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character-confusion 31-Dec-20 08:45 PM
"And I'm more than happy to work with others to rid the senate of some of its more...harmful members."
"If you're interested..."
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parm 31-Dec-20 08:45 PM
"quoi?"
"who may that be"
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character-confusion 31-Dec-20 08:45 PM
"Was I unclear?"
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Sen. James Durham 31-Dec-20 08:45 PM
"I would like to say that I truly believe diversity in our democracy is important."
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parm 31-Dec-20 08:46 PM
"Pluralism is one of the foundations of Patrium, but we mustn't allow politics to get in the way of our country!"
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Sen. James Durham 31-Dec-20 08:46 PM
"However much I may hate the left, they do bring about a good point from time to time. Even regularly if you break it down on a member by member basis."
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character-confusion 31-Dec-20 08:46 PM
"Diversity and democracy...because those two things have served our country so well." (edited)
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parm 31-Dec-20 08:46 PM
Glares at Character
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cbass 31-Dec-20 08:46 PM
"And Character claimed I am the ideologue..."
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character-confusion 31-Dec-20 08:46 PM
"Problem, Opos?"
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Sen. James Durham 31-Dec-20 08:46 PM
"Well it's hard to truly have either when the Senate is as corrupt as it was when I joined."
Avatar character-confusion "Problem, Opos?"
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parm 31-Dec-20 08:46 PM
"Nothing"
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character-confusion 31-Dec-20 08:47 PM
"Precisely, Jumble."
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parm 31-Dec-20 08:47 PM
"just...pondering this"
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character-confusion 31-Dec-20 08:47 PM
"Ponder all you like."
"The fact is that Patrium is corrupt as shit."
"And that comes from self-interested politicians."
"And self-interest comes from rabid ideologues."
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parm 31-Dec-20 08:48 PM
"Indeed!"
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character-confusion 31-Dec-20 08:48 PM
"Yes!"
"So purge them!"
"Glad you agree.'
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cbass 31-Dec-20 08:49 PM
"How would you suggest that happen?"
"I'd argue that that's nigh impossible due to the sheer quantity of them. They hold a majority."
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character-confusion 31-Dec-20 08:50 PM
"Eh, I don't think so."
"Well, depends how you look at it."
"Self-interested senators hold a majority, yes."
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Sen. James Durham 31-Dec-20 08:50 PM
"But I believe that it comes about in an oligarchical system which naturally occurs in a country transitioning from a feudal or colonial state."
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parm 31-Dec-20 08:50 PM
"Purge...I see" 😏
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character-confusion 31-Dec-20 08:50 PM
"But they don't hold a majority in anything. They can't work together, by their very nature."
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parm 31-Dec-20 08:50 PM
"truth"
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Sen. James Durham 31-Dec-20 08:50 PM
"If we could develop and get rid of corrupt, we would be able to reap the benefits of the current system we have in place."
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character-confusion 31-Dec-20 08:50 PM
"So divide and conquer, so to speak."
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cbass 31-Dec-20 08:51 PM
"But they can work together against an effort to remove them."
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character-confusion 31-Dec-20 08:51 PM
"Corruption is not natural."
"Corruption is a perversion of the purpose of the government, to protect and care for its citizens, into something twisted and selfish."
"It is most unnatural." (edited)
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character-confusion 31-Dec-20 08:52 PM
"Hence why the first step is to divide."
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Sen. James Durham 31-Dec-20 08:52 PM
"Individualism is extremely human, Senator."
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character-confusion 31-Dec-20 08:52 PM
"And the second to conquer."
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cbass 31-Dec-20 08:52 PM
"I see..."
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Sen. James Durham 31-Dec-20 08:52 PM
"I am not saying it is right, but it is most certainly natural."
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Deleted User 31-Dec-20 08:52 PM
We must make me a territorial governor
I will bring Patrium back
I will decimate any neo rebels with an iron fist
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character-confusion 31-Dec-20 08:53 PM
"And yet the concept of a state emerged to fight this urge. That is our purpose."
"And we shouldn't forget it."
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parm 31-Dec-20 08:53 PM
"I like this idea"
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parm 31-Dec-20 08:53 PM
"Yet it often serves this urge" 🤔
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Sen. James Durham 31-Dec-20 08:53 PM
"I do not."
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Deleted User 31-Dec-20 08:53 PM
Thank you
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parm 31-Dec-20 08:53 PM
"Regardless"
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Deleted User 31-Dec-20 08:54 PM
Senator Opos have you read my texts on Solarism?
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parm 31-Dec-20 08:54 PM
"We ought to purge corruption in this Senate"
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Sen. James Durham 31-Dec-20 08:54 PM
"Do you so quickly forget the fact that we have rampant corruption in our borders?"
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parm 31-Dec-20 08:54 PM
"I soon will"
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Sen. James Durham 31-Dec-20 08:54 PM
"Assigning a Senator his own personal fiefdom would exacerbate that problem, not solve it."
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Deleted User 31-Dec-20 08:54 PM
You should consider converting
And joining our party
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parm 31-Dec-20 08:54 PM
"Buccio is a trustworthy individual, dedicated to Sol Invictus"
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Sen. James Durham 31-Dec-20 08:54 PM
"Satanist."
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Deleted User 31-Dec-20 08:54 PM
Thank you Opos
I don’t worship a Jew on a stick
troll 2
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Sen. James Durham 31-Dec-20 08:54 PM
"I would never work with somebody who so blindly follows a false idol."
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parm 31-Dec-20 08:54 PM
"I've been studying and it could be a possibility"
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Deleted User 31-Dec-20 08:54 PM
I worship the unconquerable Sun
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parm 31-Dec-20 08:55 PM
(jew on a stick)
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Sen. James Durham 31-Dec-20 08:55 PM
"Exodus 20:3 'You shall have no other gods before me.'"
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parm 31-Dec-20 08:55 PM
(god i wanna make that a restaurant item)
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Deleted User 31-Dec-20 08:55 PM
Exodus does not matter
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Sen. James Durham 31-Dec-20 08:55 PM
"Leviticus 19:4 'Do not turn to idols or make for yourselves any gods of cast metal: I am the Lord your God.'"
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Deleted User 31-Dec-20 08:55 PM
Both the Egyptians and Hebrews were crushed by the might of Rome
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Sen. James Durham 31-Dec-20 08:55 PM
"1 Timothy 2:5 'For there is one God, and there is one mediator between God and men, the man Christ Jesus,'"
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cbass 31-Dec-20 08:56 PM
"Quoting the Bible..."
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Deleted User 31-Dec-20 08:56 PM
This is irrelevant
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Sen. James Durham 31-Dec-20 08:56 PM
"And yet here Christianity stands as the most populous religion, and Heathen Paganism has fallen to the wayside, used only by sexual degenerates and Satanists."
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Sen. James Durham 31-Dec-20 08:56 PM
"Yes, I am a follower of Christ. What of it?"
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character-confusion 31-Dec-20 08:56 PM
Character looks annoyed at the current topic. "Gentlemen. We were discussing relavent matters, like saving our government from corruption?"
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cbass 31-Dec-20 08:56 PM
Hugo says, while shaking her head, "Fuckin bible thumpers..."
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Deleted User 31-Dec-20 08:56 PM
We must end sexual degeneracy, the cult of Elagabalus was a disaster for Solarism
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character-confusion 31-Dec-20 08:57 PM
"Hugo? You were saying?"
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Sen. James Durham 31-Dec-20 08:58 PM
"Ah yes."
"The first step would be to root out any lethargic or corrupt Senators in the Security Committee."
"Then it might actually server its purpose."
"You cannot act with impunity if one half does not care and the other half is actively working against you."
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character-confusion 31-Dec-20 09:00 PM
"Its purpose has been deluded far beyond that of a security committee."
"But it is a start, I suppose."
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cbass 31-Dec-20 09:00 PM
"That committee never had any power regardless."
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Deleted User 31-Dec-20 09:01 PM
We must vest all powers into me
I will serve as king and head priest of Patrium
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character-confusion 31-Dec-20 09:02 PM
"Mmhm."
Character looks unamused. (edited)
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Deleted User 31-Dec-20 09:02 PM
Solarism is the fastest growing faith in Patrium
You will cower in fear
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character-confusion 31-Dec-20 09:03 PM
"I will do no such thing."
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Deleted User 31-Dec-20 09:03 PM
You will you degenerate
The ALP is an openly Marxist party and a disgrace to the nation
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character-confusion 31-Dec-20 09:03 PM
"I believe you belong on the purge list we were speaking of."
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Deleted User 31-Dec-20 09:04 PM
I am not corrupt though
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Sen. James Durham 31-Dec-20 09:04 PM
"I find it funny that these 'people' are even allowed to vote."
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character-confusion 31-Dec-20 09:04 PM
"You are a self-interested ideologue."
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Deleted User 31-Dec-20 09:04 PM
If I must die for Solarism I will
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character-confusion 31-Dec-20 09:04 PM
"That is the very face of corruption."
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Sen. James Durham 31-Dec-20 09:04 PM
"People who are heathens are always susceptible to other sins, primarily corruption."
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Deleted User 31-Dec-20 09:04 PM
I serve the nation of Patrium
Unlike the Leninist NCP
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Sen. James Durham 31-Dec-20 09:04 PM
"You serve your Cult and nothing else."
"You shall rue the day you forsook God for Satan."
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Deleted User 31-Dec-20 09:04 PM
You serve Lenin
Avatar Deleted User You serve Lenin
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Sen. James Durham 31-Dec-20 09:05 PM
"If I serve Lenin, at least I do not serve Satan."
"Can you truly claim to be a man of God sitting upon the mass of sins you commit every day?"
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Deleted User 31-Dec-20 09:05 PM
The NCP is the face of disaster in the nation
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Sen. James Durham 31-Dec-20 09:05 PM
"And ASS is the face of ever problem in the way of success."
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Deleted User 31-Dec-20 09:05 PM
I am a man of Dominus et Deus
I have been in the senate for a few days and I haven’t even voted
Your party is the establishment
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character-confusion 31-Dec-20 09:06 PM
"What's wrong with the establishment?"
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Deleted User 31-Dec-20 09:06 PM
If there is no success it is your fault
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Sen. James Durham 31-Dec-20 09:06 PM
"You are degenerate, warmongering, heathen, satanists who would rather jump in bed with a TPO member than pray in Church."
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Deleted User 31-Dec-20 09:06 PM
The establishment isn’t powerful enough
It must be more brutal
The NCP is full of cowards
And open communists
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character-confusion 31-Dec-20 09:06 PM
"Not powerful enough to purge you, unfortunately." Character mumbles.
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Dieselkeough 31-Dec-20 09:07 PM
//what if you converted marina to solarism 😳
doom 2
LETSFUCKINGGOOOOOOO 1
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Sen. James Durham 31-Dec-20 09:07 PM
"I wonder which you would categorize me as, you Godless heathen."
"No matter. I will go on into Heaven after my passing, and you shall live in eternal damnation for what you have done and what you will do." (edited)
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Dieselkeough 31-Dec-20 09:07 PM
//she do worship a sun god, its only a couple steps
//👀
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Big Brother (Clement2022) 31-Dec-20 09:08 PM
"Calm down, both of you."
"We are representations of our citizens and the name-calling of your political opponents is a mockery of the political system."
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Sen. James Durham 31-Dec-20 09:09 PM
"Ah. An atheist. You are no better than him."
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character-confusion 31-Dec-20 09:09 PM
"Finally, someone who cares."
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Sen. James Durham 31-Dec-20 09:09 PM
"I care. I just happen to also care about God. Something none of the rest of you seem to do."
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character-confusion 31-Dec-20 09:10 PM
"Ideologue."
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Sen. James Durham 31-Dec-20 09:10 PM
"Atheistic Communist."
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character-confusion 31-Dec-20 09:10 PM
"Ideologues everywhere."
Points at jumble. "You are part of the problem."
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Sen.⬜⬛🔳🔲(CLEMENTS2022!) 31-Dec-20 09:10 PM
"I care about the REAL god"
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Sen. James Durham 31-Dec-20 09:10 PM
"I want the betterment of my nation, and I am also a man of Christ."
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Sen.⬜⬛🔳🔲(CLEMENTS2022!) 31-Dec-20 09:10 PM
"The sun"
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Deleted User 31-Dec-20 09:10 PM
You are a heretic
And fool
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character-confusion 31-Dec-20 09:10 PM
"Those two statements are in conflict."
"The moment you let the second influence the first." (edited)
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Sen. James Durham 31-Dec-20 09:11 PM
"What would you want for me? To cast away my faith for nothing more than brownie points with Atheists who would still hate me?"
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Dieselkeough 31-Dec-20 09:11 PM
"Honestly, the worship of a sun god is a pretty good ideal and pirist."
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character-confusion 31-Dec-20 09:11 PM
"I don't care if you're a Christian or an atheist, I care that you leave it at the door when you come into this hall."
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Sen. James Durham 31-Dec-20 09:11 PM
"Being a man of God does not block one from solving the issues at hand."
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Big Brother (Clement2022) 31-Dec-20 09:11 PM
"I do not let ideology prevent me from looking out for what's best of my constituents."
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Deleted User 31-Dec-20 09:11 PM
Join our growing movement!
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Big Brother (Clement2022) 31-Dec-20 09:12 PM
"And your job does too."
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Deleted User 31-Dec-20 09:12 PM
May I interest you in a pamphlet
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Sen.⬜⬛🔳🔲(CLEMENTS2022!) 31-Dec-20 09:12 PM
"The sun IS the god, ever thought about how the sun feeds all of us through plants?"
entj 3
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Dieselkeough 31-Dec-20 09:12 PM
Hm... of course, i already worship a sun god on an individual basis."
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Big Brother (Clement2022) 31-Dec-20 09:12 PM
// @Sen.⬜⬛🔳🔲(CLEMENTS2022!) gh, our party is secular
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Deleted User 31-Dec-20 09:12 PM
You must worship THE sun god
hands pamphlet
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Dieselkeough 31-Dec-20 09:13 PM
"Hm, " she takes it, and begins to read thr tenants and rationale for beleif.
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Sen.⬜⬛🔳🔲(CLEMENTS2022!) 31-Dec-20 09:13 PM
(Our party used to be anti theist)
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Sen. James Durham 31-Dec-20 09:13 PM
// sign bill?
// pwease?
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Deleted User 31-Dec-20 09:13 PM
sips milkshake
Avatar Sen.⬜⬛🔳🔲(CLEMENTS2022!) (Our party used to be anti theist)
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Big Brother (Clement2022) 31-Dec-20 09:13 PM
//still is troll
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Big Brother (Clement2022) 31-Dec-20 09:13 PM
//which one
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Sen.⬜⬛🔳🔲(CLEMENTS2022!) 31-Dec-20 09:13 PM
(Based)
Avatar Big Brother (Clement2022) //which one
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Sen. James Durham 31-Dec-20 09:13 PM
// statue one
// flexing on the rebels 😎
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Big Brother (Clement2022) 31-Dec-20 09:13 PM
//there's no statue for me :empty:
Avatar Big Brother (Clement2022) //there's no statue for me :empty:
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Sen. James Durham 31-Dec-20 09:14 PM
// there is
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Sen.⬜⬛🔳🔲(CLEMENTS2022!) 31-Dec-20 09:14 PM
(I just think schizo solarist totalitarian is funner)
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Big Brother (Clement2022) 31-Dec-20 09:14 PM
//wait what
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Deleted User 31-Dec-20 09:14 PM
//statues for the living are wack imo
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Big Brother (Clement2022) 31-Dec-20 09:14 PM
//:booba:
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Deleted User 31-Dec-20 09:14 PM
//same with naming things after a living person in honor of them
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Sen. James Durham 31-Dec-20 09:14 PM
//@Big Brother (Clement2022) (edited)
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Sen.⬜⬛🔳🔲(CLEMENTS2022!) 31-Dec-20 09:14 PM
(This is the reason hitler has no statues)
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Sen. James Durham 31-Dec-20 09:14 PM
// 100k means two statues at least
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Deleted User 31-Dec-20 09:15 PM
//WAIT THE MEMES ON PIZZA STATUE WAS UNVEILED TODAY CANONICALLY
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Sen. James Durham 31-Dec-20 09:15 PM
// ur just saying that since mayfeld is ded
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Big Brother (Clement2022) 31-Dec-20 09:15 PM
//hmm tempting offer...
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Sen. James Durham 31-Dec-20 09:15 PM
// smh
Avatar Big Brother (Clement2022) //hmm tempting offer...
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Sen. James Durham 31-Dec-20 09:15 PM
// or wait
// where was drone attack
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Deleted User 31-Dec-20 09:15 PM
//no I unironically believe this
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Sen. James Durham 31-Dec-20 09:15 PM
// ill put it there
// 😄
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Dieselkeough 31-Dec-20 09:15 PM
"I will consider it. However i must consider you aknowledge the moon godess, the goddess of love, the god of fear, and the godess of the creatures."
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Deleted User 31-Dec-20 09:15 PM
Inferior gods
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Sen. James Durham 31-Dec-20 09:16 PM
"Pagan."
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Dieselkeough 31-Dec-20 09:16 PM
"And the god of chaos."
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cbass 31-Dec-20 09:16 PM
//im working on a rival religion 👀
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Deleted User 31-Dec-20 09:16 PM
Sol Invictus is the true superior god
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Sen. James Durham 31-Dec-20 09:16 PM
"I would hunt you down myself if it was allowed."
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character-confusion 31-Dec-20 09:16 PM
Character glances around. "So...does anyone wanna do sketchy political shit with me or what?"
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Sen. James Durham 31-Dec-20 09:16 PM
"Not really."
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cbass 31-Dec-20 09:16 PM
//oh it's sorta got those, though somewhat different
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Deleted User 31-Dec-20 09:16 PM
I need to get my feet wet
In the senate
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Dieselkeough 31-Dec-20 09:16 PM
"While the sun is the most prominent, you cannot forget the others. They are equally important."
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Deleted User 31-Dec-20 09:17 PM
The sun is unconquerable
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character-confusion 31-Dec-20 09:17 PM
"Too bad."
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Deleted User 31-Dec-20 09:17 PM
Chaos can be restored with order, nature with humanity but the sun is unconquerable
Ave Sol Invictus!
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Sen. James Durham 31-Dec-20 09:17 PM
// 3 more sigs!
// if bb would sign only 2 :D
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Dieselkeough 31-Dec-20 09:18 PM
The sun can be conquered by the moon."
"In a constant war for attrition."
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Deleted User 31-Dec-20 09:18 PM
The goddess Diana pales in the power of Sol Invictus
No emperor invoked Diana when conquering
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Dieselkeough 31-Dec-20 09:18 PM
"I refer to her by a different name."
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Deleted User 31-Dec-20 09:19 PM
Following Sol Invictus has proven success
Aurelian is a prime example
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Dieselkeough 31-Dec-20 09:19 PM
"Following the moon godess has also prooven successful."
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Deleted User 31-Dec-20 09:19 PM
By who?
Who is more successful than the Restorer of the World
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Dieselkeough 31-Dec-20 09:19 PM
"Such is the case of the fall of chinese dynasties and the rise of modern china."
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Deleted User 31-Dec-20 09:20 PM
Inferior to Rome
Clearly
We have a senate as Rome did
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Dieselkeough 31-Dec-20 09:20 PM
"The greatest conquerer of them all, genghis khan worshipped the moon."
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Deleted User 31-Dec-20 09:20 PM
We must follow in that tradition
Genghis failed after death
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Dieselkeough 31-Dec-20 09:20 PM
"No doubt you can see his success in life."
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Sen. Cassandra Balistic 31-Dec-20 09:20 PM
Balistic walks into the Senate Hall
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Deleted User 31-Dec-20 09:21 PM
Legacy matters more
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Sen. James Durham 31-Dec-20 09:21 PM
"Hey."
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Deleted User 31-Dec-20 09:21 PM
//gtg
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Sen. Cassandra Balistic 31-Dec-20 09:21 PM
"Good to see you James."
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Sen. James Durham 31-Dec-20 09:21 PM
//bye
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character-confusion 31-Dec-20 09:21 PM
"Oh good, he's gone."
Avatar Sen. Cassandra Balistic "Good to see you James."
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Sen. James Durham 31-Dec-20 09:21 PM
"Likewise."
"I've noticed you've signed the bill on the Statues."
"Thank you."
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Sen. Cassandra Balistic 31-Dec-20 09:22 PM
"You're welcome, we have to honor our heros." (edited)
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Sen.⬜⬛🔳🔲(CLEMENTS2022!) 31-Dec-20 09:24 PM
"The moon is but a mere rock that accompanies the one we are standing on"
"The sun however"
"Is divine, infinite in power"
"It gives us all life"
"Without the sun, we would all be dead right now"
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Dieselkeough 31-Dec-20 09:27 PM
"As without the moon."
"Wothout the moon the oceans would corrupt our world. The moon keeps them in order, and at the same time, puts things in motion."
"Without the moon, life itself may not have formed as the moon carroes the very essence of life. Earth was merely a catalyst."
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Sen.⬜⬛🔳🔲(CLEMENTS2022!) 31-Dec-20 09:29 PM
"We could survive if the moon were to disappear, you can't say the same about the sun, we would be frozen, and if anyone isn't, they would starve soon after"
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cbass 31-Dec-20 09:33 PM
"This is....the most ridiculous conversation I think I've ever seen."
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parm 31-Dec-20 09:33 PM
"enlightening"
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character-confusion 31-Dec-20 09:35 PM
“My thoughts exactly.”
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Dieselkeough 31-Dec-20 10:18 PM
We eouldnt have existed at all if it werent for the moon
And without the moon we would be in a dire situation."
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cbass 31-Dec-20 10:20 PM
"I'm hesitant to point out how ridiculous you sound right now."
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Deleted User 31-Dec-20 10:30 PM
You will learn my friend
Ave Sol Invictus
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Adolf Augusto Pencenrio (NAZI/SP 01-Jan-21 04:22 PM
//I still also need to keep order in the fucking streets...
(Based on this damage scale from some other map, The more red, the more damage, instability and crime)
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Sen. James Durham 01-Jan-21 04:23 PM
//martial law troll
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Adolf Augusto Pencenrio (NAZI/SP 01-Jan-21 04:26 PM
(That would ruin everything)
(Martial law should be the last thing we do)
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Sen. James Durham 01-Jan-21 04:28 PM
//no.
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Adolf Augusto Pencenrio (NAZI/SP 01-Jan-21 04:31 PM
(Fucking hell, i’ll try to police “1” to make sure shit dont fall apart if i have freetime from diplomacy)
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Sen. James Durham 01-Jan-21 04:37 PM
//no you won't, that's the place my men blew up and I'll be damned if I have a commie put it back together (edited)
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parm 01-Jan-21 04:38 PM
(commie?)
(oh right NLF member)
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cbass 01-Jan-21 04:54 PM
//already have plans in mind dw
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Adolf Augusto Pencenrio (NAZI/SP 01-Jan-21 04:56 PM
//yo we contesting in rebuilding shit?
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cbass 01-Jan-21 05:32 PM
Senator Hugo is sitting in her office, working on something.
//someone rp with me uwu
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Sen. James Durham 01-Jan-21 05:35 PM
Sen. Durham knocks while entering
"Am I interrupting anything Senator?"
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character-confusion 01-Jan-21 05:39 PM
(oo fun)
Character strides past Durham into the office. "I'm sure I am interrupting but regardless."
( @cbass come back)
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Deleted User 01-Jan-21 05:40 PM
walks past slurping a milkshake
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cbass 01-Jan-21 05:41 PM
//oop shit
Jumps, then lays her arms across the papers "You are, but you've already said you don't care so.."
"What can I do for you?"
// @character-confusion @Sen. James Durham my turn
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Sen. James Durham 01-Jan-21 05:47 PM
//oop was trying to write something in bill
//back
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Sen. James Durham 01-Jan-21 05:47 PM
"I was wondering if those negotiations are going well?"
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cbass 01-Jan-21 05:48 PM
Does one of 😬 these "I haven't started..."
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character-confusion 01-Jan-21 05:48 PM
Character glances at the papers on Hugo's desk, attmpting to read them. "What's this?"
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cbass 01-Jan-21 05:50 PM
She hurriedly stacks them neatly and puts them in a file folder "A work in progress."
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character-confusion 01-Jan-21 05:51 PM
"For what?"
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Sen. James Durham 01-Jan-21 05:51 PM
"A bill we are working on jointly, I assume."
"I might be incorrect in that though."
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cbass 01-Jan-21 05:51 PM
"Yes, that one."
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Sen. James Durham 01-Jan-21 05:52 PM
"Wonderful."
"Your work on that bill has been extremely good so far."
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cbass 01-Jan-21 05:55 PM
"Why thank you," she says, smiling.
"And you as well."
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character-confusion 01-Jan-21 05:55 PM
"I see..."
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cbass 01-Jan-21 05:55 PM
"You'll get to see the bill soon enough, Senator."
"It's coming along swimmingly."
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Sen. James Durham 01-Jan-21 05:56 PM
"But regardless, how is your day going?"
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cbass 01-Jan-21 05:56 PM
"Oh it's been fine enough, and you?"
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Sen. James Durham 01-Jan-21 05:56 PM
"Wonderful, mine has been going well also."
"Nothing much happening as of late besides the exodus. Thank the lord."
"I don't know if I could handle much more. I'm getting constant emails, telephone calls, and actual letters from my constituents pleading with me to aid them."
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cbass 01-Jan-21 05:59 PM
"The exodus...?" she says, confused.
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Sen. James Durham 01-Jan-21 05:59 PM
"Of companies."
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cbass 01-Jan-21 05:59 PM
"Ah, yes."
//hey is that bill we're writing for the event?
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Sen. James Durham 01-Jan-21 05:59 PM
"It's quite heartbreaking. One lost her husband in the Thuzi War of Agression, then lost her son to the backstab in New Thames. She can't run the farm she has outside of Morisport herself and has no money to hire a worker."
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Sen. James Durham 01-Jan-21 05:59 PM
//no? (edited)
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cbass 01-Jan-21 06:00 PM
//so no?
//or yes
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Sen. James Durham 01-Jan-21 06:00 PM
//unsure
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cbass 01-Jan-21 06:00 PM
//neat
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Sen. James Durham 01-Jan-21 06:00 PM
//we could take it that direction if you want
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cbass 01-Jan-21 06:01 PM
"That's unfortunate...Hard to work with..."
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cbass 01-Jan-21 06:01 PM
//i dunno, it's a fat bill already
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Sen. James Durham 01-Jan-21 06:01 PM
//yeah (edited)
//maybe make two separate
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Sen. James Durham 01-Jan-21 06:02 PM
"Very. I just pray we can get help to them in time."
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cbass 01-Jan-21 06:02 PM
"Aye."
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Eliyyahu 01-Jan-21 08:26 PM
"I declear war against albainia"
LETSFUCKINGGOOOOOOO 3
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Deleted User 01-Jan-21 08:28 PM
//unironically based
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cbass 01-Jan-21 08:37 PM
"Um..."
"Neat?"
"Are you planning on fighting them alone?"
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Eliyyahu 01-Jan-21 08:38 PM
"Yes."
"Single handaly"
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Dieselkeough 01-Jan-21 08:49 PM
"You know you wont possibly succeed." Madame Bleu would state, waltzing in. "Ask Ferrok, oh wait. You cant."
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cbass 01-Jan-21 08:51 PM
"Why is my office suddenly the congregation center of the Senate?"
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parm 01-Jan-21 08:51 PM
"That's the Hugo Energy™️"
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Dieselkeough 01-Jan-21 08:51 PM
"Because its what always used to happen in my office."
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cbass 01-Jan-21 08:51 PM
"Your office sucks."
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Dieselkeough 01-Jan-21 08:51 PM
"It was quite splendid i will have you know."
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parm 01-Jan-21 08:51 PM
"😔"
😏 "I havent visited ur office yet"
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cbass 01-Jan-21 08:52 PM
"At least mine is cool," she says, nodding at the tattered British flag hanging on the wall.
"Tore it up myself," she says, self satisfied.
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parm 01-Jan-21 08:53 PM
🙂 after looking at the torn flag "Indeed"
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cbass 01-Jan-21 08:53 PM
"Anywho..."
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Dieselkeough 01-Jan-21 08:53 PM
"The british have quite the splendid country."
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cbass 01-Jan-21 08:53 PM
"Anyone up to anything interesting?"
"I know you aren't, Bleu."
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Dieselkeough 01-Jan-21 08:54 PM
"Besides that buffoon trying to get us into war? And the union of companies threatening to leave?"
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cbass 01-Jan-21 08:55 PM
"Yes, I'm working on that," she sighed, tapping a file folder on her desk.
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Dieselkeough 01-Jan-21 08:55 PM
"Well i have been doing some interesting things. Most which i cannot say publicly."
"But i assure you it is of great importance of Patrium."
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cbass 01-Jan-21 08:55 PM
"Uhhuh....as is Somaliland..."
"Opos, you doing anything neat?" // @parm
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parm 01-Jan-21 08:56 PM
"Uh, quite, I am working on some across-the-board reform in some sectors of society"
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Dieselkeough 01-Jan-21 08:56 PM
"Somaliland has been doing great things for our fair nation."
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parm 01-Jan-21 08:56 PM
"As well, I'm ushering a major education reform"
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Dieselkeough 01-Jan-21 08:56 PM
"The big issue is this fool hardy senate."
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cbass 01-Jan-21 08:56 PM
"Oh joy," she said, rolling her eyes.
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parm 01-Jan-21 08:56 PM
"I much agree"
"It almost feels like a board game played by a bunch of moody teenagers"
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cbass 01-Jan-21 08:57 PM
//it's not a board game 😠
"What types of reforms are you planning?"
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parm 01-Jan-21 08:59 PM
"Several, I want to overhaul this education system, reform how natural resources are taxed, deregulate some sectors of the economy, increase public investment into the economy"
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cbass 01-Jan-21 08:59 PM
//fuck i gotta go for a bit, i lost something
/nvm i found it
"Increase public investment?"
"You do understand how unnecessary that is, right?"
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parm 01-Jan-21 09:01 PM
🤷 "public-private partnerships is what i was getting at"
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cbass 01-Jan-21 09:02 PM
"Still..."
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Dieselkeough 01-Jan-21 09:02 PM
"If our companies are leaving then there is no point to that."
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parm 01-Jan-21 09:02 PM
"Anyways i am quite new to this senate..."
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cbass 01-Jan-21 09:02 PM
"A wave of bills was passed during the war to make more public investment."
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parm 01-Jan-21 09:02 PM
"hence deregulation and lower taxes"
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Dieselkeough 01-Jan-21 09:02 PM
"I advise focusing on keeping the companies we have first."
"They will still leave if you dont adress their issues."
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parm 01-Jan-21 09:02 PM
"I think the deregulation will be a good idea"
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Dieselkeough 01-Jan-21 09:02 PM
"Which i have heard they have quite a few."
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parm 01-Jan-21 09:03 PM
"I also suggest an exit tax although i'm not sure that that's a good idea"
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cbass 01-Jan-21 09:03 PM
"Then do tell."
"If you've heard so much, you're welcome to share with the class."
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parm 01-Jan-21 09:03 PM
"We must also address instability"
//lmao hugo sassy like that (edited)
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cbass 01-Jan-21 09:03 PM
//hugo would kill a mf
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parm 01-Jan-21 09:03 PM
//true
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cbass 01-Jan-21 09:03 PM
//and has 😁
untroll 1
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Dieselkeough 01-Jan-21 09:04 PM
"They seem to be furious with political violence and the hyperpolitical nature of this country. It is causing alot of workplace violence for one."
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Eliyyahu 01-Jan-21 09:04 PM
falls over
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parm 01-Jan-21 09:04 PM
"We must purge a lot of the ideologues from this Senate!"
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parm 01-Jan-21 09:04 PM
"Sir are you ok" 😳
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Dieselkeough 01-Jan-21 09:04 PM
"In addition the unionisation and nationalisation that occured put them on edge."
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cbass 01-Jan-21 09:04 PM
"When I said share with the class, I didn't mean speak to me as if I'm an elementary schooler."
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parm 01-Jan-21 09:04 PM
"Unions are the life and blood of our country"
❔ 1
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cbass 01-Jan-21 09:05 PM
"I'd assumed you meant something beyond the intellect of a 2nd grader had come up"
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parm 01-Jan-21 09:05 PM
"And we havent done much nationalization"
//🔥
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Dieselkeough 01-Jan-21 09:05 PM
"Unionisation as in the civil wars unions."
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cbass 01-Jan-21 09:05 PM
//stop interrupting my roasts boohooo
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Dieselkeough 01-Jan-21 09:05 PM
"Not nessecarily unions i general."
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Eliyyahu 01-Jan-21 09:05 PM
gets up and rubbs himself down "ah.." "Yea..."
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cbass 01-Jan-21 09:05 PM
"I don't even know what you're talking about now."
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Dieselkeough 01-Jan-21 09:05 PM
"Ah. Splendid. Now where were we?"
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cbass 01-Jan-21 09:06 PM
Chuckling: "What's up with this guy?" Nods at @Eliyyahu
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Dieselkeough 01-Jan-21 09:06 PM
"The companies are threatening to leave this country."
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cbass 01-Jan-21 09:06 PM
"They already started to"
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parm 01-Jan-21 09:06 PM
//@character that was in response to bleu saying that unionization put companies on edge
//no ping intentional
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Dieselkeough 01-Jan-21 09:06 PM
"So i would reccomend you senators try to fix that."
"One way or the other."
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Eliyyahu 01-Jan-21 09:07 PM
gives death stare of smoltering aryan beauty and anger at @cbass (edited)
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cbass 01-Jan-21 09:07 PM
"Say...what did you do with those swords that Shorts gave you?"
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Dieselkeough 01-Jan-21 09:07 PM
"Oh! I kept them they were quite beautiful."
"And from such a kind colleague."
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cbass 01-Jan-21 09:07 PM
// instantly cums on a cosmic scale entj
"So you still have them?"
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Dieselkeough 01-Jan-21 09:08 PM
"I put them in a display case in my home in ciudad brabante."
"Of course!"
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cbass 01-Jan-21 09:08 PM
"Would you consider selling them?"
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Dieselkeough 01-Jan-21 09:08 PM
"It was a gift from a freind before his unfortunate passing."
She frowned. "I am afraid not."
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cbass 01-Jan-21 09:09 PM
"A friend, you say....Jack told me different..."
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cbass 01-Jan-21 09:09 PM
"Unfortunate."
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Eliyyahu 01-Jan-21 09:09 PM
"Okay maybe is happened but it wasnt 6 million"
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Dieselkeough 01-Jan-21 09:09 PM
"He wasnt a freind, perhaps too strong of a word there. How about a good colleague."
... "what?"
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cbass 01-Jan-21 09:10 PM
"Um...what?" Hugo says, shock and confusion in her eyes (edited)
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Dieselkeough 01-Jan-21 09:10 PM
"Whatever are you talking about?"
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Eliyyahu 01-Jan-21 09:10 PM
"What?"
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cbass 01-Jan-21 09:10 PM
"What are you on about '6 million'"
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Dieselkeough 01-Jan-21 09:10 PM
"Indeed."
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Eliyyahu 01-Jan-21 09:11 PM
"Uh... nothing"
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Dieselkeough 01-Jan-21 09:11 PM
She frowned. And eyed him closely.
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cbass 01-Jan-21 09:11 PM
Hugo looked away, hiding laughter
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Dieselkeough 01-Jan-21 09:12 PM
"Say you are new here, i am Doctor Marina Bleu, former head of PADRE." It is good to meet you."
She stuck out a hand for him to shake.
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Eliyyahu 01-Jan-21 09:12 PM
"Hello, heil H-uhhh... yea hi,"
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cbass 01-Jan-21 09:12 PM
"And I'm Senator Victoria Hugo, former head of the MLF and MMP, now member of the WUF"
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Eliyyahu 01-Jan-21 09:12 PM
shakes hand
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cbass 01-Jan-21 09:12 PM
She did not extend a hand
//get fucked
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Eliyyahu 01-Jan-21 09:13 PM
//im not shaking yours
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cbass 01-Jan-21 09:13 PM
//ah shite
//oh well, twas funny
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Dieselkeough 01-Jan-21 09:13 PM
She nods a little. "I am supposing you will learn alot about how our country operates. You are saying you are from germany yes?"
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Eliyyahu 01-Jan-21 09:13 PM
"Yes"
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cbass 01-Jan-21 09:14 PM
Hugo frowns at 'Germany'
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Dieselkeough 01-Jan-21 09:14 PM
"Ah, good to see a fellow minority on this senate. Do feel free to ask questions and the likes."
"I am here to help."
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Eliyyahu 01-Jan-21 09:14 PM
//what minority are you
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cbass 01-Jan-21 09:14 PM
Hugo frowns at 'minority'
//thuzi
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Dieselkeough 01-Jan-21 09:14 PM
//thuzi
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character-confusion 01-Jan-21 09:15 PM
//thuzi
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Eliyyahu 01-Jan-21 09:15 PM
//what
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cbass 01-Jan-21 09:15 PM
//thanks character
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Eliyyahu 01-Jan-21 09:15 PM
//what colour is that
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character-confusion 01-Jan-21 09:15 PM
//our neighboring country
//bad
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cbass 01-Jan-21 09:15 PM
//spanish
//catholic :)
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Dieselkeough 01-Jan-21 09:15 PM
//sp*nish
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cbass 01-Jan-21 09:15 PM
//^^^
//'course we're *nglish so.... (edited)
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Eliyyahu 01-Jan-21 09:16 PM
pulls a fake smile "well, uhh... thank you"
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Dieselkeough 01-Jan-21 09:16 PM
"Our country has many wonders about it!" She said with a smile. "And while we may be in a bit of a pickle, i am sure we can eventually pull through."
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character-confusion 01-Jan-21 09:16 PM
Character strolls through the hall. "Ah, a new senator. And an old one, hello Marina."
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cbass 01-Jan-21 09:16 PM
Hugo frowns even deeper, seeing through the façade
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cbass 01-Jan-21 09:17 PM
"Why is everyone in my office???”
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Dieselkeough 01-Jan-21 09:17 PM
"Ah, hello senator charachter, always pleasant to see you."
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character-confusion 01-Jan-21 09:17 PM
"Did you invite us?"
"No?"
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cbass 01-Jan-21 09:17 PM
"No."
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character-confusion 01-Jan-21 09:17 PM
"Oh that was me inviting myself."
Character hops up and sits on the edge of Hugo's desk. (edited)
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cbass 01-Jan-21 09:17 PM
To herself: "Cunt."
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Dieselkeough 01-Jan-21 09:17 PM
"We could go to imperial teas, before they leave the country as well." She suggested. (edited)
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character-confusion 01-Jan-21 09:18 PM
Character smiles sweetly.
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cbass 01-Jan-21 09:18 PM
"Ah...the site of the supposed Senatorial Nerf War" (edited)
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Dieselkeough 01-Jan-21 09:18 PM
"Yes. Fortunately all of you and myself arent banned from the store."
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cbass 01-Jan-21 09:19 PM
"Yes, Jack told me about it, and if I'm being honest, I wouldn't mind a repeat"
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Eliyyahu 01-Jan-21 09:19 PM
"Hey uhh, need to go to religious services ill be back later to finish this discussion"
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cbass 01-Jan-21 09:19 PM
Nods while frowning
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Dieselkeough 01-Jan-21 09:19 PM
She frowned at this statement by hugo. But she admired elis perserverance to religion.
"We WONT be doing that again." (edited)
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cbass 01-Jan-21 09:20 PM
//nazi boy
"Aw no fun. Oh well."
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Dieselkeough 01-Jan-21 09:20 PM
"I CANNOT tolerate such improper behavior in public!"
"I mean my gods, the public already sees as incompetant."
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parm 01-Jan-21 09:21 PM
"Imperial Teas?" chuckles
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Eliyyahu 01-Jan-21 09:21 PM
leaves the room
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cbass 01-Jan-21 09:21 PM
"And Character, get off my desk," she says, pushing the Senator // @character-confusion
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character-confusion 01-Jan-21 09:21 PM
Character stumbles as she lands on the ground.
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Dieselkeough 01-Jan-21 09:21 PM
//*charachter uses lazer eyes
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character-confusion 01-Jan-21 09:21 PM
" 🖕 🙂 "
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cbass 01-Jan-21 09:21 PM
//eats a fish
Does that suburban white mom smile
entj 2
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Dieselkeough 01-Jan-21 09:22 PM
Marina seemed to be irritated by this improper behavior..
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cbass 01-Jan-21 09:22 PM
You know the one
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Dieselkeough 01-Jan-21 09:22 PM
"You are senators for gods sake, for once act like it."
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parm 01-Jan-21 09:22 PM
"I agree" 😩
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cbass 01-Jan-21 09:22 PM
"One mustn't forget their inner child" she says, not breaking eye contact with Character (edited)
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parm 01-Jan-21 09:23 PM
"Anyways, I must get to some business of mine'
exits in a comedical fashion
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Dieselkeough 01-Jan-21 09:23 PM
"But one mustnt forget that they are adults at work in one of the highest offices in the country."
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cbass 01-Jan-21 09:24 PM
"You are aware that Taylor could walk in, tell us to go home, and thatd be it, right?" "We're no more than a gaggle of kids in a classroom."
Still maintaining eye contact with Character
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Dieselkeough 01-Jan-21 09:25 PM
"Which is exactly what i think of you. The students i teach at the university are far better behaved than any of you. (edited)
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character-confusion 01-Jan-21 09:25 PM
"I find your inner child has a nasty tendency to take over. It's the only way I can find to explain this senate."
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cbass 01-Jan-21 09:25 PM
"One at a time, huh?"
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Dieselkeough 01-Jan-21 09:25 PM
You are like grade school children, monkeys banging on keyboards."
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cbass 01-Jan-21 09:26 PM
"Yes."
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Dieselkeough 01-Jan-21 09:26 PM
"Students you baboon."
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cbass 01-Jan-21 09:26 PM
"Well which is it then? Monkey or baboon? You must make a choice."
troll 3
//aight mega i know you're here
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Dieselkeough 01-Jan-21 09:27 PM
She muttered under her breath. "I hate this senate." As she stormed away. (edited)
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cbass 01-Jan-21 09:27 PM
"How dramatic!" hugo exclaimed, breaking into laughter
"And she called me the child..."
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character-confusion 01-Jan-21 09:28 PM
"She's not wrong."
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parm 01-Jan-21 09:28 PM
//too busy playing diplomacy
//and someone wont respond 😡
//idk who
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Deleted User 01-Jan-21 09:28 PM
//where are you guys at rn
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cbass 01-Jan-21 09:28 PM
//my office
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Dieselkeough 01-Jan-21 09:28 PM
//oops
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cbass 01-Jan-21 09:29 PM
"I didn't disagree, hun."
//soccer mom when?
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parm 01-Jan-21 09:29 PM
//i am actively despising hugo more and more
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Deleted User 01-Jan-21 09:33 PM
//begome Aurelidox
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cbass 01-Jan-21 09:34 PM
// troll //she's only a cunt to mod characters
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parm 01-Jan-21 09:35 PM
//based!
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Sen.⬜⬛🔳🔲(CLEMENTS2022!) 01-Jan-21 09:36 PM
walks into @cbass's office
"Have you ever heard about the wonders of supercapitalism?"
agony 4
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Eliyyahu 01-Jan-21 09:38 PM
Walks back in after his congressional services
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character-confusion 01-Jan-21 09:38 PM
Character pulls her gun from her purse and aims it at Dino. "Fuck you. Fuck you, take it back."
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cbass 01-Jan-21 09:38 PM
Silently stares at @Sen.⬜⬛🔳🔲(CLEMENTS2022!) for roughly 5 seconds in silence, then says, slowly, "No...."
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Sen.⬜⬛🔳🔲(CLEMENTS2022!) 01-Jan-21 09:39 PM
"I have a thing that explains it, hold on"
"It's in this book somewhere"
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cbass 01-Jan-21 09:40 PM
"Ah...."
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Sen.⬜⬛🔳🔲(CLEMENTS2022!) 01-Jan-21 09:40 PM
"Found it!"
agony 5
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character-confusion 01-Jan-21 09:40 PM
Character clicks off her gun's safety and shoots a hole in the book.
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cbass 01-Jan-21 09:41 PM
"I....wha.....you......huh????"
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Sen.⬜⬛🔳🔲(CLEMENTS2022!) 01-Jan-21 09:41 PM
"Regular capitalism is a thing of the past"
"Embrace super-capitalism"
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Eliyyahu 01-Jan-21 09:42 PM
pulls out EMP-44 submachine gun as a reaction to the gunshot
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cbass 01-Jan-21 09:42 PM
"But it's....'owned for'?"
"What does...what does that mean?" she said, entirely oblivious of the guns
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Sen.⬜⬛🔳🔲(CLEMENTS2022!) 01-Jan-21 09:42 PM
"It means supercapitalism"
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parm 01-Jan-21 09:43 PM
//ownerhsip agony
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cbass 01-Jan-21 09:43 PM
"It..... doesn't," she said, flatly.
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Eliyyahu 01-Jan-21 09:43 PM
"Was zum Teufel ist los?"
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Sen.⬜⬛🔳🔲(CLEMENTS2022!) 01-Jan-21 09:43 PM
(Tfw you agony react your own message)
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character-confusion 01-Jan-21 09:43 PM
"Excuse me, gentlemen, ladies."
"We are politicians here, we are better than this."
Looks at dinoboy.
Sighs.
"Nevermind."
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cbass 01-Jan-21 09:44 PM
"You uh....you shot his book"
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character-confusion 01-Jan-21 09:44 PM
"Yes."
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cbass 01-Jan-21 09:44 PM
"That's..."
"Improper."
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character-confusion 01-Jan-21 09:44 PM
Raises eyebrow.
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Sen.⬜⬛🔳🔲(CLEMENTS2022!) 01-Jan-21 09:44 PM
"That costed me $1.50 to get that book!"
troll 2
cope 3
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cbass 01-Jan-21 09:45 PM
"Well, you know, you could've sort of...done it outside..?"
"I guess?"
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Eliyyahu 01-Jan-21 09:45 PM
puts EMP-44 back in his bag
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character-confusion 01-Jan-21 09:45 PM
"He was in here."
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cbass 01-Jan-21 09:46 PM
"So you were aiming for him?"
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Sen.⬜⬛🔳🔲(CLEMENTS2022!) 01-Jan-21 09:46 PM
"I need to start grieving the loss of my supercapitalism, to cope, if you will"
entj 1
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character-confusion 01-Jan-21 09:48 PM
"At him? No."
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Eliyyahu 01-Jan-21 09:48 PM
"hm ... vielleicht bald"
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character-confusion 01-Jan-21 09:48 PM
"Hitting him would have been...a happy accident."
Character slips the gun back into her purse.
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Sen.⬜⬛🔳🔲(CLEMENTS2022!) 01-Jan-21 09:49 PM
(How come every time I roleplay, I get shot at?)
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Sen. James Durham 01-Jan-21 09:50 PM
//ur cringe
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cbass 01-Jan-21 09:50 PM
"Make it a happy intention”
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character-confusion 01-Jan-21 09:51 PM
"We'll see."
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Sen.⬜⬛🔳🔲(CLEMENTS2022!) 01-Jan-21 09:51 PM
"I was just spreading the wondrous ideology of supercapitalism"
"And I get SHOT AT"
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cbass 01-Jan-21 09:52 PM
"Like that time Ultra shot at you?"
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Deleted User 01-Jan-21 09:52 PM
"super capitalism is an abomination in the face of Sol Invictus"
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Deleted User 01-Jan-21 09:52 PM
"Oh I remember that"
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Sen.⬜⬛🔳🔲(CLEMENTS2022!) 01-Jan-21 09:53 PM
"Ultra didn't shoot at me, he shot at 🔣🔢🔡"
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Sen.⬜⬛🔳🔲(CLEMENTS2022!) 01-Jan-21 09:57 PM
"No, super capitalism is essential to Sol Invictus"
agony 1
(C'mon, be a super capitalist for le funnies)
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parm 01-Jan-21 09:59 PM
(no)
(will not give up my decency for this) (edited)
//Dino, I have standards
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Sen.⬜⬛🔳🔲(CLEMENTS2022!) 01-Jan-21 10:00 PM
(Cringe)
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Deleted User 01-Jan-21 10:00 PM
//no
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Sen.⬜⬛🔳🔲(CLEMENTS2022!) 01-Jan-21 10:00 PM
(Standards are for losers)
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Deleted User 01-Jan-21 10:00 PM
//petty economics is beyond sol
//you can be a heretic tho
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Deleted User 01-Jan-21 10:01 PM
Modernist heretic
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Sen.⬜⬛🔳🔲(CLEMENTS2022!) 01-Jan-21 10:02 PM
"Super capitalism can be in any ideology, from communism to fascism to Sol Invictus"
(entj)
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Deleted User 01-Jan-21 10:02 PM
"False"
"I wish i could put you to death"
"You bumbling idiot"
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cbass 01-Jan-21 10:03 PM
"You can put him to death. Pussy."
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Deleted User 01-Jan-21 10:04 PM
“He must be put to death for blasphemy”
“Which is currently not illegal”
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Sen.⬜⬛🔳🔲(CLEMENTS2022!) 01-Jan-21 10:05 PM
(Lol my friend invited me to a server and started posting things about supercapitalism and I thought it was funny)
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Sen. James Durham 01-Jan-21 10:06 PM
"I weep for a nation in which we just had one of our most disastrous periods of politics and yet we are already calling for the deaths of other Senators."
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Sen.⬜⬛🔳🔲(CLEMENTS2022!) 01-Jan-21 10:07 PM
(I'll probably be a super capitalist for a couple days and then go back to haha funny totalitarianism nationalize everything)
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Dieselkeough 01-Jan-21 10:07 PM
"Looks like Lucius will be monitored by the National police now."
"Since the senatorial aggression bill was passed and all."
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character-confusion 01-Jan-21 10:08 PM
"I feel that this disasterous period is exactly the time to call for the death of senators."
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Sen. James Durham 01-Jan-21 10:09 PM
"We are in a Little Dark Age of Patrium."
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Sen.⬜⬛🔳🔲(CLEMENTS2022!) 01-Jan-21 10:09 PM
(Gonna look up where supercapitalism came from)
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Dieselkeough 01-Jan-21 10:09 PM
"Its the worst time. We are just now recovering from a civil war."
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Sen. James Durham 01-Jan-21 10:09 PM
"Calling for the death of a Senator is incitement of your followers."
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Big Brother (Clement2022) 01-Jan-21 10:09 PM
//Roxxagon (edited)
//He claimed he made it
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Dieselkeough 01-Jan-21 10:10 PM
"Well looks like the national police will do a full investigation into him now."
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Sen. James Durham 01-Jan-21 10:10 PM
"I would not be surprised if TPO party members were harassed, beaten, and even killed by ASS members."
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Sen.⬜⬛🔳🔲(CLEMENTS2022!) 01-Jan-21 10:10 PM
(Oh god it's a vaush thing)
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Dieselkeough 01-Jan-21 10:10 PM
"After vocalising violence against people."
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Sen.⬜⬛🔳🔲(CLEMENTS2022!) 01-Jan-21 10:10 PM
(agony)
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character-confusion 01-Jan-21 10:10 PM
(vasuh)
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Sen. James Durham 01-Jan-21 10:10 PM
"At least we have some checks for people like this."
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character-confusion 01-Jan-21 10:10 PM
(And then roxxagon)
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Big Brother (Clement2022) 01-Jan-21 10:11 PM
//nah
//Roxxagon and then Vaush
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Sen.⬜⬛🔳🔲(CLEMENTS2022!) 01-Jan-21 10:11 PM
(My friend on discord started sending me memes about supercapitalism and then I thought "how could I put this in my character")
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Big Brother (Clement2022) 01-Jan-21 10:11 PM
//iirc
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Big Brother (Clement2022) 01-Jan-21 10:11 PM
//bruh
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Big Brother (Clement2022) 01-Jan-21 10:12 PM
//jregoid lol
//to be fair I tried to add Quarkism to mine
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Sen.⬜⬛🔳🔲(CLEMENTS2022!) 01-Jan-21 10:12 PM
(Okay mr quarkism)
(Smh)
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Big Brother (Clement2022) 01-Jan-21 10:12 PM
//Quarkism is more sane than supercapitalism (edited)
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parm 01-Jan-21 10:13 PM
//supercapitalism is just shitty market socialism lol
//nothing that wacky lmao (edited)
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character-confusion 01-Jan-21 10:13 PM
(it's meme marketsoc)
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parm 01-Jan-21 10:13 PM
//yea
//but quarkism is way worse
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Sen.⬜⬛🔳🔲(CLEMENTS2022!) 01-Jan-21 10:14 PM
(Tbh my criteria for adding things to my character is mostly "would it be fun")
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Dieselkeough 01-Jan-21 10:14 PM
//supercapitalism is just socialism entj
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Big Brother (Clement2022) 01-Jan-21 10:14 PM
//nah it's just moderate Ingsoc
Me
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Sen.⬜⬛🔳🔲(CLEMENTS2022!) 01-Jan-21 10:17 PM
(Tbh I thought supercapitalism was a Prager U thing that became a meme)
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cbass 01-Jan-21 10:21 PM
"I'm quite glad we do, Senator Durham"
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Sen. James Durham 01-Jan-21 10:30 PM
"Indeed."
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Adolf Augusto Pencenrio (NAZI/SP 02-Jan-21 01:04 AM
Im taking time to keep law and order on the streets
(I guess i can start with “1”)
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Sen. James Durham 02-Jan-21 01:23 AM
//its okay I already am using militia in #1
//preventing stealing etc.
//:D (edited)
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Adolf Augusto Pencenrio (NAZI/SP 02-Jan-21 01:33 AM
//isn’t that... too much like uhhhhh,bad image?
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Sen. James Durham 02-Jan-21 01:33 AM
//no they're protecting citizens from bandits
//:D
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Adolf Augusto Pencenrio (NAZI/SP 02-Jan-21 01:53 AM
//fucking hell, I’m positioning myself at 2
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Adolf Augusto Pencenrio (NAZI/SP 02-Jan-21 03:41 AM
@Dieselkeough if ya online I’ll begin my security and rebuilding shift
On number 2
(Cause James is calling dibs on 1)
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cbass 03-Jan-21 04:40 PM
//rp tiem?
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cbass 03-Jan-21 05:11 PM
//kay
Senator Victoria Hugo is sitting on a bench outside of the Senate Hall with a cup of coffee
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Your Friend Tamara 03-Jan-21 05:32 PM
Abolishes production in the commodity form troll (Ignore me, my jokes are shit)
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character-confusion 03-Jan-21 05:37 PM
Character stops in front of Hugo. “Changed your party yet again, I see?”
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Your Friend Tamara 03-Jan-21 05:37 PM
(What time is it?)
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character-confusion 03-Jan-21 05:44 PM
(Idk daytime)
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Your Friend Tamara 03-Jan-21 05:44 PM
( @cbass what time?)
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cbass 03-Jan-21 05:54 PM
//ah shite
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cbass 03-Jan-21 05:55 PM
"Well of course. I'm beginning to feel constrained if I sit within a party. I'll thrive better as an independent. I'm sure you understand."
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cbass 03-Jan-21 05:55 PM
//6-7pm
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character-confusion 03-Jan-21 05:55 PM
"Not in the least bit."
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cbass 03-Jan-21 05:55 PM
"No? Oh well."
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Your Friend Tamara 03-Jan-21 05:55 PM
(What is the budget of one independant senator?
)
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cbass 03-Jan-21 05:55 PM
//100k
//per month
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character-confusion 03-Jan-21 05:56 PM
"But if you feel you must be flaky and undependable in your time as a senator."
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cbass 03-Jan-21 05:56 PM
//according ot diesel
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character-confusion 03-Jan-21 05:56 PM
"I suppose that's your prerogative."
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cbass 03-Jan-21 05:56 PM
"A party affiliation doesn't mean anything."
"My ideals are the same."
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character-confusion 03-Jan-21 05:56 PM
"I couldn't disagree more."
"Your party is your family."
"Or at least, they're supposed to be."
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cbass 03-Jan-21 05:57 PM
"Uhhuh...."
"That's quite the take there."
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Your Friend Tamara 03-Jan-21 05:58 PM
(Imma be the Janitor dude I made up earlier ig)
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character-confusion 03-Jan-21 05:59 PM
“Is it?”
“I just don’t understand how you chance allegences so often.”
“Or how people trust you after you do.”
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Your Friend Tamara 03-Jan-21 06:01 PM
The janitor would walk with a scowl on his face as always. He has one of those scraping things in his hands. "Move." he said to Hugo in a somewhat rude tone. His raspy voice making him sound even more angry. (edited)
(@cbass )
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cbass 03-Jan-21 06:03 PM
//fuck sorry
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cbass 03-Jan-21 06:04 PM
"It's not really changing allegiances. Just the set of letters that come after my name."
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character-confusion 03-Jan-21 06:04 PM
"Is that really what you think."
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cbass 03-Jan-21 06:04 PM
"For what? You gonna clean a bench with a rake?"
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cbass 03-Jan-21 06:04 PM
"Well...Yeah."
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character-confusion 03-Jan-21 06:04 PM
(one of those scraping things troll )
"Huh."
"Well...you're new. Maybe you'll learn."
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Your Friend Tamara 03-Jan-21 06:06 PM
"I'm trying to take the goddamn gum off the seats." he says even more angry. He points the scraping thing (I don't fucking know what it's called) at hugo and once more says "Move!"
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cbass 03-Jan-21 06:07 PM
"Fine, fine," she says, standing up and stepping aside, taking her sweet ass time to do it.
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cbass 03-Jan-21 06:07 PM
"So judgemental..." she says, shaking her head.
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character-confusion 03-Jan-21 06:07 PM
"So I've been told."
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Your Friend Tamara 03-Jan-21 06:07 PM
The man grunts then begins to scrape the gum off the seat
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cbass 03-Jan-21 06:15 PM
"It's just...It's just rude, ya know?"
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character-confusion 03-Jan-21 06:15 PM
"Me?"
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cbass 03-Jan-21 06:16 PM
"Both of you, but yes, you."
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character-confusion 03-Jan-21 06:16 PM
Character shrugs. "I'm only being honest."
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Your Friend Tamara 03-Jan-21 06:17 PM
The man snickered, then under his breath muttered, "Damn politicians."
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character-confusion 03-Jan-21 06:19 PM
“What, you hate politicians?”
“Maybe you wanna find somewhere else to work, then.”
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Your Friend Tamara 03-Jan-21 06:23 PM
"Gah!" the man exclaimed "I wouldn't be so mad if I hadn't seen the shit you people do while in office. Name one good thing either of you have done for people!" as he said this he pointed at Taylor, or the senator character is playing as, idk. He pointed in that way where you kinda push their chest.
(I'm playing as a dude who is centrist and hates all politicians.)
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character-confusion 03-Jan-21 06:24 PM
(my senator's name is character smh)
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Your Friend Tamara 03-Jan-21 06:25 PM
(mfw)
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Senator Michelle Evans 03-Jan-21 06:25 PM
(Dearest leader character has returned?)
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character-confusion 03-Jan-21 06:25 PM
(indeed she has)
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Senator Michelle Evans 03-Jan-21 06:25 PM
(Poggers)
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character-confusion 03-Jan-21 06:26 PM
"I understand that some of my fellow senators have fucked up the name of the senate but that doesn't mean we're all bad."
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Senator Michelle Evans 03-Jan-21 06:26 PM
(I feel personally attacked)
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character-confusion 03-Jan-21 06:26 PM
(you are being personally attacked)
( troll )
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Senator Michelle Evans 03-Jan-21 06:26 PM
(troll)
(Gh I didn’t even get to be that awful tho boohooo)
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character-confusion 03-Jan-21 06:27 PM
(should've come back smh)
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Senator Michelle Evans 03-Jan-21 06:27 PM
(Eh but I’m in hiding rn)
(Besides, it’s not like I can just return to politics after leading le revolution) (edited)
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character-confusion 03-Jan-21 06:28 PM
( troll )
"And I know our work isn't always seen but we do do things to help people."
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Your Friend Tamara 03-Jan-21 06:29 PM
(haha she said doodoo)
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character-confusion 03-Jan-21 06:29 PM
"Current labor laws, for instance. The infrastructure projects going on. Our education system."
Character shrugs. "To name a few."
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Senator Michelle Evans 03-Jan-21 06:31 PM
(Gh should’ve passed the labor rights bill before the civil war)
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character-confusion 03-Jan-21 06:32 PM
(just make a new character already smh)
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Senator Michelle Evans 03-Jan-21 06:32 PM
(Eh I might)
(The left seems kind of yeeted though)
(And nobody will join me if I try my technocracy shit)
(Hmmmm)
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cbass 03-Jan-21 06:33 PM
"He doesn't seem very grateful about those labor laws...maybe we should repeal 'em, huh?"
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Your Friend Tamara 03-Jan-21 06:34 PM
"Maybe you should do the labor for a day!"
"Gah!"
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cbass 03-Jan-21 06:35 PM
Chuckles.
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character-confusion 03-Jan-21 06:35 PM
(you could harp in on karlos's half of the nlf split)
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Kermit the C_L_A_M 03-Jan-21 06:35 PM
(you already did that season 1 dummy)
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Senator Michelle Evans 03-Jan-21 06:37 PM
(Gh I’m running out of larps)
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Kermit the C_L_A_M 03-Jan-21 06:38 PM
(loeb larp troll )
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Senator Michelle Evans 03-Jan-21 06:39 PM
(Oh god oh fuck oh shit)
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character-confusion 03-Jan-21 06:39 PM
"No need to be rude, Hugo."
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Kermit the C_L_A_M 03-Jan-21 06:39 PM
(loeb evans and marinetti gracchus unity on starting a patrian eugenics program entj )
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Dr. Kris Lawrence 03-Jan-21 06:40 PM
(entj) (edited)
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Senator Michelle Evans 03-Jan-21 06:44 PM
(Poggers)
Avatar character-confusion "No need to be rude, Hugo."
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cbass 03-Jan-21 06:51 PM
Frowns: "Well he was being a cunt to me for no reason."
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character-confusion 03-Jan-21 06:51 PM
"He had a reason."
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cbass 03-Jan-21 06:51 PM
"Not one that has anything to do with me."
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character-confusion 03-Jan-21 06:52 PM
"You don't think what other senators do reflects on you?"
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Your Friend Tamara 03-Jan-21 06:53 PM
The man said gah once again as if it was his catchphrase "I'm not wasting my time with you people..."
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Dr. Kris Lawrence 03-Jan-21 06:54 PM
(the man: "gh")
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cbass 06-Jan-21 05:45 PM
Priestess Hugo sits in her recently purchased tea shop in St. Solomon, watching customers go in and out.
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someguyinshorts 06-Jan-21 05:50 PM
Captain of the Guard Ozymandius, King of Kings walks in wearing the same old mask and a custom olive drab military uniform. He buys a cup and notices the high priestess. He raises his glass to gesture.
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cbass 06-Jan-21 05:50 PM
Hugo nods at the Captain, smiling.
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Dieselkeough 06-Jan-21 05:51 PM
// @Ozy's Estate
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character-confusion 06-Jan-21 05:51 PM
(wh-)
(shorts just stole the name from them smh)
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jimizoid 06-Jan-21 05:51 PM
//flesh hat
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Amaaroc 06-Jan-21 05:51 PM
(What the fuck)
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jimizoid 06-Jan-21 05:52 PM
//y=m(x)+b
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someguyinshorts 06-Jan-21 05:52 PM
he nods his head and makes his way to the exit while making a sip. Because he never removed the mask the tea just spills on the lower portion of the mask and dampens the uniform. He looks down for a solid second before continuing on (Different ozy, different ozy)
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Dieselkeough 06-Jan-21 05:52 PM
//ozys estate officials subdue the capitain and take him away for excecution troll
entj 1
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cbass 06-Jan-21 05:53 PM
Hugo struggles to hide her laughter, but manages, waving at the Captain as he leaves
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someguyinshorts 06-Jan-21 05:56 PM
the captain waves back before exiting, cup in hand. He can be seen walking down the sidewalk, still trying and failing to drink the tea through the mask before giving up and just crumbling up the almost empty cup and chucking it into an alleyway dumpster.
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cbass 06-Jan-21 05:59 PM
Hugo goes back to reading her book, greeting customers as they come and go.
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Sen. Empharius 06-Jan-21 06:07 PM
Empharius sits down nearby
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cbass 06-Jan-21 06:08 PM
Hugo nods to Empharius, then goes back to her book.
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Sen. Empharius 06-Jan-21 06:32 PM
Empharius waves back, then opens a newspaper
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Sen. Cassandra Balistic 06-Jan-21 06:59 PM
A phone with Balistic shown on facetime is brought in by a man in a white robe
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cbass 06-Jan-21 06:59 PM
Hugo looks up, confused.
//lmao did u sit at the table with me
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Sen. Cassandra Balistic 06-Jan-21 07:00 PM
The man in the white robe sits down in front of Hugo
Balistic begins speaking
"Sup bitch bet you didnt expect to see me"
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cbass 06-Jan-21 07:00 PM
"I was planning to pay you a visit, actually."
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Sen. Cassandra Balistic 06-Jan-21 07:01 PM
"Aww thats sweet of you, even if you are a dirty thuzi commie"
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cbass 06-Jan-21 07:02 PM
Hugo smiles, then says: "How's prison treating you?"
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Sen. Cassandra Balistic 06-Jan-21 07:03 PM
"Can you believe they are making me Read! They've also put me in confinment just for shouting a racial slur at a Thuzi!"
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Your Friend Tamara 06-Jan-21 07:04 PM
Franklin tries to steal the secret crabby party fromla
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cbass 06-Jan-21 07:04 PM
//the fuck?
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Sen. Cassandra Balistic 06-Jan-21 07:04 PM
//what
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cbass 06-Jan-21 07:04 PM
//party?
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Your Friend Tamara 06-Jan-21 07:04 PM
//it's a joke, like the guy from spongebob
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cbass 06-Jan-21 07:05 PM
//damn i thought you were actually gonna rp with us
//oh well
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Sen. Cassandra Balistic 06-Jan-21 07:05 PM
//spongebob is banned in patrium
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cbass 06-Jan-21 07:05 PM
"Well that's interesting enough," she says, ignoring the idiot on the floor.
Avatar Sen. Cassandra Balistic //spongebob is banned in patrium
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Your Friend Tamara 06-Jan-21 07:05 PM
boohooo
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Sen. Cassandra Balistic 06-Jan-21 07:06 PM
"Today they made me go to the orphanage and interact with THUZOID children, it was disgusting!" (edited)
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cbass 06-Jan-21 07:08 PM
"How unfortunate for you," she says, rolling her eyes. "You know, they aren't that bad."
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Sen. Cassandra Balistic 06-Jan-21 07:09 PM
"How can you say that! They were practically crawling with filth and then they all started crying when I told them to go back to their country!"
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cbass 06-Jan-21 07:11 PM
"Yeah, I'd imagine they'd be upset if you told them that. It's quite rude."
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Sen. Empharius 06-Jan-21 07:12 PM
"You know, originally I was going to fire you, but seeing how much this upsets you does put a smile on my face"
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parm 06-Jan-21 07:12 PM
//entj
//this is hilarious as hell lmao
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Sen. Empharius 06-Jan-21 07:13 PM
"You shouldnt be so rude to them, listen to them sometime, you might learn something" it's voice goes into a gruff wisper "for once"
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cbass 06-Jan-21 07:13 PM
"You don't have to yell across the shop. Come over here."
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Sen. Empharius 06-Jan-21 07:13 PM
I sit next to Hugo
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cbass 06-Jan-21 07:14 PM
"Are you going to do nothing about him harassing children?" Hugo says, frowning.
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Dieselkeough 06-Jan-21 07:15 PM
//the judge can issue punishments
//troll
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parm 06-Jan-21 07:15 PM
//trl
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Sen. Empharius 06-Jan-21 07:15 PM
"Of course I will. Ballistic if you dont learn to behave the judge is willing to extend your punishment from 6 months to 10 years" (edited)
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Dieselkeough 06-Jan-21 07:15 PM
//in jail
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Sen. Empharius 06-Jan-21 07:15 PM
(oh)
(I thought it meant 10 years working at the orphanage)
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cbass 06-Jan-21 07:16 PM
//no bud
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Sen. Empharius 06-Jan-21 07:16 PM
"If you continue with this behavior I may have to move you to other work at the orphanage"
"Say, plumbing, or construction work"
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parm 06-Jan-21 07:16 PM
//harassing thuzi children entj
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cbass 06-Jan-21 07:17 PM
//join in the rp you fuck
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parm 06-Jan-21 07:17 PM
//no
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cbass 06-Jan-21 07:17 PM
//pussy
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parm 06-Jan-21 07:17 PM
//too busy doing 👀
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cbass 06-Jan-21 07:17 PM
//are you doing crack?
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parm 06-Jan-21 07:17 PM
//perhaps
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Sen. Empharius 06-Jan-21 07:18 PM
"Truly you are a lucky one @Sen. Cassandra Balistic , you get to spend all day working with wonderful children, many of whom are, as you mentioned, Thuzi. Sadly politics has kept me from visiting as often as I could have, but I still make sure to pop by at least once a day for a few hours" (edited)
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Your Friend Tamara 06-Jan-21 07:18 PM
I walk in and order a black tea with milk, but no sugar
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cbass 06-Jan-21 07:19 PM
As was with my prior customers, Hugo greets Dushar upon entrance.
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cbass 06-Jan-21 07:27 PM
//@Sen. Cassandra Balistic bitch (edited)
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Sen. Empharius 06-Jan-21 07:31 PM
( @Sen. Cassandra Balistic cope and seethe)
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Comrade Imka Van Rensburg 06-Jan-21 07:32 PM
// hi guys can i join lmao
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cbass 06-Jan-21 07:32 PM
"Well anywho, I think he's left us. How are you holding up, Empharius?"
//go for it, we're in a tea shop at a table together
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Comrade Imka Van Rensburg 06-Jan-21 07:32 PM
// based ok
Avatar Comrade Imka Van Rensburg // hi guys can i join lmao
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Sen. Empharius 06-Jan-21 07:32 PM
(yeah sure)
"I'm doing alright, could be better could be worse"
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Sen. Cassandra Balistic 06-Jan-21 07:33 PM
"FUCK YOU COMMIE I WILL CHOP OFF MY DICK BEFORE I RESPECT THUZI BASTARD GOBLINS"
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Comrade Imka Van Rensburg 06-Jan-21 07:33 PM
Imka enters the tea shop and kisses everyone on the table's feet before grabbing a chair and sitting on it
"hallo"
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cbass 06-Jan-21 07:33 PM
Hugo would yank her feet away before contact.
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Sen. Cassandra Balistic 06-Jan-21 07:34 PM
The man in the white robe carrying the phone kicks Imka straigh in the face (edited)
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Comrade Imka Van Rensburg 06-Jan-21 07:34 PM
"O god, wel wat seergemaak het"
"Right i'm supposed to speak English"
"Uhh.."
"Not very nice of you Senator Balistic"
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Sen. Cassandra Balistic 06-Jan-21 07:35 PM
"WHAT WHO ARE YOU I CANT SEE SHIT IN THIS PHONE"
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Comrade Imka Van Rensburg 06-Jan-21 07:35 PM
"What?"
"Anywho, how are you guys dealing with work?"
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cbass 06-Jan-21 07:36 PM
Mumbling: "God these crazy fuckers always at it..."
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Sen. Cassandra Balistic 06-Jan-21 07:36 PM
"WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU ANSWER ME NOW, ARE YOU A THUZI COMMUNIST SENT HERE TO DESTROY WESTERN CIVILIZATION???"
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Kingston 06-Jan-21 07:36 PM
Kingston walks in holding a potato "I heard you could get some fine tea here"
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cbass 06-Jan-21 07:36 PM
"Aye, you can!"
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Kingston 06-Jan-21 07:36 PM
"Got green?"
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Comrade Imka Van Rensburg 06-Jan-21 07:36 PM
"I am senator Imka Van Rensburg Tousignant from the FSL"
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Sen. Cassandra Balistic 06-Jan-21 07:36 PM
"FSL IS ABOLISHED YOU WHORE"
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Comrade Imka Van Rensburg 06-Jan-21 07:36 PM
"Yo, i'd like some tea too if you wouldn't oppose that..haha"
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Sen. Cassandra Balistic 06-Jan-21 07:37 PM
"YOU ARE CLEARLY A THUZI SPY"
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cbass 06-Jan-21 07:37 PM
"Head on up to the cashier up there, and then we've got a seat at the table here for ya," She says, patting the seat.
Avatar Sen. Cassandra Balistic "FSL IS ABOLISHED YOU WHORE"
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Comrade Imka Van Rensburg 06-Jan-21 07:37 PM
"It's not.."
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Sen. Empharius 06-Jan-21 07:37 PM
"The FSL was not abolished"
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cbass 06-Jan-21 07:37 PM
"Yep, same thing, head up to the cashier."
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parm 06-Jan-21 07:37 PM
//really od be bullying sen. rensburgy
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Sen. Empharius 06-Jan-21 07:37 PM
"I would also like some tea"
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parm 06-Jan-21 07:37 PM
//Sad!
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Sen. Cassandra Balistic 06-Jan-21 07:37 PM
//I thought fsl died
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Comrade Imka Van Rensburg 06-Jan-21 07:37 PM
"Alright, do they have bubble tea?" (edited)
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parm 06-Jan-21 07:37 PM
//apparently it didnt
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cbass 06-Jan-21 07:37 PM
//fuckin uhhhhhh
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Comrade Imka Van Rensburg 06-Jan-21 07:37 PM
((nope
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cbass 06-Jan-21 07:38 PM
"We do, yes."
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Sen. Cassandra Balistic 06-Jan-21 07:38 PM
//you're the leader didnt you abolish it
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parm 06-Jan-21 07:38 PM
//no?
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Comrade Imka Van Rensburg 06-Jan-21 07:38 PM
((on the brink of dying tho
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parm 06-Jan-21 07:38 PM
//i just surrendered in the civil war
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cbass 06-Jan-21 07:38 PM
//yeah it's about to go down
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parm 06-Jan-21 07:38 PM
//😔 Sad!
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Comrade Imka Van Rensburg 06-Jan-21 07:38 PM
"Oh, i didn't know you worked here, Vickie"
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cbass 06-Jan-21 07:38 PM
"I own the place."
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parm 06-Jan-21 07:38 PM
//but do contribute to our tea shop
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cbass 06-Jan-21 07:38 PM
//my*
//cope harder mega
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parm 06-Jan-21 07:38 PM
//you used party funds boohooo
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Kingston 06-Jan-21 07:38 PM
Kngston walks up to the cashier and pays "thanks for the tea" * Kingston collects his tea and walks to his seat"
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parm 06-Jan-21 07:39 PM
//ghhh
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cbass 06-Jan-21 07:39 PM
//was already in talks before i joined the party
//sorta
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Comrade Imka Van Rensburg 06-Jan-21 07:39 PM
"Oh! Nice, i didn't know. Sorry for being weird...a bit earlier..."
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parm 06-Jan-21 07:39 PM
//smh
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cbass 06-Jan-21 07:39 PM
"Not a problem."
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Comrade Imka Van Rensburg 06-Jan-21 07:39 PM
"I just like greeting people with a lot of respect sometimes!"
Imka heads up to the cashier
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parm 06-Jan-21 07:39 PM
//just make profit off the shop pls
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Sen. Cassandra Balistic 06-Jan-21 07:39 PM
pic of the guy holding the phone
//his name is nelson he is quite nice
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Dieselkeough 06-Jan-21 07:40 PM
//hugo you can have him arrested
//after all he did assault someone
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Sen. Cassandra Balistic 06-Jan-21 07:40 PM
//I'm on a phone
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Comrade Imka Van Rensburg 06-Jan-21 07:40 PM
"Can i get 20 bubble tea drinks (whatever flavor you have will do), 20 cake slices and 20 lattes?"
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Dieselkeough 06-Jan-21 07:40 PM
//the white robe guy (edited)
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Sen. Cassandra Balistic 06-Jan-21 07:40 PM
//White robe guy didnt do anything
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Dieselkeough 06-Jan-21 07:40 PM
//troll
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Sen. Cassandra Balistic 06-Jan-21 07:40 PM
//Oh wait
//Kicked the weirdo
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Comrade Imka Van Rensburg 06-Jan-21 07:41 PM
@cbass
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cbass 06-Jan-21 07:41 PM
//yeah that's the plan
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Kingston 06-Jan-21 07:41 PM
Kingston turns to the man in the robe "Could you please quiet down?"
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Dieselkeough 06-Jan-21 07:41 PM
troll
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Sen. Cassandra Balistic 06-Jan-21 07:41 PM
//The man in the robe hasnt spoken at all
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Comrade Imka Van Rensburg 06-Jan-21 07:41 PM
((can you answer le order
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Sen. Cassandra Balistic 06-Jan-21 07:41 PM
//Only I have smh
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cbass 06-Jan-21 07:41 PM
//lmao i'm not rp-ing the cashier. just skip it
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parm 06-Jan-21 07:41 PM
//kick out white robe man
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Comrade Imka Van Rensburg 06-Jan-21 07:41 PM
((ight
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Kingston 06-Jan-21 07:41 PM
//
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cbass 06-Jan-21 07:42 PM
//oh yeah
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Sen. Cassandra Balistic 06-Jan-21 07:42 PM
//Thats me speaking (edited)
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parm 06-Jan-21 07:42 PM
//20 drinks? tf u drinking lol
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Kingston 06-Jan-21 07:42 PM
//ah
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Comrade Imka Van Rensburg 06-Jan-21 07:42 PM
((you'll see, also it's technically 40 drinks and 20 cake slices
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parm 06-Jan-21 07:42 PM
//lmao
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Comrade Imka Van Rensburg 06-Jan-21 07:42 PM
imka sits and waits for her order to be brought
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cbass 06-Jan-21 07:42 PM
"Senator, unfortunately, I'm going to have to ask your...clique person to leave. I hope you can get the order through to him, otherwise I'll have to do it myself."
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parm 06-Jan-21 07:42 PM
//you could feed all of jamesville's surviving population for that much food troll
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Dieselkeough 06-Jan-21 07:42 PM
Famed Thuzi, Doctor Marina Bleu entered the shop, to sit back and relax.
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Comrade Imka Van Rensburg 06-Jan-21 07:43 PM
i'm about to feed poor kids with it
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Sen. Cassandra Balistic 06-Jan-21 07:43 PM
"WHAT WHY"
Avatar Comrade Imka Van Rensburg i'm about to feed poor kids with it
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parm 06-Jan-21 07:43 PM
//wholsum
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cbass 06-Jan-21 07:43 PM
Hugo, in the fashion of everyone else that had entered the store, greets the Doctor
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Comrade Imka Van Rensburg 06-Jan-21 07:43 PM
Imka calls a local orphanage, and tells them she has some food for em
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Kingston 06-Jan-21 07:43 PM
//Donate to the potato pile
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Comrade Imka Van Rensburg 06-Jan-21 07:43 PM
Whoopsie! The order is here!
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Comrade Imka Van Rensburg 06-Jan-21 07:43 PM
((isn't it yours (edited)
Avatar Sen. Cassandra Balistic "WHAT WHY"
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cbass 06-Jan-21 07:43 PM
"We don't allow open bigotry in the shop."
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Sen. Cassandra Balistic 06-Jan-21 07:43 PM
"WHAT BIGOTRY"
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cbass 06-Jan-21 07:44 PM
"If he changes his clothing, he can stay."
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Sen. Cassandra Balistic 06-Jan-21 07:44 PM
"HE HASNT SAID ANYTHING"
"WHAT DO YOU MEAN"
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Dieselkeough 06-Jan-21 07:44 PM
She smiled. "Why thank you miss Hugo. An honor to meet the high preistess in the flesh!"
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Kingston 06-Jan-21 07:44 PM
//its a communal donation spot
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Sen. Cassandra Balistic 06-Jan-21 07:44 PM
"WHATS WRONG WITH HIS OUTFIT"
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cbass 06-Jan-21 07:44 PM
"He's wearing Ku Klux Klan robes."
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Comrade Imka Van Rensburg 06-Jan-21 07:44 PM
"Alright guys, i've got to go for a sec, time to donate all of this to the local orphanage!"
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Sen. Cassandra Balistic 06-Jan-21 07:44 PM
"WHAT IS A "KU KLUX KLAN"" (edited)
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Comrade Imka Van Rensburg 06-Jan-21 07:44 PM
"Please, stop screaming, sir @Sen. Cassandra Balistic"
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cbass 06-Jan-21 07:44 PM
"The pleasure is mine, Doctor!"
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Sen. Cassandra Balistic 06-Jan-21 07:44 PM
"NO"
"He is wearing the robes of a fine Knight of Patrium"
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Comrade Imka Van Rensburg 06-Jan-21 07:45 PM
Imka whispers to @cbass: "You should just kick him out...After all you run this place right?"
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Dieselkeough 06-Jan-21 07:45 PM
"Congratulations on your purchace of this franchise. I think you will enjoy mr.mccurtney."
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Kingston 06-Jan-21 07:45 PM
"Sir please quiet down as I want to enjoy my tea"
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Dieselkeough 06-Jan-21 07:45 PM
"He is a splendid freind of mine, amd you should get along well together."
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cbass 06-Jan-21 07:46 PM
A fair point, Senator, but I will run my shop as I behave in the Senate.
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Comrade Imka Van Rensburg 06-Jan-21 07:46 PM
Imka screams for a solid 15 seconds, and makes everyone shut up for a bit
"CALM DOWN"
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Sen. Empharius 06-Jan-21 07:46 PM
(Is this the same tea shop I had a nerf gun fight at with my old character?)
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parm 06-Jan-21 07:46 PM
//yes i think
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Dieselkeough 06-Jan-21 07:46 PM
//yes
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cbass 06-Jan-21 07:46 PM
"I hope so, yes."
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parm 06-Jan-21 07:46 PM
//lmao
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cbass 06-Jan-21 07:46 PM
//yes it is
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parm 06-Jan-21 07:46 PM
//based
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cbass 06-Jan-21 07:47 PM
//i specified when i was talking to him
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Sen. Cassandra Balistic 06-Jan-21 07:47 PM
"MARINA IS THAT YOU, TELL TAYLOR THAT IM GOING TO CHOP OFF HIS DICK"
entj 1
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Sen. Empharius 06-Jan-21 07:47 PM
(Fortunalty were all different characters now, or they'd probobly kick us out)
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parm 06-Jan-21 07:47 PM
//i still have no idea about what happened at imperial teas tbh
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Sen. Empharius 06-Jan-21 07:47 PM
"Ooh, that's not going to look good on your parole card"
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Comrade Imka Van Rensburg 06-Jan-21 07:47 PM
"Anyways guys, imma head out for a bit"
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parm 06-Jan-21 07:47 PM
//forcefem taylor ✨
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cbass 06-Jan-21 07:47 PM
//beifong's heir buying the shop he instigated a nerf fight in lmfaooo
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Comrade Imka Van Rensburg 06-Jan-21 07:47 PM
Imka heads out, with her order inside a huge cart
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Sen. Empharius 06-Jan-21 07:47 PM
(Cbass gave me and Santana Nerf guns and we had a nerf gun fight)
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Dieselkeough 06-Jan-21 07:47 PM
"I would, but i dont speak ape." She retorted.
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parm 06-Jan-21 07:47 PM
//based
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Comrade Imka Van Rensburg 06-Jan-21 07:48 PM
Imka visits the orphanage then makes her donation
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cbass 06-Jan-21 07:48 PM
"Good day, Senator"
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Sen. Cassandra Balistic 06-Jan-21 07:48 PM
"I am not speaking thuzi!"
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Comrade Imka Van Rensburg 06-Jan-21 07:48 PM
((oh she's coming back
((dw the orphanage is not far from the tea shop (edited)
((i suppose it's not
Imka heads back to the shop
"Hallo! Me iz bakk!" (edited)
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Kingston 06-Jan-21 07:49 PM
"Did you see the potatoes?"
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Comrade Imka Van Rensburg 06-Jan-21 07:49 PM
"Huh?"
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Sen. Cassandra Balistic 06-Jan-21 07:49 PM
"WHY ARE YOU SPEAKING LIKE MY DAUGHTER"
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Comrade Imka Van Rensburg 06-Jan-21 07:49 PM
"I don't of understandt" (edited)
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Sen. Cassandra Balistic 06-Jan-21 07:49 PM
"ARE YOU MY DAUGHTER"
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Comrade Imka Van Rensburg 06-Jan-21 07:50 PM
"Hau old er ju"
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Dieselkeough 06-Jan-21 07:50 PM
//the orphanage is in jamesville
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Kingston 06-Jan-21 07:50 PM
//wrong city?
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cbass 06-Jan-21 07:50 PM
To the 'Knight' with the phone: "I'm going to have to ask you to leave, both for your...clothing, and for the offensive speech of the 'Senator' in your phone." // @Sen. Cassandra Balistic
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Dieselkeough 06-Jan-21 07:50 PM
//this shop is in st.solomon
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cbass 06-Jan-21 07:50 PM
//they're talking about a different one
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Kingston 06-Jan-21 07:50 PM
//ah
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Comrade Imka Van Rensburg 06-Jan-21 07:50 PM
((based
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Sen. Cassandra Balistic 06-Jan-21 07:50 PM
The man responds with a gruff acknowlegent and heads out of the shop
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Comrade Imka Van Rensburg 06-Jan-21 07:51 PM
Imka makes the Fuck You sign with her hand before the man leaves
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cbass 06-Jan-21 07:51 PM
Smiling once he's left in relief.
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Sen. Cassandra Balistic 06-Jan-21 07:51 PM
"WHERE ARE YOU GOING WHERE IS MY DAUGHTER"
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Dieselkeough 06-Jan-21 07:51 PM
Marina sits back and orders a tea.
A super high quality tea at that.
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Comrade Imka Van Rensburg 06-Jan-21 07:51 PM
"I iz not auf jur dotter! Jeu iz mistaakken." (edited)
"Excuse me havy Suid-Afrikaanse akkshent!"
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Kingston 06-Jan-21 07:52 PM
"That was a pleasant man"
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Dieselkeough 06-Jan-21 07:53 PM
"An annoyance." Marina stated simply.
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cbass 06-Jan-21 07:53 PM
"Struggling to stick with English then, eh?"
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Comrade Imka Van Rensburg 06-Jan-21 07:53 PM
"I kant kontrowl itt, sometimes i juste tak liken dis for days on ent!"
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cbass 06-Jan-21 07:53 PM
"Just commit to Dutch."
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Comrade Imka Van Rensburg 06-Jan-21 07:54 PM
"I stutiett in Kanada, i spek english very vel"
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cbass 06-Jan-21 07:54 PM
"Or is that Afrikaans?"
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Comrade Imka Van Rensburg 06-Jan-21 07:54 PM
"My akkshent slippes out sumtimes"
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cbass 06-Jan-21 07:54 PM
"I see, yes."
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Comrade Imka Van Rensburg 06-Jan-21 07:54 PM
"ittis, milady"
imka sneezes
"Alright, so"
"Um.."
"Uh..."
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cbass 06-Jan-21 07:55 PM
"Ah, you've made it back."
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Comrade Imka Van Rensburg 06-Jan-21 07:55 PM
"Guess i did! Yeah..haha"
(( @cbass is your character married
with a dude
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cbass 06-Jan-21 07:55 PM
//no
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parm 06-Jan-21 07:55 PM
//entj
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Comrade Imka Van Rensburg 06-Jan-21 07:55 PM
(( ight
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cbass 06-Jan-21 07:56 PM
// 😐
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Comrade Imka Van Rensburg 06-Jan-21 07:56 PM
(( not married, or married with a gurl
(( tho
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cbass 06-Jan-21 07:56 PM
//not at all
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Comrade Imka Van Rensburg 06-Jan-21 07:56 PM
(( same
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parm 06-Jan-21 07:57 PM
//unless 😏
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Comrade Imka Van Rensburg 06-Jan-21 07:57 PM
"So, how are things?" @cbass
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Comrade Imka Van Rensburg 06-Jan-21 07:57 PM
((yes marry me i'm hot #approved-characters
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cbass 06-Jan-21 07:57 PM
"Oh, decent."
"Got a lot in the works right now."
"Say, have you heard of the wonders of Relevism?"
//she also leads a cult entj
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Comrade Imka Van Rensburg 06-Jan-21 07:58 PM
"I feel you, i'm in a similar situation"
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Comrade Imka Van Rensburg 06-Jan-21 07:58 PM
"Hm? What's that?"
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Sen. Empharius 06-Jan-21 07:59 PM
“It’s a wonderful religion”
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cbass 06-Jan-21 08:00 PM
"A wonderful blessing upon the world. You must come to the Sanctuary one day."
//invite to the discord server in #partnered-servers 😎
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Comrade Imka Van Rensburg 06-Jan-21 08:01 PM
"Sure will, i'm actually free this weekend so.. Any chance we could meet up?"
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cbass 06-Jan-21 08:01 PM
"Oh of course!"
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Sen. Empharius 06-Jan-21 08:02 PM
“May I come as well?”
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cbass 06-Jan-21 08:02 PM
"You're not a heretic. You're welcome any time."
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Big Brother (Clement2022) 06-Jan-21 08:02 PM
//bruh
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cbass 06-Jan-21 08:02 PM
// entj
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Sen. Empharius 06-Jan-21 08:02 PM
(Technically no one is a heretic, since that refers to people who practice the religion in a different way you consider wrong)
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cbass 06-Jan-21 08:03 PM
//shhhhh
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Sen. Empharius 06-Jan-21 08:03 PM
(Since Relevism doesn’t have any splinters or heresies, we don’t have heretics)
(Non Relevists would be considered heathens technically speaking) (edited)
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cbass 06-Jan-21 08:03 PM
//we're going to use heretic and heathen interchangeably
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Kingston 06-Jan-21 08:03 PM
//isn't the pcp anti tradition
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Sen. Empharius 06-Jan-21 08:03 PM
(And?)
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Kingston 06-Jan-21 08:05 PM
//nothing to worry about now
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Sen. Cassandra Balistic 06-Jan-21 08:06 PM
5 men in white robes walk in
Balistic is still on the phone shouting
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Kingston 06-Jan-21 08:06 PM
"They have multiplied"
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Sen. Cassandra Balistic 06-Jan-21 08:06 PM
"ARE WE BACK, OK GOOD"
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cbass 06-Jan-21 08:07 PM
"Get out."
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parm 06-Jan-21 08:07 PM
//just ban all Patrian Knights from entry
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cbass 06-Jan-21 08:07 PM
//hush
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Sen. Cassandra Balistic 06-Jan-21 08:07 PM
"WHY I THOUGHT WERE BEST FRIENDS HUGO"
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cbass 06-Jan-21 08:08 PM
"We're good friends." "But your folks aren't welcome dressed like that."
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Comrade Imka Van Rensburg 06-Jan-21 08:08 PM
"What the hell, FOKKEN GET OUTEN!!!"
"I TIRRET OF TIS BULSHET!"
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Sen. Cassandra Balistic 06-Jan-21 08:09 PM
"WHAT ARE THEY DRESSED LIKE"
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Comrade Imka Van Rensburg 06-Jan-21 08:09 PM
Imka stands up and violently attacks one of the men, putting him down to the floor, she strangles him
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Sen. Cassandra Balistic 06-Jan-21 08:09 PM
"WHITE ROBES ARE QUITE FASHIONABLE"
The men proceed to all gang up on Imka
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Comrade Imka Van Rensburg 06-Jan-21 08:09 PM
"VEN ARE JEU GAUENG TE STUP"
"OH GOTT" (edited)
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Sen. Cassandra Balistic 06-Jan-21 08:09 PM
And begin to kick the shit out of her
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Comrade Imka Van Rensburg 06-Jan-21 08:09 PM
imka passes out
Imka is now unconscious
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cbass 06-Jan-21 08:10 PM
"Alrighty then..." Hugo pulls out her phone to call the police. Muttering while the phone rings, "Fuckin idiots..."
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Sen. Cassandra Balistic 06-Jan-21 08:10 PM
The men get back up and Balistic proceeds
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cbass 06-Jan-21 08:10 PM
// @Moderator boohooo
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Sen. Cassandra Balistic 06-Jan-21 08:10 PM
"WHO ARE YOU TALKING TO HUGO"
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cbass 06-Jan-21 08:10 PM
//they're being jackasses again
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character-confusion 06-Jan-21 08:10 PM
(whhhaaat)
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Comrade Imka Van Rensburg 06-Jan-21 08:11 PM
@cbass (( troll ik i'm being retarded but dis is funny
((lmao
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cbass 06-Jan-21 08:11 PM
//come arrest some fuckheads pls
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character-confusion 06-Jan-21 08:11 PM
(hello friends, if you're gonna do trol rp please go to #au-rp )
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SatiristicWretch 06-Jan-21 08:11 PM
"Listen Jack" "How to open pdf"
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Comrade Imka Van Rensburg 06-Jan-21 08:11 PM
((ight sure just void this
((then
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Sen. Cassandra Balistic 06-Jan-21 08:11 PM
//Not troll smh
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cbass 06-Jan-21 08:11 PM
//^
//definitely troll
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Comrade Imka Van Rensburg 06-Jan-21 08:11 PM
((from the moment i started hitting the dudes
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SatiristicWretch 06-Jan-21 08:11 PM
// two types of moderators
⭐ 7
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Comrade Imka Van Rensburg 06-Jan-21 08:11 PM
((yuh
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cbass 06-Jan-21 08:11 PM
//smh
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Comrade Imka Van Rensburg 06-Jan-21 08:11 PM
((smh [2]
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Sen. Cassandra Balistic 06-Jan-21 08:12 PM
(((smh)))
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Comrade Imka Van Rensburg 06-Jan-21 08:12 PM
"Anyways uh, what are these dudes doing here?"
imka sneezes
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Sen. Cassandra Balistic 06-Jan-21 08:12 PM
"They are my pupils, as i am Grandmaster of the Patrian Knights they are required to protect me" (edited)
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Comrade Imka Van Rensburg 06-Jan-21 08:13 PM
"Vow die hel ar jeu?"
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cbass 06-Jan-21 08:13 PM
"Yes, that's wonderful, but you're not here. So they are leaving."
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Sen. Cassandra Balistic 06-Jan-21 08:13 PM
"Why they just want to get some tea"
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cbass 06-Jan-21 08:13 PM
"We do curbside. Now out with you."
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Comrade Imka Van Rensburg 06-Jan-21 08:13 PM
"Ish dis Senator Balistikk on de fon?"
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Sen. Cassandra Balistic 06-Jan-21 08:14 PM
"HELLO! CASSANDRA IS THAT YOU?"
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Comrade Imka Van Rensburg 06-Jan-21 08:14 PM
"Hallo senator, i notte kasandra"
"I iz of Imka Van Rensburg Tousignant"
"Senator in die FSL"
"Ani-wayz, get of de fon ond get jur men utte here"
imka sneezes
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cbass 06-Jan-21 08:15 PM
Hugo pulls out of radio, says, "Code 4," into it, and 4 security guards come out of the back room and walk up to the Knights.
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Comrade Imka Van Rensburg 06-Jan-21 08:16 PM
"Raiding private property is illegal Mr. Senator."
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Sen. Cassandra Balistic 06-Jan-21 08:16 PM
"WHAT THEY JUST WANT TEA"
"THIS IS DISCRIMINATION!"
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Comrade Imka Van Rensburg 06-Jan-21 08:16 PM
"How are you even allowed to talk on the phone, Mr. Balistic?"
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cbass 06-Jan-21 08:16 PM
The four guards fan out around the Knights, corralling them around the door.
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Sen. Cassandra Balistic 06-Jan-21 08:16 PM
"THEY GOT TIRED OF ME YELLING SLURS AT THUZI CHILDREN SO THEY PUT ME ON THE PHONE TO DISTRACT ME"
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Comrade Imka Van Rensburg 06-Jan-21 08:16 PM
"Says you, who allegedly sent white supremacists to our place."
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Sen. James Durham 06-Jan-21 08:17 PM
"Technically not a white supremacist, just hates Thuzis."
troll 2
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Sen. Cassandra Balistic 06-Jan-21 08:17 PM
"I AM NOT A WHITE SUPREMACIST"
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Sen. James Durham 06-Jan-21 08:17 PM
"And Thuzis are majority white."
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Sen. Cassandra Balistic 06-Jan-21 08:17 PM
"I HATE SOME WHITE PEOPLE, LIKE THE THUZIS"
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Comrade Imka Van Rensburg 06-Jan-21 08:17 PM
"Well then, why were the mean wearing KKK suits?"
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cbass 06-Jan-21 08:17 PM
"Fuck's sake. Guards, get them out of here, please."
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Sen. Cassandra Balistic 06-Jan-21 08:17 PM
"WHAT IS THE KKK"
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Sen. James Durham 06-Jan-21 08:18 PM
"There's a difference. Local Culture. I can understand the confusion."
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Comrade Imka Van Rensburg 06-Jan-21 08:18 PM
Imka sighs
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parm 06-Jan-21 08:18 PM
//racism
//jk i love thuzis :wholsum:
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Comrade Imka Van Rensburg 06-Jan-21 08:18 PM
"I haven't been here in a while, came back from Canada three years ago. I understand i'm still not familiar with some aspects of my nation yet."
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parm 06-Jan-21 08:18 PM
//ily, thuzis 😘
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Sen. James Durham 06-Jan-21 08:19 PM
"It's okay. I support most immigrants, just not ones from that place up north."
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Sen. Cassandra Balistic 06-Jan-21 08:19 PM
//reminds me of when wumbo made a tweet about chevkhrush jacking off to thuzi men
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parm 06-Jan-21 08:19 PM
//lmao based
//@Deleted User
//inactive funwaa
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Comrade Imka Van Rensburg 06-Jan-21 08:19 PM
"Mr. Durham, i am not an immigrant, i have Patrian citizenship."
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Sen. Cassandra Balistic 06-Jan-21 08:19 PM
//he's on his alt
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parm 06-Jan-21 08:19 PM
//wh?
//he has an alt?
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Sen. Cassandra Balistic 06-Jan-21 08:19 PM
//just not using that account ig
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cbass 06-Jan-21 08:20 PM
The guards all take out their weapons and point them at the Knights.
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Sen. Cassandra Balistic 06-Jan-21 08:20 PM
//he has two accounts
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Comrade Imka Van Rensburg 06-Jan-21 08:20 PM
"I was born in South Africa, that is true, but i moved here when i was a kid with my parents" (edited)
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parm 06-Jan-21 08:20 PM
//whats the other one?
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Comrade Imka Van Rensburg 06-Jan-21 08:20 PM
"I've only been in Canada for my studies."
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Sen. Cassandra Balistic 06-Jan-21 08:20 PM
//Wumbologist
//just with a capital
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Comrade Imka Van Rensburg 06-Jan-21 08:20 PM
"I believe it is my duty to serve my nation greatly and lead it to success"
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cbass 06-Jan-21 08:20 PM
// @Moderator alt 👀
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Comrade Imka Van Rensburg 06-Jan-21 08:20 PM
"Well, who doesn't!"
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Sen. James Durham 06-Jan-21 08:20 PM
"Sounds like you are an immigrant. Not that there is anything wrong with that, of course."
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character-confusion 06-Jan-21 08:20 PM
(what)
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Comrade Imka Van Rensburg 06-Jan-21 08:21 PM
"That is true. I don't consider myself South African, however."
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parm 06-Jan-21 08:21 PM
// @Faux @Deleted User 🤔
//gh
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Sen. Cassandra Balistic 06-Jan-21 08:21 PM
//yeah
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cbass 06-Jan-21 08:21 PM
//rule 7 rn: LETSFUCKINGGOOO
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character-confusion 06-Jan-21 08:21 PM
(oh)
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Comrade Imka Van Rensburg 06-Jan-21 08:21 PM
"I only have Patrian citizenship and grew up here."
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Opossumod 06-Jan-21 08:21 PM
//who is the alt
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Sen. Cassandra Balistic 06-Jan-21 08:21 PM
//smh dumb rule
//dont ban
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character-confusion 06-Jan-21 08:21 PM
(i gave him the alt role 🤷‍♂️ )
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Sen. Cassandra Balistic 06-Jan-21 08:21 PM
//they switch from accounts time to time
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character-confusion 06-Jan-21 08:21 PM
(he wasn't using it)
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cbass 06-Jan-21 08:21 PM
//fair enough
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Opossumod 06-Jan-21 08:22 PM
@cbass one of the knights raises his visor slightly and seems to wink at you (edited)
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cbass 06-Jan-21 08:22 PM
//the fuck??
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Comrade Imka Van Rensburg 06-Jan-21 08:22 PM
((make a guy hit up on me
((or a girl
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Sen. Cassandra Balistic 06-Jan-21 08:22 PM
//They begin having sex
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cbass 06-Jan-21 08:22 PM
//oh yeah and the guards are armed to the fuckin teeth too
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Opossumod 06-Jan-21 08:23 PM
//by guard I mean knight
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Sen. Cassandra Balistic 06-Jan-21 08:23 PM
//what visor
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cbass 06-Jan-21 08:23 PM
Hugo frowns at the Knight and rolls her eyes.
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Sen. Cassandra Balistic 06-Jan-21 08:23 PM
//they are wearing KKK robes
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cbass 06-Jan-21 08:23 PM
//technicality
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Opossumod 06-Jan-21 08:23 PM
//oh
nvm
//ill edit it
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character-confusion 06-Jan-21 08:24 PM
(do we have military-style guards or secret service-style guards?)
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cbass 06-Jan-21 08:24 PM
//thanks, wrench. you're a neat guy
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cbass 06-Jan-21 08:24 PM
//we're in my tea shop (edited)
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Comrade Imka Van Rensburg 06-Jan-21 08:24 PM
Sigh "Don't pay attention to them, they are just-" sneezes "Seksist ond rakiste bitshe!" (edited)
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character-confusion 06-Jan-21 08:24 PM
(we)
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Comrade Imka Van Rensburg 06-Jan-21 08:24 PM
@cbass
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Opossumod 06-Jan-21 08:24 PM
*one of the guards raises his hood slightly to look at @cbass and waves
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cbass 06-Jan-21 08:24 PM
//guards look like spec ops
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Kingston 06-Jan-21 08:24 PM
Kingston slowly sips tea
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character-confusion 06-Jan-21 08:24 PM
(>hood) (oh monk guards then)
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cbass 06-Jan-21 08:24 PM
Hugo, confused, waves back
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character-confusion 06-Jan-21 08:24 PM
(oh so military style)
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cbass 06-Jan-21 08:24 PM
//we've got a standoff (edited)
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Opossumod 06-Jan-21 08:25 PM
he is an African american man
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Big Brother (Clement2022) 06-Jan-21 08:25 PM
//what is happening
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character-confusion 06-Jan-21 08:25 PM
(they're not american dumbass)
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cbass 06-Jan-21 08:25 PM
//fuckass
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Comrade Imka Van Rensburg 06-Jan-21 08:25 PM
(( @Opossumod smh he should be more interested in me i'm prettier than victoria!
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Sen. Cassandra Balistic 06-Jan-21 08:25 PM
(He's african patrian smh)
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Big Brother (Clement2022) 06-Jan-21 08:25 PM
black
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Comrade Imka Van Rensburg 06-Jan-21 08:25 PM
(( who knows actually, but i'm african patrian too, i'm an afrikaner tho, so i'm white
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Opossumod 06-Jan-21 08:25 PM
you recognize him as the terrorist you met before in the senate building
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Sen. James Durham 06-Jan-21 08:25 PM
//you could just say black
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Sen. James Durham 06-Jan-21 08:25 PM
//HAHAHHAHAHHAHA
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Big Brother (Clement2022) 06-Jan-21 08:25 PM
I shoot him
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Sen. James Durham 06-Jan-21 08:25 PM
//Wheeze
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Big Brother (Clement2022) 06-Jan-21 08:25 PM
troll
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Opossumod 06-Jan-21 08:25 PM
// oh yea black
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Big Brother (Clement2022) 06-Jan-21 08:25 PM
/s
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cbass 06-Jan-21 08:25 PM
//LETSFUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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Opossumod 06-Jan-21 08:25 PM
//he is black
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Sen. Cassandra Balistic 06-Jan-21 08:26 PM
//LMAO
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cbass 06-Jan-21 08:26 PM
Smiling, once she recognizes the Knight, and stands up to say hello
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Opossumod 06-Jan-21 08:26 PM
he quickly pulls the hood back down and makes a shhhhh noise
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cbass 06-Jan-21 08:26 PM
Sits back down quickly
Original message was deleted.
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Opossumod 06-Jan-21 08:26 PM
//only hugo sees
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cbass 06-Jan-21 08:26 PM
//that dude was chill
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character-confusion 06-Jan-21 08:26 PM
(we made #au-rp for a reason)
(don't make me retcon this entire channel 😠 )
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cbass 06-Jan-21 08:26 PM
//shut up loser
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Comrade Imka Van Rensburg 06-Jan-21 08:26 PM
((sad now make him hit up on me
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character-confusion 06-Jan-21 08:26 PM
(guard?)
(guard?)
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cbass 06-Jan-21 08:27 PM
//second one entj
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character-confusion 06-Jan-21 08:27 PM
(guard?)
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Opossumod 06-Jan-21 08:27 PM
//smh hit on him ur self
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Sen. Cassandra Balistic 06-Jan-21 08:27 PM
//those are the tea shop guards
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character-confusion 06-Jan-21 08:27 PM
(very different vibes)
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parm 06-Jan-21 08:27 PM
//why would they be guarding a fucking tea shop lmao
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character-confusion 06-Jan-21 08:27 PM
(oop we left the senate hall?)
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cbass 06-Jan-21 08:27 PM
//mafia front
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character-confusion 06-Jan-21 08:27 PM
(Shame!)
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Sen. Cassandra Balistic 06-Jan-21 08:27 PM
//these are the guys holding the phone
untroll 1
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parm 06-Jan-21 08:27 PM
//untroll
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character-confusion 06-Jan-21 08:27 PM
(guard?)
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cbass 06-Jan-21 08:28 PM
//no
//that'd be tight tho
//gonna save that picture
"Anywho, Guards please get them out." To the Knights: "They'll open fire in any longer than 2 minutes."
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Dieselkeough 06-Jan-21 08:30 PM
//nonono if they "troll" get the police involved
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Opossumod 06-Jan-21 08:31 PM
kkkgaurd "wait a sec"
"before we go"
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Comrade Imka Van Rensburg 06-Jan-21 08:31 PM
"hi sweetie" imka says as she stands up to shake the african american guy's hand
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cbass 06-Jan-21 08:31 PM
//no
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Opossumod 06-Jan-21 08:31 PM
"umm"
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cbass 06-Jan-21 08:32 PM
//possum retcon that cause he got interrupted
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Opossumod 06-Jan-21 08:32 PM
"hello?"
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cbass 06-Jan-21 08:32 PM
//smh
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Opossumod 06-Jan-21 08:32 PM
"anyway"
"well im married"
"but thats besides the point"
"where was I?"
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Comrade Imka Van Rensburg 06-Jan-21 08:32 PM
((who's talking
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Opossumod 06-Jan-21 08:32 PM
"hmm"
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cbass 06-Jan-21 08:32 PM
"You said 'before we go'"
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Opossumod 06-Jan-21 08:32 PM
//kkk black dude
"oh yeah thanks"
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cbass 06-Jan-21 08:33 PM
//legend too
"Oh yah no problem," nods. (edited)
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Opossumod 06-Jan-21 08:33 PM
"oh and again sorry for shooting you"
"that ones on me"
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cbass 06-Jan-21 08:33 PM
"Oh not a problem there, bud."
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Opossumod 06-Jan-21 08:33 PM
"alright"
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cbass 06-Jan-21 08:33 PM
"Got better pretty quick."
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Opossumod 06-Jan-21 08:34 PM
"ok fellow kkk members check out this mint condition dvd of Birth of a Nation I have here"
pulls out birth of a nation cd
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cbass 06-Jan-21 08:34 PM
Quietly: "Oh shit."
//i have no idea what that is lmfao
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Opossumod 06-Jan-21 08:34 PM
"yea cool right?"
//pro kkk movie
"WELL NOT SO FAST"
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cbass 06-Jan-21 08:34 PM
//looked it up yeh
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Opossumod 06-Jan-21 08:35 PM
opens the case and inside is a detonator
grabs it and tosses the case to the side
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cbass 06-Jan-21 08:35 PM
"Oh, fuck's sake. You're not going to bomb my shop are you?"
"I just bought it!"
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Opossumod 06-Jan-21 08:35 PM
"DONT MOVE OR I BLOW THIS PLACE
"oh"
"wait this is your shop?"
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cbass 06-Jan-21 08:35 PM
"Yes"
"I bought it a week or so ago."
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Opossumod 06-Jan-21 08:36 PM
"aw shit im sorry"
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cbass 06-Jan-21 08:36 PM
"Oh no it's alright. Where are the bombs at?"
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Opossumod 06-Jan-21 08:36 PM
"me"
"on me"
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cbass 06-Jan-21 08:36 PM
"They're on you?"
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Opossumod 06-Jan-21 08:36 PM
"yea"
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cbass 06-Jan-21 08:36 PM
"Hmm."
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Opossumod 06-Jan-21 08:36 PM
"well"
"can we take this outside?"
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cbass 06-Jan-21 08:36 PM
"Of course." She stands up and walks outside.
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Opossumod 06-Jan-21 08:37 PM
"alright gang come with us!"
beckons others outside
starts to leave
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cbass 06-Jan-21 08:37 PM
Continuing on down the street toward the Senate Hall, "So what are you all up to today?"
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Opossumod 06-Jan-21 08:38 PM
"ah you know"
"killing senators"
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Kingston 06-Jan-21 08:38 PM
kingston still in the tea shop “well shit” (edited)
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Comrade Imka Van Rensburg 06-Jan-21 08:38 PM
"Who wants to have a drink this afternoon?"
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Opossumod 06-Jan-21 08:39 PM
turns around
"hey why are they still inside?!"
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cbass 06-Jan-21 08:39 PM
"I see, yes." Texts @Kingston to call the police where the Knights can't see.
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Opossumod 06-Jan-21 08:39 PM
"and yea I would love a drink"
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Comrade Imka Van Rensburg 06-Jan-21 08:39 PM
"I'm looking for a black man wearing a white robe.. can anyone find him for me?"
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Opossumod 06-Jan-21 08:39 PM
"where at"
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Comrade Imka Van Rensburg 06-Jan-21 08:39 PM
"haha.."
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cbass 06-Jan-21 08:39 PM
"Oh I dunno, they didn't come with, I s'pose."
Avatar Opossumod "where at"
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Comrade Imka Van Rensburg 06-Jan-21 08:39 PM
"My house!"
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Opossumod 06-Jan-21 08:39 PM
"ummm"
"alright"
"can my husband come?"
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Comrade Imka Van Rensburg 06-Jan-21 08:40 PM
"your lips are..Right yeah my house"
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Opossumod 06-Jan-21 08:40 PM
"husband?"
"also hugo can I open fire on them?"
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cbass 06-Jan-21 08:40 PM
//HE'S GAY LETSFUCKINGGOOOOOOOLETSFUCKINGGOOOOOOOLETSFUCKINGGOOOOOOOLETSFUCKINGGOOOOOOOLETSFUCKINGGOOOOOOOLETSFUCKINGGOOOOOOOLETSFUCKINGGOOOOOOOLETSFUCKINGGOOOOOOOLETSFUCKINGGOOOOOOOLETSFUCKINGGOOOOOOOLETSFUCKINGGOOOOOOOLETSFUCKINGGOOOOOOO
"No sir."
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Kingston 06-Jan-21 08:40 PM
kingston quietly contacts the police and reports the terrorist and the situation
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Opossumod 06-Jan-21 08:40 PM
///lmao yea he gay
"hmm I think im gonna have to disagree with you on this one hugo" (edited)
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cbass 06-Jan-21 08:41 PM
"Well, I wouldn't be too upset if you shot that Kingston bastard. I think he's just called the cops on ye's." (edited)
//POG
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Opossumod 06-Jan-21 08:41 PM
"alright sorry"
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Kingston 06-Jan-21 08:41 PM
kingston throws potato at terrorist
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Opossumod 06-Jan-21 08:41 PM
"ow"
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Kingston 06-Jan-21 08:41 PM
and runs out the back
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Opossumod 06-Jan-21 08:41 PM
"that hurt!"
pulls glock out of robes and fires at kingston
as he runs to the back
"BANG BANG!"
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Kingston 06-Jan-21 08:42 PM
“Shit shit shit”
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cbass 06-Jan-21 08:42 PM
Into the radio again: "Stand down please"
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Opossumod 06-Jan-21 08:42 PM
!roll d100
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Dice Maiden BOT 06-Jan-21 08:42 PM
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cbass 06-Jan-21 08:42 PM
//OHSHIT
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Opossumod 06-Jan-21 08:42 PM
all shots miss
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cbass 06-Jan-21 08:42 PM
//darn //would've been more fun
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Opossumod 06-Jan-21 08:43 PM
"hey hugo"
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cbass 06-Jan-21 08:43 PM
"Yes?"
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Kingston 06-Jan-21 08:43 PM
“Screw you bastards” keeps running
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Opossumod 06-Jan-21 08:43 PM
"can you call the police and tell them it was a falty report"
"and there is nothing going on?"
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cbass 06-Jan-21 08:43 PM
"Oh yeah sure"
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Sen. Cassandra Balistic 06-Jan-21 08:43 PM
The Knights have left with the terrorist
Balistic continues going on random rants about thuzi communists
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cbass 06-Jan-21 08:44 PM
Calls the police and says: "Hi, you received a call a few minutes ago about a terrorist? There's nothing going on here, no need to send anyone."
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Kingston 06-Jan-21 08:44 PM
//Time to start carrying
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Opossumod 06-Jan-21 08:44 PM
"wass poppin white hood dudes"
"yo!"
"1v1!"
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Comrade Imka Van Rensburg 06-Jan-21 08:44 PM
"Oh what, yes we can have se-"
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Sen. Cassandra Balistic 06-Jan-21 08:44 PM
"Nothing much how about you brother?" says one of them
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Opossumod 06-Jan-21 08:44 PM
"me and u kingston"
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Comrade Imka Van Rensburg 06-Jan-21 08:44 PM
"I meant, yes you can be my husband"
"I agree."
"I TOTALLY accept."
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Opossumod 06-Jan-21 08:45 PM
"umm I think ill have to pass on that one"
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cbass 06-Jan-21 08:45 PM
Muttered: "What the fuck..."
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Opossumod 06-Jan-21 08:45 PM
"but"
"just between you and me"
"victoria told me she is in to you"
"but to nervous to say anything"
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Sen. Cassandra Balistic 06-Jan-21 08:45 PM
"VICTORIA YOU HAVE A CRUSH THATS SO CUTE"
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Opossumod 06-Jan-21 08:45 PM
"so you should talk to her"
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cbass 06-Jan-21 08:45 PM
// 😬
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Opossumod 06-Jan-21 08:46 PM
troll
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Comrade Imka Van Rensburg 06-Jan-21 08:46 PM
imka makes the longest burp ever recorded in Patrian history. The burp lasted 40 seconds!
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cbass 06-Jan-21 08:46 PM
//HAHAAHA
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Opossumod 06-Jan-21 08:46 PM
"alright gonna go fuck up kingston"
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cbass 06-Jan-21 08:46 PM
"Alrighty then, have fun!"
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Opossumod 06-Jan-21 08:46 PM
runs in to the biulding
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Comrade Imka Van Rensburg 06-Jan-21 08:46 PM
everyone in the room shuts up because of it, it's so loud that it almost broke a glass or two
untroll 1
((hey i be burpin
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Kingston 06-Jan-21 08:46 PM
Kingston starts running to the police station “Oh damn my potato”
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Opossumod 06-Jan-21 08:47 PM
a police officer comes running up to you
he has a machine gun
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cbass 06-Jan-21 08:47 PM
//if you kill my boy
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Opossumod 06-Jan-21 08:47 PM
"whats up?"
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cbass 06-Jan-21 08:47 PM
//my terrorbro
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Sen. Cassandra Balistic 06-Jan-21 08:47 PM
"OFFICER YOU LOOK VERY NICE TODAY"
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Opossumod 06-Jan-21 08:47 PM
/officer is with kingston who is far away
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Kingston 06-Jan-21 08:48 PM
“Damned suicide bomber tried to kill me”
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Sen. Cassandra Balistic 06-Jan-21 08:48 PM
//balistic has good eyesight
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cbass 06-Jan-21 08:48 PM
// troll
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Kingston 06-Jan-21 08:48 PM
“At the tea shop”
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Opossumod 06-Jan-21 08:48 PM
T1"HEY STOP"
"IM GONNA SHOOT YOU"
stops
"oh hey bubble!"
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Sen.⬜⬛🔳🔲(CLEMENTS2022!) 06-Jan-21 08:49 PM
◼️◻️🔲🔳 walks in
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Sen. Cassandra Balistic 06-Jan-21 08:49 PM
"Hey there goes that octopus fellow"
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Sen.⬜⬛🔳🔲(CLEMENTS2022!) 06-Jan-21 08:49 PM
"hello guys"
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Opossumod 06-Jan-21 08:49 PM
Police:"whats up sweetie"
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cbass 06-Jan-21 08:49 PM
"Hey terrorbro! Kill the octopus guy!"
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Opossumod 06-Jan-21 08:49 PM
police pulls gun on kingston
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Kingston 06-Jan-21 08:49 PM
*kingston texts for local party support”
“Shit”
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Sen. Cassandra Balistic 06-Jan-21 08:49 PM
"I love seeing powerful gay couples"
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Sen.⬜⬛🔳🔲(CLEMENTS2022!) 06-Jan-21 08:50 PM
"I'm not octopus guy, I hate octopi!"
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Opossumod 06-Jan-21 08:50 PM
T2 "ha little did you know I was not a terrorist"
T1 kisses T2
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Sen. Cassandra Balistic 06-Jan-21 08:50 PM
"Awww so cute"
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Kingston 06-Jan-21 08:50 PM
“These people are thuzis”
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Opossumod 06-Jan-21 08:50 PM
T1 pistol wihps kingston (edited)
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cbass 06-Jan-21 08:50 PM
"Haha nice!"
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Sen. Cassandra Balistic 06-Jan-21 08:50 PM
The men in white robes begin to clap as they are very progressively minded (edited)
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Sen.⬜⬛🔳🔲(CLEMENTS2022!) 06-Jan-21 08:50 PM
"ew, thuzoids? I'm out of here!"
◼️◻️🔲🔳 leaves
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Sen. Cassandra Balistic 06-Jan-21 08:51 PM
"A thuzi could never kiss another man!"
"They are too cowardly!"
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Kingston 06-Jan-21 08:51 PM
kingston is on the ground twitching
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Opossumod 06-Jan-21 08:52 PM
//poggers
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cbass 06-Jan-21 08:52 PM
"Well anywho, I'll be off. See ya terrorbro!"
Strolls back toward the tea shop
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Opossumod 06-Jan-21 08:52 PM
"see ya!"
T2picks up kingston
T2"lets put him in the car" (edited)
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Kingston 06-Jan-21 08:53 PM
kingston mumbles for help
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cbass 06-Jan-21 08:53 PM
//if this get retconned i swear to god
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Sen. Cassandra Balistic 06-Jan-21 08:53 PM
//this is amazing
//if it gets retconned we riot
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Opossumod 06-Jan-21 08:53 PM
//lets hope not
T2 "shhh honey dont speak"
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cbass 06-Jan-21 08:54 PM
//love the gay terrorists
//so much
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Sen. Cassandra Balistic 06-Jan-21 08:54 PM
//so whos the top and whos the bottom
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cbass 06-Jan-21 08:54 PM
//YEAH WHO TOPS
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Opossumod 06-Jan-21 08:54 PM
T1 runs off to get car (edited)
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cbass 06-Jan-21 08:54 PM
//definitely t2
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Sen. Cassandra Balistic 06-Jan-21 08:54 PM
//idk
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Sen. James Durham 06-Jan-21 08:54 PM
//wtf is happening
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Opossumod 06-Jan-21 08:54 PM
//well t2 is much bigger
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Kingston 06-Jan-21 08:54 PM
//I can’t stop chuckling
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Sen. Cassandra Balistic 06-Jan-21 08:54 PM
//T1 has some top energy
Avatar Sen. James Durham //wtf is happening
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cbass 06-Jan-21 08:54 PM
//gay terrorists are back
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Sen. James Durham 06-Jan-21 08:54 PM
//oh you brought back the gay terrorists
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cbass 06-Jan-21 08:54 PM
//kidnapping kingston rn
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Sen. James Durham 06-Jan-21 08:54 PM
//neat
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Opossumod 06-Jan-21 08:54 PM
//t1 is very skinny and shorter
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cbass 06-Jan-21 08:54 PM
//yeaahhhhhh
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Sen. Cassandra Balistic 06-Jan-21 08:54 PM
//twink t1
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Sen. James Durham 06-Jan-21 08:54 PM
//they were cool
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cbass 06-Jan-21 08:54 PM
//like i said, t2 tops
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Opossumod 06-Jan-21 08:54 PM
//but both could have top energy
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Kingston 06-Jan-21 08:54 PM
// I am being kidnapped by gay terrorist
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cbass 06-Jan-21 08:55 PM
//gay terrorists were with the kkk guys
//fun times
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Opossumod 06-Jan-21 08:55 PM
T1 pulls up the car
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Sen. Cassandra Balistic 06-Jan-21 08:55 PM
//the KKK guys support gay marriage
//they are very progressive
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Kingston 06-Jan-21 08:55 PM
mubbles “where are you my comrades”
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Opossumod 06-Jan-21 08:55 PM
it's a volkswagen beetle painted bright pink
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cbass 06-Jan-21 08:56 PM
//AHHAHA BASED
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Opossumod 06-Jan-21 08:56 PM
T1 opens the trunk
T2 pushes kingston inside
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cbass 06-Jan-21 08:56 PM
//love to see it
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Opossumod 06-Jan-21 08:56 PM
T2"hmm he is to big for the trunk"
T1"hmm"
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cbass 06-Jan-21 08:56 PM
//vw bugs don't have trunks bud
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Opossumod 06-Jan-21 08:57 PM
//wha
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cbass 06-Jan-21 08:57 PM
//well
//they sorta do
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Opossumod 06-Jan-21 08:57 PM
/nvm
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Kingston 06-Jan-21 08:57 PM
//don’t tie me to the roof
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cbass 06-Jan-21 08:57 PM
//it's a frunk
//cause the engine is in the back
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Opossumod 06-Jan-21 08:57 PM
//c=hange it to frunk
//could he fit in here
//hmmm
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cbass 06-Jan-21 08:57 PM
//ehhh maybe
//it'd be a tight fit
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Opossumod 06-Jan-21 08:58 PM
T2 "lets take the tire out"
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Sen. Cassandra Balistic 06-Jan-21 08:58 PM
"We can help fit him in there if you would like" Says one of the men in white robes (edited)
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Opossumod 06-Jan-21 08:58 PM
T1 "of sure if yall want to help that would be great!"
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Sen. Cassandra Balistic 06-Jan-21 08:58 PM
"We just need to push hard enough"
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Opossumod 06-Jan-21 08:58 PM
T1 "ill start the car and yall make him smaller"
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Sen. Cassandra Balistic 06-Jan-21 08:58 PM
"Sounds good"
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cbass 06-Jan-21 08:59 PM
//possum is the best rp-er as a mod
//character always bullies me boohooo
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Opossumod 06-Jan-21 08:59 PM
//I just shoot you
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Kingston 06-Jan-21 08:59 PM
Kingston moans in discomfort
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cbass 06-Jan-21 08:59 PM
// 🥵
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Opossumod 06-Jan-21 08:59 PM
T1 "thats what she said"
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Sen. Cassandra Balistic 06-Jan-21 08:59 PM
The men begin to push Kingston in
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Opossumod 06-Jan-21 08:59 PM
T1" HA"
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Sen. Cassandra Balistic 06-Jan-21 09:00 PM
One of them takes out a stick and beats Kingston in with it
It works and Kingston is squished into the Frunk
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Opossumod 06-Jan-21 09:00 PM
T2 " good shot"
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Sen. Cassandra Balistic 06-Jan-21 09:00 PM
They shut the Frunk
"All in a days work!"
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Kingston 06-Jan-21 09:00 PM
kingstons muffled cry “You bastards”
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Opossumod 06-Jan-21 09:01 PM
T2 "did I not tell you to SHUT THE FUCK UP!"
T2 "DO YOU WANT ME TO SHOOT YOU RIGHT NOW"
T2 pulls out pistol and points it at the hood of the car
T2 fires at the frunk
!roll d100
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Dice Maiden BOT 06-Jan-21 09:02 PM
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someguyinshorts 06-Jan-21 09:02 PM
(What miss)
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cbass 06-Jan-21 09:02 PM
// 😳
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Kingston 06-Jan-21 09:02 PM
//my luck
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Opossumod 06-Jan-21 09:03 PM
the bullet goes though the hood and hits Kingston but after losing most of its momentum is like being hit by a rubber bullet
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cbass 06-Jan-21 09:04 PM
// entj
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Kingston 06-Jan-21 09:04 PM
pretends to be dead
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cbass 06-Jan-21 09:04 PM
// entj
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Opossumod 06-Jan-21 09:04 PM
T1 "HONNEY!"
T1 "THE CAR!"
T2 "sorry!"
T2 "GET IN NOW"
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someguyinshorts 06-Jan-21 09:05 PM
(No seriously, what happened since the tea spill, this looks fun and I wanna participate since I basically run this countries version of the secret service, lol)
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cbass 06-Jan-21 09:05 PM
// #ooc-discussion
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Opossumod 06-Jan-21 09:05 PM
T2 alright alright
both get on car
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cbass 06-Jan-21 09:05 PM
//run run run
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Opossumod 06-Jan-21 09:05 PM
T1 turns to kkk
T1 "thank you darlings"
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someguyinshorts 06-Jan-21 09:06 PM
(That didn’t tell me shit lol l)
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Sen. Cassandra Balistic 06-Jan-21 09:06 PM
"You're welcome sir"
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Opossumod 06-Jan-21 09:06 PM
car starts to drive off
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someguyinshorts 06-Jan-21 09:06 PM
(Just uhh tell me what side the guard would be on)
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cbass 06-Jan-21 09:06 PM
//neither
//they're kidnapping a commie
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Opossumod 06-Jan-21 09:07 PM
car speeds off
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cbass 06-Jan-21 09:07 PM
Seeing T1 and T2 drive bye, Hugo waves hello
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Opossumod 06-Jan-21 09:07 PM
T2 blows air kiss from window
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someguyinshorts 06-Jan-21 09:07 PM
(Ok but like, what position is the guy) (edited)
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cbass 06-Jan-21 09:07 PM
//curled up, likely
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parm 06-Jan-21 09:07 PM
//this is based
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cbass 06-Jan-21 09:08 PM
//he's in a frunk
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Dieselkeough 06-Jan-21 09:08 PM
The national police had been watching through the phone this whole time. Due to ballistic having a been red flagged.
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someguyinshorts 06-Jan-21 09:08 PM
(Nah like, is he a general, senator, what)
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cbass 06-Jan-21 09:08 PM
//which guy
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Kingston 06-Jan-21 09:08 PM
kingston quietly uses voice helper app in the phone still in his hand “call the federal police”.
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cbass 06-Jan-21 09:08 PM
//the terrorists are terrorists //the senator's a senator
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someguyinshorts 06-Jan-21 09:08 PM
(The guy that got jacked)
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cbass 06-Jan-21 09:08 PM
//sen
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someguyinshorts 06-Jan-21 09:09 PM
(Oh it’s a senator, not our problem then, lol)
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cbass 06-Jan-21 09:09 PM
//gg
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Opossumod 06-Jan-21 09:09 PM
car stops
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someguyinshorts 06-Jan-21 09:09 PM
(Unless like, we’re called or whatever)
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Dieselkeough 06-Jan-21 09:09 PM
The feds awnser to this call, already knowing what was going on.
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cbass 06-Jan-21 09:09 PM
"Oh no, don't stop, the cops'll getcha!"
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Opossumod 06-Jan-21 09:09 PM
//this is far away
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Kingston 06-Jan-21 09:09 PM
“I would like to report a terrorist incident”
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Opossumod 06-Jan-21 09:09 PM
T2 "hey dude in the trunk do you want something to drink?"
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cbass 06-Jan-21 09:09 PM
// entj
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Kingston 06-Jan-21 09:10 PM
“Sure” hangs up phone
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Dieselkeough 06-Jan-21 09:10 PM
"Dont worry, we are on our way." They stated.
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Opossumod 06-Jan-21 09:10 PM
T2: "opens the frunk"
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Dieselkeough 06-Jan-21 09:10 PM
Swarms of police sirens can be heard whirring up in the distance. (edited)
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cbass 06-Jan-21 09:10 PM
//arrest the gay terrorists and i move to get you demoted
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Opossumod 06-Jan-21 09:10 PM
T1" oh shit"
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cbass 06-Jan-21 09:10 PM
//they're my favorites
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Opossumod 06-Jan-21 09:10 PM
T2"lets go"
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Sen. Cassandra Balistic 06-Jan-21 09:10 PM
//NOOO DONT ARREST THEM
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cbass 06-Jan-21 09:11 PM
//please don't
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Dieselkeough 06-Jan-21 09:11 PM
Their phone was being tracked
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cbass 06-Jan-21 09:11 PM
//diesel worst mod
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Opossumod 06-Jan-21 09:11 PM
T1 "sorry dude but we dont have time for a drink"
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Dieselkeough 06-Jan-21 09:11 PM
Due to ballistics calling of them (edited)
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cbass 06-Jan-21 09:11 PM
//0 outta 10
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Sen. Cassandra Balistic 06-Jan-21 09:11 PM
//I never called anyone
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cbass 06-Jan-21 09:11 PM
//^
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someguyinshorts 06-Jan-21 09:11 PM
(Fuckit ima join)
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Opossumod 06-Jan-21 09:11 PM
both run of foot down alley
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Dieselkeough 06-Jan-21 09:11 PM
//yes you did troll
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Sen. Cassandra Balistic 06-Jan-21 09:11 PM
//My guys had me on facetime
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cbass 06-Jan-21 09:11 PM
//stop the cops shorts
//please!
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Dieselkeough 06-Jan-21 09:11 PM
//yes. That counts
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Sen. Cassandra Balistic 06-Jan-21 09:11 PM
//I didnt call the gay terrorists
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Kingston 06-Jan-21 09:12 PM
“Help me please!”
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Dieselkeough 06-Jan-21 09:12 PM
//You did. Had them talk for you with your phone
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Sen. Cassandra Balistic 06-Jan-21 09:12 PM
//My KKK guys had me on facetime to talk
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cbass 06-Jan-21 09:12 PM
//they tracked the phone
//fuckin feds
//or uhh
//hacked it
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Opossumod 06-Jan-21 09:12 PM
//no one called the terrorists
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Dieselkeough 06-Jan-21 09:12 PM
//yes.
//facetime
//still counts as calling
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Sen. Cassandra Balistic 06-Jan-21 09:13 PM
//bruh
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Opossumod 06-Jan-21 09:13 PM
//no one facedimed either
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cbass 06-Jan-21 09:13 PM
//no one was facetiming the terrorists
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Sen. Cassandra Balistic 06-Jan-21 09:13 PM
//I called my guys
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Opossumod 06-Jan-21 09:13 PM
//when did this happen
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Sen. Cassandra Balistic 06-Jan-21 09:13 PM
//I called the KKK guys
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Opossumod 06-Jan-21 09:13 PM
//I could see hacking kingstons phone
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Sen. Cassandra Balistic 06-Jan-21 09:13 PM
//Who put me on facetime
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cbass 06-Jan-21 09:13 PM
//ballistic was facetiming the kkk guys
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Sen. Cassandra Balistic 06-Jan-21 09:13 PM
//So i could speak with people
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Dieselkeough 06-Jan-21 09:13 PM
//who were the terrorists
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cbass 06-Jan-21 09:13 PM
//they're the gay terrorists
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Opossumod 06-Jan-21 09:13 PM
//the 2 gay terrorists
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Dieselkeough 06-Jan-21 09:13 PM
//who were kkk
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Sen. Cassandra Balistic 06-Jan-21 09:13 PM
//my guys
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Opossumod 06-Jan-21 09:13 PM
//his gaurds
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Sen. Cassandra Balistic 06-Jan-21 09:14 PM
//They were holding the phone
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Opossumod 06-Jan-21 09:14 PM
//they did beat up a guy
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Dieselkeough 06-Jan-21 09:14 PM
//then def they were monitoring them too
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Opossumod 06-Jan-21 09:14 PM
///aid in a crime
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cbass 06-Jan-21 09:14 PM
//meh
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Sen. Cassandra Balistic 06-Jan-21 09:14 PM
//They were helping two gay men
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cbass 06-Jan-21 09:14 PM
//don't arrest the gays
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Sen. Cassandra Balistic 06-Jan-21 09:14 PM
//If you arrest them
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cbass 06-Jan-21 09:14 PM
//or you're homophobic
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Sen. Cassandra Balistic 06-Jan-21 09:14 PM
//You are a homophobe
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Opossumod 06-Jan-21 09:15 PM
the gays both slip in to a gay bar
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Dieselkeough 06-Jan-21 09:15 PM
Police sirens wailed closer and closer
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cbass 06-Jan-21 09:15 PM
//haha nice
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Sen. Cassandra Balistic 06-Jan-21 09:15 PM
//lmao its patrian stonewall
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Dieselkeough 06-Jan-21 09:15 PM
They soon approached the car, and kings phone signal
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Kingston 06-Jan-21 09:15 PM
// I was shot at twice and pistol whipped and kidnapped
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cbass 06-Jan-21 09:16 PM
//if you
//arrest
//the gay terrorists
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Kingston 06-Jan-21 09:16 PM
“Thank the feds and their spyware”
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someguyinshorts 06-Jan-21 09:16 PM
a convoy of imported humvee’s and transports stops where the initial kidnapping took place. Men start creating a perimeter and unloading from the trucks, one of the gunners in the middle Humber is shouting “GET OUT THE TRUCKS AND FIND COVER GET OUT THE TRUCKS AND FIND COVER” He unloads from the truck and approaches the closest civvie/senator to see if they saw anything, hopefully the guys important “YOU! GET YOUR PERTY LITTLE ASS OVER HERE, MEANIN TO TALK WITH YOU”
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cbass 06-Jan-21 09:16 PM
//i swear to fuck
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cbass 06-Jan-21 09:17 PM
//jfc
//a bit much
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Dieselkeough 06-Jan-21 09:17 PM
The police contacted the military
"You know we are on their tail ... right?"
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someguyinshorts 06-Jan-21 09:17 PM
(Were less of a military and more of a personal guard for the bigshots)
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Sen. Cassandra Balistic 06-Jan-21 09:17 PM
One of the KKK guys talks to the guy
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someguyinshorts 06-Jan-21 09:17 PM
(So think like an inbetween)
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Sen. Cassandra Balistic 06-Jan-21 09:17 PM
"Didn't see nothing sir"
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Kingston 06-Jan-21 09:18 PM
//this gets better
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Opossumod 06-Jan-21 09:18 PM
//lmao
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Dieselkeough 06-Jan-21 09:18 PM
The police popped open the trunk of the gay terrorists car
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cbass 06-Jan-21 09:18 PM
//help the terrorists entj
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Sen. Empharius 06-Jan-21 09:18 PM
(What the fuck have I missed)
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cbass 06-Jan-21 09:18 PM
//NOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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Kingston 06-Jan-21 09:18 PM
“Hello there”
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cbass 06-Jan-21 09:18 PM
//NOT MY FAVORITE TERRORISTS
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Opossumod 06-Jan-21 09:18 PM
//trunk is open already
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cbass 06-Jan-21 09:18 PM
//i'm pissed
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Kingston 06-Jan-21 09:19 PM
“Mind helping me out”
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Dieselkeough 06-Jan-21 09:19 PM
"Senator kingston are you allright?" The police asked.
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someguyinshorts 06-Jan-21 09:19 PM
“Didn’t see nothin, eh” “am I supposed to believe that sugurplum, shit goes down no less then a goddanm pitstop away and nothin happens? (edited)
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Sen. Empharius 06-Jan-21 09:19 PM
(Can someone please tell me what happened?)
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cbass 06-Jan-21 09:19 PM
// #ooc-discussion
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Opossumod 06-Jan-21 09:19 PM
as he gets out of the car the police see a flashing light in the trunk of the car behind him
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Kingston 06-Jan-21 09:19 PM
“I am just bruised”
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Dieselkeough 06-Jan-21 09:20 PM
The officer turns around
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Opossumod 06-Jan-21 09:20 PM
the light is on black metal case and has a red flashing light (edited)
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cbass 06-Jan-21 09:20 PM
//what the fuck
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Dieselkeough 06-Jan-21 09:20 PM
The police are taken aback. " get away!" They exclaimed running away from the black boxed thing
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cbass 06-Jan-21 09:21 PM
//BOMB BOMB BOMB
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Kingston 06-Jan-21 09:21 PM
kingston bolts
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cbass 06-Jan-21 09:21 PM
//if you guys retcon this
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Kingston 06-Jan-21 09:21 PM
“Shit shit shit”
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someguyinshorts 06-Jan-21 09:22 PM
(In this episode of Patrium: Some commie gets kidnapped Two terrorists are frisky And a small military branch shows up with absolutely no clue what the fuck is going on creating more chaos)
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Dieselkeough 06-Jan-21 09:22 PM
"Get behind us sir." The police stated. They began to set up barricades along the side of the road.
One officer tries to evacuate the gay bar
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cbass 06-Jan-21 09:22 PM
//this is gay terrorists ep. 2
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Sen. Cassandra Balistic 06-Jan-21 09:22 PM
"We're just getting some tea officer"
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Kingston 06-Jan-21 09:22 PM
gets behind officers
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Dieselkeough 06-Jan-21 09:23 PM
They called upon the bomb squad to the scene to get there eventually
One officer looked at kingston. "What did the terrorists look like?" He asked
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cbass 06-Jan-21 09:23 PM
//GAY
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Dieselkeough 06-Jan-21 09:23 PM
As they were at a safe distance
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someguyinshorts 06-Jan-21 09:23 PM
after some chatter on the radio, the man in charge turns to the men “ALRIGHT BOYS, BOMB SITUATION, SQUADS 1 AND 2, LOAD UP AND KEEP A PATH FOR THE EODS”
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cbass 06-Jan-21 09:24 PM
//holy fuck
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Kingston 06-Jan-21 09:24 PM
“I think one was black and they were a couple“
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someguyinshorts 06-Jan-21 09:24 PM
two trucks load up and haul ass to the gay bar where they fuck around until the whole block is basically cut off, lol
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Dieselkeough 06-Jan-21 09:25 PM
The police listened. "So one was black, and the two terrorists were a couple. Any other details?"
The police stop them at their barricade.
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Kingston 06-Jan-21 09:25 PM
“Got swacked in the head so everything is fuzzy”
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Dieselkeough 06-Jan-21 09:25 PM
"Stop! No body except officers past this point." He stated.
The officer nods. "Its allright. Important thing is that you are safe."
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cbass 06-Jan-21 09:26 PM
//fuck up the cops shorts
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Dieselkeough 06-Jan-21 09:26 PM
The police have their guns drawn at this new group.
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Opossumod 06-Jan-21 09:26 PM
at this point the terrorists have changed clothes, destroyed phones, and gotten rid of guns
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Dieselkeough 06-Jan-21 09:26 PM
Of military
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cbass 06-Jan-21 09:26 PM
//gg for the terrorists
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Dieselkeough 06-Jan-21 09:27 PM
The police officers evacuate the gay bar, and do not keep them nearby.
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someguyinshorts 06-Jan-21 09:27 PM
“Sir, we’re with the Patrian government, we’re here to set up a path for the bomb guys”
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Kingston 06-Jan-21 09:27 PM
“Oh one more thing”
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Dieselkeough 06-Jan-21 09:27 PM
They are allowed to leave.
"Unfortunately i need id."
The officer stated.
"Our bomb squad is nearly here."
"What is it mr. Kingston?" The officer asked
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Kingston 06-Jan-21 09:28 PM
“They worked with what looked to be clan members”
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Dieselkeough 06-Jan-21 09:28 PM
"Klan members? You mean like ballistics guard?" He asked.
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Opossumod 06-Jan-21 09:29 PM
bomb squad arrives
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Dieselkeough 06-Jan-21 09:29 PM
"We will keep that in mind in our investigation."
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someguyinshorts 06-Jan-21 09:29 PM
“Gad da- sighhe pulls out a badge with the Sacred Band insignia on it “Here’s your goddanm proof, now let us through”
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Kingston 06-Jan-21 09:29 PM
“YES! That damned bastard”
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cbass 06-Jan-21 09:29 PM
//shorts kidnaps kingston entj
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someguyinshorts 06-Jan-21 09:29 PM
he radios the captain to get over here since the cops are “brooms up the ass”
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Dieselkeough 06-Jan-21 09:30 PM
They frowned. "That is no government id." The officer stated.
"You cant pass until this situation is resolved. There is a detour a couple miles back."
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Opossumod 06-Jan-21 09:30 PM
BS(bombsquad)
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someguyinshorts 06-Jan-21 09:30 PM
the captain arrives at this point “Gad dammit what’s the hold up”
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Opossumod 06-Jan-21 09:30 PM
BS"ALRIGHT LETS GO"
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Dieselkeough 06-Jan-21 09:30 PM
The bs are allowed at the bomb.
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Opossumod 06-Jan-21 09:31 PM
BSrush to the scene
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Dieselkeough 06-Jan-21 09:31 PM
"You are not permitted onto this scene."
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Opossumod 06-Jan-21 09:31 PM
BS"STAY BACK"
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Dieselkeough 06-Jan-21 09:31 PM
They said to the army folks.
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Opossumod 06-Jan-21 09:31 PM
BS"50 YARDS"
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Dieselkeough 06-Jan-21 09:31 PM
They are back that far.
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someguyinshorts 06-Jan-21 09:31 PM
“Oh so their part of the military is allowed in but ours isn’t!”
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Dieselkeough 06-Jan-21 09:31 PM
And the gay folks at the bar are pushed that distance away.
"We are police. Its our job."
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Opossumod 06-Jan-21 09:32 PM
BS "alright omega head in"
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Dieselkeough 06-Jan-21 09:32 PM
"You are not allowed through until the situation is fixed."
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Opossumod 06-Jan-21 09:32 PM
//are the ppl in the gay bar not allowed to go?
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Kingston 06-Jan-21 09:32 PM
“Officer could I ask that you call an emt to check me out?”
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Dieselkeough 06-Jan-21 09:32 PM
//they can, but alot of their cars ate parked nearby
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Opossumod 06-Jan-21 09:33 PM
//tru tru
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Dieselkeough 06-Jan-21 09:33 PM
//so they kinda have to stick around
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someguyinshorts 06-Jan-21 09:33 PM
sigh... Jackson, how good are you with the .50 cal?” He says as he turns to the Humber gunner
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Opossumod 06-Jan-21 09:33 PM
//and I bet some want to watch
one of the bs members in full bomb "proof" gear walks to the car
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Dieselkeough 06-Jan-21 09:33 PM
The officer frowned. "We are an officer of patrium law. We do not want violence. But we will resort to it if nessecary."
"Please do not make any further advances until we give the go ahead."
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Opossumod 06-Jan-21 09:34 PM
he gets down next to the frunk
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someguyinshorts 06-Jan-21 09:34 PM
“Yes, and the Sacred Band is an official military asset, we’re assigned as VIP security and I’d say, we’re here for some security on some very fucking important person”
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cbass 06-Jan-21 09:35 PM
//HEHEHEHEHEH
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Opossumod 06-Jan-21 09:35 PM
BS"FUCK FUCK FUCK"
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Dieselkeough 06-Jan-21 09:35 PM
"That is not written into law. Additionally we have the authority in this situation. According to locality assurance and police heirarchy codes."
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Opossumod 06-Jan-21 09:35 PM
bs at the bomb gets up and turns to run
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cbass 06-Jan-21 09:35 PM
//oh shit
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Dieselkeough 06-Jan-21 09:36 PM
The comanding officer noted this. "Get down!" He shouted
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Kingston 06-Jan-21 09:36 PM
kingston hits the deck
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cbass 06-Jan-21 09:36 PM
//ohshit
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Dieselkeough 06-Jan-21 09:36 PM
The ifficers brace at a distance, others hurry the patrons away.
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cbass 06-Jan-21 09:36 PM
//fuckin loser cops
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Dieselkeough 06-Jan-21 09:37 PM
The officers at the barricade maintain their position
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someguyinshorts 06-Jan-21 09:37 PM
“Well shit... BOYS, FIND COVER BEHIND THE TRUCKS! Jackson, see if you can get a sight on that trunk with a .50 cal but if you shoot I will have your ass on the presidents mantle” he retreats behind the truck with the rest of the boys
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Opossumod 06-Jan-21 09:38 PM
THE BOMB GOES OFF
shooting glitter in to the sky
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Dieselkeough 06-Jan-21 09:38 PM
0 are injured
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Opossumod 06-Jan-21 09:38 PM
*music plays on a recording with both terrorists singing together in the song: *
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cbass 06-Jan-21 09:38 PM
//BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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Opossumod 06-Jan-21 09:38 PM
"this is our getaway song, the song we sing when we are long gone, this bomb was a decoy bomb, and this is our getaway song"
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cbass 06-Jan-21 09:39 PM
//HAHAHA I LOVE THE GAY TERRORISTS
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Dieselkeough 06-Jan-21 09:39 PM
They listen to this in a bit of shock.
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Sen. Empharius 06-Jan-21 09:39 PM
“Hi, I just went to get some tea what’s going oh god oh fuck oh shit”
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Opossumod 06-Jan-21 09:39 PM
song playes on repeat as glitter starts to die down
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Kingston 06-Jan-21 09:39 PM
“I am going on a holy crusade”
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cbass 06-Jan-21 09:39 PM
//this is down the road outside
//you're in the tea shop still
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Dieselkeough 06-Jan-21 09:39 PM
"God dammit." The officer stated. "Well its as good thing you are safe senator." They stated.
Its on tv
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cbass 06-Jan-21 09:40 PM
//with me
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Opossumod 06-Jan-21 09:40 PM
bs member at car "fuck"
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Sen. Empharius 06-Jan-21 09:40 PM
(Let me have a fun moment)
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Dieselkeough 06-Jan-21 09:40 PM
Which is in the tea shop
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Opossumod 06-Jan-21 09:40 PM
"well at least im alive"
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Sen. Empharius 06-Jan-21 09:40 PM
(Alright, I’ll stay)
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Opossumod 06-Jan-21 09:40 PM
"welp false alarm"
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Dieselkeough 06-Jan-21 09:40 PM
The officers look at him.
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Opossumod 06-Jan-21 09:40 PM
and then the real bomb goes off
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Dieselkeough 06-Jan-21 09:40 PM
The capitain especcially.
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Opossumod 06-Jan-21 09:40 PM
/s
// troll
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Sen. Empharius 06-Jan-21 09:40 PM
(Fucking hell you scared me)
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Dieselkeough 06-Jan-21 09:41 PM
Someone was going to be fired.
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cbass 06-Jan-21 09:41 PM
// @Sen. Empharius rp at the tea shop in rp gen 3 (edited)
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Opossumod 06-Jan-21 09:41 PM
BS "alright guys lets head out"
BS "leave two guys here in case they need you"
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Dieselkeough 06-Jan-21 09:41 PM
"Anyways Mr.Kingston if you can thing of anything else let us know. Do you need a ride home?"
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Opossumod 06-Jan-21 09:41 PM
BS "Omega and Foxtrot say here"
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Dieselkeough 06-Jan-21 09:42 PM
The barricade was lifted, but it was now only one lane traffic going through.
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Kingston 06-Jan-21 09:42 PM
“My party associates are coming for me”
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Dieselkeough 06-Jan-21 09:42 PM
Most officers stayed at the scene to do investigating
"Of course. Well we will stay here until our investigations are complete.
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Opossumod 06-Jan-21 09:42 PM
remaining gays go to cars and leave
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someguyinshorts 06-Jan-21 09:42 PM
“... Jackson, no need to be a sport on the turret.” the captain approaches the officer “Not so fast boys, the security of VIPs in the Patrium government is our job, hand over Kingston”
“Don’t believe me, I can get Taylor on speed dial”
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cbass 06-Jan-21 09:43 PM
//call him
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Dieselkeough 06-Jan-21 09:43 PM
They looked at kingston.
To see his reaction to this.
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Kingston 06-Jan-21 09:43 PM
Kingston bolts
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cbass 06-Jan-21 09:44 PM
//kingston's fucked
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Kingston 06-Jan-21 09:44 PM
//kingston does cardio
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Opossumod 06-Jan-21 09:44 PM
//lmaoooooo
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Dieselkeough 06-Jan-21 09:44 PM
The police do not try to stop him, but they send officers to inspect this force of people.
They send officers to guard him on his light jog (edited)
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someguyinshorts 06-Jan-21 09:45 PM
“Beta Squad, apprehend that man!”
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Kingston 06-Jan-21 09:45 PM
kingston sees his associate and runs for them
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someguyinshorts 06-Jan-21 09:45 PM
a gaggle of troops try and assist the officers
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Kingston 06-Jan-21 09:45 PM
“Open the car door boys!”
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Opossumod 06-Jan-21 09:45 PM
//gaggle is a solid word
//respect
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Dieselkeough 06-Jan-21 09:46 PM
//same
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Sen. Empharius 06-Jan-21 09:46 PM
(What did Kingston do?)
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Dieselkeough 06-Jan-21 09:46 PM
//troll
//not gonna tell you that yet
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someguyinshorts 06-Jan-21 09:47 PM
the captain loads a dummy round into his underbarrel M203 (Run from cops. Also just questioning for the investigation)
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Opossumod 06-Jan-21 09:47 PM
// kingston be like "team rocket blasting off again"
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Kingston 06-Jan-21 09:47 PM
kingston hops in the car
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Dieselkeough 06-Jan-21 09:47 PM
The officers end pursuit
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Kingston 06-Jan-21 09:47 PM
“Gas it boys”
kingston speeds off
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someguyinshorts 06-Jan-21 09:48 PM
the captain takes aim and fires the dummy grenade into the back of Kingston’s car by “opening up”the back window along the way
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Kingston 06-Jan-21 09:48 PM
“Shit shit shit”
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someguyinshorts 06-Jan-21 09:49 PM
“Eh, he’ll be back, it’s the law anyways, it’d be uncouth for a senator to just run from the pigs. Alright boys, load up and prepare for call if Kingston is reported for whatever reason!”
the Sacred Band convoy disperses
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Kingston 06-Jan-21 09:49 PM
“Remind me I need to get security”
kingston passes out
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someguyinshorts 08-Jan-21 11:20 PM
“Well, how we gonna settle this?”
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character-confusion 08-Jan-21 11:21 PM
(oh you actually wanna rp jail?)
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someguyinshorts 08-Jan-21 11:21 PM
(Idk, I’m bored, wanna get a way outa this that doesn’t end in being fired)
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character-confusion 08-Jan-21 11:22 PM
(smh i was just gonna let y'all off with a warning)
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someguyinshorts 08-Jan-21 11:22 PM
(I can take tines, I can take jail time, I can even take the death penalty, but for the love of god, I just got this position like, a bit ago and it fun)
(Oh, cool)
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character-confusion 08-Jan-21 11:22 PM
(you'd probably be fired but hey, it's patrium!)
(i'll just move the doomsday clock a few ticks 🙂 )
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Sen.⬜⬛🔳🔲(CLEMENTS2022!) 08-Jan-21 11:23 PM
(still pressing charges btw)
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character-confusion 08-Jan-21 11:23 PM
(he'll get off, he'll claim self-defense and there weren't any lasting injuries)
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Sen.⬜⬛🔳🔲(CLEMENTS2022!) 08-Jan-21 11:23 PM
(on ultra not Ozy)
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character-confusion 08-Jan-21 11:23 PM
(you don't go to jail for bar fights)
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someguyinshorts 08-Jan-21 11:24 PM
(Furiously scribbles our opportunity to yell “I CANT BE KILLED AFTER MY FIRST CONFRONTATION, ITS BAD FOR BUSINESS!” in relation to the death penalty) (edited)
(Good advice tho, death is generally discouraging to potential employers and contractors)
(So uhh, limit death plz)
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Sen.⬜⬛🔳🔲(CLEMENTS2022!) 08-Jan-21 11:26 PM
(@someguyinshorts has a totem of undying btw)
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someguyinshorts 08-Jan-21 11:27 PM
(No, just good combat skills and a really strong support structure in that only a handful of people even have the authority to fire me (like, Taylor and maybe some other high ranking military man’s) and a loyal followers base))
(My real power is simply the uncanny ability to wear a full mask in public and it just considered normal business)
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Sen. Empharius 08-Jan-21 11:33 PM
@character-confusion (can I talk to France or am I in prison?)
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character-confusion 08-Jan-21 11:33 PM
(you can talk to france) (edited)
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Sen. Empharius 08-Jan-21 11:34 PM
(I would like to, should I do it here or in the diplomacy server?) (edited)
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character-confusion 08-Jan-21 11:34 PM
(here is fine)
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Sen. Empharius 08-Jan-21 11:34 PM
I visit the French Ambassador
(Who will play them?)
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character-confusion 08-Jan-21 11:37 PM
"Senator! Welcome!"
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Sen. Empharius 08-Jan-21 11:37 PM
“It’s good to be here”
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character-confusion 08-Jan-21 11:38 PM
The ambassador takes Empharius by the shoulders and kisses him on both cheeks.
"Come in, sit!"
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Sen. Empharius 08-Jan-21 11:38 PM
“Of course!”
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character-confusion 08-Jan-21 11:38 PM
Babineaux sits behind her desk.
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Sen. Empharius 08-Jan-21 11:38 PM
I sit
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character-confusion 08-Jan-21 11:38 PM
"So, what can I do for you today?"
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Your Friend Tamara 08-Jan-21 11:38 PM
//my parents unironically think the leader of france is the antichrist...christianity is crazy.
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character-confusion 08-Jan-21 11:39 PM
"I assume you're here about your missing citizen, Chara Lawrence?" (edited)
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Sen. Empharius 08-Jan-21 11:39 PM
“Yes I am”
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character-confusion 08-Jan-21 11:39 PM
"Of course."
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Sen. Empharius 08-Jan-21 11:40 PM
“I hope to find a way where Chara can return to the country without being executed”
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character-confusion 08-Jan-21 11:41 PM
"Executed?"
"His punishment is not up to us."
"I have spoken with my government about extradition."
"They're reluctant, given that he is also a French citizen."
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Sen. Empharius 08-Jan-21 11:42 PM
“I know, but I was hoping to find a way where the extradition deal put’s it off the table”
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character-confusion 08-Jan-21 11:42 PM
"Again, that is for Patrium to work out."
"We won't interfere in your justice system."
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Sen. Empharius 08-Jan-21 11:42 PM
(They can’t say that they will only extradite if we don’t shoot them?)
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character-confusion 08-Jan-21 11:43 PM
(oh)
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Sen. Empharius 08-Jan-21 11:43 PM
“Understood”
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character-confusion 08-Jan-21 11:43 PM
(maybe)
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cbass 08-Jan-21 11:43 PM
//don't say anything about the plan i told u about w japan @Sen. Empharius
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Sen. Empharius 08-Jan-21 11:44 PM
“You can’t say that you’ll only extradite if they aren’t killed?”
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cbass 08-Jan-21 11:45 PM
//oh i checked, chara's a he
🏳️‍⚧️ 1
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character-confusion 08-Jan-21 11:45 PM
"I can try to take the deal to my government."
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Sen. Empharius 08-Jan-21 11:46 PM
“Will they accept?”
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character-confusion 08-Jan-21 11:47 PM
"I don't know."
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Sen. Empharius 08-Jan-21 11:47 PM
“Why not?”
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Sen. James Durham 08-Jan-21 11:47 PM
// gh
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character-confusion 08-Jan-21 11:47 PM
"I understand that you want him to face justice. I do as well."
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character-confusion 08-Jan-21 11:47 PM
(chara went by they/them)
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cbass 08-Jan-21 11:47 PM
//oh
//fuck
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Your Friend Tamara 08-Jan-21 11:47 PM
//Chara is now she. 🏳️‍⚧️
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Sen. Empharius 08-Jan-21 11:47 PM
“Is there any objection to it?”
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character-confusion 08-Jan-21 11:48 PM
"France is simply reluctant to turn him back over."
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cbass 08-Jan-21 11:48 PM
// @Sen. Empharius we were both wrong
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Sen. Empharius 08-Jan-21 11:48 PM
(Chara’s enby, they/them)
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character-confusion 08-Jan-21 11:48 PM
"Giving one of our own to foreign punishment, you know."
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Sen. Empharius 08-Jan-21 11:48 PM
“Ah”
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character-confusion 08-Jan-21 11:48 PM
"And there's the matter of the work he's doing here for us." (edited)
"But as I said, I will do my best to convince them."
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Your Friend Tamara 08-Jan-21 11:48 PM
//she now has the cool new state mandated pronouns. troll
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Sen. Empharius 08-Jan-21 11:48 PM
“In the reconstruction bill we are passing, there is a region dedicated to the EU”
“I’m sure that the French would prefer if their companies were given... some slight priority over German ones”
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character-confusion 08-Jan-21 11:50 PM
Babineaux raises her eyebrow.
"I must say, I'm not a particular fan of the notion of buying off a prisoner."
She sighs.
"But I will take it to my superiors."
"It is quite likely they will not share my reservations."
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Sen. Empharius 08-Jan-21 11:51 PM
“Very well. I hope that the clause about not killing them is included. I would hate to see such a genius lose their lives over nothing”
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character-confusion 08-Jan-21 11:52 PM
"Not quite nothing..."
"But yes, I will include that provision, of course."
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Sen. Empharius 08-Jan-21 11:52 PM
“Thank you”
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character-confusion 08-Jan-21 11:52 PM
"The death penalty is certianly more barbaric than any crime calls for."
Stands up.
"Good to speak with you, seantor."
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Sen. Empharius 08-Jan-21 11:52 PM
“I quite agree”
“The pleasure is all mine”
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cbass 08-Jan-21 11:52 PM
//death penalty should be used for rapists and pedophiles
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Your Friend Tamara 08-Jan-21 11:53 PM
//death penalty should be used for the guy whose face is the pog emoji.
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cbass 08-Jan-21 11:54 PM
//what'd he do
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Big Brother (Clement2022) 08-Jan-21 11:55 PM
//supported the capitol hill protests
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Big Brother (Clement2022) 08-Jan-21 11:55 PM
"What about rape and murder, Ambassador?" (edited)
"The point of capital punishment is not 'an eye for an eye'."
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Sen. Empharius 08-Jan-21 11:56 PM
(That was the ambassador and they already left)
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Big Brother (Clement2022) 08-Jan-21 11:56 PM
"However, there are certain crimes that should be punished with impunity."
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character-confusion 08-Jan-21 11:57 PM
"Life in prison, surely, but death?"
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Big Brother (Clement2022) 08-Jan-21 11:57 PM
"Taxpayers shouldn't pay to feed and clothe a child rapist."
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character-confusion 08-Jan-21 11:57 PM
"We aren't animals."
(oop guess we're in the seante hall now)
"You can use scare words all you want, senator, but a human is a human, and we have no right to take someone's life from them."
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Big Brother (Clement2022) 08-Jan-21 11:58 PM
"A death penalty is a cheaper and frankly more humane way to deal with criminals."
"They had no right to take life from someone else."
"Life, liberty, and pursuit of happiness but they can be taken away if convicted."
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character-confusion 09-Jan-21 12:03 AM
"We should not hold life and death in our hands like that."
"Crime does not forgo you basic human rights."
"We've established that many times over by now."
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Sen. Empharius 09-Jan-21 12:05 AM
“It’s TPO, you can’t negotiate with them. Their party was founded with the goal of making 1984 a reality”
“They are the reason that I asked for that provision”
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Big Brother (Clement2022) 09-Jan-21 12:28 AM
"Yes it does."
//are you serious?
//sound like a post-modernist rn smg
Smy
Smh
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character-confusion 09-Jan-21 12:28 AM
"There's a reason torture is not legal."
"The same reason execution is not."
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Big Brother (Clement2022) 09-Jan-21 12:29 AM
😐
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character-confusion 09-Jan-21 12:29 AM
"In France, at least."
(i think)
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Big Brother (Clement2022) 09-Jan-21 12:29 AM
//wait this is the French senator?
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character-confusion 09-Jan-21 12:29 AM
(ambassador)
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cbass 09-Jan-21 12:29 AM
//indian????
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character-confusion 09-Jan-21 12:29 AM
(was france)
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cbass 09-Jan-21 12:29 AM
//oh
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character-confusion 09-Jan-21 12:29 AM
(i switched to discuss the rupee)
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Big Brother (Clement2022) 09-Jan-21 12:30 AM
"Because the bourgeoisie don't want to be scared of the guillotine anymore? troll "
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character-confusion 09-Jan-21 12:30 AM
Ambassador Babineaux raises an eyebrow.
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Big Brother (Clement2022) 09-Jan-21 12:30 AM
"I am kidding."
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character-confusion 09-Jan-21 12:30 AM
"Do you advocate we run our government as though we're in an 18th century war?"
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Big Brother (Clement2022) 09-Jan-21 12:30 AM
//wait
//why the fuck am I arguing ethics of capital punishment with the French ambassador
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Sen. Empharius 09-Jan-21 12:31 AM
“Ele your a capitalist”
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character-confusion 09-Jan-21 12:31 AM
(idk you started it)
(i was talking to ultra smh)
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Big Brother (Clement2022) 09-Jan-21 12:32 AM
"Frankly, what happens to war criminals that harm our citizens is our jurisdiction."
"Keeping Chara away from trial only hides her crimes from being investigated and tried."
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character-confusion 09-Jan-21 12:32 AM
"It is. However, Chara is a citizen of ours."
"You must understand if we want to guarantee her a certain minimum standard of care."
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Sen. Empharius 09-Jan-21 12:33 AM
“Chara commuted no war crimes”
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Big Brother (Clement2022) 09-Jan-21 12:33 AM
"How do you know that without an investigation?"
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Sen. Empharius 09-Jan-21 12:33 AM
“Chara never even faught a battle”
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character-confusion 09-Jan-21 12:33 AM
(mfw switching pronouns for chara every 2 sentences)
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Big Brother (Clement2022) 09-Jan-21 12:33 AM
"I don't want to charge an innocent person "
"However I think everyone deserves to be investigated and tried"
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Sen. Empharius 09-Jan-21 12:33 AM
“Chara stayed in their capital the entire war until surrendering”
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character-confusion 09-Jan-21 12:33 AM
"As do I."
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Sen. Empharius 09-Jan-21 12:34 AM
“There will be an investigation, but death will be off the table”
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character-confusion 09-Jan-21 12:34 AM
"But we also think, unlike you, that our citizens are entitled to thei rhuman rights."
"No matter where they go."
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Big Brother (Clement2022) 09-Jan-21 12:34 AM
//wait Patrium does not of an extradition treaty with France?
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character-confusion 09-Jan-21 12:35 AM
(i assume we do)
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Big Brother (Clement2022) 09-Jan-21 12:35 AM
"I guarantee that Chara will not be charged with capital punishment."
"Does that satisfy you?"
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Sen. Empharius 09-Jan-21 12:35 AM
“And I will make sure of that”
“By making the extradition treaty specifically ban it”
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character-confusion 09-Jan-21 12:36 AM
"Yes, Empharius had said this before."
"And I told him I would take it back to my government."
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Big Brother (Clement2022) 09-Jan-21 12:37 AM
?
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character-confusion 09-Jan-21 12:38 AM
"I will ask my government if they will accept these terms."
"As well as the others Empharius mentioned."
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Dr. Kris Lawrence 09-Jan-21 01:17 AM
(fuck it, I character retcon Chara, they are genderfluid now troll)
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Sen. Empharius 09-Jan-21 01:35 AM
(Based)
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Your Friend Tamara 09-Jan-21 08:43 PM
I stand overlooking my weapons factory as it is built
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cbass 09-Jan-21 08:43 PM
//wooooow
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Your Friend Tamara 09-Jan-21 08:44 PM
//wow what?
//@cbass have you any objections to the joint PPL and FSL arms factory?
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Your Friend Tamara 09-Jan-21 08:46 PM
//troll
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Sen. James Durham 09-Jan-21 08:54 PM
//gh
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cbass 09-Jan-21 08:56 PM
Picks up her phone and rings @Your Friend Tamara
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Your Friend Tamara 09-Jan-21 08:57 PM
picks up flip phone
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cbass 09-Jan-21 08:57 PM
"Hello Senator."
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Your Friend Tamara 09-Jan-21 08:57 PM
"Hello, Priestess..."
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cbass 09-Jan-21 08:58 PM
"That's High Priestess. Anywho, I hear you've opened an arms factory?"
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Your Friend Tamara 09-Jan-21 08:59 PM
"Indeed..."
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cbass 09-Jan-21 09:00 PM
"May I pay a visit?"
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Your Friend Tamara 09-Jan-21 09:01 PM
"It is a bit noisy due to construction at the moment, but if you wish, I do not see an issue with it."
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cbass 09-Jan-21 09:02 PM
"Thank you."
//time skip
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Your Friend Tamara 09-Jan-21 09:02 PM
//it is being fitted with machinery rn.
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Dieselkeough 09-Jan-21 09:02 PM
//like they just bougght it
//production wont start for a lil while
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cbass 09-Jan-21 09:02 PM
The Senator drives up to the factory and waits for the gate to open.
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Your Friend Tamara 09-Jan-21 09:03 PM
A worker opens the gate
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cbass 09-Jan-21 09:04 PM
Hugo drives up and parks next to the car she presumes to be Dushar's
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Your Friend Tamara 09-Jan-21 09:05 PM
//my car, built in 2002, barely runs
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cbass 09-Jan-21 09:05 PM
// 🤢
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Your Friend Tamara 09-Jan-21 09:05 PM
//troll
//I legit have that car irl entj
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cbass 09-Jan-21 09:06 PM
//how do you fuck up a car that bad
//it's not that hard to take care of em
//my car is a year newer than that and runs damn near perfect
//my last car was 4 years older and ran well enough for 130k miles
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Your Friend Tamara 09-Jan-21 09:06 PM
//one of the wheels wobbles, making it hard to control over bumps
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cbass 09-Jan-21 09:07 PM
//bruh
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Your Friend Tamara 09-Jan-21 09:07 PM
//one word. Salt water.
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cbass 09-Jan-21 09:07 PM
//how tf did u
//wha
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Your Friend Tamara 09-Jan-21 09:07 PM
//I live on the ocean
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cbass 09-Jan-21 09:07 PM
//i'm sorry for your loss
//freshwater gang rise up
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Your Friend Tamara 09-Jan-21 09:07 PM
//it is 1/2 mile from my house
//nothing grows here due to how much salt there is...
//well, not nothing, but odd trees.
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cbass 09-Jan-21 09:08 PM
Hugo gets out of the car and while walking, looks at Dushar's car in disgust, and then heads to the front door, knocking twice.
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Your Friend Tamara 09-Jan-21 09:09 PM
It is opened already due to the workers carrying stuff in and out
I greet you at the door
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cbass 09-Jan-21 09:14 PM
"Hello Senator Dushar"
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Your Friend Tamara 09-Jan-21 09:15 PM
"Hello, Hugo, please do come in." I gesture inside
all around workers are assembling an assembly line
"It is quite loud!" I yell, "perhaps we should go into my office."
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cbass 09-Jan-21 09:18 PM
Hugo, deciding not to speak, just nods and gestures forward to make room for Dushar to go to their office.
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Your Friend Tamara 09-Jan-21 09:19 PM
I pull out a chair for Hugo on the opposite side of my desk. Behind me through a window can be seen the factory being fitted with various equipment
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cbass 09-Jan-21 09:21 PM
Hugo sits, then looks at Dushar and says, "Thank you for having me, Senator."
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Your Friend Tamara 09-Jan-21 09:23 PM
"It is a pleasure. Would you like some tea?"
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cbass 09-Jan-21 09:24 PM
"Of course! Green tea would be best, if you have it, but if not, I'll take anything you've got."
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Your Friend Tamara 09-Jan-21 09:25 PM
"All I have got is Indian Black Tea. It is pretty strong, will this work?"
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cbass 09-Jan-21 09:26 PM
"Yes, that's fine."
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Your Friend Tamara 09-Jan-21 09:28 PM
I begin making the tea in a coffee machine. (you can do this from my experience)
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cbass 09-Jan-21 09:29 PM
Hugo frowns at Dushar's methods, but says nothing.
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Your Friend Tamara 09-Jan-21 09:30 PM
"So..how has your day been going?"
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cbass 09-Jan-21 09:32 PM
"It's been good," Hugo says, curtly, offering no more information. *After a short pause, she sighs, then says, "I'll get to the point. I only come seeking information. What do you plan on producing here?"
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Sen. Empharius 09-Jan-21 09:33 PM
“Why do you ask?”
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Your Friend Tamara 09-Jan-21 09:34 PM
"We plan on producing small arms. Rifles from the 60's and so forth..."
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cbass 09-Jan-21 09:34 PM
"The 60s? Why the 60s?"
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Sen. Empharius 09-Jan-21 09:34 PM
“That does seem silly”
“Modern rifles would be better”
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cbass 09-Jan-21 09:35 PM
"At least the 90s."
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Sen. Cassandra Balistic 09-Jan-21 09:35 PM
Cassandra walks down from her office in the factory.
"Ah, Hugo, welcome"
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cbass 09-Jan-21 09:36 PM
"Hello Cassandra, how're ya now?"
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Sen. Cassandra Balistic 09-Jan-21 09:36 PM
"Good, good, so what brings you to our factory?"
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cbass 09-Jan-21 09:37 PM
"As I said to your colleague Dushar, just information."
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Sen. Empharius 09-Jan-21 09:37 PM
“Hmm”
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cbass 09-Jan-21 09:37 PM
"They were telling me about your production of 60s rifles."
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Sen. Cassandra Balistic 09-Jan-21 09:37 PM
"60s rifles?"
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Sen. Empharius 09-Jan-21 09:37 PM
“That seems silly”
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cbass 09-Jan-21 09:37 PM
"Well that's what I said, yeah"
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Sen. Empharius 09-Jan-21 09:37 PM
“Why make guns from the 60’s?”
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Sen. Cassandra Balistic 09-Jan-21 09:38 PM
"We should have more than enough to make modern arms."
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Sen. Empharius 09-Jan-21 09:38 PM
grumbling “you certainty spent more then enough”
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cbass 09-Jan-21 09:38 PM
"Well yes, that was my thinking. Or the 90s at least."
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Your Friend Tamara 09-Jan-21 09:38 PM
//I was lying, idk why...
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Sen. Cassandra Balistic 09-Jan-21 09:39 PM
"Ah calm Empharius, we'll make it up in no time"
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cbass 09-Jan-21 09:39 PM
//certified bruh moment
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Your Friend Tamara 09-Jan-21 09:39 PM
//troll
I nudge Empharius, trying to communicate ig
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Sen. Cassandra Balistic 09-Jan-21 09:40 PM
//your character is like 80 right
//just blame it on old age
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Sen. Empharius 09-Jan-21 09:40 PM
continues to grumble
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Your Friend Tamara 09-Jan-21 09:41 PM
"Sorry, my old age must have gotten the best of me..."
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cbass 09-Jan-21 09:42 PM
// bruh_stare
//actually
bruh_stare
//ic entj
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Your Friend Tamara 09-Jan-21 09:42 PM
"If you really must know, we plan to make various Main Battle rifles."
"We plan to try and make cost efficient weapons..."
"Unlike the orphanage, we must make a profit."
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cbass 09-Jan-21 09:43 PM
"Interesting. How do you plan on making them....'cost efficient'?"
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Your Friend Tamara 09-Jan-21 09:44 PM
"Building rifles that are effective and cheap. You could build the fanciest gun, but if you face an enemy in combat it will not make much of a difference..."
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cbass 09-Jan-21 09:45 PM
"Yeah, cost efficient would mean effective and cheap."
"But how do you meet those two expectation?"
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Your Friend Tamara 09-Jan-21 09:46 PM
"How do you think? Producing weapons that offer high performance at low costs."
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Sen. Cassandra Balistic 09-Jan-21 09:46 PM
"The material we source to make the guns will be cheap but still of quality, we will employ machinery to make the process much quicker." (edited)
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cbass 09-Jan-21 09:46 PM
"Yes but...you're not seeing my point. Will you produce weapons that are already known and used, or will you produce weapons of your own design?"
"How will you produce them?"
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Sen. Cassandra Balistic 09-Jan-21 09:47 PM
"We have blueprints, as well as experienced Gunsmiths hired."
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Your Friend Tamara 09-Jan-21 09:47 PM
"We will use foreign designs. Maybe we will make one of our own one day."
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cbass 09-Jan-21 09:48 PM
"And how will you produce them?"
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Your Friend Tamara 09-Jan-21 09:48 PM
"With this machinery of course!" I gesture to the factory floor
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cbass 09-Jan-21 09:50 PM
"Thank you."
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Sen. Cassandra Balistic 09-Jan-21 09:51 PM
"We already have quite a few workers working on it, we expect our labor force to soon expand even more as we will no doubt have volunteers from the party."
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Your Friend Tamara 09-Jan-21 09:51 PM
The tea is done. "Do you want sugar? I do not have milk, as I never find it much of an improvement..."
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cbass 09-Jan-21 09:57 PM
"Sugar is fine, thank you."
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Your Friend Tamara 09-Jan-21 09:59 PM
I add the sugar
"We have put in a significant financial investment of 900 thousand dollars. If anything goes wrong, we will likely be in trouble..."
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cbass 09-Jan-21 10:01 PM
"Jesus..." Hugo says, with a sigh, and then a small smile.
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Your Friend Tamara 09-Jan-21 10:03 PM
"We will likely be out of debt in 2 months. 3 if we are unlucky..."
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Kingston 09-Jan-21 10:07 PM
//seems kinda capitalist to me
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cbass 09-Jan-21 10:10 PM
"Terribly traitorous to the left-wing ideology, I reckon."
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Sen. Empharius 09-Jan-21 10:11 PM
“That’s what I said”
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cbass 09-Jan-21 10:12 PM
"Sure is a shame this pseudo leftist is running your party into the ground..."
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Sen. Empharius 09-Jan-21 10:12 PM
“Says the Platoist”
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cbass 09-Jan-21 10:13 PM
"Can't call me that, I don't know what it means."
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Sen. Empharius 09-Jan-21 10:13 PM
“A supporter of Platonic political philosophy”
“Philosopher kings and such”
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cbass 09-Jan-21 10:13 PM
"No shit"
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Sen. Empharius 09-Jan-21 10:14 PM
“Banning poetry so people can do philosophy more”
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cbass 09-Jan-21 10:14 PM
"I see nothing wrong with that."
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Sen. Empharius 09-Jan-21 10:14 PM
(Lmao)
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cbass 09-Jan-21 10:15 PM
"Poetry is largely unpleasant, save for music"
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Sen. Empharius 09-Jan-21 10:17 PM
“He also bans most forms of music, saw for one specific instrument that I do not remember the name of”
“He thought it made people tell lies”
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cbass 09-Jan-21 10:17 PM
"Lyre?"
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Sen. Empharius 09-Jan-21 10:17 PM
“I don’t remember”
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cbass 09-Jan-21 10:17 PM
"C'est la vie"
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Sen. James Durham 10-Jan-21 02:21 AM
//mfw they're making rifles and calling them Main Battle rifles
//bitch call them battle rifles
//they're not tanks
// >:(
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Dr. Kris Lawrence 10-Jan-21 02:23 AM
(ifkr)
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Sen. James Durham 10-Jan-21 02:23 AM
// also what fucking rifle from the 60s
//there are no genuine popular ones besides like the famas from that decade
//smh smh
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Dr. Kris Lawrence 10-Jan-21 02:27 AM
(I checked, no battle rifle, but 2 automatic ones: the M16 and the chinese Type 68) (edited)
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Sen. James Durham 10-Jan-21 02:29 AM
//true true
// except the armalite ar-15 was developed in the 50s iirc
//yeah it was
//wikipedia: Designed 1956
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Deleted User 13-Jan-21 08:38 PM
"Distinguished Tribunes, which clauses caused the most issue with the LAA?"
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character-confusion 13-Jan-21 08:38 PM
"Which clause?"
"Which clause?"
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Deleted User 13-Jan-21 08:38 PM
chad
"Yes."
"Do you support treason?"
"Hmmmmm"
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character-confusion 13-Jan-21 08:39 PM
"You write a bill to criminalize dissent, throw anyone who speaks against you in jail, and take away their livelihood, and you ask me which part."
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Deleted User 13-Jan-21 08:39 PM
"against me, there was no mention of me in the bill, nor would I even head the commission."
"It deals with treason."
"To quote the infamous Lieutenant Neera 'treason is not a political opinion.'"
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character-confusion 13-Jan-21 08:40 PM
"The senate, not you in particular, Buccio."
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Deleted User 13-Jan-21 08:41 PM
"President Taylor has oversight of the committee"
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character-confusion 13-Jan-21 08:41 PM
"Though I know this was your brainchild."
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Deleted User 13-Jan-21 08:41 PM
"It was done in collaboration with many other Senators, given it passed with a majority of nearly 4 to 1"
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character-confusion 13-Jan-21 08:41 PM
"President Taylor loses that authority the moment the committee is created."
"And this has nothing to do wiht him."
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Deleted User 13-Jan-21 08:41 PM
"How so?"
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character-confusion 13-Jan-21 08:41 PM
"I wouldn't trust him with that power any more than I would trust the senate, or the court system."
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Deleted User 13-Jan-21 08:41 PM
"He vetoed the bill due to your cabal telling him to do so"
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character-confusion 13-Jan-21 08:41 PM
"You cannot criminalize opinion."
"Cabal?"
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Deleted User 13-Jan-21 08:42 PM
"Treason is not an opinion"
"Treason is a crime"
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character-confusion 13-Jan-21 08:42 PM
"We're lawyers tasked with defending the rights of Patrians."
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Deleted User 13-Jan-21 08:42 PM
"Which this cabal does not see as an issue"
"When you allow treason to spread it jeopardizes the right to live, through war and terrorism"
"Which this cabal of yours does not care about"
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character-confusion 13-Jan-21 08:43 PM
Scoffs. "Your definition of 'treason' would allow the governemnt to imprison virtually anyone who speaks out against them."
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Deleted User 13-Jan-21 08:43 PM
"Yes."
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character-confusion 13-Jan-21 08:43 PM
"Under the guise of '''national security'''."
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Deleted User 13-Jan-21 08:43 PM
"But not in this bill"
"This bill is specific"
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character-confusion 13-Jan-21 08:43 PM
"This bill criminalizes speech."
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Deleted User 13-Jan-21 08:43 PM
"Public support of the rebellious side of the Patrian Civil War will be made illegal with the passage of this act and be classified as treason, as the threat of a second rebellion is ever present and we must take steps to avoid it. "
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character-confusion 13-Jan-21 08:43 PM
"Are we a dictatorship now?"
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Deleted User 13-Jan-21 08:43 PM
"Support of a rebel rivivalist movement, comprising the same or similar ideals of the first rebellion, publicly, shall also be classified as treason."
"Public support of rebellion is treason, not free speech"
"If we allow neo rebels to speak out, it will lead to violence"
"Especially given the events in Jazira"
"Stability is more important now than ever"
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character-confusion 13-Jan-21 08:44 PM
"How do you determine 'support'? Your broad definition lets you catagorize virtually anyone as a 'neorebel.'"
"Does anyone who speaks positively about anything about the war suddenly get thrown in prison?"
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Deleted User 13-Jan-21 08:45 PM
"If we were to narrow it down, would a second version of the bill be supported by the cabal?"
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character-confusion 13-Jan-21 08:45 PM
"Will I be jailed if I deliver a eulogy at a family members' funeral?"
Avatar character-confusion "Are we a dictatorship now?"
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parm 13-Jan-21 08:45 PM
//dictatorship of the proletariat troll
//Patrium has free healthcare so we're communist
//entj
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Deleted User 13-Jan-21 08:45 PM
"Of course not, unless you advocated for the second secession of New Porto"
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LETSFUCKINGGOOOOOOO 1
"In that case you would be"
"For clear cut reasons"
"If you went, 'My father, Penis McDucktard, was a great man, who lived a great life... AND NEW PORTO WILL RISE AGAIN AS A FREE NATION...', we would have an issue."
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character-confusion 13-Jan-21 08:46 PM
"That's anything but clear-cut."
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Sen. James Durham 13-Jan-21 08:46 PM
//clear cut mccarthyism I was forced into supporting for pure support of the military (edited)
// :(
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character-confusion 13-Jan-21 08:47 PM
"Laws like this have been passed around the world, and each and every time they lead to a rise in government authority, suppression of dissent, and disappearing of freedoms."
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Deleted User 13-Jan-21 08:47 PM
"So we crack down more"
"Does my example not have a clear issue of national security in it"
"Or does the cabal support the New Porto secessionists"
chad 1
"Because thats what you sound like"
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character-confusion 13-Jan-21 08:48 PM
"Suceeding from the government is already a crime, Senator."
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Sen. James Durham 13-Jan-21 08:48 PM
// R-Anon ghghghgh
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Deleted User 13-Jan-21 08:48 PM
"So why not avocation for it?"
"Stop the spread before it gets worse"
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character-confusion 13-Jan-21 08:50 PM
"That is not our job. In fact, it is directly contrary to it."
"As I've said before, and will continue to say, speech is not a crime."
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Deleted User 13-Jan-21 08:51 PM
"Treason is a crime"
"You do not care for our men in the military clearly, and you will bring about our doom!"
"You wish for a second secession!"
"THIS CABAL IS ACCOUNTABLE TO NO ONE!"
"WE DEMAND JUSTICE BE SERVED FOR THOSE WHO HOPE FOR THIS NATIONS DOWNFALL!"
"WE MUST NOT HAVE A SECOND CIVIL WAR!"
"This cabal wants another war"
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Sen. James Durham 13-Jan-21 08:53 PM
// wew
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Deleted User 13-Jan-21 08:54 PM
"Clearly"
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Sen. James Durham 13-Jan-21 08:54 PM
// le sol
// a n g e r y
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Deleted User 13-Jan-21 08:54 PM
"There is no other way to see it..."
"They hate Taylor"
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cbass 13-Jan-21 08:54 PM
//wtf is happening lmao
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Deleted User 13-Jan-21 08:54 PM
"They hate Patrium"
"They hate our military"
"And they hate our citizens"
"It is so clear"
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cbass 13-Jan-21 08:54 PM
//this feels built up
//you okay bud?
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Deleted User 13-Jan-21 08:55 PM
"These elites behind the scenes to not care for our nation, they only care for serving their global allies, to become rich!"
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someguyinshorts 13-Jan-21 08:55 PM
“Despite the er, misconception that we would advocate for such a bill, I think I speak as a loyalist veteran and active law enforcement that such a bill would be such a hassle. We only have so many resources to spend on calls of “advocation for succession” that’d we’d appreciate going to other efforts.” (edited)
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Deleted User 13-Jan-21 08:55 PM
//ye im having fun
"Well you are inclined to that opinion Captain, AS IT IS NOT TREASONOUS!"
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cbass 13-Jan-21 08:55 PM
//lmaooo
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Deleted User 13-Jan-21 08:55 PM
"JUST LOOK AT WHO DESIGNED THIS CABAL HMMMM"
"THE SNAKE MEGA HIMSELF"
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"AND HIS SEED HAS SPRUNG UP!"
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character-confusion 13-Jan-21 08:56 PM
(billy wanted to talk to the human rights tribunal about the bill)
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Deleted User 13-Jan-21 08:56 PM
"ADVOCATING FOR AND BEING COMPLICIT IN THE START OF A SECOND REBELLION"
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cbass 13-Jan-21 08:56 PM
//oy vey
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character-confusion 13-Jan-21 08:56 PM
"Are you quite done yet, senator?"
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Deleted User 13-Jan-21 08:56 PM
"There is nothing more to say here, your priorities do not align with the best future for our nation"
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someguyinshorts 13-Jan-21 08:56 PM
“Oh, you people, always on the opinions of such blah blah. It is actions! Friend, not words that I care about.”
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Deleted User 13-Jan-21 08:56 PM
"Goodbye"
leaves
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character-confusion 13-Jan-21 08:57 PM
Sighs deeply.
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someguyinshorts 13-Jan-21 08:58 PM
sighs slightly less deep “You know, their heart is in the right place, they just go about it the wrong way.”
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Deleted User 13-Jan-21 08:58 PM
//true true
//but mega making the cabal couldnt be better for me
//i have a casus belli against their existance
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parm 13-Jan-21 08:59 PM
//i just read kurt vonnegut for an english assignment entj
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Deleted User 13-Jan-21 08:59 PM
//wait was it mega or the ibrahim dude
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parm 13-Jan-21 08:59 PM
//ibrahim wrote the bill
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Deleted User 13-Jan-21 08:59 PM
//fuck
//does ibrahim harbor rebel sympathies
// entj
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parm 13-Jan-21 08:59 PM
//idk he wants christian-muslim unity
//so 👀
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Deleted User 13-Jan-21 09:00 PM
//i gotta see who cosigned that bill
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parm 13-Jan-21 09:00 PM
//well mega passed it
//but ibrahim wrote it originally
//or is it the other way around
//cant remember
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Deleted User 13-Jan-21 09:01 PM
//LETS GOOOO
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parm 13-Jan-21 09:01 PM
//nvm it was written by mega
//but passed by ibrahim
//so you can scapegoat mega 😔
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cbass 13-Jan-21 09:01 PM
//lol
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Deleted User 13-Jan-21 09:01 PM
//lets goo even more traitors
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cbass 13-Jan-21 09:01 PM
//that was chara
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Deleted User 13-Jan-21 09:01 PM
//chara led the rebellion
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cbass 13-Jan-21 09:02 PM
//also are you scapegoating yourself??
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Deleted User 13-Jan-21 09:02 PM
//yeah
//1000000 based
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cbass 13-Jan-21 09:02 PM
//lol
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parm 13-Jan-21 09:02 PM
//billy scapegoating his own character entj
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cbass 13-Jan-21 09:02 PM
//why didn't you highlight jeb?
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Deleted User 13-Jan-21 09:02 PM
//this is actually perfect
//was jeb involved in the civil war?
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cbass 13-Jan-21 09:02 PM
// 🤷‍♀️
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Sen. Empharius 13-Jan-21 09:11 PM
“The rebels should have won”
“I don’t care if you consider that treasonous, it’s a damn fact”
“Patrium would be a better place”
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parm 13-Jan-21 09:12 PM
//PPL when they find another opportunity to destroy their optics: LETSFUCKINGGOOOOOOO
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Deleted User 13-Jan-21 09:12 PM
//lmao
//im going full on purge rn
//this is so fun
//this is why i cant do a 2 week run
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Sen. Empharius 13-Jan-21 09:42 PM
(Imagine having optics lmao)
(And besides, you can’t say I’m wrong)
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parm 13-Jan-21 09:42 PM
//true
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Sebastian Matthews 14-Jan-21 08:34 AM
// What bill is this
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cbass 20-Jan-21 01:44 PM
Senator Hugo is sitting at her table in the corner of the tea shop, reading a book.
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character-confusion 20-Jan-21 01:45 PM
Character enters the shop and sees Hugo.
She takes a seat.
“Well, I was going to eat in the senate courtyard, but the entirety of the PPL leadership seems to be involved in a pissing contest.”
troll 1
“So this will have to do.”
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cbass 20-Jan-21 01:46 PM
"Nothing new then."
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character-confusion 20-Jan-21 01:46 PM
“Of course.”
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cbass 20-Jan-21 01:46 PM
"To be fair, I didn't see Dushar when I went by."
"So it's not the whole leadership"
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character-confusion 20-Jan-21 01:47 PM
“Right...his party will simply collapse our from underneath him.”
Character chuckles to herself. “Their left unity was always an endeavor doomed for failure.”
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parm 20-Jan-21 01:48 PM
Walks in "Hey Vicky, can I have a boba?"
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cbass 20-Jan-21 01:48 PM
"Especially when they decided to have a 'troika'"
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cbass 20-Jan-21 01:48 PM
"Do I look like a cashier?"
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parm 20-Jan-21 01:48 PM
😔
//damn really getting the suburban white mom feel
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cbass 20-Jan-21 01:48 PM
//always
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parm 20-Jan-21 01:49 PM
Walks to cashier and buys boba tea while being embarrassed
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character-confusion 20-Jan-21 01:49 PM
“Well, you do own the place, you could pick up an apron every one in a while.”
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cbass 20-Jan-21 01:50 PM
"I spend enough money here, I don't need to spend my time on the place too."
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character-confusion 20-Jan-21 01:51 PM
“And here I thought you were a leftist...”
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parm 20-Jan-21 01:51 PM
Sits himself at the oppostie of the table
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cbass 20-Jan-21 01:52 PM
"I'm a jackass first and a leftist....I dunno, 3rd or 4th."
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character-confusion 20-Jan-21 01:52 PM
“Yeah, I can tell.”
“Speaking of...how’s that corruption investigation going?”
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cbass 20-Jan-21 01:53 PM
Does the suburban white passive aggressive smile
"Fine."
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parm 20-Jan-21 01:54 PM
Sips boba tea, but chokes on one of the beads for a second
"whugh"
😢 "I miss Kuwasi"
"He was a good lad"
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character-confusion 20-Jan-21 01:55 PM
“Who?”
“And that wasn’t rhetorical, Victoria, I’m curious.”
Avatar character-confusion “Who?”
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parm 20-Jan-21 01:56 PM
"You know, the senator who commited suicide last night"
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cbass 20-Jan-21 01:56 PM
"Bleu called for me earlier, that's why I'm here, actually. Made up some b.s. about a family emergency and then sat myself down here."
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character-confusion 20-Jan-21 01:57 PM
“Oh, right. The one who was here for a week.”
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parm 20-Jan-21 01:57 PM
"yea"
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character-confusion 20-Jan-21 01:57 PM
Character raises her eyebrows skeptically. “I don’t think avoiding the investigation is he way to go here.”
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parm 20-Jan-21 01:58 PM
"Ugh, the world of politics was too much for the lad"
"He got roped into osme corruption scandal as soon as he became a Senator"
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cbass 20-Jan-21 01:58 PM
"No, but I'd have ended up doing something illegal if I'd gone. One must approach conflict calmly."
entj 1
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parm 20-Jan-21 01:58 PM
"He didn't live through it..."
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character-confusion 20-Jan-21 01:58 PM
“Approach conflict calmly? You don’t seem the type.”
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parm 20-Jan-21 01:59 PM
😏
"yea"
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cbass 20-Jan-21 01:59 PM
"It's the new wave! ...Or something."
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character-confusion 20-Jan-21 02:01 PM
“Why did you decide to join yet another party, anyway? Especially one so clearly made by someone...unhinged.
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cbass 20-Jan-21 02:01 PM
"I didn't know he'd....do that."
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character-confusion 20-Jan-21 02:07 PM
“Uh huh.”
“You’re not a very good judge of character.”
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cbass 20-Jan-21 02:07 PM
"You're just now figuring this out?"
"Anywho, I'll be going." She stands up, takes her book and her tea, goes into the back and out of the exit, driving back to the Senate Hall.
// @character-confusion and @parm sitting silently in my tea shop entj
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parm 20-Jan-21 02:15 PM
//😏
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character-confusion 20-Jan-21 02:17 PM
“Well, Singh...I have to question your judgement, too.”
“But I suppose you’re new.”
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parm 20-Jan-21 02:18 PM
"Whugh, I knew Kuwasi from before"
"Didn't think politics was gonna be this hard on him"
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character-confusion 20-Jan-21 02:22 PM
“Yeah. It tends to do that.”
“I guess that’s why there’s such a high...turnover rate for senators.”
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Senator Michelle Evans 20-Jan-21 02:23 PM
(troll)
troll 2
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Opossumod 27-Feb-21 05:08 PM
"reyna seems to be a bit busy at the moment"
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Dr. Kris Lawrence 27-Feb-21 05:09 PM
"I do heard something about tech, and that a Foxconn executive is here"
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Opossumod 27-Feb-21 05:09 PM
"oh hmm"
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Dr. Kris Lawrence 27-Feb-21 05:09 PM
"I think I could offer some... assistance"
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Opossumod 27-Feb-21 05:09 PM
"wait what?"
"sorry a fox?"
"in the senate building?"
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Dr. Kris Lawrence 27-Feb-21 05:10 PM
"Foxconn, the company actually responsible for making the iPhone"
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Opossumod 27-Feb-21 05:10 PM
"ah I phone I know that"
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Dr. Kris Lawrence 27-Feb-21 05:11 PM
"And I do recognize him, I remember seeing him at CES way back when I was working at AMD"
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Opossumod 27-Feb-21 05:11 PM
"alright but what do they have to do with the fox in the senate hall?"
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Dr. Kris Lawrence 27-Feb-21 05:11 PM
facepalm
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Opossumod 27-Feb-21 05:11 PM
rubs head
"this is all very strange"
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cbass 27-Feb-21 05:12 PM
// entj
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Dr. Kris Lawrence 27-Feb-21 05:12 PM
inside Kris's head "I have only gotten the position for 2 days and I already know why Frisk quit and Chara starts a rebellion"
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Opossumod 27-Feb-21 05:13 PM
"you look kind of like a dog"
"of the hot variety"
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Dr. Kris Lawrence 27-Feb-21 05:13 PM
"don't"
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Opossumod 27-Feb-21 05:13 PM
"is that normal?"
"you speak like a hot dog would"
"if it was a senator"
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Dr. Kris Lawrence 27-Feb-21 05:14 PM
"how in the fuck?"
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Opossumod 27-Feb-21 05:14 PM
"ha ha ha"
"hahahaha"
"that's funny"
"alright you can go inside hot dog man"
starts to walk back to office
stumbles and falls hitting the floor
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cbass 27-Feb-21 05:15 PM
//homie is WASTED
troll 2
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jumble 27-Feb-21 05:15 PM
Sen. James Durham walks into the building
"What in the good Lord's name is happening here?"
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Opossumod 27-Feb-21 05:16 PM
"lord?"
"Are you here for me?"
"haha"
"hehe"
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jumble 27-Feb-21 05:16 PM
"He's not here for you yet, now let's set you down somewhere a little better than the cold floor."
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Kermit the C_L_A_M 27-Feb-21 05:16 PM
//wtf is happening
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jumble 27-Feb-21 05:17 PM
I try to lift Opossum up
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Opossumod 27-Feb-21 05:17 PM
"oooof"
"My office"
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Kermit the C_L_A_M 27-Feb-21 05:17 PM
"cum"
//this is canon (edited)
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jumble 27-Feb-21 05:18 PM
"Okay, let's get you to your office."
"You don't have any more of that stuff on you, right?"
I start trying to walk Opossum to his office
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Opossumod 27-Feb-21 05:19 PM
"mmm"
"in office"
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cbass 27-Feb-21 05:19 PM
//possum's character is wasted
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cbass 27-Feb-21 05:19 PM
//charcter's name is david something
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jumble 27-Feb-21 05:20 PM
//is possum )))
"We're almost there now, and I need you to promise me something."
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Opossumod 27-Feb-21 05:21 PM
"mm?"
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Opossumod 27-Feb-21 05:21 PM
(david rovics)
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jumble 27-Feb-21 05:21 PM
"You don't have anymore alcohol in there, right?"
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Opossumod 27-Feb-21 05:21 PM
"alcohol and drugs baby"
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Kermit the C_L_A_M 27-Feb-21 05:22 PM
//based
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Opossumod 27-Feb-21 05:22 PM
smiles wide (edited)
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jumble 27-Feb-21 05:22 PM
"Well, maybe your office isn't the best place for you then."
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Kermit the C_L_A_M 27-Feb-21 05:23 PM
"i got more alchohol in my office if you want it" (troll )
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Dr. Kris Lawrence 27-Feb-21 05:23 PM
sigh "Why do you drink and do drugs in office hours?"
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jumble 27-Feb-21 05:23 PM
"I haven't the foggiest of clues, Doctor."
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Kermit the C_L_A_M 27-Feb-21 05:24 PM
"I have very little paperwork to do so why not"
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Opossumod 27-Feb-21 05:24 PM
"NO OFFICE NOW"
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jumble 27-Feb-21 05:24 PM
"Are you sure?"
"We could always take you to my office."
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Opossumod 27-Feb-21 05:25 PM
"ooooh a flirt"
;)
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jumble 27-Feb-21 05:25 PM
"That's not what I mean, and you know it."
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Opossumod 27-Feb-21 05:25 PM
"hahaha"
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jumble 27-Feb-21 05:25 PM
"I just don't think your office is the best place for you if it's filled with drugs and other substances."
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Opossumod 27-Feb-21 05:25 PM
"mmm drugs"
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Dr. Kris Lawrence 27-Feb-21 05:25 PM
whisper "This is a massive fucking mess"
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Opossumod 27-Feb-21 05:25 PM
"in the office"
"alright no office"
"I'll drive home"
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cbass 27-Feb-21 05:26 PM
//entj (edited)
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jumble 27-Feb-21 05:26 PM
whisper "Can you call somebody?"
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jumble 27-Feb-21 05:26 PM
"I don't think that's the best idea" (edited)
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Opossumod 27-Feb-21 05:26 PM
"oh I know you"
"you're the farmer senator"
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Dr. Kris Lawrence 27-Feb-21 05:27 PM
whisper "How about you drive him home, it's best for you to do that"
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jumble 27-Feb-21 05:27 PM
whisper "You know exactly how he'll react if I offer that."
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Opossumod 27-Feb-21 05:27 PM
"loved to farm"
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jumble 27-Feb-21 05:27 PM
"Veteran and Farmer advocate, yes."
"I served and farmed, both are noble occupations."
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Opossumod 27-Feb-21 05:27 PM
"a veteran farmer"
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Dr. Kris Lawrence 27-Feb-21 05:28 PM
"Now excuse me, I'm gonna be actually productive and go in there" point at the Minister's office
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jumble 27-Feb-21 05:28 PM
"You can't just leave him with me, cmon!"
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Opossumod 27-Feb-21 05:28 PM
"YEA YOU RUN"
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jumble 27-Feb-21 05:28 PM
"Gh."
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cbass 27-Feb-21 05:28 PM
// gigachad
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Kermit the C_L_A_M 27-Feb-21 05:28 PM
"i have no work to do i can drive possum home if you want" (chad )
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jumble 27-Feb-21 05:28 PM
"I feel like you'd just give him half a dozen other drugs too."
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Opossumod 27-Feb-21 05:28 PM
"ooh sorry sir I'm already taken"
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Kermit the C_L_A_M 27-Feb-21 05:29 PM
"no, no, hes too intoxicated even for me"
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Opossumod 27-Feb-21 05:29 PM
puts arm around jumble
chad 2
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jumble 27-Feb-21 05:29 PM
I sigh
"Just take him."
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cbass 27-Feb-21 05:29 PM
//this is the funniest rp session i've ever seen
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jumble 27-Feb-21 05:29 PM
I hand him over to Gracchus
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Kermit the C_L_A_M 27-Feb-21 05:29 PM
//idk why im chuckling at this so much
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Opossumod 27-Feb-21 05:29 PM
"take me gracchus"
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jumble 27-Feb-21 05:29 PM
// it's great
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Opossumod 27-Feb-21 05:29 PM
owo
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jumble 27-Feb-21 05:29 PM
entj
(canon face)
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Opossumod 27-Feb-21 05:29 PM
walks to gracchus
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cbass 27-Feb-21 05:29 PM
//this clocks in with the gay terrorists
lolface 1
//ep. 1^
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Opossumod 27-Feb-21 05:29 PM
falls and hits the floor
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jumble 27-Feb-21 05:30 PM
// gay terrorists were great
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Kermit the C_L_A_M 27-Feb-21 05:30 PM
helps him up
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jumble 27-Feb-21 05:30 PM
// the 1st one was better since it was completely random
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cbass 27-Feb-21 05:30 PM
//definitely
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Kermit the C_L_A_M 27-Feb-21 05:30 PM
"ok big guy, lets get you home"
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Opossumod 27-Feb-21 05:30 PM
nose is bleeding
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Senator Morshu Ferrok 27-Feb-21 05:30 PM
//gay bomb
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cbass 27-Feb-21 05:30 PM
//2nd one was pretty funny tho cause shorts tried chasing them down
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Opossumod 27-Feb-21 05:30 PM
"alright my place then"
"if that's what you want"
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jumble 27-Feb-21 05:30 PM
// yeah lol
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Kermit the C_L_A_M 27-Feb-21 05:30 PM
"uhhh, you want a tissue?"
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Opossumod 27-Feb-21 05:31 PM
"for what?"
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jumble 27-Feb-21 05:31 PM
"Here, I've always got a handkerchief on hand."
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cbass 27-Feb-21 05:31 PM
//check my spotify troll
chad 3
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jumble 27-Feb-21 05:31 PM
Hands Gracchus the handkerchief
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jumble 27-Feb-21 05:31 PM
//mine's just convolk
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cbass 27-Feb-21 05:31 PM
//gimme ur spotify
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Kermit the C_L_A_M 27-Feb-21 05:31 PM
wipes possums face down as if they were a child
wholesum 2
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cbass 27-Feb-21 05:32 PM
//i'm gonna steal some of ur playlists
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jumble 27-Feb-21 05:32 PM
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Dr. Kris Lawrence 27-Feb-21 05:32 PM
//this place is a fucking mess lmao
chad 1
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Kermit the C_L_A_M 27-Feb-21 05:32 PM
// yes and?
chad 2
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cbass 27-Feb-21 05:32 PM
//followed u hehehehe
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jumble 27-Feb-21 05:32 PM
"Just keep it, nevermind. Have a safe drive."
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Opossumod 27-Feb-21 05:32 PM
"Mm thank you daddy"
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Kermit the C_L_A_M 27-Feb-21 05:33 PM
//died at this
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jumble 27-Feb-21 05:33 PM
"Call me if he gets too aggressive or anything, I've got some friends."
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Opossumod 27-Feb-21 05:33 PM
licks gracchus hand
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cbass 27-Feb-21 05:33 PM
//HAHHAHAAHAH
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jumble 27-Feb-21 05:33 PM
"My boys and I didn't get completely removed by those arrests."
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Kermit the C_L_A_M 27-Feb-21 05:33 PM
stares blankly at possum "please dont lick me again" (edited)
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jumble 27-Feb-21 05:33 PM
"You really need to go to rehab."
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Opossumod 27-Feb-21 05:34 PM
(david rovics)
(my name)
"you taste like blood"
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jumble 27-Feb-21 05:34 PM
// you are possum righthandwithgun
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Kermit the C_L_A_M 27-Feb-21 05:34 PM
(didnt know the name thats actually really helpful troll )
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jumble 27-Feb-21 05:34 PM
"Do you not notice the nosebleed you have going on?"
"It's pretty bad, being honest."
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Opossumod 27-Feb-21 05:35 PM
"I have loads more don't worry"
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Kermit the C_L_A_M 27-Feb-21 05:35 PM
//this isnt funny but its also fucking hilarious
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Opossumod 27-Feb-21 05:35 PM
"before we go I need to visit my office"
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jumble 27-Feb-21 05:35 PM
"Interesting choice of words there...."
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Kermit the C_L_A_M 27-Feb-21 05:35 PM
"for what?"
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jumble 27-Feb-21 05:35 PM
// troll
Avatar Kermit the C_L_A_M "for what?"
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jumble 27-Feb-21 05:36 PM
"More drugs, duh."
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Kermit the C_L_A_M 27-Feb-21 05:36 PM
// troll
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cbass 27-Feb-21 05:36 PM
//set ur nickname
//gh
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Kermit the C_L_A_M 27-Feb-21 05:37 PM
// dont chad
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Opossumod 27-Feb-21 05:37 PM
(srry I'm doing something irl as I do this rp)
(Lol)
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Kermit the C_L_A_M 27-Feb-21 05:37 PM
chad
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Opossumod 27-Feb-21 05:37 PM
"no drugssss"
"say no too drugs"
"I have paperwork"
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Kermit the C_L_A_M 27-Feb-21 05:38 PM
"are you sure it cant wait?"
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Opossumod 27-Feb-21 05:38 PM
"time waits for no man"
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Kermit the C_L_A_M 27-Feb-21 05:38 PM
"i dont think youll be doing this paperwork in this condition"
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Opossumod 27-Feb-21 05:38 PM
starts to walk towards office
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jumble 27-Feb-21 05:38 PM
I jog to catch up with him
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Opossumod 27-Feb-21 05:38 PM
"I was just doing paperwork before I left my office"
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Kermit the C_L_A_M 27-Feb-21 05:38 PM
sighs "fine" follows
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Opossumod 27-Feb-21 05:39 PM
"drugs help me stay on the train track"
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jumble 27-Feb-21 05:39 PM
"Hey now mister, no need to go off on your own like that."
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Opossumod 27-Feb-21 05:39 PM
"ooh let's have a little jog"
starts to jog
falls
hits floor
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jumble 27-Feb-21 05:39 PM
I rush over and start to pick him up
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Kermit the C_L_A_M 27-Feb-21 05:39 PM
helps him up "yeah no, no paperwork for you"
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jumble 27-Feb-21 05:39 PM
"I agree."
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Opossumod 27-Feb-21 05:39 PM
"No no"
"paperwork"
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jumble 27-Feb-21 05:40 PM
"How about I get the paperwork for you?"
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Opossumod 27-Feb-21 05:40 PM
spits out blood
"alright you get it"
" it's on the desk"
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Kermit the C_L_A_M 27-Feb-21 05:40 PM
"just go grab his paper work, ill get him to my car"
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Opossumod 27-Feb-21 05:40 PM
spits blood
"it's a bill about debt relief programs"
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cbass 27-Feb-21 05:41 PM
//lmfao david ded
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Opossumod 27-Feb-21 05:41 PM
"Gracchus"
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Kermit the C_L_A_M 27-Feb-21 05:41 PM
"yes?"
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Opossumod 27-Feb-21 05:41 PM
"I have a gift for you'
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Kermit the C_L_A_M 27-Feb-21 05:41 PM
sighs "what is it?"
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Opossumod 27-Feb-21 05:41 PM
spits in to hand
holds up bloody tooth
"my tooooth :)"
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Kermit the C_L_A_M 27-Feb-21 05:42 PM
"okayyy then, lets just get going"
walks david out to gracchus' car (edited)
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Opossumod 27-Feb-21 05:42 PM
"mmm"
goes with
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cbass 27-Feb-21 05:43 PM
//possum is best rp-er
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Opossumod 27-Feb-21 05:43 PM
//I rp meme characters very well
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cbass 27-Feb-21 05:43 PM
//da
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Opossumod 27-Feb-21 05:43 PM
//can't do real ppl tho
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Kermit the C_L_A_M 27-Feb-21 05:43 PM
//gracchus car chad
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Opossumod 27-Feb-21 05:44 PM
"ooh fancy"
"it's like gta"
"grand thenft auto"
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Kermit the C_L_A_M 27-Feb-21 05:44 PM
"is that one of those video games?"
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Opossumod 27-Feb-21 05:45 PM
"vroooom"
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Kermit the C_L_A_M 27-Feb-21 05:45 PM
"nevermind"
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Opossumod 27-Feb-21 05:45 PM
"the kids play it"
"beep boop, playstation"
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Kermit the C_L_A_M 27-Feb-21 05:45 PM
"get in while i wait for the papers"
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jumble 27-Feb-21 05:45 PM
I jog out from the building, several files in hand
"I think these are the ones, they all talk about debt and such."
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Opossumod 27-Feb-21 05:45 PM
(we should do in office rp)
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jumble 27-Feb-21 05:45 PM
// lol
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Kermit the C_L_A_M 27-Feb-21 05:46 PM
// technically you belong in a hospital rn troll
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Opossumod 27-Feb-21 05:46 PM
(tru tru)
"Thank you for the papers sir"
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jumble 27-Feb-21 05:47 PM
"No problem, now we need to get you someplace a little safer."
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Kermit the C_L_A_M 27-Feb-21 05:47 PM
"no no, you dont need to mess with these right now" stops david from taking papers
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Opossumod 27-Feb-21 05:47 PM
turns stone faced
"you will be the last to fall"
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Kermit the C_L_A_M 27-Feb-21 05:48 PM
// should i just call jumble jumble?
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Opossumod 27-Feb-21 05:48 PM
smiles
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jumble 27-Feb-21 05:48 PM
// yeah its whatever
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Opossumod 27-Feb-21 05:48 PM
"haha"
"jokes"
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jumble 27-Feb-21 05:48 PM
// i tried to rebrand as an actual name but everyone still called me jumble lol
troll 1
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Kermit the C_L_A_M 27-Feb-21 05:49 PM
"ok jumble, im starting to think he belongs in a hosptial"
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Opossumod 27-Feb-21 05:49 PM
*reaches for papers *
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Kermit the C_L_A_M 27-Feb-21 05:49 PM
slaps hand away
"no"
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jumble 27-Feb-21 05:49 PM
Yanks them back
"I don't think you actually need these...."
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Opossumod 27-Feb-21 05:49 PM
"nooooooooooOooOO"
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jumble 27-Feb-21 05:49 PM
Calls the local hospital
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Opossumod 27-Feb-21 05:49 PM
reaches hand in to suit
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jumble 27-Feb-21 05:49 PM
"Hi, can I get an ambulance down here? A colleague is having a mental episode and is bleed from the mouth and nose."
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Kermit the C_L_A_M 27-Feb-21 05:50 PM
cautiously watches David reaching
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Opossumod 27-Feb-21 05:50 PM
pulls out makarov
"GIVE ME MH PAPERS!!"
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jumble 27-Feb-21 05:50 PM
draws 1911 and ducks behind a nearby car engine
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Opossumod 27-Feb-21 05:50 PM
points gun at gracchus
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jumble 27-Feb-21 05:50 PM
"THERES NO NEED FOR THAT NOW"
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Opossumod 27-Feb-21 05:50 PM
"GIVR ME PU PAPERS"
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jumble 27-Feb-21 05:51 PM
"Gracchus, don't do anything stupid."
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Kermit the C_L_A_M 27-Feb-21 05:51 PM
"look david.... il lgive you the papers when you get home"
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jumble 27-Feb-21 05:51 PM
"The ambulance should be here soon."
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Opossumod 27-Feb-21 05:51 PM
"NO OWO"
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Kermit the C_L_A_M 27-Feb-21 05:51 PM
"just dont shoot... please"
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Opossumod 27-Feb-21 05:51 PM
"Oooao"
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jumble 27-Feb-21 05:51 PM
I say to the operator " He drew a pistol on us!"
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Opossumod 27-Feb-21 05:51 PM
"papers please"
"hehehe"
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jumble 27-Feb-21 05:51 PM
"I need police here too, it's a national emergency, he has a senator at gunpoint!"
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parm 27-Feb-21 05:51 PM
//can i hop in 🙂
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Opossumod 27-Feb-21 05:51 PM
"like the game"
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jumble 27-Feb-21 05:51 PM
// sure lol
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Opossumod 27-Feb-21 05:51 PM
//whoever wants can
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parm 27-Feb-21 05:52 PM
//what's happening
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Kermit the C_L_A_M 27-Feb-21 05:52 PM
"david.... please..... theres no reason for you to be this agressive"
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Kermit the C_L_A_M 27-Feb-21 05:52 PM
// yes
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Opossumod 27-Feb-21 05:52 PM
reached hand out for papers
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jumble 27-Feb-21 05:52 PM
"Now Opossum, I'm sure that there's no need for this over some papers."
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Opossumod 27-Feb-21 05:52 PM
//backread
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jumble 27-Feb-21 05:52 PM
Flips through them "What are these anyways?"
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parm 27-Feb-21 05:52 PM
//are you guys inside or outside
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jumble 27-Feb-21 05:52 PM
//outside
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Senator Morshu Ferrok 27-Feb-21 05:52 PM
// street
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parm 27-Feb-21 05:52 PM
//alright
Sussus bikes down the street, spotting the commotion
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jumble 27-Feb-21 05:53 PM
// i forgot that was your name
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parm 27-Feb-21 05:53 PM
"Hey, there, fellers!"
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jumble 27-Feb-21 05:53 PM
"Stand back please, this is a hostage situation!"
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Kermit the C_L_A_M 27-Feb-21 05:53 PM
// sussus sus chad
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Opossumod 27-Feb-21 05:53 PM
bill for debt relief, paper with just the word a repeating, blueprints for a tank, 10,000$ in a money clip staped to the paper (edited)
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parm 27-Feb-21 05:54 PM
Pulls out comically large spoon
chad 1
Entj
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Opossumod 27-Feb-21 05:54 PM
(are in the files)
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parm 27-Feb-21 05:54 PM
//who is holding the files and who is extorting (edited)
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cbass 27-Feb-21 05:54 PM
// stabed
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jumble 27-Feb-21 05:54 PM
// I have them, Opossum has Gracchus at gunpoint
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Opossumod 27-Feb-21 05:54 PM
//backread
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cbass 27-Feb-21 05:54 PM
//he's also wasted
//on several drugs
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Opossumod 27-Feb-21 05:55 PM
give me my papers
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parm 27-Feb-21 05:55 PM
//gg
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Opossumod 27-Feb-21 05:55 PM
3
2
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jumble 27-Feb-21 05:55 PM
"What in God's name do you have 10,000 Dollars and a blueprint for a tank for??"
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Opossumod 27-Feb-21 05:55 PM
4?
1
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jumble 27-Feb-21 05:55 PM
"WAIT!"
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Opossumod 27-Feb-21 05:55 PM
/s
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parm 27-Feb-21 05:55 PM
Entj
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jumble 27-Feb-21 05:55 PM
"I'm handing them ove-" (edited)
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Opossumod 27-Feb-21 05:55 PM
troll
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parm 27-Feb-21 05:55 PM
//can i use my comically large spoon i here?
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jumble 27-Feb-21 05:55 PM
Takes the money
"I'm handing them over now."
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parm 27-Feb-21 05:56 PM
"OI, THEIF!"
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Opossumod 27-Feb-21 05:56 PM
takes them
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jumble 27-Feb-21 05:56 PM
Throws them
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Opossumod 27-Feb-21 05:56 PM
puts gun away
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parm 27-Feb-21 05:56 PM
runs to jumble and tackles him //sussus dont got a clue
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jumble 27-Feb-21 05:56 PM
"YOU IDIOT!"
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Kermit the C_L_A_M 27-Feb-21 05:56 PM
runs behind car in distraction
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Opossumod 27-Feb-21 05:56 PM
Attacker!!??
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jumble 27-Feb-21 05:56 PM
"HE'S BUILDING A TANK"
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parm 27-Feb-21 05:56 PM
"What attacker?"
"I am just an upstanding citizen"
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Opossumod 27-Feb-21 05:57 PM
points gun at amogus
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parm 27-Feb-21 05:57 PM
"stopping theft"
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jumble 27-Feb-21 05:57 PM
"David help!"
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parm 27-Feb-21 05:57 PM
"Woah!"
backs down (edited)
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jumble 27-Feb-21 05:57 PM
"He hurt me!"
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Opossumod 27-Feb-21 05:57 PM
Stop or I'll shoot!!
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parm 27-Feb-21 05:57 PM
curls into a ball
//this is fun already Entj
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jumble 27-Feb-21 05:57 PM
I pocket the money and start walking to my car.
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Opossumod 27-Feb-21 05:57 PM
walks over to among
Wait a minute
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jumble 27-Feb-21 05:57 PM
mutters "I'll deal with this later"
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Opossumod 27-Feb-21 05:57 PM
I'm missing money
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parm 27-Feb-21 05:57 PM
"woah, woah, what are you going to do to me?"
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Opossumod 27-Feb-21 05:57 PM
I'm missing money'
I'm missing 50,000 dollars!!!
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jumble 27-Feb-21 05:58 PM
I'm getting closer to my car
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parm 27-Feb-21 05:58 PM
"you were just robbing someone at gunpoint, douchebag"
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Opossumod 27-Feb-21 05:58 PM
I had them in the caseee
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parm 27-Feb-21 05:58 PM
//gracchus is still there Entj
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jumble 27-Feb-21 05:58 PM
I'm ten feet from my car
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parm 27-Feb-21 05:58 PM
"OI"
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Opossumod 27-Feb-21 05:58 PM
kicks amongus
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parm 27-Feb-21 05:58 PM
"HES GETTING AWAY"
"THE THIEF"
"OIII!!!!"
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Kermit the C_L_A_M 27-Feb-21 05:58 PM
// im just hiding ngl
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jumble 27-Feb-21 05:58 PM
I get in my car
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Opossumod 27-Feb-21 05:58 PM
waves at jumble
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jumble 27-Feb-21 05:59 PM
I start the engine
Waves back
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parm 27-Feb-21 05:59 PM
gets up and runs towards the car
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Senator Morshu Ferrok 27-Feb-21 05:59 PM
Morshu steps outside, and looks around
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jumble 27-Feb-21 05:59 PM
I pull out
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parm 27-Feb-21 05:59 PM
"fuck" darts to his bike and pursues the car
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Opossumod 27-Feb-21 05:59 PM
Stop that theif!!!!!
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jumble 27-Feb-21 05:59 PM
I put the car into drive
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parm 27-Feb-21 05:59 PM
"OI IM COMING FOR YOU
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Opossumod 27-Feb-21 05:59 PM
Gracchus quick!!!
A chase !!!
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parm 27-Feb-21 05:59 PM
pursuit engged
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jumble 27-Feb-21 05:59 PM
I start driving to the police station
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Opossumod 27-Feb-21 05:59 PM
To the gta mobile!!
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Kermit the C_L_A_M 27-Feb-21 05:59 PM
"uhhhh no, im just going to stay back here"
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parm 27-Feb-21 06:00 PM
//wait can i just jump frm my bike to the car Entj
//motorbike
btw
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Opossumod 27-Feb-21 06:00 PM
gets in the driver seat of gracchus car
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parm 27-Feb-21 06:00 PM
tails jumble
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Opossumod 27-Feb-21 06:00 PM
Fine then ill take it from here
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jumble 27-Feb-21 06:00 PM
I'm halfway to the police station
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Kermit the C_L_A_M 27-Feb-21 06:00 PM
"no david please, i just got this repaired" dead inside
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parm 27-Feb-21 06:00 PM
epic rock music starts playing
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Senator Morshu Ferrok 27-Feb-21 06:00 PM
Morshu views the crime scene before him, and hobbles over to his gold 2001 Toyota Corolla
o7 1
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jumble 27-Feb-21 06:00 PM
// when do the police show up
// lol
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Opossumod 27-Feb-21 06:00 PM
car jumps forward towards ferroks car
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jumble 27-Feb-21 06:00 PM
// I called an ambulance and a police car
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parm 27-Feb-21 06:01 PM
//idk, im still pursuing you Entj
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jumble 27-Feb-21 06:01 PM
// ROFL
I near the police station
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parm 27-Feb-21 06:01 PM
//all ik is that there's rock music playing
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Senator Morshu Ferrok 27-Feb-21 06:01 PM
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parm 27-Feb-21 06:01 PM
drifts on the lawn of the station
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Kermit the C_L_A_M 27-Feb-21 06:01 PM
gracchus tries to stop david but is thrown into his seat as the car lurches forward
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jumble 27-Feb-21 06:01 PM
Parks, gets out
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parm 27-Feb-21 06:01 PM
hides behind a tree
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Senator Morshu Ferrok 27-Feb-21 06:02 PM
Morshu closes the door and starts the car
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jumble 27-Feb-21 06:02 PM
I see the fucking motorbike lmao
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Opossumod 27-Feb-21 06:02 PM
swerves car away from ferroks car
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jumble 27-Feb-21 06:02 PM
"Sussus, I know you're there."
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parm 27-Feb-21 06:02 PM
// Troll susssus is mentally deficient
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jumble 27-Feb-21 06:02 PM
"This isn't all it seems."
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parm 27-Feb-21 06:02 PM
"No, I'm not"
"I'm not here"
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Senator Morshu Ferrok 27-Feb-21 06:02 PM
Morshu lays on the horn, and begins pursuing the traffic offender in front of him
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jumble 27-Feb-21 06:02 PM
"I'm handing the money over to the police."
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parm 27-Feb-21 06:02 PM
"no sireee"
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Kermit the C_L_A_M 27-Feb-21 06:02 PM
gracchus stops trying to stop david and just braces himself in the passenger seat as the car swerves around
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Opossumod 27-Feb-21 06:02 PM
starts driving out of the senate parking lot as fast as he can
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parm 27-Feb-21 06:02 PM
runs over to the other side
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Senator Morshu Ferrok 27-Feb-21 06:02 PM
Morshu pursues
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cbass 27-Feb-21 06:03 PM
//should someone be playing the police??
//jfc
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jumble 27-Feb-21 06:03 PM
"I'm going to enter the police station, hand over the money, and jail David."
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Opossumod 27-Feb-21 06:03 PM
They are on to us!!!!!
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jumble 27-Feb-21 06:03 PM
"He was trying to buy a tank!"
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parm 27-Feb-21 06:03 PM
"you should be in jail too, theif!"
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Opossumod 27-Feb-21 06:03 PM
Hands gracchus the gun
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parm 27-Feb-21 06:03 PM
"i am just a good ciitzen
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jumble 27-Feb-21 06:03 PM
"I MERELY CONFISCATED EVIDENCE!"
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Opossumod 27-Feb-21 06:03 PM
" shoot at the gold car!!"
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jumble 27-Feb-21 06:03 PM
"I had no intention of ever using it for personal gain!"
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Senator Morshu Ferrok 27-Feb-21 06:04 PM
Morshu pulls out a megaphone and yells "Come back, I want to be a little mmmm richer!"
Entj 1
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Opossumod 27-Feb-21 06:04 PM
(jumbel and parm go to rp general 3
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jumble 27-Feb-21 06:04 PM
I'm halfway up the lawn to the door
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parm 27-Feb-21 06:04 PM
YOU STUPID WE CAN USE THIS AGAINST U IN COURT"
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Kermit the C_L_A_M 27-Feb-21 06:04 PM
throws gun out the window "no im not shooting a senator!
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parm 27-Feb-21 06:04 PM
//alr
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Opossumod 27-Feb-21 06:04 PM
"nooo you failure!!!"
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Senator Morshu Ferrok 27-Feb-21 06:05 PM
The gun impacts the windshield of his car, and this angers Morshu
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Opossumod 27-Feb-21 06:05 PM
"quick to the secret base!!!!"
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Senator Morshu Ferrok 27-Feb-21 06:05 PM
Morshu pulls out a Škorpion vz. 61, and once again yells for the car to stop, with neither hand on the steering wheel (edited)
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jumble 27-Feb-21 06:06 PM
// this entire rp is entj
entj 3
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Opossumod 27-Feb-21 06:06 PM
"GRACCHUS USE THE FLAIRS!"
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Kermit the C_L_A_M 27-Feb-21 06:06 PM
"THERE ARENT ANY FLAIRS"
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Opossumod 27-Feb-21 06:06 PM
"STUPID"
"KNOW YOUR ENEMY"
grabs graccus wallet and throws it at ferrok
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Your Friend Tamara 27-Feb-21 06:07 PM
//use Red Star Arms™️ guns.
true 1
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Kermit the C_L_A_M 27-Feb-21 06:07 PM
'WHAT WAS THAT FOR"
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Opossumod 27-Feb-21 06:07 PM
money flys through the air
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Senator Morshu Ferrok 27-Feb-21 06:07 PM
Morshu catches the wallet with the cone of his megaphone
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Kermit the C_L_A_M 27-Feb-21 06:07 PM
// gracchus would never keep that much on him troll
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Senator Morshu Ferrok 27-Feb-21 06:08 PM
"MMM"
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cbass 27-Feb-21 06:08 PM
// entj
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Opossumod 27-Feb-21 06:08 PM
pulls out wallet and starts tossing dollars out the window
not steering
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Kermit the C_L_A_M 27-Feb-21 06:09 PM
starts stearing from the passenger seat
"WHERE ARE WE EVEN GOING"
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Opossumod 27-Feb-21 06:09 PM
"hahahahah this is like the scene from that movie"
"the truman show"
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Kermit the C_L_A_M 27-Feb-21 06:10 PM
"SHUT UP, PLEASE JUST SHUT UP AND TELL ME WHERE THE HELL TO STEAR THIS"
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Opossumod 27-Feb-21 06:10 PM
"where the wife drives"
"NO NEED TO YELL"
grabs wheel
over graccus hands
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Kermit the C_L_A_M 27-Feb-21 06:11 PM
"what are you doing?"
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Opossumod 27-Feb-21 06:11 PM
winks at graccus
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Kermit the C_L_A_M 27-Feb-21 06:11 PM
Realization <---- gracchus rn
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Opossumod 27-Feb-21 06:12 PM
leans in for a big oll wet smooch
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Kermit the C_L_A_M 27-Feb-21 06:12 PM
is too afraid to move away
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Senator Morshu Ferrok 27-Feb-21 06:12 PM
"Escape, you want it? It's yours my friends, so long as you have enough rupees!"
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Kermit the C_L_A_M 27-Feb-21 06:12 PM
// sorry link i dont take your yee yee ass credit troll
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Opossumod 27-Feb-21 06:12 PM
starts to make out with graccus
tastes like weed and booze
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Kermit the C_L_A_M 27-Feb-21 06:13 PM
pushes him away " this is not the time"
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Senator Morshu Ferrok 27-Feb-21 06:13 PM
// Erp time troll
troll 2
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Opossumod 27-Feb-21 06:13 PM
"AR THE BASE TJEN"
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Kermit the C_L_A_M 27-Feb-21 06:14 PM
"please just get us out of this mess"
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Opossumod 27-Feb-21 06:14 PM
has gotten out of the city by now
"we must head for the woods*" (edited)
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Kermit the C_L_A_M 27-Feb-21 06:14 PM
//plot twist this is a OJ style chase where we are actually only going like 30 mph on a highway troll
troll 1
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Senator Morshu Ferrok 27-Feb-21 06:14 PM
// By woods you mean the municipal park in the middle of St Solomon
troll 1
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Opossumod 27-Feb-21 06:15 PM
drives car in to the park
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Kermit the C_L_A_M 27-Feb-21 06:15 PM
"oh god....."
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Opossumod 27-Feb-21 06:15 PM
swerves to avoid children
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Senator Morshu Ferrok 27-Feb-21 06:16 PM
"Those are my potential customers! Watch it!"
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cbass 27-Feb-21 06:16 PM
Senator Gracchus' phone begins to ring.
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Opossumod 27-Feb-21 06:16 PM
stops car at large tree on a hill
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Senator Morshu Ferrok 27-Feb-21 06:16 PM
Morshu opens fire
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Kermit the C_L_A_M 27-Feb-21 06:16 PM
"this really isnt a great place to go......... shouldnt we be driving away from the city" (edited)
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Opossumod 27-Feb-21 06:16 PM
"GAHHHH"
"QUICK TO TJE TREE"
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Senator Morshu Ferrok 27-Feb-21 06:16 PM
"You will not escape justice!"
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cbass 27-Feb-21 06:16 PM
Gracchus' phone continues to ring.
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Kermit the C_L_A_M 27-Feb-21 06:16 PM
ignores phone chad
chad 2
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Opossumod 27-Feb-21 06:16 PM
runs to tree
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Kermit the C_L_A_M 27-Feb-21 06:17 PM
follows david for no real reaosn
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Opossumod 27-Feb-21 06:17 PM
Pov ur cbass no longer getting to rp/
boohooo 1
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cbass 27-Feb-21 06:17 PM
The police, using the signal from the phone, pinpoint the location of the Senators, and head in that direction
//get played
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Kermit the C_L_A_M 27-Feb-21 06:17 PM
chad
// dont think thats how this works
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cbass 27-Feb-21 06:18 PM
//it is now
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Senator Morshu Ferrok 27-Feb-21 06:18 PM
// They could also follow the gunfire (edited)
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cbass 27-Feb-21 06:18 PM
//i am your god
chad 2
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Opossumod 27-Feb-21 06:18 PM
enters code in to hidden tree panel
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Kermit the C_L_A_M 27-Feb-21 06:18 PM
"what the......"
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cbass 27-Feb-21 06:18 PM
//LMFAO
troll 1
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Kermit the C_L_A_M 27-Feb-21 06:18 PM
// this is getting massive brained
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Senator Morshu Ferrok 27-Feb-21 06:18 PM
Morshu has now managed to get out of his car, and begins pursuit on foot
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cbass 27-Feb-21 06:18 PM
// Instead of some secret vault opening, the tree explodes in a nuclear blast
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Opossumod 27-Feb-21 06:18 PM
bark slides away revealing secret door
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Senator Morshu Ferrok 27-Feb-21 06:18 PM
// woof
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Opossumod 27-Feb-21 06:19 PM
Slowly hobbling with cane//
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Senator Morshu Ferrok 27-Feb-21 06:19 PM
//yes (edited)
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Kermit the C_L_A_M 27-Feb-21 06:19 PM
"what the hell have i gotten myself into....."
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Opossumod 27-Feb-21 06:19 PM
"Quick get in"
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cbass 27-Feb-21 06:19 PM
Gracchus' phone begins ringing again.
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Kermit the C_L_A_M 27-Feb-21 06:19 PM
walks into tree
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Senator Morshu Ferrok 27-Feb-21 06:19 PM
Morshu begins to catch up
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cbass 27-Feb-21 06:19 PM
Police sirens are wailing around the area as they get closer to the area.
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Opossumod 27-Feb-21 06:19 PM
jumps in tree
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Your Friend Tamara 27-Feb-21 06:19 PM
drives BMP (edited)
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Opossumod 27-Feb-21 06:20 PM
"quick ferrok"
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jumble 27-Feb-21 06:20 PM
// LMAO
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Opossumod 27-Feb-21 06:20 PM
"before that mad gunman arrives"
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Kermit the C_L_A_M 27-Feb-21 06:20 PM
"what the hell is this place"
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Opossumod 27-Feb-21 06:20 PM
"the base"
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Senator Morshu Ferrok 27-Feb-21 06:20 PM
// you talking to me?
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Opossumod 27-Feb-21 06:20 PM
//yes
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cbass 27-Feb-21 06:20 PM
Police begin to flood into the park, barely catching a glimpse of David going into the tree.
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Opossumod 27-Feb-21 06:21 PM
"come morshu"
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Senator Morshu Ferrok 27-Feb-21 06:21 PM
Morshu hobbles over to the tree, Škorpion vz. 61 in hand
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Opossumod 27-Feb-21 06:21 PM
as he enters tree closes
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cbass 27-Feb-21 06:21 PM
The SWAT units arrive shortly after, and open fire into the tree, catching Ferrok in the crossfire.
entj 2
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Opossumod 27-Feb-21 06:21 PM
elevator starts to decend (edited)
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Kermit the C_L_A_M 27-Feb-21 06:21 PM
// pov future 40k devs try to out stupid each other
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Senator Morshu Ferrok 27-Feb-21 06:21 PM
Ferrok's bulletproof merchant vest blocks the bullets, giving him only minor welts
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cbass 27-Feb-21 06:22 PM
The tree has been destroyed by gunfire, and only a hole in the ground remains.
The police begin preparing molotov cocktails to drop into the pit.
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Opossumod 27-Feb-21 06:22 PM
elevator stops
3
2
1
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Senator Morshu Ferrok 27-Feb-21 06:23 PM
Morshu pulls out an umbrella
chad 1
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cbass 27-Feb-21 06:23 PM
They drop the molotovs.
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jumble 27-Feb-21 06:23 PM
// jfc
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cbass 27-Feb-21 06:23 PM
//entj
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Kermit the C_L_A_M 27-Feb-21 06:23 PM
"ummmm, i still am not clear on where the hell we are"
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Opossumod 27-Feb-21 06:23 PM
elevator shoots upwards like a cannon
chad 2
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cbass 27-Feb-21 06:23 PM
//oh shit
//alr i'm bored
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Kermit the C_L_A_M 27-Feb-21 06:23 PM
// willy wonka time
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cbass 27-Feb-21 06:23 PM
//later skaters
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Opossumod 27-Feb-21 06:23 PM
shooting the bullet in to the sky killing 10 officers
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Kermit the C_L_A_M 27-Feb-21 06:24 PM
//possum and the great glass elevator
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Opossumod 27-Feb-21 06:24 PM
//literally willy wonka
Let's go to space!!
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Kermit the C_L_A_M 27-Feb-21 06:24 PM
Realization <---- gracchus this whole time
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Senator Morshu Ferrok 27-Feb-21 06:24 PM
// brb boutta die in a shootout with the ATF
chad 1
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Opossumod 27-Feb-21 06:24 PM
"now that we are in a private spot..."
moves towards graccus
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Kermit the C_L_A_M 27-Feb-21 06:25 PM
is too shocked to stop him
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jumble 27-Feb-21 06:25 PM
// jesus....
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Senator Morshu Ferrok 27-Feb-21 06:25 PM
// been listening to this on loop for the past hour https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FyJh1Kyl184
No one should eat alone at this time of year..... Original music score | Alun Richards | Cut & Paste Generation Sound Post | Kwazi Mojo Media Soundtrack © and published by Cut & Paste Generation 2012 Agency | Black River FC
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Opossumod 27-Feb-21 06:25 PM
//lmao
//time for sex scene
//rape I guess?
"time to slide in to this senator"
david faints
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Kermit the C_L_A_M 27-Feb-21 06:26 PM
//im laughing too much to stop this
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Senator Morshu Ferrok 27-Feb-21 06:26 PM
!roll 1d20
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Dice Maiden BOT 27-Feb-21 06:27 PM
Senator Morshu Ferrok Roll: [17] Result: 17
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Opossumod 27-Feb-21 06:27 PM
his dick is out of his pants
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Kermit the C_L_A_M 27-Feb-21 06:27 PM
caustiously tries to get david decent again
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Senator Morshu Ferrok 27-Feb-21 06:27 PM
Morshu reloads his Škorpion vz. 61
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Opossumod 27-Feb-21 06:28 PM
The bullet jerks
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Senator Morshu Ferrok 27-Feb-21 06:28 PM
"Lamp oil, rope, bombs; You want it?" Morshu asks provocatively
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Opossumod 27-Feb-21 06:28 PM
stops going up and jerks to a stop
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Kermit the C_L_A_M 27-Feb-21 06:28 PM
"im good morshu"
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Opossumod 27-Feb-21 06:28 PM
wakes up
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Senator Morshu Ferrok 27-Feb-21 06:29 PM
"Very well"
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Opossumod 27-Feb-21 06:29 PM
"ooh" (edited)
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Kermit the C_L_A_M 27-Feb-21 06:29 PM
"are you sure you dont need some first aid david?"
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Opossumod 27-Feb-21 06:29 PM
"why are you stooped over me taking my dick out of my pants"
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Kermit the C_L_A_M 27-Feb-21 06:30 PM
"this isnt what it looks like!"
jumps away from david
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Opossumod 27-Feb-21 06:30 PM
"THIS IS ASSAULT!"
"gah"
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Senator Morshu Ferrok 27-Feb-21 06:30 PM
"Assault?"
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Kermit the C_L_A_M 27-Feb-21 06:30 PM
//the rapist has become the rapee chad
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Opossumod 27-Feb-21 06:30 PM
"he tried to touch me!"
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Senator Morshu Ferrok 27-Feb-21 06:31 PM
Morshu pulls a homade assault rifle out of his pants
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Opossumod 27-Feb-21 06:31 PM
//how the turn tables
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Senator Morshu Ferrok 27-Feb-21 06:31 PM
"You want it?"
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Kermit the C_L_A_M 27-Feb-21 06:31 PM
"please, i was just trying to get him decent again!"
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Opossumod 27-Feb-21 06:31 PM
"is that an assault rifle in your pants or are you just happy to see me?"
"haha"
takes gun
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Kermit the C_L_A_M 27-Feb-21 06:31 PM
// empty
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Opossumod 27-Feb-21 06:31 PM
dick still flopping around
"alright where are we headed?"
"your tower?"
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Kermit the C_L_A_M 27-Feb-21 06:32 PM
"you think you could pull your pants up david?"
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Opossumod 27-Feb-21 06:33 PM
"ooh sorry"
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Senator Morshu Ferrok 27-Feb-21 06:33 PM
"We could"
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Opossumod 27-Feb-21 06:33 PM
pulls up pants
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Senator Morshu Ferrok 27-Feb-21 06:33 PM
"I have the whole city rigged with explosives"
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Kermit the C_L_A_M 27-Feb-21 06:33 PM
//mans got a fucking tower, gracchus lives in a fucking apartment (edited)
troll 2
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Opossumod 27-Feb-21 06:33 PM
"pulls out walkie talkie (edited)
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Senator Morshu Ferrok 27-Feb-21 06:33 PM
"What?"
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Opossumod 27-Feb-21 06:33 PM
//lmao
"you blow the city and we head for somoliland?"
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Senator Morshu Ferrok 27-Feb-21 06:34 PM
"That sounds like a good idea to me"
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Opossumod 27-Feb-21 06:34 PM
"I can activate the bombs at the new nuclear facility"
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Kermit the C_L_A_M 27-Feb-21 06:34 PM
slides down wall into fetal position, clearly in shock from the turn of events
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Senator Morshu Ferrok 27-Feb-21 06:34 PM
"The heli is on its way"
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Opossumod 27-Feb-21 06:35 PM
"we are being hellicopterd"
troll 1
"They snatched our tree out of the sky"
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Senator Morshu Ferrok 27-Feb-21 06:36 PM
"We go by sewers until we reach the east side"
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Opossumod 27-Feb-21 06:36 PM
opens up tree door to reveal the inside of a chinook storage bay
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Senator Morshu Ferrok 27-Feb-21 06:37 PM
"Flight of the Valkyries?"
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Kermit the C_L_A_M 27-Feb-21 06:37 PM
// literally what the fuck is happening at this point
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Senator Morshu Ferrok 27-Feb-21 06:37 PM
//It's okay Opossum is a mod so it's canon
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Kermit the C_L_A_M 27-Feb-21 06:38 PM
chad
//gracchus canonically being traumatized
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Opossumod 27-Feb-21 06:38 PM
//this reminds me of the bombing of jamesville where we got out of hand with rp and had to make it cannon
//gracchus gets ptsd
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Senator Morshu Ferrok 27-Feb-21 06:39 PM
//yeah
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Kermit the C_L_A_M 27-Feb-21 06:39 PM
//add it to the list of his many indiagnosed mental illnesses troll
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Senator Morshu Ferrok 27-Feb-21 06:40 PM
Morshu taps his hat, and it folds out into a flight helmet
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Opossumod 27-Feb-21 06:41 PM
"well good day then"
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Senator Morshu Ferrok 27-Feb-21 06:41 PM
Morshu hobbles over to the Chinook
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Kermit the C_L_A_M 27-Feb-21 06:41 PM
"where are we even going"
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Opossumod 27-Feb-21 06:42 PM
david presses his watch
Avatar Kermit the C_L_A_M "where are we even going"
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Senator Morshu Ferrok 27-Feb-21 06:42 PM
"Roads? Where we're going, we don't need roads!"
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Opossumod 27-Feb-21 06:42 PM
dissapears
Realization 3
confusednigga 4
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Senator Morshu Ferrok 27-Feb-21 06:42 PM
"Now, climb aboard!"
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Kermit the C_L_A_M 27-Feb-21 06:43 PM
"uhhh ok"
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Senator Morshu Ferrok 27-Feb-21 06:43 PM
Morshu climbs into the cockpit, and the bay opens
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jumble 27-Feb-21 06:43 PM
--- Point of No Canon ---
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Kermit the C_L_A_M 27-Feb-21 06:43 PM
inb4: this is possum just giving on rp troll
troll 1
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jumble 27-Feb-21 06:44 PM
oops
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jumble 27-Feb-21 06:44 PM
--- Point of No Canon ---
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Opossumod 27-Feb-21 06:44 PM
//when you need a way to leave the rp
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Kermit the C_L_A_M 27-Feb-21 06:44 PM
chad
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Senator Morshu Ferrok 27-Feb-21 06:44 PM
//Come with us to Ancapistan
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Opossumod 27-Feb-21 06:44 PM
--- Point of No Canon ---
//do you want to have this be cannon?
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Senator Morshu Ferrok 27-Feb-21 06:45 PM
//yes
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Kermit the C_L_A_M 27-Feb-21 06:45 PM
// idc either way chad
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Opossumod 27-Feb-21 06:45 PM
//I think mbby we leave in the tree door and we say that the police could not find them
//and then we left the tree hideout a wile later
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Senator Morshu Ferrok 27-Feb-21 06:46 PM
// We leave in the chinook and the police are obliterated by Morshu's bombs
// We have two options here
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Opossumod 27-Feb-21 06:47 PM
//and the city is bombed
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Senator Morshu Ferrok 27-Feb-21 06:47 PM
// Retcon and make it canon or Continue and make it worse but also canon
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Opossumod 27-Feb-21 06:47 PM
//retcon
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Senator Morshu Ferrok 27-Feb-21 06:47 PM
boohooo
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Opossumod 27-Feb-21 06:48 PM
empty
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cbass 27-Feb-21 07:38 PM
//yeah character already said we're retconning this
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Kermit the C_L_A_M 27-Feb-21 07:39 PM
//thats dumb chad
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Sen. Cassandra Balistic 28-Feb-21 01:18 PM
// whats happening brazillians
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Senator Morshu Ferrok 04-Mar-21 03:20 PM
The Apache lifts up into the sky
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jumble 04-Mar-21 03:20 PM
I dab
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Senator Morshu Ferrok 04-Mar-21 03:21 PM
Morshu takes one last look at the city below, the senate visible in the reflection on his sunglasses (edited)
He turns back to the controls and sighs softly, as he pulls a black stick out of his vest pocket
His eyes cast down to the stick, just for a moment, and a smile creeps onto his face
“...bombs... you want it?”
He presses a small button on the end of the stick
“It’s yours, my friend”
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jumble 04-Mar-21 03:25 PM
I press
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Senator Morshu Ferrok 04-Mar-21 03:25 PM
In an instant, the streets fill with flames, and any pedestrians left out in the sorry remnants of the city are vaporized
The buildings along Main Street erupt in great fireballs, and the Senate Building disappears in a small, but sizeable mushroom cloud, visible on his sunglasses
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jumble 04-Mar-21 03:27 PM
"yey"
"A good day to die, isn't it?"
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Senator Morshu Ferrok 04-Mar-21 03:28 PM
“Indeed it is, it certainly is...”
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jumble 04-Mar-21 03:29 PM
"We all deserve this, to be quite frank."
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Senator Morshu Ferrok 04-Mar-21 03:30 PM
“Some may question my right to annihilate a city of ten million souls”
“I say I have no right to let them live”
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jumble 04-Mar-21 03:30 PM
"You have a right to kill, just as they have a right to die."
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Senator Morshu Ferrok 04-Mar-21 03:31 PM
“Quite correct, that is”
“I have brought them mercy”
“I have done what is right”
“And for that, I feel content”
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jumble 04-Mar-21 03:35 PM
"As do I."
"Ashes to ashes, a new world will start."
"Life finds a way."
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Senator Morshu Ferrok 04-Mar-21 03:36 PM
View point pans out of the cockpit, out to a panoramic view of the helicopter flying into the sunset
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Truer King KingKingKing 04-Mar-21 03:44 PM
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Dr. Kris Lawrence 04-Mar-21 03:59 PM
meanwhile in the bunker (Chara) "hehe... It..." sigh "I am become death, the destroyer of worlds"
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Kermit the C_L_A_M 04-Mar-21 06:53 PM
chad
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